Massage Parlor Reports

[Heartless Jay]

Things up my butt do nothing for me. Especially considering how many times she does that per day.

I poke. I don't get poked.

Aw, come on Chris, loosen up a bit. Getting your prostate tickled isn't the same as getting plowed with a strap on. The most powerful orgasms I've experienced in 42 years of mongering have been from the skinny little middle finger of an AMP. I do get your point about the girl having some other dude's fudge under her fingernails though. The pros use a glove.

[Heartless Jay]

Where is this mythical place?.

Newbies don't just get handed the keys to the buffet. You must earn intel by first sharing intel. And good stuff, not just reruns from Bamboo. You're here, you must have monger info of your own. Let's hear some!

[Bla Bla]

Where is this mythical place?.

Westminster.

[Okay5600]

Fish and chips.

Where is this mythical place?.

[ChrisPoontang]

I don't know about you guys but it gets me every time!

Things up my butt do nothing for me. Especially considering how many times she does that per day.

I poke. I don't get poked.

[CalTheImpaler]

It's been a busy week and I decided to give Lucky Foot a try. I handed mamma San my 40 and got Vivian or Vivi or WTF ever her name was. At Lucky Foot I seemed to be unlucky. My MT was a bull of a woman. Typical MT absent of any femininity except tits and possibly a pussy. She was nice and polite, but nothing about her was attractive. Anyways, she gave a very good massage. I would grade her with an A-. She also was good at toying with my junk, but it was difficult for me to get into it. At my age and level of experience, I am an expert at lowering expectations and lowering standards. In this case, I lowered my standards even below my self esteem. Which is not easy, but I did it. I still couldn't get into it. I have done some serious hogging in the past and she still wouldn't even make that list. Anyways, I was going to just wait for the end of the massage and then leave, but then she pulled a dirty trick and finger seduced me. That's right! The old finger up the asshole trick. I don't know about you guys but it gets me every time! We didn't even talk damaged. She just gave me the go no go and I acknowledged. "Houston all systems are a go!" She went to town. Five fingers working North and one finger spelunking South. I closed my eyes and thought about the most recent porn I watched. Awhile later. The eagle has landed! I gave her. 6 she seemed satisfied, but hoping for more. Jeez! Overall, the massage was good. The rest. Not so much.

[SaltyDog]

What is Lucy's clean up routine in between appointsments? Wipe down, bucket or something else?

You ever notice those plastic bottles in the restroom? I'll bet one of those are hers.

[Hornilius69]

Angel Spa by 55 has hot looking Asian girls.

[Heartless Jay]

No recent reports on the Bamboo A Girls, Andy and Ana. Are they slipping in popularity?? Who is replacing them?? Linda? Toto for more extras??

I've been seeing Anna every week for months now, and her service isn't slipping, it's getting better. For me she puts on a full GF experience, with all but the penetration. Nice cuddling, dry humping in all positions, soft little moans, and slowly increasingly more access to bare skin. For a HJ only, non nuru place, and for the price, it's about the best experience I've had in a very long time. She's the third Bamboo girl I tried, but when I got to her I stopped looking. Keep venturing out to other shops for some variety, but keep coming back to Anna.

[Koreahh]

Who else BBFS at the mighty dirty F&C?

Just Lucy.

[Bla Bla]

Newbie here, what's F&C stand for, I'm lost.

Fish and chips.

[DSlangnSlasher]

Who else BBFS at the mighty dirty F&C?

Newbie here, what's F&C stand for, I'm lost.

[Nice Guy 99]

This is an answer to "Is Apple charging as much as Lucy?

Pretty much.

BUT, don't forget, Lucy seems happy with 70 for BBBJCIMS and 80 for BBFSCIP. Lucy is a real bargain and a very nice woman.

Also Apple claims not to do BBFS.

[Koreahh]

Is Apple charging the same as Lucy?

Pretty much.

[TrevBear]

Who else BBFS at the mighty dirty F&C?