Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBoDonk]

Guys, guys. There is only one reason to go to F&C. Lucy. Call ahead and make an appointment. Bareback anything you want and she LOVES it. Always smiling and cheerful, WANTS you to CIM, CIP whatever. Cleans you (and her) up meticulously. Zero reports of anyone getting an STD. She's happy with a 70-80 tip. Yes, I have a regular MT at another place but maybe once a month I get the BB itch and visit Lucy. She's not a 20 year old spinner but she sure delivers.

Eyyo seriosly, why would someone want to bang asian granny with fake tits? There are plenty of them in any night club in Westminster that will do it for free.

[Steven007]

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[Nice Guy 99]

The one time I went F&C I got her too. Ugh! I was able to hold out after the back rub and turn down multiple asks to give me a handy. Just couldn't do it. And that laugh of hers sounded like she smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Kudos to you for getting hard with all that going on! I never went back!.

Guys, guys. There is only one reason to go to F&C. Lucy. Call ahead and make an appointment. Bareback anything you want and she LOVES it. Always smiling and cheerful, WANTS you to CIM, CIP whatever. Cleans you (and her) up meticulously. Zero reports of anyone getting an STD. She's happy with a 70-80 tip. Yes, I have a regular MT at another place but maybe once a month I get the BB itch and visit Lucy. She's not a 20 year old spinner but she sure delivers.

[BigBoDonk]

Still 120 but 40 house fee. Some providers will do more for like an extra tip.

They charged me 160 last time. Sunday night girl with nice boobs and butt. Tattoo on butt.

[HandyLover]

Against my better judgement, I ventured over to F&C after work. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me, but there I was and as luck may have it, I got Coco. I think I get a better massage when my dog walks on top of me than what I got from Coco. On the flip she asked for $ for a HJ. I said I would pass. Eventually we got down to. 4 and it was game on. She jackhammered so hard that I thought she was going to rip my ballsack off. All the while she was making some heavy breathing Darth Vader sounds. I didn't know WTF was going on. I just want it to be over with my scrotum still attached. Blessed be the monger that I survived this horrific encounter the Darth Coco. I shall endeavor not to return to the forsaken realm known as F&C.Actually I will probably be back to hit one of the other hags. I just can't help myself.

The one time I went F&C I got her too. Ugh! I was able to hold out after the back rub and turn down multiple asks to give me a handy. Just couldn't do it. And that laugh of hers sounded like she smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Kudos to you for getting hard with all that going on! I never went back!.

[Nice Guy 99]

Wow. 211X Harbor on CM. Park in back. Call ahead for Jenny. Tall and beautiful Thai-Chinese mix. Body to die for. I'm usually too wordy in my reviews. I'll just say. Wow. Run, don't walk. F'ing hot! She's the stuff legends are made of.

70 to the house for an hour? Please be a little more wordy. .

[Westttwon]

What's the damage at detox nowadays? Used to be $120 no house fee for 30 min FS.

Still 120 but 40 house fee. Some providers will do more for like an extra tip.

[Westttwon]

Thanks! Appreciate the DD on Classy as I drive by that place a lot and was always curious. Any provider recommendations? Assuming that 40 is for HH and 60 H?

All of them are really good actually. I have had everyone in there I think about like 2-3 times. Some even let you FIV. Depends on the therapist and if they like you.

[SlickJJ]

Was intrigued by this number and I ended up at a place that has re opened by appointment, Sweet Massage in Beach and Cerritos. The girl was "Nana", a twenty something little thing with a very pretty face hot body but a unfortunate stomach tatoo very gorgoues and passionate girl.

Lots Of breast play, nipple sucking, CBJ cfs very enjoyable girl.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../20672756.html

What was the damage?

[HeadorTail]

Wow. 211X Harbor on CM. Park in back. Call ahead for Jenny. Tall and beautiful Thai-Chinese mix. Body to die for. I'm usually too wordy in my reviews. I'll just say. Wow. Run, don't walk. F'ing hot! She's the stuff legends are made of.

[Slammer6008]

I will only give information on the girls with people I'm familiar with it. If your looking for something cheap everyone knows we're to go right? F&C. You won't find Apple at Happy or F&C. She's at a different location if you have her number then you already know. She has some new friends once they go through my training session they will be ready for your enjoyment. Peace out!! Always remember to tip your server!! Go Rams!! Angels 2022 Spring Training!! Doyers suck it!!

[CalTheImpaler]

Against my better judgement, I ventured over to F&C after work. I don't know what the hell was wrong with me, but there I was and as luck may have it, I got Coco. I think I get a better massage when my dog walks on top of me than what I got from Coco. On the flip she asked for $ for a HJ. I said I would pass. Eventually we got down to. 4 and it was game on. She jackhammered so hard that I thought she was going to rip my ballsack off. All the while she was making some heavy breathing Darth Vader sounds. I didn't know WTF was going on. I just want it to be over with my scrotum still attached. Blessed be the monger that I survived this horrific encounter the Darth Coco. I shall endeavor not to return to the forsaken realm known as F&C.Actually I will probably be back to hit one of the other hags. I just can't help myself.

[Grimmy23]

One more thing I forgot to add is that Zelda has admittedly short fingers, so if she can't reach your button, she'll want to use one of her toys on you. To me, it's not the same as a finger, and not my favorite effect. Still a good experience though, mind bending.

Yeah, when Zelda broke that dildo out my first thought was oh hell no, you're not shoving that thing up my ass. She got me nice and relaxed though, and when she got it in there it was actually enjoyable. When you see Zelda you just have to get yourself into that Zen and understand that you're in for something very different, and you're probably going to experience an orgasm like nine you've ever had before. I actually came twice with her, which I never do. The first one was dry. I came really hard and was out of breath. She said "that was hot but I didn't get any of the good stuff. Let's keep going. " I was like oh fuck. LOL. She kept working (I don't even want to know what noises came out of me) and about 5 minutes later I erupted all over her hands. I didn't even know I was capable of shooting that much cum out at once. When I went home and took a nap because I needed one.

[Grimmy23]

I realize I'm just another Joe asking for input. I get it if you don't feel like helping out. However, If you are up for sharing your advice please respond or PM me.

I'll be in town for the weekend, unrelated to the Super Bowl. However, my experience is that many people use the SB to crack down on paid fun, and primarily sex trafficking of minors (more power to them). Given I'd like to stay as far away from that as possible, I'm thinking I'll go the AMP route with an established record and good recommendations. This forum is full of good info, and I have some leads. And even some help from a local re: F&C. But, there are almost too many choices and opinions on the forum for an out -of-towner with limited time! I'm used to two options where I'm at.

I'm looking for recs of something close to the Hyatt (on Chapman south of Disney). My window of opportunity will be limited to Thursday, Friday and Saturday morning, and I'll be trying to hit two places. I'll likely be Ubering. Ideal scenario is Nuru, but otherwise a younger (20-30's) slim CFS option would be great. Any feedback (high and low priced) is greatly appreciated. Right now, based on my research I'm leaning towards Palms or Newport Nuru (because Zelda is booked!

Honestly I'm pretty much done with the AMP game. Why? Because over 30+ years in the hobby, they're all the same freaking thing, no matter what city or state you're in. It's almost always a half assed massage, flip, negotiate tip, then whatever finish you negotiated, all from a 30-something to 40-something ok looking Asian girl. There are of course rare exceptions where you get a young hottie, but for the most part, AMP experiences for me are pretty much meh, been there done that too many times. That's just me though.

It's hard to go wrong at Palms in terms of a lot of body on body contact with a young hottie. I've never been to Palms. I've been to Havana which is their sister location- but a few of the girls work both places. I've never been disappointed there. Always hot girls. Some are better with technique with others, but you always get a fully naked body sliding on yours. It's HJ only though and the girls stick to that strictly. Some will do prostate for a little extra. Not "Zelda" prostate or anything close, but a little finger up the back door action while working on the finish.

CFS you can get at any AMP. Some people here will chime in with their favorites, but it's hit or miss (with more miss than hit).

[Heartless Jay]

Zelda the walnut saver, near Anaheim stadium. She's not a hottie, and there's nothing more on the menu, but she gives a true prostate milking. Most of the AMP girls think a prostate massage is sticking a finger in your butt. Zelda will draw noises out of you you didn't know you could make.

One more thing I forgot to add is that Zelda has admittedly short fingers, so if she can't reach your button, she'll want to use one of her toys on you. To me, it's not the same as a finger, and not my favorite effect. Still a good experience though, mind bending.