Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 02-22-22 09:06

Originally Posted by VaughnBraun [View Original Post]

Hey, The Drowned!

I really enjoy reading your posts and have gained much wisdom from your local adventures. But I must take exception with your latest epistle. I do not have a strong opinion regarding the rationale behind correspondence from other gentlemen, but I believe you may have accidentally transposed some digits when identifying the location of the Spanish-speaking Chinese GILF therapist.

The address you mentioned is the Casa D Mama pizzeria. Although the clientele at this long-running joint clearly swings toward the working class laborers of varying international origin, I sincerely doubt the Lebanese owners would hire a multi-lingual Chinese hostess to sling pizzas and other full services. But I could be wrong.

Perhaps their new tag line has become "Grab a slice (or two) and go. ".

Now, banging a Chinese GILF in mish while she is negotiating her next trick in Spanish is some epic Old School WESTPAC sailor lore the young ones will never be able to replicate! May you continue to have Fair Winds and Following Seas as you navigate the NOVA rocks and shoals.

Vaughn sends in respect and admiration!

I guess my rant brain my scrambled a bit there. The address is 7604 not 7406. This will take you to a service road on little river with a gas station and MCDs, a little plaza to to the right of that, you head over to Angies salon and head of the stairs to the second floor directly across from some weird Korean gospel thing. But hey who wouldn't want to stop for some pizza after a nice relaxing massage?

Apologies for the minor case dyslexia my brain works in mysterious ways and on some days in no way at all. The secret however, is revealed if you rescramble the words: even dyslexia is an anagram for "sex daily".

-TD.

**SpaceJam99** · 02-22-22 08:52

Where have all the Thai providers gone? I haven't been in the game for about a year but all my favorite providers vanished?? I'm looking to get back in the game with a dark skinned Asian gal but it feels like Korean and Chinese providers are all that's on the menu these days. How is that possible? DC is huge. I'd also like to check off Viet from the bucket list but word is that they're super rare. Best experience to date was with Bianca but like I said that was over a year ago. I remember she was perfect though! Young, tight body, kind of shy. Last I checked she moved to LA or something. Damn shame.

**SlyFrog** · 02-22-22 01:05

Originally Posted by BigPoppa2308 [View Original Post]

For those of you who have been missing her or didn't see her the last time she was in town, Zina is back in Tysons. Contact is 206-947-9505.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../20819464.html

I saw Zina when she was in Annandale. She was pretty awsome on all fronts. Good looking, good massage, good every thing else. Not a real picture though.

**VaughnBraun** · 02-21-22 22:17

Hey, The Drowned!

I really enjoy reading your posts and have gained much wisdom from your local adventures. But I must take exception with your latest epistle. I do not have a strong opinion regarding the rationale behind correspondence from other gentlemen, but I believe you may have accidentally transposed some digits when identifying the location of the Spanish-speaking Chinese GILF therapist.

The address you mentioned is the Casa D Mama pizzeria. Although the clientele at this long-running joint clearly swings toward the working class laborers of varying international origin, I sincerely doubt the Lebanese owners would hire a multi-lingual Chinese hostess to sling pizzas and other full services. But I could be wrong.

Perhaps their new tag line has become "Grab a slice (or two) and go. ".

Now, banging a Chinese GILF in mish while she is negotiating her next trick in Spanish is some epic Old School WESTPAC sailor lore the young ones will never be able to replicate! May you continue to have Fair Winds and Following Seas as you navigate the NOVA rocks and shoals.

Vaughn sends in respect and admiration!

**BigPoppa2308** · 02-21-22 17:38

For those of you who have been missing her or didn't see her the last time she was in town, Zina is back in Tysons. Contact is 206-947-9505.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../20819464.html

**RedBird3** · 02-21-22 10:53

Originally Posted by Dunnit [View Original Post]

I have been trying to find a good indy with great massage skills and big boobs beyond the obvious ones (Tara, Fairfax Nikki, etc) and have seen great reviews of Pim on other sites for a while. I made an appointment and got the address of a familiar block on Lincoln. Was met at the door by Pim in a revealing red dress. Pim does not post pics on her BP add. I have seen a pic on RR, but that is currently down, so I can't confirm if that is her. She has big implant boobs and she looks about 10 years older than the TER profile IMO. Went to freshen up and left the 1 h / $.2 fee +. 4 which is my usual to get topless or nude Nova at the others. Got on the big massage table face down and received a good massage. I requested medium which was just as well, as she is strong and made my leg muscles a little sore afterwards. Most of the time was spent on my legs and feet, and she gave me a scalp massage before the flip. Her hands went to my inner thigh a couple of times but no real teasing to report. She applied hot towels and wiped me down before the flip. I turned round and she was still fully clothed. She said it would be extra. 6 for the nude nova. I said I would give her extra. 2 as I already had tipped. 4 at the start. She removed her dress and I got to roam up top while she stroked me to a finish. Her boobs are definitely fake and don't feel or look very natural. They may be Ds as she is slender, but I would not say "huge". I took a shower and was back in my car exactly 60 minutes after arriving. I caught a glimpse of a room mate, who I think was Apple, on the way out. Would not repeat, and the quest for big natural boobs continues.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu...r/9678037.html

https://dc.rubmd.com/68809972-d583-4...f-0967ea0e5c24

**Dunnit** · 02-21-22 09:58

I have been trying to find a good indy with great massage skills and big boobs beyond the obvious ones (Tara, Fairfax Nikki, etc) and have seen great reviews of Pim on other sites for a while. I made an appointment and got the address of a familiar block on Lincoln. Was met at the door by Pim in a revealing red dress. Pim does not post pics on her BP add. I have seen a pic on RR, but that is currently down, so I can't confirm if that is her. She has big implant boobs and she looks about 10 years older than the TER profile IMO. Went to freshen up and left the 1 h / $.2 fee +. 4 which is my usual to get topless or nude Nova at the others. Got on the big massage table face down and received a good massage. I requested medium which was just as well, as she is strong and made my leg muscles a little sore afterwards. Most of the time was spent on my legs and feet, and she gave me a scalp massage before the flip. Her hands went to my inner thigh a couple of times but no real teasing to report. She applied hot towels and wiped me down before the flip. I turned round and she was still fully clothed. She said it would be extra. 6 for the nude nova. I said I would give her extra. 2 as I already had tipped. 4 at the start. She removed her dress and I got to roam up top while she stroked me to a finish. Her boobs are definitely fake and don't feel or look very natural. They may be Ds as she is slender, but I would not say "huge". I took a shower and was back in my car exactly 60 minutes after arriving. I caught a glimpse of a room mate, who I think was Apple, on the way out. Would not repeat, and the quest for big natural boobs continues.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu...r/9678037.html

**HKPunter99** · 02-21-22 08:39

Originally Posted by Lougle69 [View Original Post]

Well, I'll be back in DC tomorrow afternoon and was going to try AT again, but it appears there has been a changing of the guards there. Any recommendations on a place in NOVA or in the DC area that offers a good massage and more? I would love the full experience w / a shower. Thanks in advance!

The DC area is pretty big. Where will you be? What are you looking for when you say "more"? HE? FS?

**SexyD** · 02-21-22 06:54

You are correct, the world has changed. It used to be that getting BJ or FS at an NOVA AMP was like finding the holy grail, now it's available everywhere with minimal effort. It's only a matter of the capacity and willingness to spend the money.

So the intel matters less in terms of who does what. The disparity seems to be in age not service. There seems to be an excess of really old providers and fewer younger, hotter providers. I would argue that is the more valuable knowledge now.

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

I've been a long time lurker, and a senior member under many names. I have benefited from those who have been generous in lending information and have also been a benefactor to many. It's a painfully simple process of giving and receiving. We call each other brothers and we share our knowledge to grow the collective. I have met many strangers who have entertained me with great stories, both of failure and success and could easily call them my friends, but lately it seems that what once was a tree of life has become festered with a covert covetousness. Sure some flowers still bloom on this tree here and there but I notice a larger number of posts that aren't providing information but using the platform to gloat. Parasites on this board are unavoidable; there will always be people who take and never give but that's simply collateral damage offset by the net gains of having a free website where we can access information without barriers. But what leaves me unsettled is that even seniors; people I have looked to as brothers have given me the cold shoulder even when confronted thru PM. If we don't nourish the tree it will die and I don't want to see this platform become a dick measuring contest.

I don't mind withholding info if there's a cause for it; maybe preventing a monger rush or if the provider explicitly expresses to keep her services a secret. But I'm here to entertain, not show off; so anything is fair game via PM and I don't mind telling trusted seniors about my experiences or imparting a little knowledge. But mind you, I also provide in the hopes that other mongers will follow my lead and share as well. Some get the message and it's always a pleasure to see, but a shocking number of members seem to have become blinded and it worries me.

Anyway rant over:

I spent a short visit going over to 7406 Little River Trnpike to see Lucy, I guess she can be described on this board as another "AMP grannie" but she keeps herself pretty well maintained for her age. Didn't really come for the massage so we skipped it and spent the 30 min doing other things. CFS for a $. 4 total isn't terrible and I enjoyed myself with her company. She spent 20 years in Peru so she's a Chinese lady who speaks fluent Spanish, a customer called mid session and she did her entire conversation in Spanish which for some reason turned me on, something about a submissive soft spoken Chinese lady speaking fluent high pitched Spanish isn't something you see everyday while banging her missionary so that was enjoyable to see.

Anyway I did have another adventure with a much younger gal at another AMP but frankly I don't much feel like talking about it right now. I will eventually but I'm rather salty for a sailor right now given the current state of this ocean but trusted seniors can inquire.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**JustAGuy316** · 02-21-22 01:31

I stopped by Oasis in Annandale this week. They have a. 6 cover charge. I did have a really good strong massage. However no extras to be found. They did have a glass door and a see through curtain over the glass. So for a good massage but no extras. As usual YMMV.

**Lougle69** · 02-20-22 17:54

I was in town last month and went to AT, unfortunately she was busy and asked that I come back in 2 hrs. That wasn't going to work so I moved on. Ended up at Ying or Eastern thinking it was a different place. The lady was probably in her 50's, not bad looking. Decent massage with a HE. She allowed roaming and licking of her nipples. For 60/40, it was worth it.

Well, I'll be back in DC tomorrow afternoon and was going to try AT again, but it appears there has been a changing of the guards there. Any recommendations on a place in NOVA or in the DC area that offers a good massage and more? I would love the full experience w / a shower. Thanks in advance!

**DoYouKnow** · 02-20-22 16:32

Terribly disappointed that Linda has washed away and no longer at Eleven. Damn she was so good, sensual and like the sexy girl next door. I would love to attempt to learn where she is now location. She will rake in so much business wherever she is at. So I decided to see BLUE today, which was fun, but nothing like Linda, total damage was $1. 60 but menu was limited today, but still left happy. She told me its one girl that replaced Linda and her name is Kay. If anyone sees her definitely report back. Happy Mongering Gents.

**TheDrowned** · 02-20-22 15:28

I've been a long time lurker, and a senior member under many names. I have benefited from those who have been generous in lending information and have also been a benefactor to many. It's a painfully simple process of giving and receiving. We call each other brothers and we share our knowledge to grow the collective. I have met many strangers who have entertained me with great stories, both of failure and success and could easily call them my friends, but lately it seems that what once was a tree of life has become festered with a covert covetousness. Sure some flowers still bloom on this tree here and there but I notice a larger number of posts that aren't providing information but using the platform to gloat. Parasites on this board are unavoidable; there will always be people who take and never give but that's simply collateral damage offset by the net gains of having a free website where we can access information without barriers. But what leaves me unsettled is that even seniors; people I have looked to as brothers have given me the cold shoulder even when confronted thru PM. If we don't nourish the tree it will die and I don't want to see this platform become a dick measuring contest.

I don't mind withholding info if there's a cause for it; maybe preventing a monger rush or if the provider explicitly expresses to keep her services a secret. But I'm here to entertain, not show off; so anything is fair game via PM and I don't mind telling trusted seniors about my experiences or imparting a little knowledge. But mind you, I also provide in the hopes that other mongers will follow my lead and share as well. Some get the message and it's always a pleasure to see, but a shocking number of members seem to have become blinded and it worries me.

Anyway rant over:

I spent a short visit going over to 7406 Little River Trnpike to see Lucy, I guess she can be described on this board as another "AMP grannie" but she keeps herself pretty well maintained for her age. Didn't really come for the massage so we skipped it and spent the 30 min doing other things. CFS for a $. 4 total isn't terrible and I enjoyed myself with her company. She spent 20 years in Peru so she's a Chinese lady who speaks fluent Spanish, a customer called mid session and she did her entire conversation in Spanish which for some reason turned me on, something about a submissive soft spoken Chinese lady speaking fluent high pitched Spanish isn't something you see everyday while banging her missionary so that was enjoyable to see.

Anyway I did have another adventure with a much younger gal at another AMP but frankly I don't much feel like talking about it right now. I will eventually but I'm rather salty for a sailor right now given the current state of this ocean but trusted seniors can inquire.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**OldBoomer** · 02-20-22 14:52

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

If you're looking for Slam Blam Thank You Mama then escorts are a better way to go.

Massage Parlor's are more about the thrill of the hunt, you're getting a excellent massage and then a menu.

Or to put it another way Escorts are like driving to work, it a pretty vanilla experience.

Massage Parlor's are like a roller coaster ups and downs, can't wait to do it again.

This thread gave me a few laughs. Like many of us, I started out happy with simple rub and tug dreams. For me, that level of service is best at an AMP with a good table shower and well worth a 80 plus 40 fee. Getting more at an AMP in NOVA is a crap shoot. Like many of you have said here, I will a little more for small extras like roaming and nursing. However, I will not up the ante to FS escort prices at an AMP without FS. In PG county, the AMPs run more like escort shops with a menu. I have been happier with known escort providers because I go with confidence and don't need to hunt or negotiate. If escorts are like vanilla, I have found some very good top of the line creamy vanilla bean flavors from in my rotation. (Some good chocolate as well) . The NOVA AMPs have raised their price requests and some have negotiation approaches that results in a loss of desire for me. I did have a very nice experience at Kara early this year that provided a wonderful BBBJ CIM with no negotiation. I tipped well. However, the next time I showed up that provider was gone. The provider I saw wanted platinum (not just gold) for anything above a NOVA finish. I walked out. Does this mean I failed in the hunt? Tomorrow is another day and there is more wild game out their. Good hunting to us all!

**OlderButWeiser** · 02-20-22 10:03

While I fully endorse RL21's review, there's two new developments.

One is that Lara now has dark hair and the other is named Trixie.

I called and asked for the four hands treatment, and following the light screening found myself at Lara's door. And there was not only Lara in her lacy robe and little else, but a more slender woman of similar complexion, with just the right kind of curves on display in a short wrap. In what seemed like a moment I was naked face-down and being worked on by two warm, near-naked women. Lara and Trixie work well together and the touches were nicely coordinated, working out the kinks (speaking of which, toys are an option) and the stiff spots.

On to the flip, and it was apparent that a stiff spot remained, but the two ladies worked diligently on it and the surrounding regions and as a bonus Trixie presented her upper assets to my face. Suffice it to say that the stiffness was fully relieved.

Originally Posted by RubLover21 [View Original Post]

I saw Lara's ad on AS.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/2016147

A few texts and light screening followed. Her location is indeed discreet, with an entrance on a lightly trafficked side road, and there is public parking under her building.

I made my way to her door, behind which was a tall, copper-skinned beauty in lingerie with a welcoming smile and laughing eyes, a cascade of blonde curls, and a liquid, teasing voice with a touch of French from West Africa. I took in a clean, scented, well appointed studio with a massage table (no bed) as Lara directed me to get comfortable in the bathroom.

I laid face down, uncovered, and Lara thoughtfully placed bolsters under my feet. She proceeded to find and unwind knots that I had not known were there. The massage was firm but never at the wincing level that some therapists deliver, and was clearly the result of formal training as well as a natural touch. Like any good therapist she used forearms, palms and heels of hands as well as fingers. An electric massager focused energy on tough spots, and hot stones warmed my back as she worked my legs and thighs. And all the time was the warmth radiating from her body..