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[Michael1967]

I appreciate the share, friend. A young, pretty girl has plenty to be wary of when venturing out of her comfort zone, especially these days. It sounds to me like it might take a few more visits and a lot more $$$ before she starts to feel more at ease around you, and even if she does start to feel more comfortable about the arrangement there's still a chance she'll try to hustle even more out of you for "extra" things like a simple BJ or different position. $500 is a steep price to pay for what she provided. That's the kind of price bracket that normally ensures a solid hour of GFE from an attractive escort.

Regardless, I may return there tonight and if she's around I'll indulge in at least a lap dance or two. Did she make you nut during the lap dance? I've had mixed experiences dealing with strippers who've managed to get me off during a dance. Often times the do something that just triggers me and it can't be helped, but I might slip a condom on beforehand if I know my intention beforehand. Unfortunately, I had an encounter with one stripper many years ago who got upset with me after some solid ass-to-crotch grinding made me blow my load through my pants. She turned around as if in shock and asked, "Did you just cum? Realizing it made her angry I offered a meek apology and she scolded me that "I could have given her AIDs" and then demanded I tip her extra. I was much younger then and embarrassed and she rolled her eyes at me and marched off in disgust when all I could afford to give her was an extra $20. Some years later I visited a strip club in San Francisco and this gorgeous Asian-American girl unzipped my fly the moment we got into a private booth, pulled my dick out and started jerking me off until I came on her hand and cheek all the while reacting like it was totally normal. Afterward she wiped the come off with a brown paper towel and went about her business and couldn't have been sweeter. While I have had plenty other experiences, those two definitely showed me how wide a range the strip club experience can be. Right now I'm just trying to get an idea of what sort of mileage can be had at Kittens.

She texted me that she was there. I told her I might stop by; I went home.

[CornholeBi]

Agree about Diana. If you're just looking for a few hot dances without extras, she's probably the best one there. She's good at the small talk too. I usually do the 3/$100 with her to start my night and don't regret it.

Frankie looks better on the club than on IG, and I got suckered for $200 by her. She wants $100 per song for a chj, but she did let me get up in her with some pretty aggressive fiv.

There are a few thin very attractive girls like Lilith. Dances with them have been lame and they seem more interested in hanging out with each other.

Haven't tried Frankie yet as she wasn't the greatest looking imo. It's been hard to find anyone willing to allow FIV (at the club and even less so on the other board) but damn Frankie's not that hot to be charging that much.

Anyone have intel at Deja Vu in Lake City? That was my go to for a little while pre pandemic when I was getting a little bored with Pandora's. Decent rotation of daytime girls with solid extras, though Spider (who eventually went to Pandoras though I never saw her there) would BBBJCIM if you kept going on the third dance. Not the hottest but damn good dances.

I usually don't have a ton of time at the club to preview then toftt so thanks in advance for folks sharing their experience.

[BroDot]

There seems to be a ton of hot night time girls, but I don't think I've seen a positive experience with anyone (that's a 7 or above) Diana is the only one who I've seen and she hasn't given me any typical mileage, but does have the best private dances, hands down. One of the most intimate dances you can get without the traditional extras. But she's also way spendy.

Agree about Diana. If you're just looking for a few hot dances without extras, she's probably the best one there. She's good at the small talk too. I usually do the 3/$100 with her to start my night and don't regret it.

Frankie looks better on the club than on IG, and I got suckered for $200 by her. She wants $100 per song for a chj, but she did let me get up in her with some pretty aggressive fiv.

There are a few thin very attractive girls like Lilith. Dances with them have been lame and they seem more interested in hanging out with each other.

[Durrick]

Star actually does a good dance. She rides on your lap, rubs your cock with her hand (through your pants, of course) and breathes heavy and moans in your ear. She also spends a lot of time on her knees with her face near your dick rubbing her boobs on it and pretending that she's going to suck it. I kept waiting for her to pull it out and stick it in her mouth (boy was I fooled). That's sort of why I was more than surprised when I found out her menu was basically, "stick dick in missionary, pull dick out missionary, stick dick in missionary" (I didn't mention it earlier, but she said no to doggy). At any point, we've been texting each other every day. I'm sure she's hoping to get $500 again for 10 minutes of sex, while I'm hoping that she loosens up a bit so she could become someone that I might see regularly. We will see what happens.

I appreciate the share, friend. A young, pretty girl has plenty to be wary of when venturing out of her comfort zone, especially these days. It sounds to me like it might take a few more visits and a lot more $$$ before she starts to feel more at ease around you, and even if she does start to feel more comfortable about the arrangement there's still a chance she'll try to hustle even more out of you for "extra" things like a simple BJ or different position. $500 is a steep price to pay for what she provided. That's the kind of price bracket that normally ensures a solid hour of GFE from an attractive escort.

Regardless, I may return there tonight and if she's around I'll indulge in at least a lap dance or two. Did she make you nut during the lap dance? I've had mixed experiences dealing with strippers who've managed to get me off during a dance. Often times the do something that just triggers me and it can't be helped, but I might slip a condom on beforehand if I know my intention beforehand. Unfortunately, I had an encounter with one stripper many years ago who got upset with me after some solid ass-to-crotch grinding made me blow my load through my pants. She turned around as if in shock and asked, "Did you just cum? Realizing it made her angry I offered a meek apology and she scolded me that "I could have given her AIDs" and then demanded I tip her extra. I was much younger then and embarrassed and she rolled her eyes at me and marched off in disgust when all I could afford to give her was an extra $20. Some years later I visited a strip club in San Francisco and this gorgeous Asian-American girl unzipped my fly the moment we got into a private booth, pulled my dick out and started jerking me off until I came on her hand and cheek all the while reacting like it was totally normal. Afterward she wiped the come off with a brown paper towel and went about her business and couldn't have been sweeter. While I have had plenty other experiences, those two definitely showed me how wide a range the strip club experience can be. Right now I'm just trying to get an idea of what sort of mileage can be had at Kittens.

[CornholeBi]

I've only really frequented Pandora's the few times I hit a club each year (7-10 visits). Seems like there was a small window 2-4 mos before the holidays when Pandora's was poppin. I swear every lady was down with some version of extracurricular activity. I mean at minimum I could get a good HJ and while I know more was available I'm just not fucking in a strip club. Just not my cup of tea. But now since the holidays it seems like all the strip club reports are wack. The girls are all pretty much new or not interested in making it worthwhile to get up in there more often.

I might dip in soon to see for myself because allot of what happens or doesn't happen in and out of a strip club is based on game and personality so I'll give it a look soon.

I go through phases of preferring activity at the club vs on the other board. Does anyone have success with any of the wave of new dancers at Pandora's? It seems like aside from the usual vets, all the new girls are no mileage or even worse, scammers.

My availability is usually in the daytime so the usual suspects like Ava (BHJ, CFS), Anya (BHJ, CFS, but mechanical), and Monse (not my type) are always around. Naomi is fun but is hard to pin down when she's there. Allie is supposed to be around Tuesdays but she always has someone with her most of the time I'm there. Someone mentioned Morgan but haven't seen her.

There seems to be a ton of hot night time girls, but I don't think I've seen a positive experience with anyone (that's a 7 or above) Diana is the only one who I've seen and she hasn't given me any typical mileage, but does have the best private dances, hands down. One of the most intimate dances you can get without the traditional extras. But she's also way spendy.

Anyone else people recommend?

[Michael1967]

How did you manage to talk her into going to your place?

I'm not from the area but I was in town and decided to visit Kittens for the very first time last night. It was interesting to experience a new strip club scene. I was mainly there to scout the place out and have a sampling of different dancers, so I tried to limit myself to just 1 dance per girl. I chose 4 overall and they were all different flavors. One of them was a very friendly, outgoing, petite black girl named "Findi". She's a petite and firm little 5'1" black who gave an enthusiastic dance and put her athleticism to good use. Very sweet girl and quality experience. I had mediocre lap dance from a white, dark-haired girl who had a very sleek and slender body type that I liked, but her performance wasn't anything remarkable and consequently I forgot her name. Then there is this super petite, tiny little Vietnamese girl named "Lilly". She was the tiniest girl in the club, probably standing around 4'9 or 4'10. I love Asian spinners so I decided to give her a whirl. While she had a tight little body that I liked and was not shy about allowing my hands to roam, she was way too much of a hustler for my tastes and I got annoyed when she launched into a dance with me right away before waiting for the current song to finish playing, and then charged me for half a song while also asking for a tip. The best dance I got, unfortunately, came from a sexy lady whose name I unfortunately can't remember, but I'll describe her anyway. She stands out a little more because she's a bit older compared to the other girls in there. I couldn't say for certain, but if I hazard a guess I'd say she is somewhere in her mid to late 30's. She was Caucasian with (I think) straight, sandy blond hair past her shoulders. Unlike a lot of the younger girls, this sexy lady was much more experienced and had a smoking hot body with nice, full natural D or double-D tits. She moved with a slow, silky sensuality and teased my earlobe and moaned softly while teasing Mr. Happy downstairs with light stroking. If I go back to Kittens it'll be in large part to see her again. She is very perceptive and picked up on my foot fetish when I caressed her bare foot (for you foot guys out there she had very soft, pretty feet), telling me after my dance was over that she loved getting them rubbed. She possessed all the traits of an exceptional dancer that I loved to see. She was very considerate and communicative, and very attentive. She moved her body nice and slow, with plenty of contact--the kind of sensuality that comes from an experienced woman rather than a clueless girl in her 20's. It's a shame I can't remember her name but if I return and see her again I'll be sure to post it here. We had good chemistry together so I gave her an extra $10 as a sign of appreciation. After our dance was over, she cautioned me to be careful and said that there were "a lot of scammers" who worked there.

I also managed to see that girl Star. Last night she was dressed in a very skimpy schoolgirl outfit. I smirked when she came up to me and told me her name. That's when I realized she was the girl who "couldn't take a dick". She definitely has a baby face and I agree that she has a round little tummy, but I personally found it very sexy (It's the kind of smooth, rounded tummy that I could imagine would feel great against my own after pinning her against a bed and fucking her missionary). I had my hand on her ass and was considering getting a dance, but since the review on her overall skill level wasn't very good I decided to pass that night. If I go back again and see her, I think I'll at least take her for a test drive and see how she handles.

I simply asked her. I don't know what other guys do there, but the dancers always tell me I'm a gentleman. When we were done, I handed her the money and she thanked me for being respectful. I told her I thought she was the cutest thing ever and would like to have her come over. She said she would but she was worried about being kidnapped. I told her where I live (luxury apartments) and had her pull up the web page on her phone (I'm sure that did it). I told her that the place has heavy security and if I did kill her, I wouldn't get away with it because there are cameras everywhere.

I've been out of the dating scene for years and 3 months ago ended a long term relationship. The world has changed since then. I've been on more than a few civi dates and every time I simply ask if they want to come home with me at the end of the night. Only one has said no (and she still texts me daily, but I'm no longer interested). I don't know if the world was always like this, but if I knew that's all it took when I was in my 30's, I would have never had a girlfriend. Of course, when I was in my 30's, I didn't have money and I didn't have the confidence in myself to simply ask.

Star actually does a good dance. She rides on your lap, rubs your cock with her hand (through your pants, of course) and breathes heavy and moans in your ear. She also spends a lot of time on her knees with her face near your dick rubbing her boobs on it and pretending that she's going to suck it. I kept waiting for her to pull it out and stick it in her mouth (boy was I fooled). That's sort of why I was more than surprised when I found out her menu was basically, "stick dick in missionary, pull dick out missionary, stick dick in missionary" (I didn't mention it earlier, but she said no to doggy). At any point, we've been texting each other every day. I'm sure she's hoping to get $500 again for 10 minutes of sex, while I'm hoping that she loosens up a bit so she could become someone that I might see regularly. We will see what happens.

[Durrick]

Star at Kittens.

Went to Kittens last night and wasn't much going on there. Ran into a real b-word. Tall with long blonde hair with blue in it. Never in my life have I wanted to B-Slap someone in a strip club until last night.


Ended up spending my money on Star. She's 20, not the greatest body (a little tummy), but she had the most innocent baby face I ever saw. So, naturally, I wanted to fuck her. She came to my place after leaving work for $500. Then I immediately remembered why I don't fuck people under 25.

No kissing.

No oral (giving or receiving).

No doggy.

Regularly checked the condom.

Had to quit after 10 minutes because my "dick was too big" (nope).

Asked for hand job to finish me off and she would only do with a condom.

So, next time, I'll just hand one of you guys the $500 because then I would know it would have went to good use.

Anyway, I had 10 minutes of staring into the face of the most innocent looking girl I've ever met while I fucked her. She honestly couldn't take a dick, so it was hot watching her struggle through the pounding she got before she tapped out.

Outside of that. She was a really, really, really sweet kid. After I was done trying to ruin her, I just wanted to take care of her and protect her. She really polite and had never been to anyone's place before, so she was scared shitless. Because of that I didn't try to get her to ease up a little on her strict requirements. We had a good conversation and quite honestly, I got Mormon vibe from her. I wouldn't be shocked if she grew up Mormon. At any rate, if she were even just mediocre at fucking, I'd pay that $500 for eternity just to see her fuck face. Unfortunately, it was probably one of the worst fucks I've encountered in my life (dating back to like high school).

How did you manage to talk her into going to your place?

I'm not from the area but I was in town and decided to visit Kittens for the very first time last night. It was interesting to experience a new strip club scene. I was mainly there to scout the place out and have a sampling of different dancers, so I tried to limit myself to just 1 dance per girl. I chose 4 overall and they were all different flavors. One of them was a very friendly, outgoing, petite black girl named "Findi". She's a petite and firm little 5'1" black who gave an enthusiastic dance and put her athleticism to good use. Very sweet girl and quality experience. I had mediocre lap dance from a white, dark-haired girl who had a very sleek and slender body type that I liked, but her performance wasn't anything remarkable and consequently I forgot her name. Then there is this super petite, tiny little Vietnamese girl named "Lilly". She was the tiniest girl in the club, probably standing around 4'9 or 4'10. I love Asian spinners so I decided to give her a whirl. While she had a tight little body that I liked and was not shy about allowing my hands to roam, she was way too much of a hustler for my tastes and I got annoyed when she launched into a dance with me right away before waiting for the current song to finish playing, and then charged me for half a song while also asking for a tip. The best dance I got, unfortunately, came from a sexy lady whose name I unfortunately can't remember, but I'll describe her anyway. She stands out a little more because she's a bit older compared to the other girls in there. I couldn't say for certain, but if I hazard a guess I'd say she is somewhere in her mid to late 30's. She was Caucasian with (I think) straight, sandy blond hair past her shoulders. Unlike a lot of the younger girls, this sexy lady was much more experienced and had a smoking hot body with nice, full natural D or double-D tits. She moved with a slow, silky sensuality and teased my earlobe and moaned softly while teasing Mr. Happy downstairs with light stroking. If I go back to Kittens it'll be in large part to see her again. She is very perceptive and picked up on my foot fetish when I caressed her bare foot (for you foot guys out there she had very soft, pretty feet), telling me after my dance was over that she loved getting them rubbed. She possessed all the traits of an exceptional dancer that I loved to see. She was very considerate and communicative, and very attentive. She moved her body nice and slow, with plenty of contact--the kind of sensuality that comes from an experienced woman rather than a clueless girl in her 20's. It's a shame I can't remember her name but if I return and see her again I'll be sure to post it here. We had good chemistry together so I gave her an extra $10 as a sign of appreciation. After our dance was over, she cautioned me to be careful and said that there were "a lot of scammers" who worked there.

I also managed to see that girl Star. Last night she was dressed in a very skimpy schoolgirl outfit. I smirked when she came up to me and told me her name. That's when I realized she was the girl who "couldn't take a dick". She definitely has a baby face and I agree that she has a round little tummy, but I personally found it very sexy (It's the kind of smooth, rounded tummy that I could imagine would feel great against my own after pinning her against a bed and fucking her missionary). I had my hand on her ass and was considering getting a dance, but since the review on her overall skill level wasn't very good I decided to pass that night. If I go back again and see her, I think I'll at least take her for a test drive and see how she handles.

[EddyWhtwtr]

Star at Kittens.

Went to Kittens last night and wasn't much going on there. Ran into a real b-word. Tall with long blonde hair with blue in it. Never in my life have I wanted to B-Slap someone in a strip club until last night.


Ended up spending my money on Star. She's 20, not the greatest body (a little tummy), but she had the most innocent baby face I ever saw. So, naturally, I wanted to fuck her. She came to my place after leaving work for $500. Then I immediately remembered why I don't fuck people under 25.

No kissing.

No oral (giving or receiving).

No doggy.

Regularly checked the condom.

Had to quit after 10 minutes because my "dick was too big" (nope).

Asked for hand job to finish me off and she would only do with a condom.

So, next time, I'll just hand one of you guys the $500 because then I would know it would have went to good use.

Anyway, I had 10 minutes of staring into the face of the most innocent looking girl I've ever met while I fucked her. She honestly couldn't take a dick, so it was hot watching her struggle through the pounding she got before she tapped out.

Outside of that. She was a really, really, really sweet kid. After I was done trying to ruin her, I just wanted to take care of her and protect her. She really polite and had never been to anyone's place before, so she was scared shitless. Because of that I didn't try to get her to ease up a little on her strict requirements. We had a good conversation and quite honestly, I got Mormon vibe from her. I wouldn't be shocked if she grew up Mormon. At any rate, if she were even just mediocre at fucking, I'd pay that $500 for eternity just to see her fuck face. Unfortunately, it was probably one of the worst fucks I've encountered in my life (dating back to like high school).

Tough story Michael, girl sounds cute as hell and could prob be my kind of kryptonite. Sounds like you handled situation really well, it's got to be a bit scary going to a stranger's place. Kudos and thanks for the report.

[Michael1967]

I went to sugars on Friday night because I saw on Instagram that there was a stripper that I use to go to at kittens, parking lot is next to the paint store, well lit (at least if someone breaks in to your car they can see well). The entrance is unheralded the big bright sing. When I opened the door the smell was not a pleasant one it was a mixture of mold, cigarettes, dirty laundry and weed.

When I get to the cashier to pay my entrance fee I saw a not so clean stage, it is in the corner and it has mirrors on two walls that they seemed like they had never been cleaned since they put them on, I paid my entrance fee 16 including a drink and found a seat, place had 5 maybe 6 costumes. Within 20 seconds of sitting down some came over to offer dances, I told her that I just got there and I was going to wait a little while before getting dancer's, she goes away and 10 seconds later another one comes over, same story I told her that I was going to wait a little bit before getting dances, I saw all the girls doing a full rotation of dancers and she was not mentioned to go on stage, I was about to leave when I saw people coming from the "VIP" section and decided to wait a little bit longer. 20 minutes later she did not get mentioned and was about to get up when a Latina girl came to offer dances, 40 or 3/100 I thought that since I was there already it wouldn't hurt to find new "strippers friends" and ho boy was I in for a surprise, LDA is small, twice the size of the stage, booths where right next to each other, no privacy, there were 2 other people getting dances and you could see what they were doing, the lights were full on, not like at other places were it is dark. We find a booth, I sit down and she goes"here you have to pay before getting dances" I thought that I should walk away but the little head had other opinion, so I paid her $ she stars dancing and OMG was it the lamest dances I ever had, no touching, didn't even showed a titty, 2 songs in and she said that it was 3 dances already, and the dances were so bad that I didn't even bother to tell her that it was only 2, as I was getting up she said that in the VIP things could get a way better, I didn't said anything and just walked away. I sat down again and the first girl that came when I first sat down came again to see if I wanted a dance, and thought that I couldn't get any worse than the previous dancer, and she did a pretty good job, she was very good at it, lots of grinding and mutual touching, 2 dances and I decided to cut my losses.

Since pandoras was 5 minutes away I decided to check out the dancers there and they were very nice looking, lots of new faces, I only recognized 5 or 6, there were maybe 20 strippers and 6 or 7 costumers. One of the girls that I usually get dances saw me and sat on my lap, we chatted a bit and went back tl the LDA, chatted more she got on with it and 4 songs later I was a happy man. I was in and out of pandoras in 30 minutes and way happier than when I left sugars.

Is going to be a while before I go back to sugars, first time there did not deliver, but I will give them an other try later, but for now pandoras and kittens are going to be my to go places.

State law is that dancers can't ask for money in advance. It's on the wall at Kittens.

[DeezNutz17]

I've only really frequented Pandora's the few times I hit a club each year (7-10 visits). Seems like there was a small window 2-4 mos before the holidays when Pandora's was poppin. I swear every lady was down with some version of extracurricular activity. I mean at minimum I could get a good HJ and while I know more was available I'm just not fucking in a strip club. Just not my cup of tea. But now since the holidays it seems like all the strip club reports are wack. The girls are all pretty much new or not interested in making it worthwhile to get up in there more often.

I might dip in soon to see for myself because allot of what happens or doesn't happen in and out of a strip club is based on game and personality so I'll give it a look soon.

[ManuelPaisa69]

I went to sugars on Friday night because I saw on Instagram that there was a stripper that I use to go to at kittens, parking lot is next to the paint store, well lit (at least if someone breaks in to your car they can see well). The entrance is unheralded the big bright sing. When I opened the door the smell was not a pleasant one it was a mixture of mold, cigarettes, dirty laundry and weed.

When I get to the cashier to pay my entrance fee I saw a not so clean stage, it is in the corner and it has mirrors on two walls that they seemed like they had never been cleaned since they put them on, I paid my entrance fee 16 including a drink and found a seat, place had 5 maybe 6 costumes. Within 20 seconds of sitting down some came over to offer dances, I told her that I just got there and I was going to wait a little while before getting dancer's, she goes away and 10 seconds later another one comes over, same story I told her that I was going to wait a little bit before getting dances, I saw all the girls doing a full rotation of dancers and she was not mentioned to go on stage, I was about to leave when I saw people coming from the "VIP" section and decided to wait a little bit longer. 20 minutes later she did not get mentioned and was about to get up when a Latina girl came to offer dances, 40 or 3/100 I thought that since I was there already it wouldn't hurt to find new "strippers friends" and ho boy was I in for a surprise, LDA is small, twice the size of the stage, booths where right next to each other, no privacy, there were 2 other people getting dances and you could see what they were doing, the lights were full on, not like at other places were it is dark. We find a booth, I sit down and she goes"here you have to pay before getting dances" I thought that I should walk away but the little head had other opinion, so I paid her $ she stars dancing and OMG was it the lamest dances I ever had, no touching, didn't even showed a titty, 2 songs in and she said that it was 3 dances already, and the dances were so bad that I didn't even bother to tell her that it was only 2, as I was getting up she said that in the VIP things could get a way better, I didn't said anything and just walked away. I sat down again and the first girl that came when I first sat down came again to see if I wanted a dance, and thought that I couldn't get any worse than the previous dancer, and she did a pretty good job, she was very good at it, lots of grinding and mutual touching, 2 dances and I decided to cut my losses.

Since pandoras was 5 minutes away I decided to check out the dancers there and they were very nice looking, lots of new faces, I only recognized 5 or 6, there were maybe 20 strippers and 6 or 7 costumers. One of the girls that I usually get dances saw me and sat on my lap, we chatted a bit and went back tl the LDA, chatted more she got on with it and 4 songs later I was a happy man. I was in and out of pandoras in 30 minutes and way happier than when I left sugars.

Is going to be a while before I go back to sugars, first time there did not deliver, but I will give them an other try later, but for now pandoras and kittens are going to be my to go places.

[Glargo]

Anyone have any interaction with Whitney at Sugars?

Did a 3/100 with her, w/o asking about services. Excellent stick shifting, playing with the girls, and light petting. Didn't directly ask about extras, but was quoted 300/15 500/30 for VIP but didn't check details. Not sure what would have happened had I whipped it out mid-dance. Visa was there to attend to those needs. Overall nice fun girl, might explore more. Weekday Afternoon.

[Barnie]

She is a young MILF white dancer with naturals.

At first she only agreed to a HJ in a VIP room. Tipped her an extra $ and BBBJ was 9 n.

I paid way to much by giving her 400.

Still, I wanted a BBBJ.

[Barnie]

Few choices for extras today at Pandoras.

Only Martina, Anya & Monse.

The rest were trying to perfrct their pole dance routine.

Scammers were Barbie, Aeriel, Indica, Sativa and Jade.

Stop Paying these women that don't put out!

I saw Lola is only dancing at Sugars or Kittens now.

I got a blowjob from Indica at Pandoras. It was just average.