Massage Parlor Reports

**RamblinJavlin** · 02-07-22 21:23

Hello Sirs.

I wasn't sure if I should post this question here or on the "Escorts" page. Can someone make a recommendation for me? I'm looking for someone who is the absolute, hands down, best woman to go see that has a milking table, and who knows how to use it to the fullest.

I've never been on one before, so I want to experience it. Do they really get under there and suck out the poison? LOL.

**Strecther1** · 02-07-22 18:08

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

In Hillsboro, think the name is Kai Yuan, red brick building. Disappointing experience, only there 15 min before I decided to walk out.

Yu Yu left for 5 months last week. For me she was great experience. New girl not so much.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-07-22 17:57

In Hillsboro, think the name is Kai Yuan, red brick building. Disappointing experience, only there 15 min before I decided to walk out.

**Bhanson475** · 02-07-22 12:20

Original Broadway by Moda.

I believe I met a Jenny good looking and nice body. Got there she was wearing yoga pants came in for the massage and was wearing some loose shorts. Good sign massage was decent and standard ending. I won't repeat not much to keep you excited. False advertisement of table shower.

Place in ST Johns. Meet Lilly basically the same service as you get at Beautiful in SE Nice lady good looking I would repeat.

I am annoyed by the increased House Fee.

**Smith1968** · 02-07-22 12:18

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

No, and no specifics were listed but it was a very pleasant morning. It is not advisable to read in your own interests with these notes.

Sorry about that and my wallet thanks you for clarifying! "Around the World" used to mean a rimjob.

**AverageJoseph** · 02-07-22 07:53

Originally Posted by NoFearToTry [View Original Post]

30 something, NOT.

Maybe, I usually leave them in the car so I won't forget them. Always hard to guess the ages of Asian women even with my glasses.

**WarpFactor69** · 02-07-22 07:18

Division at 112.

Got Susan, an older but pleasant lady. I asked for medium hard, and she delivered. Excellent detailed massage with extra attention to hands, feet, head, some stretching, everything. After standard ending and clean up, I thought we were done, but there was complete massage on the front. One of the best massages I've had in the past six months. I imagine there's more extras available.

**NoFearToTry** · 02-07-22 03:15

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

So I had a nightmare today I dreamt I went to a place by mall 205. Was greeted by Sasha very attractive 30 something in a plaid mini. Thought that was a good sign. I should have turned right then and left but I thought I would give her a try. The upsell and haggling were beyond bad. She did each activity dor a price and each would last about five minutes eyes glued to the clock mechanically doing what she has to. Was so bad. I feel used.

30 something, NOT.

**EoCowbooy 1** · 02-07-22 02:22

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

Stopped in for a half hour. Was hoping to find the hot tattooed one I saw last time. No dice.

This time it was LuLu (I think). She is shorter and thicker than the tattooed one. No oil, No massage, she just sort of pressed against me for a few minutes. Someone came in and she got them to a room. She had me flip. Went for a standard finish since I knew how this was going to go. No teasing, just tugging at softy until he cooperated. Hot towel real quick and out she went. I was waiting for her to comeback and finish. She opened the door and said all done.

We are 15 minutes in at this point. I got dressed. Gave her 40.00. She said it was 60.00. I told her to take the other twenty out of the house fee since she shorted me on time. She raised her voice, I laughed at her and told her her service was terrible. She told me to never come back.

I'll wait two months and see who the new girls are.

Well played.

**Benson008** · 02-07-22 01:55

Originally Posted by Smith1968 [View Original Post]

Hold up, are you serious? You got a rimjob at an AMP? I am going to go bankrupt trying to find it! How did that conversation go? Enlighten me, teach me, please!

No, and no specifics were listed but it was a very pleasant morning. It is not advisable to read in your own interests with these notes.

**AverageJoseph** · 02-06-22 20:21

So I had a nightmare today I dreamt I went to a place by mall 205. Was greeted by Sasha very attractive 30 something in a plaid mini. Thought that was a good sign. I should have turned right then and left but I thought I would give her a try. The upsell and haggling were beyond bad. She did each activity dor a price and each would last about five minutes eyes glued to the clock mechanically doing what she has to. Was so bad. I feel used.

**AnonPdx1** · 02-06-22 17:12

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

Agreed, this place can be good and bad. Girls change frequently. Lala was nice enough cute but greedy, she said they have other girl named Nancy, Lala said Nancy has big nipples, which I thought odd I didn't get to see her. Occasionally, someone decent will show up so I'll check back.

Has anyone else noticed a trend with the names being more ordinary like Nancy and Linda? Whats next Marge? Its a little easier to remember, I've met like ten different Coco's, Cicis, Nanas, and Lalas.

I met Nancy. "Bring more next time. " Settled at 1. 5, won't repeated. Total rush job.

**Smith1968** · 02-05-22 22:27

Originally Posted by Benson008 [View Original Post]

I took a field trip today and not saying where but maybe you can guess. The lady is about 45 and reasonably attractive with manmade enhancements to go with an attractive figure. I was pleased by the hello that led me to a room without any doubt of the final outcum. The massage is not repeatable but after my partner was fully engaged and having plenty of fun pleasing me as we spent most of the hour going around the world.

Hold up, are you serious? You got a rimjob at an AMP? I am going to go bankrupt trying to find it! How did that conversation go? Enlighten me, teach me, please!

**WarpFactor69** · 02-05-22 22:04

Originally Posted by UncleChu [View Original Post]

Stopped in for a half hour. Was hoping to find the hot tattooed one I saw last time. No dice.

This time it was LuLu (I think). She is shorter and thicker than the tattooed one. No oil, No massage, she just sort of pressed against me for a few minutes. Someone came in and she got them to a room. She had me flip. Went for a standard finish since I knew how this was going to go. No teasing, just tugging at softy until he cooperated. Hot towel real quick and out she went. I was waiting for her to comeback and finish. She opened the door and said all done.

We are 15 minutes in at this point. I got dressed. Gave her 40.00. She said it was 60.00. I told her to take the other twenty out of the house fee since she shorted me on time. She raised her voice, I laughed at her and told her her service was terrible. She told me to never come back.

I'll wait two months and see who the new girls are.

They should tell her to never come back. That is terrible service. She has no business demanding any tip amount.

**UncleChu** · 02-05-22 21:21

Stopped in for a half hour. Was hoping to find the hot tattooed one I saw last time. No dice.

This time it was LuLu (I think). She is shorter and thicker than the tattooed one. No oil, No massage, she just sort of pressed against me for a few minutes. Someone came in and she got them to a room. She had me flip. Went for a standard finish since I knew how this was going to go. No teasing, just tugging at softy until he cooperated. Hot towel real quick and out she went. I was waiting for her to comeback and finish. She opened the door and said all done.

We are 15 minutes in at this point. I got dressed. Gave her 40.00. She said it was 60.00. I told her to take the other twenty out of the house fee since she shorted me on time. She raised her voice, I laughed at her and told her her service was terrible. She told me to never come back.

I'll wait two months and see who the new girls are.