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[Member #6236]

Ladies,

I saw an ad this morning for $340 HR. Wow. Does that price include a wash and wax on one of my Porsches? Because then it would be worth it. Otherwise, good luck selling that pussy. It is simple, really, if you take a look at it. If you provided an hourly rate at half of that, the guys on this forum would be interested. If you had a great attitude and could provide some conversation you would have clients that see you regularly. So let us do the math on that.

170 HR x 2 clients daily = 340. There is your $340 you want to make.

340 x 5 days a week (yes you can have a few days off) = 1700. You read that correctly. $1700 weekly.

For shits and giggles let's do the next math equation (I'm doing this just in case you didn't make it past the second grade and that is why you sell pussy).

1700 x 50 (yes, there are 52 weeks in a year but you may want to take a vacation) = 85,000.

Yup. You read that correctly (if you can read). $85,000 a year. I know for me personally that $85,000 a year has gotten me 2 Porsches (plus one that is a project), 4. 5 acres with a big shop and a decent house, a Chevy Suburban, a Toyota Tundra work truck, a slew of other expensive toys and I can eat out quite a bit. Oh and I am not married or have a second income if anyone was wondering. I just manage well.

So the one time a week or a month that someone is actually stupid enough to pay $340 from some pussy really won't get you far. Think about that for a second. Did I mention previously that attitude goes a long way? Just checking.

First off this is an insane discussion. If it worked like you say it does then why not say 5 a day. If they could they would. They aren't machines. They are people. If they can charge 350 and see less clients they should. It is up to you the consumer to choose if you want to partake. I'm not hassling the Porsche dealer to sell me a car for 50% off what they can. They have a shelf life and the less they are used the longer their shelf life is. I'm the opposite I would rather pay more and have a smoke show riding me in a nice location that only sees a few different clients.

[HotVaBeachMan]

All,

Crystal is now posting on STG. Here is her link from last Sunday:

https://huntsville-al.skipthegames.c...t/081480677508

As always I hit that from all angles and had a great time with no drama.

HVBM.

[Drsmooth1]

I understand your premise my fellow hobbyist, but you didn't factor in overhead. Minus two weeks for vacation and only working 5 days a week the immediate overhead for room and board is $25,000 at a rate of $100 a day for a kinda decent hotel room. $60,000 not bad money though, but wait, not everyone desires an hour, hell not everyone desires a hhr. Some of us only want a QV for $60, then there are a few of us that want to badger that price and think it should be $40. Then there is that week where she can't work, mother nature, for at least a few days and those days the phone just doesn't ring. If she lives at the establishment she still has the overhead of $100 a night, and if she has her own pad, with kids then that's a whole nother expense. Is there a car (fuel, repairs, insurance)? We like for them to look sexy, lingerie, manicured nails, condoms, lube, working cell phone, snacks, food etc are some other expenses that add up. So if she catches all the breaks, maybe $35,000 a year, and she better not age, or gain weight, or get bashed on a discussion board by someone with hurt feelings.

There is the mental price my fellow hobbyist as well, dealing with rude, arrogant, overweight, ugly, stinky, unkempt, small dick, big dick, aggressive, time wasting, dangerous, lewd, uncaring, and demeaning people. Dealers, pimps, hateful women, competition, condescending society, etc. I don't like the price increase as a hobbyist but I don't think I should dictate to a escort what she should charge so I can afford to visit. If she can make the same amount seeing fewer people, with less overhead and more self esteem, then more power to her.

[Rekcufyxes]

Ladies,

I saw an ad this morning for $340 HR. Wow. Does that price include a wash and wax on one of my Porsches? Because then it would be worth it. Otherwise, good luck selling that pussy. It is simple, really, if you take a look at it. If you provided an hourly rate at half of that, the guys on this forum would be interested. If you had a great attitude and could provide some conversation you would have clients that see you regularly. So let us do the math on that.

170 HR x 2 clients daily = 340. There is your $340 you want to make.

340 x 5 days a week (yes you can have a few days off) = 1700. You read that correctly. $1700 weekly.

For shits and giggles let's do the next math equation (I'm doing this just in case you didn't make it past the second grade and that is why you sell pussy).

1700 x 50 (yes, there are 52 weeks in a year but you may want to take a vacation) = 85,000.

Yup. You read that correctly (if you can read). $85,000 a year. I know for me personally that $85,000 a year has gotten me 2 Porsches (plus one that is a project), 4. 5 acres with a big shop and a decent house, a Chevy Suburban, a Toyota Tundra work truck, a slew of other expensive toys and I can eat out quite a bit. Oh and I am not married or have a second income if anyone was wondering. I just manage well.

So the one time a week or a month that someone is actually stupid enough to pay $340 from some pussy really won't get you far. Think about that for a second. Did I mention previously that attitude goes a long way? Just checking.

[Big Pussy Sal]

Unless she is also a black girl - https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/abby/43461560 - it's a scam or something. Another Onvoy / Textnow number and different girls with different ads.

Thanks for the confirmation OldGenxer. Spidey senses said it was a scam.

UpToItToday: I've played in the Decatur / Priceville area before and not ran into issues. It's not my favorite place but it's not like that area is the Southside of Chicago or something 😂.

[OldGenxer]

How about this latina? Does anybody have information they can share? I'm in love with those tits in the first pic 😍. https://huntsville-al.skipthegames.c...a/019498309781.

Unless she is also a black girl - https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/abby/43461560 - it's a scam or something. Another Onvoy / Textnow number and different girls with different ads.

[UptoItToday]

How about this latina? Does anybody have information they can share? I'm in love with those tits in the first pic 😍. https://huntsville-al.skipthegames.c...a/019498309781.

Decatur is enough reason to avoid for me. Play safe!

[Big Pussy Sal]

How about this latina? Does anybody have information they can share? I'm in love with those tits in the first pic 😍. https://huntsville-al.skipthegames.c...a/019498309781.

[OldGenxer]

Any info on this one?

Or does it feel like a scam.

https://huntsville-al.skipthegames.c...1/064639993100

"She" has been in Chattanooga, Panama City, Charleston, Columbia, Birmingham, etc etc. I believe the real lady in one of the pics comes from Dubai. If my google fu is on point (and I think it is). The number is a throwaway Onvoy (likely textnow) number. So yes odds are "approaching 100%" that it's some kind of scam.

[Big Pussy Sal]

Any info on this one?

Or does it feel like a scam.

https://huntsville-al.skipthegames.c...1/064639993100

I say 100% a scam. Also, I've seen this ad pop up in other cities.

[AlabamaGent]

Dreamed of her today. Contacted the same number, set everything up through text. Arrived and got the room number super quickly.

Was greeted at the door by a VERY pretty woman. I'd say she was at least 35-40 but looks younger. She immediately got on her knees and started with a very good BBBJ, then she laid on the bed for some missionary until I finished in the rubber. I'm glad I opted for the $ 100 qv because she is incredibly tight. Like unreal.

This was the best dream I have ever had in this area by far.

I have to agree. Very petite & energetic lady. I highly recommend. As for the other Asian ads, don't bother. They want pics & will just waste your time. This lady is a definite repeat.

https://huntsville-al.skipthegames.c...1/713332580004

[UkeVovii]

Any info on this one?

Or does it feel like a scam.

https://huntsville-al.skipthegames.c...1/064639993100

[JuiceMan1967]

Dreamed of her today. Contacted the same number, set everything up through text. Arrived and got the room number super quickly.

Was greeted at the door by a VERY pretty woman. I'd say she was at least 35-40 but looks younger. She immediately got on her knees and started with a very good BBBJ, then she laid on the bed for some missionary until I finished in the rubber. I'm glad I opted for the $ 100 qv because she is incredibly tight. Like unreal.

This was the best dream I have ever had in this area by far.

What is this QV option? Must be a new option that wasn't offered. Afraid this one will have GPS soon. Incredibly elastic grip tape.

[CxJ256]

Cute girl with a nice body. Not the girl in the pics, she is closer to 40 years old.

Setup the appointment via text, arrived at the door and met there by the girl in a cute red dress. Hr 160.

We both prepared and she gave a little massage, played with the boys, CBJ, enjoyed multiple positions but she seemed to enjoy doggy the best.

She cleans us up and we dance together naked in front of the mirror.

She was nice, clean, sweet and I will repeat.

Hope she stays around.

Dreamed of her today. Contacted the same number, set everything up through text. Arrived and got the room number super quickly.

Was greeted at the door by a VERY pretty woman. I'd say she was at least 35-40 but looks younger. She immediately got on her knees and started with a very good BBBJ, then she laid on the bed for some missionary until I finished in the rubber. I'm glad I opted for the $ 100 qv because she is incredibly tight. Like unreal.

This was the best dream I have ever had in this area by far.

[Woozy39]

Thanks for the feedback brother. Hoping to see her in the AM.

Good deal. I am going to try to go again today. Let us know how it was. I am hoping she will be more comfortable with me this time around.