Massage Parlor Reports

[WarpFactor69]

Returned to get a cup of green tea and check out the new waitress. Here is everything interesting about her:

Nice boobs.

That's it.

I would describe her style of service as lame and lazy. Paid for an hour, she took another customer 25 min into our appointment. At that point, rushed me to the finish line. Not going back for more tea anytime soon, will take my money to other cafes.

[Horde Prime]

Yo, I went to MRC and had some skinny chick who rubbed her perky pears up and down me before the festivities began. So long story short she upsold me an extra 20 for BBBJ. I guess the working girls are trying to keep up with inflation. Is this how they do at the sister shop on Lusk?

Also, I've never been to VIP and you mutherfckers make it sound like heaven on earth. Are they taking appointments from new clients now? Or walk-ins? Thanks if you can shoot me the info.

[Qualish]

Anybody know if Yuyo is still working at Yoyo?. Regardless, still a decent scene?.

Personally I don't worry so much about looks it's about service. I am probably older then most who post here and admiitally I am fond of Asian women especially that broken English they always seem to have. So that alone gets me going. Still It seems like most who post here do want more then what is actually available albeit some have had good experiences with hot looking providers. Good For You! Nevertheless, I will walk out on bad service or better yet walk out and not tip. The latter seems to send a stronger message especially if there is haggling.

Respect to you, mate. I'm not particularly bothered by broken English either, especially for what passes for it here (overseas it can be much worse). My standards aren't exceedingly high, but they have to be above a threshold for the cost and risk. I'm personally on a quest to find some younger (mid 20 year old) providers, but so far the bests have been pushing fifty (so I'm equal opportunity). Beauty comes in all forms, and often the right attitude can turn a 6 into a 10.

[InsaneDC]

Stopped by to get touched south of Foster on 82nd. Saw Mimi. Her body is tight, and she's tight. Parted with 1. 6 for CFS. No massage. But I got to say, I didn't really enjoy it. She kept talking, and just...talking. Like, trying to talk dirty to me, but it sounded so ridiculous. She told me like 10 times, "I Mimi. You come back to see me next time. " after we were through.

I think I just prefer my FS to come from somewhere else other than a AMP. I like a good massage and a HE, but...yeah. Blue Moon seems to be pretty good for that. It's an all around good joint. Never got FS there, and don't really care. I think I'll stick with that.

I don't know; what do you guys think? Don't you feel like you're getting a completely different experience from seeing a streetwalker to a TNA girl, to an AMP?? I dunno. I just have to chuckle at the whole experience.

TBH I prefer the AMP scene. I've had so many lackluster TNA experiences that I'm really turned off by that scene. At an AMP, at least I can get a massage even if the FS is tame, which, in my experience, is generally the case. Also, the cost of admission to an AMP is significantly less than TNA. I don't do the SW scene, so I wouldn't know anything about that.

[AverageJoseph]

I am curious about this spot. As far as I can tell only one girl works there. And she has been there quite a while. Mostly am interested if anyone has had a good experience with her? Definitely younger and more attractive than most. Went once she wanted to argue with me. Said if I wanted an argument I would've stayed home.

[RamblinJavlin]

Personally I don't worry so much about looks it's about service. I am probably older then most who post here and admiitally I am fond of Asian women especially that broken English they always seem to have. So that alone gets me going. Still It seems like most who post here do want more then what is actually available albeit some have had good experiences with hot looking providers. Good For You! Nevertheless, I will walk out on bad service or better yet walk out and not tip. The latter seems to send a stronger message especially if there is haggling.

I feel yuh. Old timer. Not sure I share the broken English sentiment though. I do like when they try to teach me a little Chinese.

[RamblinJavlin]

Stopped by to get touched south of Foster on 82nd. Saw Mimi. Her body is tight, and she's tight. Parted with 1. 6 for CFS. No massage. But I got to say, I didn't really enjoy it. She kept talking, and just...talking. Like, trying to talk dirty to me, but it sounded so ridiculous. She told me like 10 times, "I Mimi. You come back to see me next time. " after we were through.

I think I just prefer my FS to come from somewhere else other than a AMP. I like a good massage and a HE, but...yeah. Blue Moon seems to be pretty good for that. It's an all around good joint. Never got FS there, and don't really care. I think I'll stick with that.

I don't know; what do you guys think? Don't you feel like you're getting a completely different experience from seeing a streetwalker to a TNA girl, to an AMP?? I dunno. I just have to chuckle at the whole experience.

[MeeLikeeAsians]

I can only confirm that Lily at Lotus in St Johns is not doing FS let alone BB.

Didn't realize you were in the room with me.

[NW503]

I've been on a mission to get FS at AMPs on the west side lately, interested to hear from guys that have additional info, send a message if you don't want to post.

Lotus in St Johns: met Lilly, petite and very cute in her little black dress. Pulled it up, rubbed her through her panties to which she giggled, but they were not coming off, no matter what.

Sunny Foot on Cornell, Hillsboro. Met cute receptionist, her function is to greet and set appointments only. Said both ladies were busy, I left.

Oasis on Shaleen, Hillsboro: felt like a totally legit place, did not stay.

Aloha Foot, 196 xx TV hwy, Beaverton: met one lady, she mentioned I might like Mai. I stopped by a different time and met Mai, a pleasant 35+ lady with long wavy hair. She wasn't dressed for action, but I also realize it's been cold lately. I'm curious about her.

Tranquility on TV hwy, Hillsboro. Met an affectionate 35+ lady who liked to touch and hug. Got to see some milk duds, but she wouldn't take her jeans off. No real action, but she seems like she would do it if the boss did not find out. Would like to do more with her if she was willing.

Zen Foot on Hall, Beaverton: greeted by a plain looking 35+ lady that wasn't dressed for fun, and no sex vibe. I did not stay.

Spring Garden on 99 in Tigard, between Fred Meyer and Costco: met 3 different ladies, all over 35. No sparks there, didn't stay.

Quiet and Health, 109th ave, Beaverton, across from Target: this place is a mystery. Several months back, a guy on here posted a vague review about a place he accidentally stumbled upon when he did a detour to get away from bad traffic on hwy 26 and hwy 217. He made it sound like a good experience, but didn't say where it was. So I wrote to him asking for the location.

I can confirm that I've been there couple months ago during the summer. I went there 3 x the 1st time I got Ana or Amy she doesn't give HJ but heard that she use to. One of the visits I got a younger Girl and hot with FS! But she's only there randomly.

This place really is a hit and miss. If I ever go again I know who to look for.

[WarpFactor69]

I tend to not discuss pricing, but on the off the lady you're speaking to was the lady I had today, everything seemed to be on the table, and full came in at under $200. No idea if these prices fluctuate based on things outside of our control (I'm a skinny, younger looking guy, but wouldn't assume my looks would score me any deals). I also think haggling with a person over self valuations of worth is an ugly look, but she seemed open to such (as usual, she let me state a price, and then brought it to an acceptable standard).

As I said before, she wasn't my type, so I went for just a half hour massage and then bailed. I likely should have just left when she first appeared (I still don't feel comfortable asking if anybody else is working). I got my money's worth breaking in the new experience (seeing the rooms, the service, etc). If it hadn't been my first visit, I'd have felt a bit robbed. If I ever walk in there again and get greeted by that same face, I'm going to have to face my fears, though. .

How do you guys handle this? I mean, those of you averse to being rude?

Personally I don't worry so much about looks it's about service. I am probably older then most who post here and admiitally I am fond of Asian women especially that broken English they always seem to have. So that alone gets me going. Still It seems like most who post here do want more then what is actually available albeit some have had good experiences with hot looking providers. Good For You! Nevertheless, I will walk out on bad service or better yet walk out and not tip. The latter seems to send a stronger message especially if there is haggling.

I'm not looking for or expecting a hot babe, but I would like to feel some level of attraction to her overall looks and personality. When I stop in a shop, I have a ready excuse ("I'm on my way to work, wanted to see who is available today" If I'm interested in the lady I tell her I will come back and I follow through on that promise. Otherwise, I grab a business card, say thank you, and leave. Concerning age, I've had good times with many AMP ladies between 25-50, happy to see more of them.

[Brandino74]

I can only confirm that Lily at Lotus in St Johns is not doing FS let alone BB.

Can anyone else confirm these claims?

[Brandino74]

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[Sancho1999]

How do you guys handle this? I mean, those of you averse to being rude?

Personally I don't worry so much about looks it's about service. I am probably older then most who post here and admiitally I am fond of Asian women especially that broken English they always seem to have. So that alone gets me going. Still It seems like most who post here do want more then what is actually available albeit some have had good experiences with hot looking providers. Good For You! Nevertheless, I will walk out on bad service or better yet walk out and not tip. The latter seems to send a stronger message especially if there is haggling.

[Trux1]

On 110th across from Home depot.

The place I went to is just Nature's.

[Dexxzy]

Halsey Recon.

Q, saw one working, 40's-plus side of average, full menu, declined not my type. Said there was a younger / better looking one available later.

H, saw the girl outside taking pics of the place. Looked 30's-average, decided to skip.

G, this place looks kinda sad, noped out.