Massage Parlor Reports

[Sal Royal]

So I only been to MM once but I have twice like immediately after my 1st date. Both times, I requested someone. First time in MM, it was super busy, someone waiting on the lobby while Kiko was busy as fuck. Despite that, I only had to wait like 4 minutes for Mocha. As soon as Mocha and I were done, I immediately went to the ATM for more LOL. No lie, it didn't even take me 10 minutes to come back, there was a whole new cycle of people and it got busy as fuck. Kiko sees me and goes "are you serious? Again?" and I think I waited close to 30 minutes for junjun.

I had to wait to plenty about 20 minutes or so plenty of times back in MC but I do agree that MM does seem to be busier.

Aside from that, can anyone recommend me someone for MM? I'm making a trip soon to Orlando and thinking about passing by again. I've seen Sophia and Mocha and love them but looking for someone new. Amanda seems to be a good idea. What suggestions you guys have?

I prefer Sophia but Amanda is great also.

[GemiHilarious]

I went to MM for the second time ever on a weekday earlier this week. It was really hot in Orlando / Central Florida. I was finally greeted by the elusive Keiko (Kiko?) at the side door after knocking twice and waiting 45-60 seconds. Was expecting her to look like dynamite after many of you mentioned she is very pretty, but found her to be ok -- maybe because she also wasn't wearing makeup. Anyway I asked her "Who is working today?" And she said they are all good. It was then at the very beginning I realized I messed up my visit. I proceeded to specifically ask if Amanda or Sophia was working, then she got testy / cranky and said if I wanted their business or not, so I paid the house fee and in I went to the closet near the front. $$ is a bit of an investment for me, so I needed to know specifically. During the walk in the hallway she asked if it was my first time, and I said no it was my second (because April was working the front last month). I asked again for Amanda but she said she was not working that day, so I opted for Sophia. Sat in the closet for about four minutes.

Was led to the room and in greeted Sophia, and asked her if she remembered me (don't think she did at first). We went to the TS, and I funnily asked: "How many have you been with so far today?" I think that struck a nerve..

Wow. So I know there are all types in this hobby. The disabled, workaholics, socially challenged, emotionally stunted, etc. But this description was interesting. You are right, this might not be for you, I suggest a relationship with someone you connect with. I know working girls sometimes have multiple roles mother, shrink, girlfriend, *****. But you seem to push the boundaries. These are people too, treat them with respect and have a little empathy. Smile, don't read into it too much, have fun and be polite, say what you want and enjoy yourself.

Do not ask awkward or personal questions unless it's about their interests or what they like to do. Do not be rude, or talk down to them or be abusive, unless that's your kink and you should go to a specialist for that. They are providing a service, respect them as you would any other. Remember they have to put up with your hairy, smelly, horny, uncomfortable awkwardness. They do it with a smile and make you feel like you are great you big stud. So be nice, and enjoy the pampering.

[Member #6577]

So I went to KS to see Vivian again and unfortunately the dream was a little bit disappointing. In my dream I arrived to KS and a small girl with red dress open the door and took me to the room, I asked for Vivian and she told me that she was on the way, in the other side of the wall I heard a girl with another monger, the small girl came back and ask me to get comfortable, was a cold day so I decided to wait for my girl. I waited for around 30 minutes so I called the girl and asked for my roses but she told me that Vivian is ready, and yes! She was naked and she got into my room and start playing with jr with her mouth, couple minutes ago we was in MISH and Doggy, but we finished in around 20 minutes. After that she goes back outside and saw her in the camera taking out the other monger but welcoming in a new one. After another 15 minutes she came back and started with a massage that finished soon too.

Pros: same girl with big tatas, she was a little bit relax, nice sucking.

Cons: I realized that she was working with me and another 2 mongers at the same time! That's a little bit uncomfortable. No TS, so, we didn't made the 69, she was so hurry so the damage was $$. 4 for less than 1 hour.

At this point I'm not going to dream with her again.

[Plex10]

Read a few reports that the menu is open here. Now, has anyone ever went here for a couples massage and left extra happy? Or any AMP for that matter. Didn't think this was an option and these places.

[HotBoss]

The thing is, Massage Connection was never as busy as MM seems to be all the time. Only once in the many times that I went to MC did I have to wait so long that I had to leave (I once waited about 40 minutes before asking for my money to be returned because I had to be somewhere else, which was true). At MC, the routine was typically the entrance, the greeting, the room, the girl, all within less than a couple of minutes. MC also had a more private rear entrance so it was easier to get in and out of the place without notice from the main street, Semoran. MM is just crazy busy all the time. I've considered that it may be because MM is fairly easy to get to from I-4. MC was on Semoran which means you had to get there from Route 50 or take the 408 toll road, which, if using a prepay transponder, could lead to problems with your home life. That's the only explanation that I have for how busy it is at MM when compared to MC. Thoughts anyone?

Shaggy.

I agree with your observations as well as comments from Big in Japan. I'll will add another factor that I think is a big contributor. I travel for business (and for pleasure) up and down the eastern half of the country and prior to my travels, I search for information on the local forums. People write reviews about our local massage parlors and post them all over the country. We see visitors from all over the state and from outside of Florida. The guys in Tampa, Jacksonville, Ocala, and all over south Florida tell each other that it's worth the trip. We are a travel destination and not just for the mouse house. Tourism is really high right now. Lots of traffic on the roads and at the big three.

[RiotStar]

The thing is, Massage Connection was never as busy as MM seems to be all the time. Only once in the many times that I went to MC did I have to wait so long that I had to leave (I once waited about 40 minutes before asking for my money to be returned because I had to be somewhere else, which was true). At MC, the routine was typically the entrance, the greeting, the room, the girl, all within less than a couple of minutes. MC also had a more private rear entrance so it was easier to get in and out of the place without notice from the main street, Semoran. MM is just crazy busy all the time. I've considered that it may be because MM is fairly easy to get to from I-4. MC was on Semoran which means you had to get there from Route 50 or take the 408 toll road, which, if using a prepay transponder, could lead to problems with your home life. That's the only explanation that I have for how busy it is at MM when compared to MC. Thoughts anyone?

Shaggy.

So I only been to MM once but I have twice like immediately after my 1st date. Both times, I requested someone. First time in MM, it was super busy, someone waiting on the lobby while Kiko was busy as fuck. Despite that, I only had to wait like 4 minutes for Mocha. As soon as Mocha and I were done, I immediately went to the ATM for more LOL. No lie, it didn't even take me 10 minutes to come back, there was a whole new cycle of people and it got busy as fuck. Kiko sees me and goes "are you serious? Again?" and I think I waited close to 30 minutes for junjun.

I had to wait to plenty about 20 minutes or so plenty of times back in MC but I do agree that MM does seem to be busier.

Aside from that, can anyone recommend me someone for MM? I'm making a trip soon to Orlando and thinking about passing by again. I've seen Sophia and Mocha and love them but looking for someone new. Amanda seems to be a good idea. What suggestions you guys have?

[Mk4545]

I went to MM for the second time ever on a weekday earlier this week. It was really hot in Orlando / Central Florida. I was finally greeted by the elusive Keiko (Kiko?) at the side door after knocking twice and waiting 45-60 seconds. Was expecting her to look like dynamite after many of you mentioned she is very pretty, but found her to be ok -- maybe because she also wasn't wearing makeup. Anyway I asked her "Who is working today?" And she said they are all good. It was then at the very beginning I realized I messed up my visit. I proceeded to specifically ask if Amanda or Sophia was working, then she got testy / cranky and said if I wanted their business or not, so I paid the house fee and in I went to the closet near the front. $$ is a bit of an investment for me, so I needed to know specifically. During the walk in the hallway she asked if it was my first time, and I said no it was my second (because April was working the front last month). I asked again for Amanda but she said she was not working that day, so I opted for Sophia. Sat in the closet for about four minutes.

Was led to the room and in greeted Sophia, and asked her if she remembered me (don't think she did at first). We went to the TS, and I funnily asked: "How many have you been with so far today?" I think that struck a nerve. Then after slip 'and slide with some LFK and BBBJ and before exiting the shower to go back to the room, I asked her nonchalantly "so when will you stop / retire from this and get settled?" For some reason I was just making too much casual side talk and being too nosey. She told me this at the very end of our session that I should not ask those questions because they are rude / bad-mannered. I guess it's like her asking how many I've been with (which is not very much at all). I now know why many of you have said "don't ask stupid questions" because I also asked her in the room if the $ is good from this. Gosh growing up I've always been nosy, but I really took this visit to another level. Please don't follow my example otherwise you will get an educated scolding from Kiko and the provider. Yikes. I also realized she doesn't like her chest to be licked because she used her forearm to gently brush me away after a few seconds of attention on both. Also in the room at the end she would immediately wipe them off with a towel. Also feel like Sophia's chest got slightly bigger from the last visit.

In the room there was mish, DATY, some more BBBJ and eventually CIM. During mish I became soft pretty soon and similar to DelandMan's post below, a little bit of the music, but I think it's because I felt guilty / not emotionally attached. It was at that point I realized this hobby is not for me. She tried to get me going again and then ACG but became limp again. Even drinking three (yes, three) of their small water bottles didn't help, and I was thirsty because it was a hot day. Light massage when finished then knock on the door. I remember I used to be able to MSOG when I was younger six years ago. Keiko showed me out to the front instead of the back because auntie / cook was sleeping in the back, which is weird because I was able to exit out back my first time. Now I know this hobby is not for me at all, so I'm going to retire (good riddance because now you all have one less 'monger') or it's best to find a place that is lower in $ and doesn't need to be CFS. Just LFK / DFK and BBBJCIM is fine in my book. And maybe if the provider is open to small talk. I do too much small talk.

I'm open to criticism and feedback. Replies and DMs are welcome.

You're lucky they she didn't slap the shit out of you and kick you out. What is wrong with you? We're you trying your hardest to make her feel uncomfortable? This is cringy and you should retire after that performance.

[SfJoe222]

All I can say is damn. I visited MM last weekend and I am glad I do not live in Orlando or I would be broke as fuck. Everything said about MM is correct busy as usual but worth the wait and time if you have the patience.

Lucky for me I went in on a Saturday night and immediately saw fingers coming out of the window with curtains. Since I been there I just immediately forked up the $$ to Kieko and she let me in the door. Unfortunately she did not remember but I knew who I wanted to see so I requested Sophia. After Kieko took me the room my dream began. Sophia walked in within 5 minutes. Gave me a deep kiss and asked me if I wanted a table shower which I said yes. In the shower she gave mouth wash and after she leaned in and kissed me more. At the same time she did a this trick were she reached down and my bare sick and stuck it between her legs just grinding her pussy lips back and forth all the while kissing me. This had me going so hard I nearly lost it. After a while of that she had me lay down face first and began a sensual wash of my body which included a TUMA on the flip more kissing BBBJWS.

At the room we were of the races again as she started her special grinding again until she got down on the ground on her knees and took me deep in her mouth. The activities after that were more BBBJ, DATY / DATO, CFS with multiple positions. To finish it off she swallowed my load again and cleaned my duck with her after. I just want to say all you Orlando mongers, I am jealous. Tampa AMPs are not as good as these AMPs here.

[Gator1961]

The thing is, Massage Connection was never as busy as MM seems to be all the time. Only once in the many times that I went to MC did I have to wait so long that I had to leave (I once waited about 40 minutes before asking for my money to be returned because I had to be somewhere else, which was true). At MC, the routine was typically the entrance, the greeting, the room, the girl, all within less than a couple of minutes. MC also had a more private rear entrance so it was easier to get in and out of the place without notice from the main street, Semoran. MM is just crazy busy all the time. I've considered that it may be because MM is fairly easy to get to from I-4. MC was on Semoran which means you had to get there from Route 50 or take the 408 toll road, which, if using a prepay transponder, could lead to problems with your home life. That's the only explanation that I have for how busy it is at MM when compared to MC. Thoughts anyone?

Shaggy.

I have definitely been known To be a little dense from time to time, but it looks like MM is only 10 minutes away from MC on Semoren using E Colonial. Am I missing something? Not being an Orlando native that is very possible.

How are the providers and services at MC. . . Comparable to MM? Would like to find an alternative to MM, not because I am unhappy, but the place is just too damn busy. I am wondering just how long it will take our favorite Uncle to pay them a visit (I sure would not want to be there when they do).

Anyway, if one you Mongers could set me straight, I would appreciate it.

Thanks.

Gator.

[HappyCamper21]

New to Florida but not to the hobby. Stopped by NDS today and to my surprise it wasn't busy at all. Met Elsa and within a few minutes in the room we were joined by I believe her name was Veronica. Both girls were very friendly and their interaction with each other was fun to watch and even more fun to join in. Will definitely repeat.

[Big In Japan]

I've considered that it may be because MM is fairly easy to get to from I-4. MC was on Semoran which means you had to get there from Route 50 or take the 408 toll road, which, if using a prepay transponder, could lead to problems with your home life. That's the only explanation that I have for how busy it is at MM when compared to MC. Thoughts anyone?

Shaggy.

Location, location, location. I agree with all that and would like to add that being so close to downtown, that is the center of the metro Orlando area, puts a larger population within striking distance. It's more accessible for mongers from all over the metro area. Not to mention the relative ease of access that I-4 offers those coming from Tampa to Daytona.

[ShaggyJax]

Stopped by Milk this morning and the parking lot was completely full. I hope some of them.

Might be for the smoke shop, but when I got to the door, there was already a dude waiting there. So the rooms and the waiting rooms must already be full.

I didn't have time to wait, so I left. I really love the services here. Looks like everyone else does too. Hopefully they are less busy this evening.

The thing is, Massage Connection was never as busy as MM seems to be all the time. Only once in the many times that I went to MC did I have to wait so long that I had to leave (I once waited about 40 minutes before asking for my money to be returned because I had to be somewhere else, which was true). At MC, the routine was typically the entrance, the greeting, the room, the girl, all within less than a couple of minutes. MC also had a more private rear entrance so it was easier to get in and out of the place without notice from the main street, Semoran. MM is just crazy busy all the time. I've considered that it may be because MM is fairly easy to get to from I-4. MC was on Semoran which means you had to get there from Route 50 or take the 408 toll road, which, if using a prepay transponder, could lead to problems with your home life. That's the only explanation that I have for how busy it is at MM when compared to MC. Thoughts anyone?

Shaggy.

[Golfer100]

Sophia has been there for some time. She is, IMHO, one of the best there. Always a good time and sweet. Watch out. She does like to bite. Seriously.

Last couple times I was there I think Keiko was training her to work the door for times when Keiko is away.

-cmm.

Yes, Sophia is absolutely one of the best. She allows MSOG every time. Her body is all natural. She has soft beautiful breasts and pink pussy lips. She always takes her time to please me. I never feel rushed. She has passions and likes to DFK.

I have been seeing her for quite some time. It is time for me to see her again soon.

[HOD415]

I think she does that on purpose. I have talked to her several times between King and NDS and been tempted but got a bad vibe every time. I left a review about the last time I was at NDS and ended up leaving rather than gambling away my money on her. I've read several reviews that described basically the same thing with her shorting time or halfassing her way through it. I wish the search function would let you enter 3 letters and get results. Sorry that happened to you. I like her look, not so much her attitude. That $240 could be much better spent on someone that at least pretends to like their job while they're rocking your world, but from what I've seen and read, for the most part, she just isn't one them. Such a waste.

I don't really have a grasp of the search function. She said she would take care of me next time. Thanks for the heads up Nightowl, I guess there won't be a next time with Eva for me.

[Ronnie720]

I went to MM for the second time ever on a weekday earlier this week. It was really hot in Orlando / Central Florida. I was finally greeted by the elusive Keiko (Kiko?) at the side door after knocking twice and waiting 45-60 seconds. Was expecting her to look like dynamite after many of you mentioned she is very pretty, but found her to be ok -- maybe because she also wasn't wearing makeup. Anyway I asked her "Who is working today?" And she said they are all good. It was then at the very beginning I realized I messed up my visit. I proceeded to specifically ask if Amanda or Sophia was working, then she got testy / cranky and said if I wanted their business or not, so I paid the house fee and in I went to the closet near the front. $$ is a bit of an investment for me, so I needed to know specifically. During the walk in the hallway she asked if it was my first time, and I said no it was my second (because April was working the front last month). I asked again for Amanda but she said she was not working that day, so I opted for Sophia. Sat in the closet for about four minutes.

Was led to the room and in greeted Sophia, and asked her if she remembered me (don't think she did at first). We went to the TS, and I funnily asked: "How many have you been with so far today?" I think that struck a nerve. Then after slip 'and slide with some LFK and BBBJ and before exiting the shower to go back to the room, I asked her nonchalantly "so when will you stop / retire from this and get settled?" For some reason I was just making too much casual side talk and being too nosey. She told me this at the very end of our session that I should not ask those questions because they are rude / bad-mannered. I guess it's like her asking how many I've been with (which is not very much at all). I now know why many of you have said "don't ask stupid questions" because I also asked her in the room if the $ is good from this. Gosh growing up I've always been nosy, but I really took this visit to another level. Please don't follow my example otherwise you will get an educated scolding from Kiko and the provider. Yikes. I also realized she doesn't like her chest to be licked because she used her forearm to gently brush me away after a few seconds of attention on both. Also in the room at the end she would immediately wipe them off with a towel. Also feel like Sophia's chest got slightly bigger from the last visit.

In the room there was mish, DATY, some more BBBJ and eventually CIM. During mish I became soft pretty soon and similar to DelandMan's post below, a little bit of the music, but I think it's because I felt guilty / not emotionally attached. It was at that point I realized this hobby is not for me. She tried to get me going again and then ACG but became limp again. Even drinking three (yes, three) of their small water bottles didn't help, and I was thirsty because it was a hot day. Light massage when finished then knock on the door. I remember I used to be able to MSOG when I was younger six years ago. Keiko showed me out to the front instead of the back because auntie / cook was sleeping in the back, which is weird because I was able to exit out back my first time. Now I know this hobby is not for me at all, so I'm going to retire (good riddance because now you all have one less 'monger') or it's best to find a place that is lower in $ and doesn't need to be CFS. Just LFK / DFK and BBBJCIM is fine in my book. And maybe if the provider is open to small talk. I do too much small talk.

I'm open to criticism and feedback. Replies and DMs are welcome.

God damn you sound like an awkward person.