Escort Reviews

[KangTheMonger]

Saw this on a NJ board and thought this group might like it. Feel free to add your own thoughts.

Quote Originally Posted by VanDamage:

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black..

This should be stickied.

[Member #6472]

Saw Callie yesterday in an apt in west Hartford besides having a very very raspy voice she was a lot of fun, went there for the quick and ended up doing two rounds. She was a lot of fun. The only negative was her voice.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...m/680115956696

She was in an Upscale B and B Last night in Kent Ct. Great time with her as well.

[Member #6108]

I know that the advertisements of the Asians in Enfield aren't pictures of the providers but I am just curious is the service good? Has anyone tried?

I could be 100% wrong here but I cannot remember a post here about all the Asian women with fake posts.

As being a fantastic experience. A great time. A must repeat. GFE. The better experiences seem to be at AMPs.

Why so many of them are being sent from Flushing to Enfield an Windsor Locks puzzles me.

There are plenty of motels in the Hartford area but it seem like lots of them wind up north of Hartford.

Anyone with answers. I'd love to know about it.

[DirkyDiggy]

Perfect Seek. All those same thoughts run through my head as I'm scrolling. I'll have to think of any others to add, put you hit the best of them.

Saw this on a NJ board and thought this group might like it. Feel free to add your own thoughts.

Quote Originally Posted by VanDamage:

"After many years in the hobby and many thousands of ads read, I have compiled the following translations of commonly used provider buzzwords to their actual English meanings.

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

💎 or 👑 - I have a pimp.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's wifi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me and don't fuck me too hard.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

[DonnnyBravo]

I enjoyed checking out the "skipthegames" links posted below, including the second Jade who posed for several photos in the snow wearing only a bikini. I'm sure the neighbors enjoyed that event.

I also came across this intriguing post about the "Enfield Mouth Master":

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...i/257152752718

Any feedback? Too good to be true?

Or is she one of the many young Asian ladies that esteemed Senior Member Gordon Freeman has posted about in the past, ladies working out of motels on the Wethersfield / Rocky Hill line? (meaning that if you set up an appointment, you'll end up with a decent-looking young Asian lady but not the one who appears in the photos).

These girls all have handlers. All the pics are fake. I have visited some in other areas of CT, and they are all usually 30's /40's but decent bodies with the 140/160 price points. I have never seen any of these younger girls in CT. Maybe behind the DD in NH but more expensive.

I was actually passing through Flushing last night and stopped at one.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...658&viewfull=1#post5765658.

Those girls down there still don't match the pics, but they are def young 20's. Place I was at had enough girls for a lineup and only a 120/140 price point. So if you are looking for the younger asians and don't mind a drive. Go there. You won't find much of that in CT.

Donny, do they advertise? If yes, could you share a link?

BLorenzo. Feel free to visit my old posts.

BTW. If any of these Asians ask for pic or real phone, just say no. I was asked once at Milford. I said no and still got the rm#. The girl had her phone open and the handler sends her the pics. The text was open, and I saw at least 3 guys had sent their face pic.

[BBFreak]

She's got a nasty infection on her arm that's not healing as well. I'd stay a mile away from that.

Perhaps that explains why she's turned to ripping guys off now. I imagine her clients started to bail on her once they saw that.

[Crutches]

I know that the advertisements of the Asians in Enfield aren't pictures of the providers but I am just curious is the service good? Has anyone tried?

I tried 4 just to see what the deal was and was board with the local talent.

My results are below.

1) Average Asian gal, was worth the 160/ hr.

2) Fat and ugly gal, left right away.

3) The hotel opened and gal would not show herself, she hid behind the door, I would not enter the completely dark room. I asked her to come on out from hiding and she slammed door in my face.

4) Super hot Japanese chick, good English skills. Service was 8/10, she said she was in Hartford for only 2 weeks before she got her permanent placement in NY city.

[MyHobby]

Went to see her today. Door opens and I could tell she was all messed up on drugs. Then not even a couple minutes after her man / pimp knocks on the door opens it and walks in. Asking me who am I? I just immediately got up and left. Never again.

Https://New-haven.skipthegames.com/f...s/198824982562

She's got a nasty infection on her arm that's not healing as well. I'd stay a mile away from that.

[Boy Wonder 9]

Hey guys, anyone ever try out the GH near the you of Hart Campus. She has a insta account that talks about it and setting it up but I'm not going to connect with her there. Wondering if anyone has tried her and it's safe. I did a GH google search for Hartford and she came up. Used to visit another woman closer to Albany Ave. But she since closed up her GH door. Used to be fun. Used to fuck her through the hole drop a 20 in the hole and leave. If anyone has this new girls info pm me please. I don't wish to connect via Instagram.

Avojo takin it slow.

There was one several years back but she moved away.

Can you send a link or info and I will look into it. LOL look into Instagram post not the GH.

[Boy Wonder 9]

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...s/202315835312

She must have really pissed off a monger!

And she's got Scabies too. Nasty.

Funny I was looking at her real ad and considering a visit when one of the monger's versions popped up. How did he get a pic of her license? Could be an old BF too.

[BLorenzo651]

Donny, do they advertise? If yes, could you share a link?

I've visited the Milford and Stamford ones. Those hotels were clean. Girls were 30's but bodies were tight and well taken care of. They were GFE. 140/160. They offer the full BBFS for extra.

I posted previously that I visited a house in Elmhurst that the girls were lower 20's very attractive, and they do lineups. Rates are leas than CT but added security you have to pass through.

[BLorenzo651]

It is hit or miss. I have mostly had bad experiences there. As Gordan said, some also work out of wethersfield but my experience has been the same overall. Quick to respond, no confirmation picture, obviously not the girl in the ads, actual provider is so-so and performance is always lackluster. Don't think they would try to rob you though. At least that has been my experience. But you would want to get out of there yourself considering how uninterested they usually are. I'd rather spend my dough on one of the STG girls.

I know that the advertisements of the Asians in Enfield aren't pictures of the providers but I am just curious is the service good? Has anyone tried?

[KidPort38]

Significantly bigger than the pics. Place was very basic and face looked old. Everyone has their own preferences, but this one was definitely not a repeat for me. Service was just basic but did include BBBJ.

I have seen her, a lot more times that I want to admit. Always performs, but her love for the pipe continues to b her downfall. My last visit was like an yr ago and she pass out mid session. The pipe was on the table she pick it up and walk in the bathroom. She tried to play it off like I can't see her. I have some nice video clips of her. She's pretty good playing with the toy.

[Xelajo]

I know that the advertisements of the Asians in Enfield aren't pictures of the providers but I am just curious is the service good? Has anyone tried?

Refer my post #16945.

Be prepared to share your pic and original phone number.

I wouldn't recommend.

[Avojo1]

Hey guys, anyone ever try out the GH near the you of Hart Campus. She has a insta account that talks about it and setting it up but I'm not going to connect with her there. Wondering if anyone has tried her and it's safe. I did a GH google search for Hartford and she came up. Used to visit another woman closer to Albany Ave. But she since closed up her GH door. Used to be fun. Used to fuck her through the hole drop a 20 in the hole and leave. If anyone has this new girls info pm me please. I don't wish to connect via Instagram.

Avojo takin it slow.