Humaniplex

**JungleFun** · 02-10-22 19:28

Originally Posted by PewpHead [View Original Post]

I hate having to give bad reviews, especially to women I saw previously who were much better previously. I saw hot-Krystyn in Feb 2021 when she was new. She was pretty good. Not anymore.

No makeup. Bad breath. Terrible BJ. Told me to cum 10 sec after penetrating her. Insisted we stay super quiet because she has "roommates". Insisted I thrust slowly because normal sex would make too much noise. After a few minutes into an hr, tried to get me to stop sex in order to do a BJ. Closed eyes and turned head. She used to be into rough sex, but now is a dead fish who won't let you do anything. Her $2 bus stop crackhead "roommate" who has a "boyfriend" knocks and asks if she's done and if she can come in. WTF. When I pulled out to cum, she leapt away like I just dropped a snake on her pussy.

I honestly feel gross. The only positive is that her fake tits look good and she has small areolas with eraser nips. Qq100, hh150, hr200.

She was almost like that with me when I saw her last year, one and done. I guess the money dried up so she's back with gps now. She's good for those older mongers who can come quick and like it soft I guess. There's a market for everyone.

**TheZorak** · 02-10-22 01:05

Originally Posted by LongInTheGame [View Original Post]

The hair is a wig. She is not new to HX. I know she had two different names on HX previously. I would ask her who she was when you PM her.

Yeesh, thanks for the heads-up. If I did she'd probably block me LOL. Still kinda curious to hit it.

**LongInTheGame** · 02-09-22 14:18

Originally Posted by TheZorak [View Original Post]

There's a new girl from a couple weeks ago named LanaLoveLane. Any brave soldiers tried and have feedback to give? I would TOFTT except she has quite a lot of negative ratings and I don't have sampling money.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanaLoveLane

The hair is a wig. She is not new to HX. I know she had two different names on HX previously. I would ask her who she was when you PM her.

**Jedi69** · 02-09-22 09:54

Originally Posted by IslandFan [View Original Post]

She was only doing hr appts and was asking too much (for me) on possibly YMMV disappointing service. Her new pics she posted still looked good.

Truly one of the hottest bodies on Hx. Maybe gained a couple of pounds, but went to her ass. Abs, arms, tits, and legs are all still tight AF.

You are right though about the exceedingly YMMV service. I know the secret to maximizing kaikai's sesh. I use every square inch of that perfect pale body for my depravity and pleasure.

**FunOrFunner** · 02-09-22 08:18

Originally Posted by KoolKeith323 [View Original Post]

Are you serious? Looks nothing like her pics? Wow!

Yes very very very disappointed.

**PewpHead** · 02-09-22 08:14

I hate having to give bad reviews, especially to women I saw previously who were much better previously. I saw hot-Krystyn in Feb 2021 when she was new. She was pretty good. Not anymore.

No makeup. Bad breath. Terrible BJ. Told me to cum 10 sec after penetrating her. Insisted we stay super quiet because she has "roommates". Insisted I thrust slowly because normal sex would make too much noise. After a few minutes into an hr, tried to get me to stop sex in order to do a BJ. Closed eyes and turned head. She used to be into rough sex, but now is a dead fish who won't let you do anything. Her $2 bus stop crackhead "roommate" who has a "boyfriend" knocks and asks if she's done and if she can come in. WTF. When I pulled out to cum, she leapt away like I just dropped a snake on her pussy.

I honestly feel gross. The only positive is that her fake tits look good and she has small areolas with eraser nips. Qq100, hh150, hr200.

**TheZorak** · 02-09-22 01:02

There's a new girl from a couple weeks ago named LanaLoveLane. Any brave soldiers tried and have feedback to give? I would TOFTT except she has quite a lot of negative ratings and I don't have sampling money.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanaLoveLane

**IslandFan** · 02-08-22 23:58

She was only doing hr appts and was asking too much (for me) on possibly YMMV disappointing service. Her new pics she posted still looked good.

Originally Posted by PokeHerDeep [View Original Post]

You met her recently?. Does she gain some weigh?.

**PokeHerDeep** · 02-08-22 17:00

Originally Posted by IslandFan [View Original Post]

You are right. I think to do well with Kaikai you need to peak her intellectual interest and get into her head. Being young and handsome helped too as I recall comments from successful GFE sexcapades came from the younger guys. BTW, are you sure that is your pics? You don't seem to be wearing your trademark shirt. .

You met her recently?. Does she gain some weigh?.

**OcWaveRider** · 02-07-22 22:09

Originally Posted by GimmeMoreHead [View Original Post]

No Greek but bbfscip every time I've seen her. Her tits are incredible, great BBBJ and surprisingly tight pussy. She's loves to drink. Whether she's 50 or 60 idc the body looks good. Amazing natural tittys. Perky.

I was bbfscip every time as well until I caught something. Treatable but I wouldn't do it again with her. She's letting everyone in there I guess. Stay safe.

**GuysTT2** · 02-07-22 12:53

Originally Posted by BigM1 [View Original Post]

Any intelligence on this HX provider?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BrittanySpears

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...plex&p=5684510#post5684510.

**BigM1** · 02-06-22 21:32

Any intelligence on this HX provider?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BrittanySpears

**GuysTT2** · 02-05-22 15:17

Originally Posted by EuphoriaSeeker [View Original Post]

I think he meant ShyGoneWild vibes. I see that too actually.

What's the BB upcharge with her?

She is way cool. Its a simple equation, just don't be a dick and she's groovy. YMMV on her upcharge but I would go with with 1/2 of a $ on a half hour.

**EuphoriaSeeker** · 02-05-22 11:58

Originally Posted by GuysTT2 [View Original Post]

She's far from shy. WAYYYYY cool chick. Bigger than in the pics but chill. She has a Pit so FTI but its super friendly. I don't have an issue with a dog as long as they are yip yapping away. Then I want to eat it. True to her menu. Treat her well and she will treat you well. Never be a pee pee head and all goes well.

I think he meant ShyGoneWild vibes. I see that too actually.

What's the BB upcharge with her?