Massage Parlor Reports

[AverageJoseph]

You could use Google Translate on your phone. Keep it very simple so the translator will be close to correct. Start with an amount like 50 or 60 and see what happens. I can get laid for 120 140, and do it often. No need to add to the crazy prices.

True 1 or 1.2 might get you laid but HJ is usually an extra 40 and an extra 20 to get the clothes off so that's 1 already. He doesn't want FS. Which they will do easily for 1.2 1.4. If they do FS she will do it cause its easier than a handy and they think you will finish faster. Its all about turnover rates for them.

[Amp Guide]

That of all the girls. The C or K girls are the cleanest. Best smelling down below. Some have been like almost steril and no smell or even hint of musk. Nothing better than a nice clean peach. Just an ovservation. I am pretty sensitive to bad smells. I hate rotten fish or a girl who ate Garlic and did not brush her teeth.

Red sun in Vancouver is nice for the girl with Paisley yoga pants.

Stay safe out there.

[WarpFactor69]

Been seeing AMPs for a few years. I'm not sure how to communicate what I want with the girls exactly. Lots of HE, which is nice. But I'd really like for them to be totally nude. Do some roaming. Not looking for a BJ or FS. I feel like when I ask them to talk off their clothes, they immediately think I'm asking for FS and talk about that size of tip.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to approach this with the girls and what type of tip would make sense for that?.

You could use Google Translate on your phone. Keep it very simple so the translator will be close to correct. Start with an amount like 50 or 60 and see what happens. I can get laid for 120 140, and do it often. No need to add to the crazy prices.

[AverageJoseph]

Been seeing AMPs for a few years. I'm not sure how to communicate what I want with the girls exactly. Lots of HE, which is nice. But I'd really like for them to be totally nude. Do some roaming. Not looking for a BJ or FS. I feel like when I ask them to talk off their clothes, they immediately think I'm asking for FS and talk about that size of tip.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to approach this with the girls and what type of tip would make sense for that?.

I use hand signals and yes no. Point at body parts, that kind of thing. Put the money out first so they can see how much you want to spend. Head nods for yes no. They can count money and understand yes no. Most understand English better than they can speak if its simple. Mostly just leave out words like to and the, subject and verb only. For the roaming just start doing it and see her reactions, she will let you know immediately if its ok. Sometimes ill go for a hug right off the bat and see what they do if I grab a handful. Mostly read the room. If it feels smells looks like an AMP they are used to it so don't worry about offending anyone. Honestly if the girl is in a dress she is ready for it and expects it. That said a HE nude will probably still run 1 to 1. 2 depending on girl and her level of hotness.

[XlrJames]

Been seeing AMPs for a few years. I'm not sure how to communicate what I want with the girls exactly. Lots of HE, which is nice. But I'd really like for them to be totally nude. Do some roaming. Not looking for a BJ or FS. I feel like when I ask them to talk off their clothes, they immediately think I'm asking for FS and talk about that size of tip.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to approach this with the girls and what type of tip would make sense for that?.

[Zippy69]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....493-BACK-AGAIN!AMAZING-cute-Busty-SUPER-PRIVATE-incall- (HR200).

I haven't visited her since before Covid. She has been gone for about a year. I did see her in real life from afar last summer though.

She gives a great professional massage. I think she is trained and Licensed. She's very friendly and pleasant. Body is not as great as the pics and more frumpy. Pretty big tits. When I fingered her I noticed her pussy didn't smell great, so I didn't ask or attempt DATY. Fucking happens on the massage table. She is pretty fun to ride. Seems to enjoy it.

I will repeat. Great value.

[NamesteRay]

Vivi is the one with tats she works there as well as feng qi? On Powell. Same experience for me. Did get FS from her once but she was not happy with my size. She is very small down there. Ended before finish because guilt doesn't help me finish faster. You'd think they would understand that hurry up doesn't work as well as harder faster yes! Sometimes 2 other girls are here all of them cute and budget friendly.

The first lady, did she have a metal splint on her finger?

Second lady, did she have chest tattoo?

First lady did not have finger splint.

Second did have tats and pierced nipple.

[NamesteRay]

Vivi is the one with tats she works there as well as feng qi? On Powell. Same experience for me. Did get FS from her once but she was not happy with my size. She is very small down there. Ended before finish because guilt doesn't help me finish faster. You'd think they would understand that hurry up doesn't work as well as harder faster yes! Sometimes 2 other girls are here all of them cute and budget friendly.

Thank you. I will definitely visit again to try all flavors.

[Zippy69]

Found a place near the middle of DT Gresham and gave it a try. Jessica / Jennifer? Was nice on the eyes and gave an attempt at a massage. On the flip there was negotiations and I really wanted to pay to see the tits, so we agreed on 80. HJ was good, let my hands roam a little asked for more service options but got a really strong no. Will go back and see if I can get more from this girl.

Can you give more info on location?

[AmaznAzn]

Found a place near the middle of DT Gresham and gave it a try. Jessica / Jennifer? Was nice on the eyes and gave an attempt at a massage. On the flip there was negotiations and I really wanted to pay to see the tits, so we agreed on 80. HJ was good, let my hands roam a little asked for more service options but got a really strong no. Will go back and see if I can get more from this girl.

[AverageJoseph]

Thought I would report on two visits I did this month. Thre first was the place NE 102 north of stark. A Sunday evening close to 7 pm. 40 ish okay looks. Thin b cup breasts. 40 for half. Good firm massage. On flip offered FS for 1.6. Wasn't feeling it with her so settled HJ for 40. Pretty limited English. Probably won't go back for a while.

Other visit was was place on NE 82nd across from Hong Phat. Met Vi-Vi. Late 30's? Nice body. 40 for half. Good massage with oil. Heated table (first for me) enjoyed that. Cleaned off my back with nice warm towel. Flip was good. No discussion other than "you take care of me" and proceeded with BBBJ. Asked about FS and she said next time. UTC roam but didn't want FIV. Maybe her time of month? Not sure. BJ was excellent and she wanted CIM. Very complementary to the size of my unit as well as stamina. Probably says that to all, but still very nice to here. Gave her 1. 2 tip because first provider that went bb / cim without even discussing. Cleaned me up very nicely. Attentive and into it. Will repeat.

Hope this intel helps.

Vivi is the one with tats she works there as well as feng qi? On Powell. Same experience for me. Did get FS from her once but she was not happy with my size. She is very small down there. Ended before finish because guilt doesn't help me finish faster. You'd think they would understand that hurry up doesn't work as well as harder faster yes! Sometimes 2 other girls are here all of them cute and budget friendly.

[WarpFactor69]

Thought I would report on two visits I did this month. Thre first was the place NE 102 north of stark. A Sunday evening close to 7 pm. 40 ish okay looks. Thin b cup breasts. 40 for half. Good firm massage. On flip offered FS for 1.6. Wasn't feeling it with her so settled HJ for 40. Pretty limited English. Probably won't go back for a while.

Other visit was was place on NE 82nd across from Hong Phat. Met Vi-Vi. Late 30's? Nice body. 40 for half. Good massage with oil. Heated table (first for me) enjoyed that. Cleaned off my back with nice warm towel. Flip was good. No discussion other than "you take care of me" and proceeded with BBBJ. Asked about FS and she said next time. UTC roam but didn't want FIV. Maybe her time of month? Not sure. BJ was excellent and she wanted CIM. Very complementary to the size of my unit as well as stamina. Probably says that to all, but still very nice to here. Gave her 1. 2 tip because first provider that went bb / cim without even discussing. Cleaned me up very nicely. Attentive and into it. Will repeat.

Hope this intel helps.

The first lady, did she have a metal splint on her finger?

Second lady, did she have chest tattoo?

[NamesteRay]

Thought I would report on two visits I did this month. Thre first was the place NE 102 north of stark. A Sunday evening close to 7 pm. 40 ish okay looks. Thin b cup breasts. 40 for half. Good firm massage. On flip offered FS for 1.6. Wasn't feeling it with her so settled HJ for 40. Pretty limited English. Probably won't go back for a while.

Other visit was was place on NE 82nd across from Hong Phat. Met Vi-Vi. Late 30's? Nice body. 40 for half. Good massage with oil. Heated table (first for me) enjoyed that. Cleaned off my back with nice warm towel. Flip was good. No discussion other than "you take care of me" and proceeded with BBBJ. Asked about FS and she said next time. UTC roam but didn't want FIV. Maybe her time of month? Not sure. BJ was excellent and she wanted CIM. Very complementary to the size of my unit as well as stamina. Probably says that to all, but still very nice to here. Gave her 1. 2 tip because first provider that went bb / cim without even discussing. Cleaned me up very nicely. Attentive and into it. Will repeat.

Hope this intel helps.

[WarpFactor69]

She probably had a come to Jesus moment where she realized she was just another cheap ***** with fake tits and daddy issues.

"A Lap Dance Is so Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying".

[TimmyLou123]

Anybody know of any AMPs in downtown Portland? Heading there this weekend and would love a good massage + HE. Thanks in advance!