EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[SmileySam]

It think it's usually done with the guy in a cock cage and then they insert a small metal rod up your cock. It sounds dangerous to me.

S&M folks do this. Inserting an object in the urethra to make the opening bigger. Or actually put a catheter in urethra. Can't imagine that would be fun if the girl accidentally tore your urethra. Ouch!

[ChgoGuySouth]

Another one with great tits, massive cleavage showing but nothing on the end. Ok massage.

[BlueRoom23]

I've been there a countless number of times. When they are fully operational, there is an "Open" sign, and lately is always reads "Closed. " Moreover, it's dark inside. BTW, it was not 100% by appointment only. They've been reluctant to take "walk ins", but they did.

They are operational and the OPEN side is out almost every single weekday during business hours.

Last week I saw a fit, 30 ish year old blond euro locking up the door and leaving. If I didn't work so close, I'd call and ask for her in a heartbeat!

[Chorizo1]

Has anyone seen Alla lapulyak? She posts on Massageanywhere.com says she does outcall but has incall in buffalo grove.

[Walker333]

A close friend of mine found a Polish, professional mt Viola in Skokie, near Old Orchard while looking for a treatment for his chronic lower back problem. Allegedly she is around 50, a larger, full figured, average looking woman working at an office building. His second visit ended up happy, and his lower back was happy as well. PM for more info.

[Satriani]

It think it's usually done with the guy in a cock cage and then they insert a small metal rod up your cock. It sounds dangerous to me.

I mentioned before that my urologist did some exploring up my urethra with numbing cream and I found it to be very unpleasant / painful.

For a urologist take on sounding check out this vid from Dr Rena Malik.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ1V29Ira4s

The real talk od sounding starts at 3:40.

She has many other informative vids concerning her profession that answers many everyday qquestions.

[ChitownGuy321]

I'd also like an idea of just what the hell is "uretheral sounding". Do you need a medical degree?

It think it's usually done with the guy in a cock cage and then they insert a small metal rod up your cock. It sounds dangerous to me.

[Existierende]

Just seconding what's been said. She's cute, smart, fun to talk to and I found everything to be top notch. I'm visiting Chicago again soon and might see her again.

I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions

[Truthfu11]

I went there last Sunday. I was never there before. It was an old blonde woman, huge breasts no action.

I will never go back.

That wasn't Monica.

[Devlin]

I too saw her a few years back and had some good visits.

There's nothing misleading in her ad. Her massage is good and the French Lesson was fantastic!

I would visit again.

[Wiley13]

I saw her about a decade ago. Very tough to get through her screening, but it was a private apt if I remember right and her self description was pretty accurate. Bbw but cleans up decent. I only went once, but I think massage was okay, but overpriced for the services offered.

Saw her a bunch of times a few years back. Good massage and BJ. Little chubby probably 45.

[CubsFan123]

I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions

I saw her about a decade ago. Very tough to get through her screening, but it was a private apt if I remember right and her self description was pretty accurate. Bbw but cleans up decent. I only went once, but I think massage was okay, but overpriced for the services offered.

[Bluelava22]

The only one worth checking out is Monica, who is according to mongers senior and young, a 50/50 shot. Don't need a whole recap of how to act during apt, being cool, moving the towel, etc. From pms its either with her you are in or out. I am out sadly, tried a few times and nothing, just self serve and some awkward convo. She's not worth the effort but at least isn't obese.

Other then that, nothing going there. Diana who was there a few months a long time ago, was a unicorn, bound to never happen again.

I went there last Sunday. I was never there before. It was an old blonde woman, huge breasts no action.

I will never go back.

[ZzTopSterZz]

The only one worth checking out is Monica, who is according to mongers senior and young, a 50/50 shot. Don't need a whole recap of how to act during apt, being cool, moving the towel, etc. From pms its either with her you are in or out. I am out sadly, tried a few times and nothing, just self serve and some awkward convo. She's not worth the effort but at least isn't obese.

Other then that, nothing going there. Diana who was there a few months a long time ago, was a unicorn, bound to never happen again.

Mailbox is full.

[PeteMusk]

I've been there a countless number of times. When they are fully operational, there is an "Open" sign, and lately is always reads "Closed. " Moreover, it's dark inside. BTW, it was not 100% by appointment only. They've been reluctant to take "walk ins", but they did.

The only one worth checking out is Monica, who is according to mongers senior and young, a 50/50 shot. Don't need a whole recap of how to act during apt, being cool, moving the towel, etc. From pms its either with her you are in or out. I am out sadly, tried a few times and nothing, just self serve and some awkward convo. She's not worth the effort but at least isn't obese.

Other then that, nothing going there. Diana who was there a few months a long time ago, was a unicorn, bound to never happen again.