Massage Parlor Reports

[Slammer6008]

You went to the wrong place. PM Slammer for approval first; I can't give out the information, either.

I need a minimum of 15 post before I could give him approval! LOL.

[Porkys1980]

FC is First Class massage in Santa Ana, off of Harbor and W 1st Street.

Sunny Health Reflexology Westminster is F&C that most in here call it, haven't been there yet, but will let you know, I might go tomorrow.

The girl at FC today in SA was horrible, nothing special, wasted $$.

I like young ones, but sometimes the grannies do it for me, LOL I will check out F&C maybe try this LUCY everyones keep ranting about.

Element Massage is still my number 1 place to go, new fresh young talent daily.

Sorry fellow mongers. I meant Elegant massage.

[CalTheImpaler]

Went tonite to try Lucy, great tits, good BJ and she let me CIM, like the older hotter asian mother would do! 9 / 10 for me. Will try coco next time.

That's a negative ghost rider. The pattern is full. You do not want to try Coco. You have been warned.

[Skinny Dugan]

YZ is different. It's not a Jack shack but that's not to say you can't get extras.

You need to be somewhat of a regular and the girl needs to like you. Bella is picky. She gives handys but not every time and not to everyone. Vivian gives a strong massage and a nice tease. Sometimes she will and sometimes she won't. If you decide you are going to pop into YZ for a massage and a HJ you may be disappointed. I do ok there but I've been going in for years, and I still walk out with blue balls. Lillian was the only consistent, but I'm not sure that she is still there. Vivian and Lilian are 40's and not so cute.

Stick with Bamboo for the best of both every time.

Any tips for providers at YZ?

Been frequenting bamboo and air body but wanted to try somewhere new.

I have tried a few now with no luck but I enjoy the chase / mystery more than the other places. Vivian gave the most tease out of all and brushed against junior on the flip but no luck. Also tried Bella who gave a good massage but minimal tease and quite conservative. Forget the name of the last girl but also quite conservative. Know it's not helpful without the name but would recognize if I saw it.

[Hornilius69]

Not sure if you were at the same place That I went to. This place was on Harbor and w 1st street.

There's a metro PCs next to it in a busy strip mall. Walked in there were like 5 grannies. And I asked for Lulu. Hoping for a good BJ and FS. None just a regular handy by another younger Lulu with kinda dark blonde hair, Chinese girl in her late 30's. B cups nothing special and nothing excited. Paid $40 for the house and $60 for tips and barely got to suck her titties. Waste of time.

You went to the wrong place. PM Slammer for approval first; I can't give out the information, either.

[Hornilius69]

Wait what is a difference between FC and F&C?

1. First Class Massage.

2. Fish & Chip aka Reflexology Massage.

[Porkys1980]

Swung by a couple days ago Midday. Saw Lucy and said hi but guess she was busy though I came and went & she was still chilling. I got Mamasan & I didn't go here for a looker but damn. Older, check. Chubby, check. Wheezing from the Rona, maybe. For the first time I was glad to be rushed. It's hard to get that nut when she sounds like Louis Armstrong but my depths of depravity surprise even me sometimes. SMH.

Went tonite to try Lucy, great tits, good BJ and she let me CIM, like the older hotter asian mother would do! 9 / 10 for me. Will try coco next time.

[UciMagic]

Not sure if you were at the same place That I went to. This place was on Harbor and w 1st street.

There's a metro PCs next to it in a busy strip mall. Walked in there were like 5 grannies. And I asked for Lulu. Hoping for a good BJ and FS. None just a regular handy by another younger Lulu with kinda dark blonde hair, Chinese girl in her late 30's. B cups nothing special and nothing excited. Paid $40 for the house and $60 for tips and barely got to suck her titties. Waste of time.

I tried this place last week. WeeWee had me on all fours, a digit up my bung and stroked me to completion. Then I flipped over, and got a scalp massage to finish. That was a first! Left $60 and will be back!.

[Monger562]

Swung by a couple days ago Midday. Saw Lucy and said hi but guess she was busy though I came and went & she was still chilling. I got Mamasan & I didn't go here for a looker but damn. Older, check. Chubby, check. Wheezing from the Rona, maybe. For the first time I was glad to be rushed. It's hard to get that nut when she sounds like Louis Armstrong but my depths of depravity surprise even me sometimes. SMH.

[Taws6]

Your brought your wallet with you? Interesting. I never bring anything but cash.

That and I'll only bring what I think service should be. Easy to show empty pockets if pressed.

If service is exemplary. Or off menu items, small pockets hold extra cash.

[IgnusDeo]

How close is what they are doing at Palms to being "real" nuru? They advertise VIP with real nuru gel, but that doesn't guarantee it's good.

I've tried out the gel option, and honestly it's not really worth it; they still do it in the massage beds, and they don't use enough gel to for the upcharge to be anywhere near worth it. The only provider I've had who actually uses gel the right way (ie: lots and lots of it, though she uses a bed with a rubber covering, which is close enough to the actual thing) is Aria.

Almost every provider, be it spa or independent, uses oil. The best independents are pretty liberal with the oil and still manage to make it a really great experience, though. Michelle, Kat, and Jade are some of my favorite independents.

Speaking of, in some bad news, Michelle / Vipnurugoddess will be dropping out of the game and will be retiring after May. She's been my ATF now since 2019, and I have to admit it's a really big bummer to hear the sad news.

[YellowFinTuna]

Lights aren't on in this AMP heaven but they are all open honey spa rose massage and sunny spa.

Don't go to white swan rude girls and took $60 from wallet wo asking.

Your brought your wallet with you? Interesting. I never bring anything but cash.

[Porkys1980]

Wait what is a difference between FC and F&C?

FC is First Class massage in Santa Ana, off of Harbor and W 1st Street.

Sunny Health Reflexology Westminster is F&C that most in here call it, haven't been there yet, but will let you know, I might go tomorrow.

The girl at FC today in SA was horrible, nothing special, wasted $$.

I like young ones, but sometimes the grannies do it for me, LOL I will check out F&C maybe try this LUCY everyones keep ranting about.

Element Massage is still my number 1 place to go, new fresh young talent daily.

[PhineasPhreak]

Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible. So I don't know what exactly it is that they're doing. Maybe serving as a front to get people to buy MPs of not quite the same business model? If you know much about the AMP business, the unfortunate fact is the majority of it is a criminal enterprise with a kingpin located somewhere in Asia. The "owners" of the spas are just pawns, so when they get busted and thrown in jail the kingpin just recruits new owners and opens other shops elsewhere. I suspect this is what's going on here, except they've figured out a clever way to get the pawns to actually pay money to be pawns. Just a guess. That would make these shops huge loss leaders. They aren't making any money by running these two locations, but they more than make up for it with the other MPs they get people to open.

Dude keep posting please, you crack me up with your "big boss overseas" stories. I feel like I'm watching a 1940's yellow peril propaganda film when I read your posts. Those Triads are running all the mp's in the US, and they have to of gangsters working for them beating people up with their karate chops. LOL.

[Reagbaeg]

Any tips for providers at YZ?

Been frequenting bamboo and air body but wanted to try somewhere new.

I have tried a few now with no luck but I enjoy the chase / mystery more than the other places. Vivian gave the most tease out of all and brushed against junior on the flip but no luck. Also tried Bella who gave a good massage but minimal tease and quite conservative. Forget the name of the last girl but also quite conservative. Know it's not helpful without the name but would recognize if I saw it.