Massage Parlor Reports

**Danzigx138** · 02-11-22 19:13

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Sorry fellow mongers. I meant Elegant massage.

Is this place still open? Says closed on maps and very intrigued if you wouldn't mind posting or sending more info.

**Danzigx138** · 02-11-22 19:13

Originally Posted by IgnusDeo [View Original Post]

I've tried out the gel option, and honestly it's not really worth it; they still do it in the massage beds, and they don't use enough gel to for the upcharge to be anywhere near worth it. The only provider I've had who actually uses gel the right way (ie: lots and lots of it, though she uses a bed with a rubber covering, which is close enough to the actual thing) is Aria.

Almost every provider, be it spa or independent, uses oil. The best independents are pretty liberal with the oil and still manage to make it a really great experience, though. Michelle, Kat, and Jade are some of my favorite independents.

Speaking of, in some bad news, Michelle / Vipnurugoddess will be dropping out of the game and will be retiring after May. She's been my ATF now since 2019, and I have to admit it's a really big bummer to hear the sad news.

Is Michelle the same Michelle from nuru gurus / body care center? Or is Kat or Jade the same one? I recently found Corina or Karina from there again and have been trying to find the other girls, they were all so great. I really miss Roku if anyone's seen her.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-11-22 19:04

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

Actually A's with nice, sensitive long Asian nipples are the best in my humble opinion. Girls ruin themselves with bolt ons. And I'd put tats in the same category.

I was asking about real not fake tits.

**Nice Guy 99** · 02-11-22 18:59

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Who has the biggest tits?

Actually A's with nice, sensitive long Asian nipples are the best in my humble opinion. Girls ruin themselves with bolt ons. And I'd put tats in the same category.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-11-22 16:36

Who has the biggest tits?

**LukeOC** · 02-11-22 16:17

Irvine folks. What is your go to? Since Irvine doesn't have any AMPs, I always need to venture out. I go to A+ in LH if I need extra and Max Relax if I just want a massage (they do tease but won't finish if you insist).

**Grimmy23** · 02-11-22 15:35

Originally Posted by PhineasPhreak [View Original Post]

Dude keep posting please, you crack me up with your "big boss overseas" stories. I feel like I'm watching a 1940's yellow peril propaganda film when I read your posts. Those Triads are running all the mp's in the US, and they have to of gangsters working for them beating people up with their karate chops. LOL.

I won't be posting about the subject anymore because it's not what this forum is for, but suffice to say I have in-depth knowledge on the subject and you are free to DM me if you want to discuss further.

**Slammer6008** · 02-11-22 13:37

Originally Posted by Hornilius69 [View Original Post]

You went to the wrong place. PM Slammer for approval first; I can't give out the information, either.

I need a minimum of 15 post before I could give him approval! LOL.

**Porkys1980** · 02-11-22 12:34

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

FC is First Class massage in Santa Ana, off of Harbor and W 1st Street.

Sunny Health Reflexology Westminster is F&C that most in here call it, haven't been there yet, but will let you know, I might go tomorrow.

The girl at FC today in SA was horrible, nothing special, wasted $$.

I like young ones, but sometimes the grannies do it for me, LOL I will check out F&C maybe try this LUCY everyones keep ranting about.

Element Massage is still my number 1 place to go, new fresh young talent daily.

Sorry fellow mongers. I meant Elegant massage.

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-11-22 12:00

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Went tonite to try Lucy, great tits, good BJ and she let me CIM, like the older hotter asian mother would do! 9 / 10 for me. Will try coco next time.

That's a negative ghost rider. The pattern is full. You do not want to try Coco. You have been warned.

**Skinny Dugan** · 02-11-22 11:38

YZ is different. It's not a Jack shack but that's not to say you can't get extras.

You need to be somewhat of a regular and the girl needs to like you. Bella is picky. She gives handys but not every time and not to everyone. Vivian gives a strong massage and a nice tease. Sometimes she will and sometimes she won't. If you decide you are going to pop into YZ for a massage and a HJ you may be disappointed. I do ok there but I've been going in for years, and I still walk out with blue balls. Lillian was the only consistent, but I'm not sure that she is still there. Vivian and Lilian are 40's and not so cute.

Stick with Bamboo for the best of both every time.

Originally Posted by Reagbaeg [View Original Post]

Any tips for providers at YZ?

Been frequenting bamboo and air body but wanted to try somewhere new.

I have tried a few now with no luck but I enjoy the chase / mystery more than the other places. Vivian gave the most tease out of all and brushed against junior on the flip but no luck. Also tried Bella who gave a good massage but minimal tease and quite conservative. Forget the name of the last girl but also quite conservative. Know it's not helpful without the name but would recognize if I saw it.

**Hornilius69** · 02-11-22 05:21

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Not sure if you were at the same place That I went to. This place was on Harbor and w 1st street.

There's a metro PCs next to it in a busy strip mall. Walked in there were like 5 grannies. And I asked for Lulu. Hoping for a good BJ and FS. None just a regular handy by another younger Lulu with kinda dark blonde hair, Chinese girl in her late 30's. B cups nothing special and nothing excited. Paid $40 for the house and $60 for tips and barely got to suck her titties. Waste of time.

You went to the wrong place. PM Slammer for approval first; I can't give out the information, either.

**Hornilius69** · 02-11-22 05:19

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Wait what is a difference between FC and F&C?

1. First Class Massage.

2. Fish & Chip aka Reflexology Massage.

**Porkys1980** · 02-11-22 03:03

Originally Posted by Monger562 [View Original Post]

Swung by a couple days ago Midday. Saw Lucy and said hi but guess she was busy though I came and went & she was still chilling. I got Mamasan & I didn't go here for a looker but damn. Older, check. Chubby, check. Wheezing from the Rona, maybe. For the first time I was glad to be rushed. It's hard to get that nut when she sounds like Louis Armstrong but my depths of depravity surprise even me sometimes. SMH.

Went tonite to try Lucy, great tits, good BJ and she let me CIM, like the older hotter asian mother would do! 9 / 10 for me. Will try coco next time.

**UciMagic** · 02-11-22 02:16

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Not sure if you were at the same place That I went to. This place was on Harbor and w 1st street.

There's a metro PCs next to it in a busy strip mall. Walked in there were like 5 grannies. And I asked for Lulu. Hoping for a good BJ and FS. None just a regular handy by another younger Lulu with kinda dark blonde hair, Chinese girl in her late 30's. B cups nothing special and nothing excited. Paid $40 for the house and $60 for tips and barely got to suck her titties. Waste of time.

I tried this place last week. WeeWee had me on all fours, a digit up my bung and stroked me to completion. Then I flipped over, and got a scalp massage to finish. That was a first! Left $60 and will be back!.