Massage Parlor Reports

**Connaisseur** · 02-10-22 12:43

Originally Posted by RobbingHood [View Original Post]

Any tips at LF 109? Thinking of going after work tomorrow but don't know who to ask for and what to expect. Any help would be appreciated! Tried 106 next door and wasn't too impressed. Not even close to what they call "nuru" massage.

Text them and ask who is available that day; you want to see Carmila or Amanda (Carmila I think works just Fridays and Sundays). They are well-organized, and these girls are hot. They expect you to set the donation on the counter beforehand, depending on what you negotiate. Personally I am not a fan of Nuru, so I usually request full-nude HJ. Carmila takes her time teasing and GFing with you as she builds up tension.

Report your findings!

Conn.

**Grimmy23** · 02-10-22 12:06

Originally Posted by Ocdtnb [View Original Post]

YES! I found this place about a year ago and the website, youtube channel, IG content. It all doesn't make any sense. I live near there and drive by all the time. I lurked it one time and saw 4 of the ladies pile out of a car in matching dresses with Starbucks drinks and go inside, like they were finishing a lunch break. Honestly, I'm stumped! I was so curious at one point that I just walked in and chatted up the girls for a minute or 2 like "so. Is this real?" They were super friendly and the one asian girl who does most of the talking was trying to get me to book right then. There was a cutie who must have been 19 who opened the door for me and escorted me down the hall to the front desk. I would absolutely love to fuck her. Without a doubt. But it just seems too good to be true. Do they really let you pay them to fuck and then leave? Or do they take your money and turn you into Soilent Green in a back room? I honestly don't know! I want it to be real. But I'm just not sure. Has anyone else been here?

Think about it. This place has younger, hotter girls than pretty much any MP out there. If guys were really banging these girls for $200 there would be lines out the door and reviews all over this place. I don't know what exactly their game is. It definitely is not a "franchise. " I own a franchise so I know that game quite well. Just for kicks I contacted them and asked for their FDD (Franchise Disclosure Document). It is something that all franchise businesses are legally obligated to provide. It's a government regulated document that has to be in a certain format that discloses pretty much everything you would need to know about buying in to the business. They didn't even know what a FDD was. Look at their Yelp and Google reviews. They're almost all 5 stars with half of them written by women, and most with Vietnamese names. There's an occasional "John Smith" type name posting a review, but with your typical Asian grammatical error syntax. They're obviously using bots to post reviews and doing it so poorly it's humorous. No female Asian client would pay $200 for 30 minutes to get a legit massage from a hot young Asian girl. They have plenty of their own Asian spas that give full body massages for $30. I can tell you with certainty that there's nobody at this address with a California massage certificate, which means the girls almost 100% are not trained in massage. Their business model doesn't even work. They advertise that their VIP members can get massages from as many girls at a time that they want. So imagine a "VIP" books a massage and wants all 4 girls working. The spa basically has to dedicate all of its resources to one dude for an hour and not book any other clients for no extra fee? It doesn't work and would be logistically impossible. So I don't know what exactly it is that they're doing. Maybe serving as a front to get people to buy MPs of not quite the same business model? If you know much about the AMP business, the unfortunate fact is the majority of it is a criminal enterprise with a kingpin located somewhere in Asia. The "owners" of the spas are just pawns, so when they get busted and thrown in jail the kingpin just recruits new owners and opens other shops elsewhere. I suspect this is what's going on here, except they've figured out a clever way to get the pawns to actually pay money to be pawns. Just a guess. That would make these shops huge loss leaders. They aren't making any money by running these two locations, but they more than make up for it with the other MPs they get people to open.

**Ocbarbarian** · 02-10-22 10:15

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

LOL! Where are these night clubs? Got some club names? I'd like to try some pickup lines on some GILFs.

I want to know too, please tell.

**Ocdtnb** · 02-09-22 22:08

Originally Posted by Jpkhckwrth [View Original Post]

What in the holy hell is going on with this?

https://massagebyangels.com/

There's an attached youtube channel with like 100+ videos all promoting the whole thing, including like a dozen "client" interviews about how great the place is. The website looks like they spent $1000's on it. It even advertises a "talk show" that runs on some local cable access channel.

The price is $200 for 30 min, listed in big bright colors on the website. It'll let you book a $1000 VIP 100 session if you want. There are two locations, one in Stanton and one in FV.

Is this a scam at literally every level, from the customers to the workers to anyone who puts money into this "franchise?" I don't understand how this can even operate with a massive sign asking for hundreds of dollars at a time. This is so blatant it genuinely confuses me.

YES! I found this place about a year ago and the website, youtube channel, IG content. It all doesn't make any sense. I live near there and drive by all the time. I lurked it one time and saw 4 of the ladies pile out of a car in matching dresses with Starbucks drinks and go inside, like they were finishing a lunch break. Honestly, I'm stumped! I was so curious at one point that I just walked in and chatted up the girls for a minute or 2 like "so. Is this real?" They were super friendly and the one asian girl who does most of the talking was trying to get me to book right then. There was a cutie who must have been 19 who opened the door for me and escorted me down the hall to the front desk. I would absolutely love to fuck her. Without a doubt. But it just seems too good to be true. Do they really let you pay them to fuck and then leave? Or do they take your money and turn you into Soilent Green in a back room? I honestly don't know! I want it to be real. But I'm just not sure. Has anyone else been here?

**Ocdtnb** · 02-09-22 21:54

Originally Posted by TheBagel [View Original Post]

I went to Detox Spot in hopes of getting Cynthia based off prior reviews of her, but unfortunately she wasn't working that day.

So in walks in Cici, pretty Latina girl with big fake tits and ass. Started off with a back massage for like a minute then asked "you want everything? I say yes and we quickly got down to business.

Now I like Latina girls with big tits and ass, but this was a bit much for me because it didn't even feel good to grab, just felt hard and plastic.

40 house fee and 140 for the FS, so 180 total. Thinking I could've tried to negotiate 120 but whatever.

Still would like to go back and try Cynthia sometime. Any other monger experiences there with the other girls? Are they all like that?

Just pulled CiCi the other night. It was my first stop at Detox. Not sure I'll go back, but the location is quite convenient for me. I negotiated CiCi to $. 20 for FS and what I got was a total rush job, complaining when I wanted to switch positions and not letting me really touch anything at all. Wasn't enjoying it, so I made her suck me to finish. A cute, shorter girl poked her head in by mistake before I left. Might go back and try my luck again, but not with CiCi. I was probably in and out of there in 18 min!

**Westttwon** · 02-09-22 21:22

Originally Posted by Ekali [View Original Post]

So this past Sunday I got the urge to go mongering, specifically for a Latina MP. Only experience with a LMP was Cozy Acupuncture, and while the service was ok and cheap, the provider wasn't really my type. Since I've seen a few posts on here talking about how Anaheim has a lot of talent, I decided to head there. I also use RM to supplement my research, although just the free version where you can't see any review details.

I headed out to Holistic Massage Spa, since there were pretty good reviews on this thread and the most recent RM review was posted 3 weeks ago, so I figured it was a go. When I get there the door is locked. I look inside the window and the place looks empty.

For Cozy Acu ask to see the line up, the mamasan will do so. Usually might have to wait a bit but the girls will come in one by one.

For Brookhurst Acu you need to call / text them to let them know you are there. The girls are inside, but they lock the doors and will only open once you let them know you are there. Text / call before going and you're cool bro.

Try Rainbow Detox right down the street from both. King's Acu is pretty cool too.

**JerryX** · 02-09-22 20:48

Love these ones in Costa mesa.

Elegant Massage younger and hot ones working here. Make sure you call first they are always busy and fresh talent daily.

Magic spa / older ones but know what they do as a pro for sure.

Eden spa / cute older ones in their late 40's w big tots. Sure can ring a bell.

Worst AMP ones.

Total relax spa is more like total rip off. Gave a girl $60 for hand j and ended up with a twisted arm.

Tranquil Thai / the old Jojo has a nice figure but crappy attitude.

**BigBoDonk** · 02-09-22 20:16

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Lights aren't on in this AMP heaven but they are all open honey spa rose massage and sunny spa.

Don't go to white swan rude girls and took $60 from wallet wo asking.

Which one has nana with big ol titties?

**Porkys1980** · 02-09-22 19:21

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Newbies don't just get handed the keys to the buffet. You must earn intel by first sharing intel. And good stuff, not just reruns from Bamboo. You're here, you must have monger info of your own. Let's hear some!

Lights aren't on in this AMP heaven but they are all open honey spa rose massage and sunny spa.

Don't go to white swan rude girls and took $60 from wallet wo asking.

**TobeYoung** · 02-09-22 17:33

Used to be the spot with hot latinas, but talent has gone way downhill the last year. Covid messed it all up. Glad you got a pop. I use to get 2 pops every time.

Originally Posted by Ekali [View Original Post]

So this past Sunday I got the urge to go mongering, specifically for a Latina MP. Only experience with a LMP was Cozy Acupuncture, and while the service was ok and cheap, the provider wasn't really my type. Since I've seen a few posts on here talking about how Anaheim has a lot of talent, I decided to head there. I also use RM to supplement my research, although just the free version where you can't see any review details.

I headed out to Holistic Massage Spa, since there were pretty good reviews on this thread and the most recent RM review was posted 3 weeks ago, so I figured it was a go. When I get there the door is locked. I look inside the window and the place looks empty. RM said opened daily so I guess they are closed permanently. OK I'll go somewhere else. I head over to Brookhurst Acupuncture since there's a RM review posted 5 days ago and open daily, they have to be in business still right? Nope door is locked too, place looks completely empty from the tinted windows to Alright, third time's a charm so I go over to the place titled "Hot Latina Massage" on RM (have also seen it referred to as Passion Massage) located on 1807 Katella. The little courtyard in that place gave me ominous vibes for some reason. Door was locked and no one answered the door when I rang the bell. What the hell does RM have the wrong business hours and are all MPs closed Sundays usually? All the providers at church?

Disgruntled and blue balled, I give up and decide to head home. On the way back, I notice Star's Therapy on Glassell in Orange. I was always curious about this place so I made a stop. I was greeted by a young Mexican papasan. $50 for 30 min. The provider I got was Mia, light skin kinda thick Mexican with fake boobs and butt. Friendly and made small talk, English was ok. Massage was basically non existent LOL. She put some type of hot pad / heat compress (thing on my back, lightly massaged my upper back, and massaged my head for like a couple minutes. After that, she asks what I want, so I tell her FS. Didn't request a specific amount but I donated $120. She grinded on me with her panties on, then gave a CBJ. For the CFS we started in doggy, finished in missionary. Said she works Sundays. Would probably come back for Latina FS, but I could get a decent massage with FS at my ATF or other AMPs. Curious about the other talent here though.

Probably not going to go to Anaheim in the near future at least since I struck out so bad on my first three choices LOL. Was considering King's Acupuncture as a fourth option initially. Might check it out in the future but I'm mostly going to stick to Orange, SA, or CM.

**Slammer6008** · 02-09-22 17:12

I see you have a violation. Speaking of violations going to have an ice cream sandwich right now. Oooooo yaaaaaa.

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-09-22 16:22

Originally Posted by Ekali [View Original Post]

Assuming he is talking about 440 Fair Dr. In Costa Mesa. It's like a open courtyard with a lot of AMPs there.

Is 440 Fair still alive? I was there in December and it was completely dark. I scoped it out from the parking lot and didn't get out of my car. The place appeared to be 100% dead during the 15 minutes that I observed. I saw no one going in or out. What's the latest confirmed status? It was my understanding that all the businesses were either gone or in the process of being shut down. Such a pity. This used to be the promised land.

**Porkys1980** · 02-09-22 16:03

Ask for Mary or Vicki, Mary only works Mon to Sat, 11 til 5 pm, make an appointment for sure. Older, but in the dark, it really didn't matter how she looked. LOL No FS but great handies here.

She has perfect body and perky tits. She lets your suck on her boobies while playfully giving a good 20 minute massage then the real fun begins. If you tip her $60 she lets you play with her flower down there. Just don't insert LOL. So she recommended Vicki, kinda of thicker Chinese girl, pretty face. Try to make an appointment, they are busy with walk ins. Not bad $40 for 30 minutes or $60 for the hour plus tipping them Mary doesn't ask for anything up front, neither does Vicky. Only other place I can think of near here is a spot off of lake forest and the 5 freeway, but I forgot the name.

**UncleLumpyLap** · 02-09-22 13:38

Visited the new FC in SA.

I believe the provider was Lulu.

Exactly what you wold expect.

I Started with BBFIV to test the waters. She wore a short dress with everything accessible.

She responded with BBT (Broke back tease) then the flip.

More teasing with some BBHJ and BBDFK with tits hanging out and some dirty talk. She was like the Asian version of the mom from the golden girls, it was sexy.

It seems like all was available.

Got the full service tune up for $.

**CalTheImpaler** · 02-09-22 12:57

Originally Posted by Porkys1980 [View Original Post]

Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.

Ok, I will come clean. What nobody will tell you, but I will. Is that F&C is short for Fungus and Crabs. Now you know the secret to dial into your decoder ring. The place is Chinese granny central. It gets way too much face time here on the board (yes, I am guilty too). What amazes me is that with all the posts here, the few times that I have visited Fungus and Crabs there has been either no traffic or just one other monger. These were all during what I would consider prime time. Maybe the GILFs have more leisure time than I expected. Lastly, if you truly want to get your F&C scout patch you need to experience Lucy (bb not required), Coco and two other random providers.