Massage Parlor Reports

[TheDrowned]

I remember a long, long time ago, I dated a young lady. Even with a ton of foreplay, she would be dry in 5 minutes. Some people just have issues with that. You will know other girls who gush from the first touch. They're all different. I have a regular in her 50's that is still good and wet on her own, but she will apply the cocoa butter just in case. She is a massage lady, but will do FS for the money. She is getting no younger and probably has no pension waiting. I've been to other FS joints and had girls in their 40's who are wet and use no lube for CFS. They are always clean. They are high volume too. Where were we going with this? Look, squirrel!

As for tips, $80 for HJ in this market is obscene! Had a beautiful young and skilled lady in NY ask for $100. I talked her into $70, and it was the best, but as such, fasted HJ of my life, and she allowed access to her cute little tits. NYC is a different market. If I only get HJ, with no UTC or extras, I'm at $40, maybe $50. I've done as much as $60 to a Korean with her hand out for more, and since I did 90 minutes, and all was wonderful, I obliged. Hell, I have found FS in VA Beach for $100 tip. I'm not giving $80 for a basic NOVA! I will drop up to $100 if they lose the clothes. I've gone up to $120 for BJ and $200 max on FS if they are hot, but usually I can get that for $100-$140. Sorry, that's Virginia Beach prices. Have only made a couple visits so far in NOVA and only got HJ so far. Maybe next time I'll do more. Inflation is at record highs, and as such, my favorite spas and restaurants have boosted the tab, so maybe it's fair to bump that tip some, but I won't do $80! Haha!

Bairen.

Agreed. There's no wrong answer since this is merely an argument with so many variables and we are working within the realms of speculation but I think undeniably this is the best answer to both points mentioned here.

When you're consistently paying 100-140 for FS you typically develop the discipline to not give in to outrageous demand.

The problem is, no matter how much you preach about tip, or costs, or give advice. This board is but a small fraction of mongers who use AMPs. We will not be able to control the market from this platform alone because there's so many AMP goers who aren't even using this forum and many more who are unfamiliar with the rules of the game so to speak.

Ladies might be able to sucker a newbie who hadn't dipped his toes into the pool yet or maybe get an extra couple of Jackson's from a pent up husband who doesn't partake in the massage that often and thus has a few more bucks to toss. Or maybe the Diamond store guy had a big sale and needs to generously offer his own pearl necklace to the lady and the AMP, and the money spent is merely pocket change in comparison.

But just because you can't change the rules doesn't mean you have to play by them. Remain vigilant. Don't give in to demand. Continue to lend intel on your experiences, both good and bad. That's the path to victory.

[Eddie223]

I got away for a bit this morning and ended up in Vienna. Dropped in at Lily's and got greeted by Anna. Had a good visit, she remembered me from before.

[Bairen Nanhai]

I'm with HighwayGuy on this one. Your logic of a girl having to oil up make no sense if you are referring to FS. It is simple anatomy and human biology, if a girl is too dry that she has to use oil it is because she has been cleaning the area too often and if she has to clean up that often is because she is been with a bunch of guys.

I remember a long, long time ago, I dated a young lady. Even with a ton of foreplay, she would be dry in 5 minutes. Some people just have issues with that. You will know other girls who gush from the first touch. They're all different. I have a regular in her 50's that is still good and wet on her own, but she will apply the cocoa butter just in case. She is a massage lady, but will do FS for the money. She is getting no younger and probably has no pension waiting. I've been to other FS joints and had girls in their 40's who are wet and use no lube for CFS. They are always clean. They are high volume too. Where were we going with this? Look, squirrel!

As for tips, $80 for HJ in this market is obscene! Had a beautiful young and skilled lady in NY ask for $100. I talked her into $70, and it was the best, but as such, fasted HJ of my life, and she allowed access to her cute little tits. NYC is a different market. If I only get HJ, with no UTC or extras, I'm at $40, maybe $50. I've done as much as $60 to a Korean with her hand out for more, and since I did 90 minutes, and all was wonderful, I obliged. Hell, I have found FS in VA Beach for $100 tip. I'm not giving $80 for a basic NOVA! I will drop up to $100 if they lose the clothes. I've gone up to $120 for BJ and $200 max on FS if they are hot, but usually I can get that for $100-$140. Sorry, that's Virginia Beach prices. Have only made a couple visits so far in NOVA and only got HJ so far. Maybe next time I'll do more. Inflation is at record highs, and as such, my favorite spas and restaurants have boosted the tab, so maybe it's fair to bump that tip some, but I won't do $80! Haha!

Bairen.

[PilotAviator]

Lucky Therapy (7001 Kilworth Lane) may be the best managed / staffed spa in the area. It is well-equipped, comfortable, and the people friendly.

- Table Shower -- on a cold day, the hot soapy shower made my week better!

- The combination of Deep Tissue and Swedish massage left me relaxed and stress free.

I think Vicky is the best licensed massage therapist ever.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

[LoveTheCurves]

Had some time to kill this afternoon so I decided to hit up one of the popular AMPs in Fairfax that advertises a lot on lee. I'm probably overly cautions and park in a neighborhood down the street and walk to the place just to check out the situation in the parking lot. I've never have any alarm bells ring before walking up to the place but today I did. As I walked up to the place in the corner of the parking lot I walked past a black van with completely tinted windows I could not see into at all from the rear. I typically wouldn't find this weird but what was weird the window was slightly cracked and as I walked up from the drivers side I heard a cough and the window was cracked a few inches. I'm pretty sure there was a VCS display pulled up in this van along with some other unidentifiable electronics and he was also in all black clothing. My spidey senses went off and walked right past the AMP and took a much longer loop around back to my vehicle. Drove by it 10 min later and it was still there. It could be nothing and I'm not going to name the place but my point is everyone needs to be vigilant.

Yeah why not name the place. I am curious now.

[RedRobinIdiot]

Anyone have any reports? A week or so ago I stopped in and she said to come back in 20 but when I did another cute petite girl said she was busy. Sarah is blond with a nice body as far as I could see. I ended up across the street at another place but meaning to go back to 11. Any intel would be appreciated.

Hozz your experience?

[SexyD]

I think the real difference between escorts and massage providers is our ego. When you go to an escort you know you are paying for sex and that any other guy out there with the requisite cash can get the same experience. At an AMP, we can delude ourselves that we are special and that we are the only ones that she fucks because of our winning personality, looks, big cock, etc. Of course, it's not, they are doing it for the money just like the escort is. In fact, the good provides know how to play the client's into believing this special connection is real. It's never real. It is just about finding someone you are attracted to and who can give you the sexual experience you desire.

The oil they use to massage your back is also the oil they use to lube up the tubes before you pump them with your iron rod.

Ladies who are either too old and / or put out after each massage are way too dry to perform CFS so they rely on oil. The point being made is that the experience is often more mechanical and less genuine than the gals who don't rely on oil, implying they may not do it as often or be more sincere about foreplay.

[TheDrowned]

I mean no disrespect and maybe it's me because it's been a long day and my brain is tired, but I'm not following the logic here.

The oil they use to massage your back is also the oil they use to lube up the tubes before you pump them with your iron rod.

Ladies who are either too old and / or put out after each massage are way too dry to perform CFS so they rely on oil. The point being made is that the experience is often more mechanical and less genuine than the gals who don't rely on oil, implying they may not do it as often or be more sincere about foreplay.

[Pyty11]

Especially if the girls knows she has one or ywo tegulars who tip very well and they don't need to do more guys. One clue I use is whether they need pil or not. I like girls who do need to oil up. Thats tells me they arent doing a bunch of guys.

I mean no disrespect and maybe it's me because it's been a long day and my brain is tired, but I'm not following the logic here.

I'm with HighwayGuy on this one. Your logic of a girl having to oil up make no sense if you are referring to FS. It is simple anatomy and human biology, if a girl is too dry that she has to use oil it is because she has been cleaning the area too often and if she has to clean up that often is because she is been with a bunch of guys.

[HighwayGuy]

…….One clue I use is whether they need pil or not. I like girls who do need to oil up. Thats tells me they arent doing a bunch of guys.

I mean no disrespect and maybe it's me because it's been a long day and my brain is tired, but I'm not following the logic here.

[Assman To You]

Anyone have any reports? A week or so ago I stopped in and she said to come back in 20 but when I did another cute petite girl said she was busy. Sarah is blond with a nice body as far as I could see. I ended up across the street at another place but meaning to go back to 11. Any intel would be appreciated.

[Kijimuna]

Had some time to kill this afternoon so I decided to hit up one of the popular AMPs in Fairfax that advertises a lot on lee. I'm probably overly cautions and park in a neighborhood down the street and walk to the place just to check out the situation in the parking lot. I've never have any alarm bells ring before walking up to the place but today I did. As I walked up to the place in the corner of the parking lot I walked past a black van with completely tinted windows I could not see into at all from the rear. I typically wouldn't find this weird but what was weird the window was slightly cracked and as I walked up from the drivers side I heard a cough and the window was cracked a few inches. I'm pretty sure there was a VCS display pulled up in this van along with some other unidentifiable electronics and he was also in all black clothing. My spidey senses went off and walked right past the AMP and took a much longer loop around back to my vehicle. Drove by it 10 min later and it was still there. It could be nothing and I'm not going to name the place but my point is everyone needs to be vigilant.

Why not name the place?

[JoesHome]

Had some time to kill this afternoon so I decided to hit up one of the popular AMPs in Fairfax that advertises a lot on lee. I'm probably overly cautions and park in a neighborhood down the street and walk to the place just to check out the situation in the parking lot. I've never have any alarm bells ring before walking up to the place but today I did. As I walked up to the place in the corner of the parking lot I walked past a black van with completely tinted windows I could not see into at all from the rear. I typically wouldn't find this weird but what was weird the window was slightly cracked and as I walked up from the drivers side I heard a cough and the window was cracked a few inches. I'm pretty sure there was a VCS display pulled up in this van along with some other unidentifiable electronics and he was also in all black clothing. My spidey senses went off and walked right past the AMP and took a much longer loop around back to my vehicle. Drove by it 10 min later and it was still there. It could be nothing and I'm not going to name the place but my point is everyone needs to be vigilant.

[Rhinopole]

In today's market, providers are expecting 80 for a HJ. If you leave 5, 10, even 40, they will consider you a cheapskate. Leaving some money sends a confusing message. Leaving no money sends a clear signal that you are not happy. If you want them to respect you, you need to respect yourself.

SexyD, you may be right that some providers expect. 8 for a HJ. I have to admit, it's rare when I just get a HJ. But if I did and, for example, there was no UTC roaming or nipple sucking, the tip would be. 4. To leave more for what should be a basic and standard service is helping to unreasonably raise prices. You have a good point, however, about leaving no tip if the service is rude or somehow bad. I've not done that the few times I've had poor service. I've simply left a smaller amount. But I'll reconsider if it happens again.

Rhino.

[DreamShaft]

Thank you all for the feedback. The parlors seem like the place to be. It will cut down on catfishing and the drama of handlers or whatever. Once I take the plunge, I will report my experience.