Massage Parlor Reports

[ForMyLadies972]

Well I thought I was picky to the upsell thing, but man, you must really smell like money! Not sure why or if its something out of the ordinary you ask them to do, but I don't mention an amount for a tip of asked. I just say I will give you a good tip. Which I do, but I suppose that's relative too. My normal tip is 50. If its real good and they are nice 60. Crappy, rushed, tip mongering any where from 20 -40. I only once ever sat up and demanded my money back. But if they ask once and that's it I let it slide because I expect it. I have had a few massages by Linda and she never mentioned a tip once, and seemed very happy to see me again when I went there. But I am just a regular AMP massage and flip person, I kinda feel that place is a "standard" AMP so I don't ask or expect much beyond that.

Couldn't have put that better myself. ". don't ask or expect. ".

[ToyotaVon]

You know a few weeks ago I went there and there was a new girl she said Coco. No doubt in my mind because the first thing I thought was. LOL Another Coco. Like John Doe name in AMPs. YoYo is too. So are we talking about the same person? The Coco I met wore white and black pants, not all black like the others do. She gave a good massage and was not a tip monger.

Not sure. The woman I'm referring to goes by Yoyo. She worked at Watercube for a few months and does provide a good massage. When she opens her spot up see if it's her.

[Wirat]

OK, so after my original post regarding Cindy's greed (she was adamant that it was 1. 00 for full view and to leave happy) I actually had put Serenity on the no-fly list for a month or so. Recent reports regarding new additions Linda and Yo-yo made me want to stop by again. After my Cindy experience, I was hoping to put my cynicism behind me. To paraphrase another monger's recent advice here "I find that if you're nice, treat them nice like a real person (not like an object) - you'll have a better result. Yes, there will be disappointments, but you've got to play the long game."

Well, I followed that advice. Went in with high hopes and was greeted by the lovely Linda. Chose the 30 min option and proceeded in. She has a nice little bod. Good attitude. So far so good. I was nice, respectful, nice chitchat. Everything going along great, until the negotiation began upon the flip. She comes in close and gives me the "I treat you good, you treat me good, ok?" My response: "Ok, sure, I'll give you a good tip " 60 in my mind. Maybe a little more if truly exceptional). She then asks directly "how much tip?" I answer and she looks horrified. "No, no, no. 60, 1.50" (gesturing that for her to get very comfortable it will cost 1.50). I kinda lost my buzz a bit at this point and the frustration showed. I explained to her that in no universe is a 1.50 tip remotely appropriate for the level of service she was offering. She quickly came down to 1.00 - Nope. Told her it was. 60 or I can get dressed and finally, she agreed. Rushed and not good service. I did get a nice view but totally killed the mood. Skid marks in the tiny parking lot on the way out.

So. I thought 1.00 for a nice view by Cindy was the record holder, looks like we have a new champion, gents. Wow, what would she want for FS - 5.00? Serenity is back on the the no fly list it seems.

Well I thought I was picky to the upsell thing, but man, you must really smell like money! Not sure why or if its something out of the ordinary you ask them to do, but I don't mention an amount for a tip of asked. I just say I will give you a good tip. Which I do, but I suppose that's relative too. My normal tip is 50. If its real good and they are nice 60. Crappy, rushed, tip mongering any where from 20 -40. I only once ever sat up and demanded my money back. But if they ask once and that's it I let it slide because I expect it. I have had a few massages by Linda and she never mentioned a tip once, and seemed very happy to see me again when I went there. But I am just a regular AMP massage and flip person, I kinda feel that place is a "standard" AMP so I don't ask or expect much beyond that.

[Wirat]

Anyone who is a fan of YoYo keep an eye out for her in the downtown Melbourne area in the next few months.

You know a few weeks ago I went there and there was a new girl she said Coco. No doubt in my mind because the first thing I thought was. LOL Another Coco. Like John Doe name in AMPs. YoYo is too. So are we talking about the same person? The Coco I met wore white and black pants, not all black like the others do. She gave a good massage and was not a tip monger.

[ForMyLadies972]

OK, so after my original post regarding Cindy's greed (she was adamant that it was 1. 00 for full view and to leave happy) I actually had put Serenity on the no-fly list for a month or so. Recent reports regarding new additions Linda and Yo-yo made me want to stop by again. After my Cindy experience, I was hoping to put my cynicism behind me. To paraphrase another monger's recent advice here "I find that if you're nice, treat them nice like a real person (not like an object) - you'll have a better result. Yes, there will be disappointments, but you've got to play the long game."

Well, I followed that advice. Went in with high hopes and was greeted by the lovely Linda. Chose the 30 min option and proceeded in. She has a nice little bod. Good attitude. So far so good. I was nice, respectful, nice chitchat. Everything going along great, until the negotiation began upon the flip. She comes in close and gives me the "I treat you good, you treat me good, ok?" My response: "Ok, sure, I'll give you a good tip " 60 in my mind. Maybe a little more if truly exceptional). She then asks directly "how much tip?" I answer and she looks horrified. "No, no, no. 60, 1.50" (gesturing that for her to get very comfortable it will cost 1.50). I kinda lost my buzz a bit at this point and the frustration showed. I explained to her that in no universe is a 1.50 tip remotely appropriate for the level of service she was offering. She quickly came down to 1.00 - Nope. Told her it was. 60 or I can get dressed and finally, she agreed. Rushed and not good service. I did get a nice view but totally killed the mood. Skid marks in the tiny parking lot on the way out.

So. I thought 1.00 for a nice view by Cindy was the record holder, looks like we have a new champion, gents. Wow, what would she want for FS - 5.00? Serenity is back on the the no fly list it seems.

Dude, kudos for following advice but I got to say for the ol' YMMV you've got the worst mileage I've ever seen. I mean you have like 6 posts and 4 are low mileage Serenity hits. Maybe ease up on the garlic or something. LMAO.

Good luck hunting elsewhere so you can spread some better mileage stuff.

[Stuart80]

Stopped by Mila today. Met a skinny young girl Summer. Very good looking but nothing happened. May give it more try see if I can get anything more.

[ToyotaVon]

I would like to share a change at SS. Yoyo as planned has moved on with her future and Emily has arrived as of yesterday. She is younger, relatively speaking, pretty, thin (not anorexic, LOL) and a real sweetheart. Great English pronunciation and understanding for those of you who battle that problem occasionally. I met her but have not had a chance to review her abilities yet but I promise I will soon!

Play nice.

Anyone who is a fan of YoYo keep an eye out for her in the downtown Melbourne area in the next few months.

[DoubleAce713]

Recently I had a wonderful 30-minute dream with Clair who was my favorite masseuse a few years ago. Back then she was extremely thin and suffering from a mold-related disease but she has recovered and looks marvelous. Her office is located on A1 A in Indialantic and is clean and small, but large enough to accommodate a massage table and enough room for your clothes. We caught up on old times and then I laid on the table while she completely disrobed showing off full natural, well-shaped breasts and a killer MILF body. She gave a good massage while allowing roaming and providing a VERY HE! All of this for one mario. She also provides an hour massage but I'm not sure what her rate is. Don't ask me if she provides more services, you will have to ask her that yourself. She still requires her customers to have good hygiene. She prefers a phone call to set up appointments and is available most days. For those who remember her go see her, and for those who haven't give her a call you won't be disappointed!

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[NoLongerLurker]

Without any disrespect meant following Willie24, as usual thanks for the Krys refresher. And to those who don't have any problems with AMPs, have respect for the employees since they have feelings too, understand all places are not the same and really cannot and should not be compared, not everyone's taste is the same and the all covering YMMV, apparently vastly for some and suspect for others at best sometimes or as a minimum be taken with a grain of salt, I would like to share a change at SS. Yoyo as planned has moved on with her future and Emily has arrived as of yesterday. She is younger, relatively speaking, pretty, thin (not anorexic, LOL) and a real sweetheart. Great English pronunciation and understanding for those of you who battle that problem occasionally. I met her but have not had a chance to review her abilities yet but I promise I will soon!

Play nice.

Guess they don't have advertise so long as they have you as a reviewer.

[Stuart80]

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[Willie24]

Paid a visit this weekend to my favorite massage therapist and HE specialist! She is without a doubt the best at what she does in the the provider wasteland that we call Brevard. I absolutely love the Serenity Room and delight in all the toys she has to make your experience totally unique and very interesting. She's a sweetheart and a blast to talk to about almost anything. Her in call is safe and impeccably clean the lighting mood setting and her music delightful. She offers a shower in a absolutely spotless bathroom if you need one before or after the session. Her massage skills are good and she uses the oils of your choice. Although I'm not really into the BDSM stuff too much, I will tell you that I have enjoyed being blindfolded, tied up and just letting her do her magic to the delight of my senses and body. She is well skilled in the art of teasing and uses her toys to stimulate you slowly to the height of pleasure. I'm sure she could accommodate you if you're into fetishes and any other different sexual proclivities. I just go for the massage, to admire her dynamite body (she allows a little fondling of her absolutely beautiful ass and boobs) and to enjoy the conversation and total experience which always makes me forget my troubles and escape from the insanity of the outside world. A one hour session is 150 Mario's and I always tip her because quite frankly, I'm not into AMPs and have paid a lot more for a lot less that doesn't come close to what I experience that I've always had with her over the years in the Serenity Room!

So after all this talk about AMPs and various misadventures by mongers in this area, I thought I'd reprint this review from over a year ago to give you guys an idea of what a session with a beautiful woman who is probably the best experience in Central Florida, hands down! Personally, I'm not a fan of AMPs. Too much looking over your shoulder and wondering what kind of experience to expect for my Mario's. Although, I am fascinated by the AMPs in Orlando and the reviews I read on the Orlando Forum. But for my money, there's no experience better, safer and more rewarding than spending an hour with Krys. And don't just take it from me, you can read others reviews by typing in her name and using the Search Function.

[CflFun]

Has anybody had any luck with the Mamasan, Angela?

Whoops. Wrong forum. This is supposed to be in Orlando.

[Pbfla321]

OK, so after my original post regarding Cindy's greed (she was adamant that it was 1. 00 for full view and to leave happy) I actually had put Serenity on the no-fly list for a month or so. Recent reports regarding new additions Linda and Yo-yo made me want to stop by again. After my Cindy experience, I was hoping to put my cynicism behind me. To paraphrase another monger's recent advice here "I find that if you're nice, treat them nice like a real person (not like an object) - you'll have a better result. Yes, there will be disappointments, but you've got to play the long game."

Well, I followed that advice. Went in with high hopes and was greeted by the lovely Linda. Chose the 30 min option and proceeded in. She has a nice little bod. Good attitude. So far so good. I was nice, respectful, nice chitchat. Everything going along great, until the negotiation began upon the flip. She comes in close and gives me the "I treat you good, you treat me good, ok?" My response: "Ok, sure, I'll give you a good tip " 60 in my mind. Maybe a little more if truly exceptional). She then asks directly "how much tip?" I answer and she looks horrified. "No, no, no. 60, 1.50" (gesturing that for her to get very comfortable it will cost 1.50). I kinda lost my buzz a bit at this point and the frustration showed. I explained to her that in no universe is a 1.50 tip remotely appropriate for the level of service she was offering. She quickly came down to 1.00 - Nope. Told her it was. 60 or I can get dressed and finally, she agreed. Rushed and not good service. I did get a nice view but totally killed the mood. Skid marks in the tiny parking lot on the way out.

So. I thought 1.00 for a nice view by Cindy was the record holder, looks like we have a new champion, gents. Wow, what would she want for FS - 5.00? Serenity is back on the the no fly list it seems.

I agree with you on that price. But did she say it was for FS?? Cause that sound like Orlando rates to me. But you get FS with those prices. Now it was just a rub an tug. I agree No way in hell.

[CflFun]

Has anybody had any luck with the Mamasan, Angela?

[BrevardMonger]

Couldn't agree more. Linda is fun and has a great personality along with being able to give a great massage and great playtime YMMV. Yoyo as ToyotaVon noted, is "thick in all the right places", I would say well proportioned, and all the girls have a beautiful alluring smile if you get the chance to see it. As Yoyo is new let's not chase her away and take it easy on her for a bit. She is a sweetheart.

IMO, compared to the rest of the AMPs out there in their 50's and 60's, I side on the spring chicken side, LOL. Yes, not Cici and Lilly, but I get what you are saying and agree. However Serenity is still the best for youth so to speak.

Be Nice, Be safe.

OK, so after my original post regarding Cindy's greed (she was adamant that it was 1. 00 for full view and to leave happy) I actually had put Serenity on the no-fly list for a month or so. Recent reports regarding new additions Linda and Yo-yo made me want to stop by again. After my Cindy experience, I was hoping to put my cynicism behind me. To paraphrase another monger's recent advice here "I find that if you're nice, treat them nice like a real person (not like an object) - you'll have a better result. Yes, there will be disappointments, but you've got to play the long game."

Well, I followed that advice. Went in with high hopes and was greeted by the lovely Linda. Chose the 30 min option and proceeded in. She has a nice little bod. Good attitude. So far so good. I was nice, respectful, nice chitchat. Everything going along great, until the negotiation began upon the flip. She comes in close and gives me the "I treat you good, you treat me good, ok?" My response: "Ok, sure, I'll give you a good tip " 60 in my mind. Maybe a little more if truly exceptional). She then asks directly "how much tip?" I answer and she looks horrified. "No, no, no. 60, 1.50" (gesturing that for her to get very comfortable it will cost 1.50). I kinda lost my buzz a bit at this point and the frustration showed. I explained to her that in no universe is a 1.50 tip remotely appropriate for the level of service she was offering. She quickly came down to 1.00 - Nope. Told her it was. 60 or I can get dressed and finally, she agreed. Rushed and not good service. I did get a nice view but totally killed the mood. Skid marks in the tiny parking lot on the way out.

So. I thought 1.00 for a nice view by Cindy was the record holder, looks like we have a new champion, gents. Wow, what would she want for FS - 5.00? Serenity is back on the the no fly list it seems.