Massage Parlor Reports

[Chi Guy]

I went there once after a particularly stressful day at work and the guy there said Ivy would be a few minutes and to grab what ever I wanted out of the fridge and chill. He went off to do his own massage and I found a Sam Adams. Kicked back in this over-stuffed chair and after a few minutes Ivy had to wake me up. Granted, I had to take a leak halfway through the massage but it was all just what I needed. She even let me sleep for about 20 after the massage that day, no rush. Another time she gave me a free Pedicure after my massage, really sweet girl-- just wish she did 'more' but there are other places for that.

That reminds me... I have to go back to Elegant sometime soon.

I've seen Ivy a few times in the past. While she doesn't "do extras," she's a helluva tease.

[Gogogo]

I went there once after a particularly stressful day at work and the guy there said Ivy would be a few minutes and to grab what ever I wanted out of the fridge and chill. He went off to do his own massage and I found a Sam Adams. Kicked back in this over-stuffed chair and after a few minutes Ivy had to wake me up. Granted, I had to take a leak halfway through the massage but it was all just what I needed. She even let me sleep for about 20 after the massage that day, no rush. Another time she gave me a free Pedicure after my massage, really sweet girl-- just wish she did 'more' but there are other places for that.

That reminds me... I have to go back to Elegant sometime soon.

I went there once, but only two chubby women in their 40s were available. I didn't even take my boxer off so she would not offer me anything.

[Musei]

Me neither, but both of them advertise on CL

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/450686402.html

I went there once after a particularly stressful day at work and the guy there said Ivy would be a few minutes and to grab what ever I wanted out of the fridge and chill. He went off to do his own massage and I found a Sam Adams. Kicked back in this over-stuffed chair and after a few minutes Ivy had to wake me up. Granted, I had to take a leak halfway through the massage but it was all just what I needed. She even let me sleep for about 20 after the massage that day, no rush. Another time she gave me a free Pedicure after my massage, really sweet girl-- just wish she did 'more' but there are other places for that.

That reminds me... I have to go back to Elegant sometime soon.

[Gogogo]

Never tried Ruby, how is she? I have always been very pleased with Ivy and her massages... but that is it, just a massage... no matter how much $ I offer for anything else she won't budge.

Me neither, but both of them advertise on CL

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/450686402.html

[Musei]

There is another girl named Ruby.

Never tried Ruby, how is she? I have always been very pleased with Ivy and her massages... but that is it, just a massage... no matter how much $ I offer for anything else she won't budge.

[Chi Guy]

A $180 hand job?

At M2? No surprises here. I went there once and after the prices I was quoted, I never returned. Apparently, there are enough mongers paying those prices to keep them in business.

[Cosmok]

Have been going to the same place for a couple of months and didn't want to risk a crappy experience when a known good thing was assured. Eventually everyone needs some variety so it was time to try a new place. K-m day spa. I think there have been some previous posts on this place but I could not figure out what to use as a key word to search. Every time I used k-m it would tell me that those letters were too common and not used.

Anyway I walked in (after an initial recon the day before) and got a middle aged Korean woman (probably late 30's) Cindy. Nice table shower and then a few minutes in the sauna (which is actually nice touch since most of my favorite places don't have that). Asked for an oil massage but did not get much oil but rather a pretty good massage. Uses her fingers a lot to work out the kinks which if you like a lot of pressure it's quite good. She asked about how hard I liked it before beginning. Anyway on the flip there was some teasing but no indication of further fun. I have visited MP's on quite a few occasion (plus heard all the advice on this board) so a little bit of persistence on my part (all with a smile on my face) and the ice was broken. A pretty good hand shake was had (the girl was obviously really worried about the vice squad. A little off topic but shouldn't the cops be worried about people getting shot, cars getting ripped off rather and people breaking into my house rather than worry about someone having a little fun before they go home? . I figure once they have the problem solved then they can come after me! ) Fondling was allowed but no cloth removal. Who knows later on down the line. Anyway Cindy gave a pretty good massage (although I prefer the oil variety) and was overall a fun person. It's not Lisunia but (in terms of looks) it's still a little variety. 7 at door.. 5 for fun tip totally unsolicited and seemed happy with amt given. Also there was another girl there that was shorter and a little cuter (probably younger). I also noticed these guys are now advertising on CL which means biz must not be the greatest. Makes the pricing more competitive.

[Gogogo]

There is another girl named Ruby.

Suzie at Modern Wave $45/hr
741 W. 26th Street 312-842-5577

There are cheaper but they are very hard to get into and are private apartments.

However, for $15 more I have to say that Ivy (31st and Wallace) still gives the best massage but try as I may she won't give me anything more than a massage. Still, I go to her for a massage though.

[HappyGardener]

Went to m2 spa on Kedzie. Hefty door of 8. She asked for $. Finished off with a great handshake.

A $180 hand job?

[Musei]

What is the cheapest place in Chinatown?

Suzie at Modern Wave $45/hr
741 W. 26th Street 312-842-5577

There are cheaper but they are very hard to get into and are private apartments.

However, for $15 more I have to say that Ivy (31st and Wallace) still gives the best massage but try as I may she won't give me anything more than a massage. Still, I go to her for a massage though.

[Umphish]

What is the cheapest place in Chinatown?

[Palms]

Went to m2 spa on Kedzie. Hefty door of 8 but the girl was a knock out. After I undressed she led me to the table shower. She changed into a bikini, unreal! Very soapy massage! After we got in the hot tub for a while. She asked for $, by this time I would have given her anything. Lots of kissing and touching then back to the room. Finished off with a great handshake. Would have had more if I had more. Great time.

[Umphish]

Were would you say in Chicago is the cheapest place to go usually. Also what is the best place in general to go to?

[Kneadin Kitty]

I tried Bamboo out on Western when I was visiting town last week. Ironically I found it in a phone book and decided that since bamboo was in the title, I would be more likely to get service here than at some of the other massage parlors listed.

Since it was my first time there, I didn't know what to expect. I had to give my name at the counter, and I had a few minutes of supervision during the massage.

I got an excellent table massage, where there was some playful activity going on with the girl. She was large breasted and had good massage technique. Don't remember her name, but she was Latino.

I did not initiate anything, thinking that since she was somewhat playful during the massage that she would work her way into a HJ, which has happened to me at other massages.

Just when I thought something has to happen soon, a timer went off and she told me "all done, thank you for coming in, let me escort you to the door." I didn't know what to do, and since I was in Chicago on a fluke I didn't know if this place was what I was looking for, or if it was a legitimate massage parlor. If I'm in town again I may try it again and be more aggressive.

Kneadin Kitty

[Slim]

Willy, I moved from S. Cal. about 3 years ago and I'm still trying to shake off how bad it sucks in Chicago. The Apts. have been my only salvation and those suck more than half the time. If you can get there, Peking is your best bet for what you are used to. Of course, it's more than you're used to paying at $$, but at least the girls are usually hot and every once in a while they pretend to enjoy what they are doing.

I've always wondered why Chicago sucks so bad.