Escort Reports

[MustangMover]

I think this should be a sticky on the entire USG site and all newbies should have to read it before your they are allow to create an account.

Agree. Need them to understand, no love, bust a nut, have fun, be nice, and get the hell out. Most of these Vendors are crazy as hell. They could care less about you, your life, and your money. Be selfish about yourself, not them. They get theirs. Get yours and get out. Stay safe. And Party on Dudes.

[Mobile]

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??

Aren't I? Wait, have I been dining on a smorgasbord of random monger slooge? Has my sweet little angel told me falsehoods? Lied to me when I'm paying her for a service that she broadly advertises to provide? Could it be true! Tell me it's not true!

😂🤣😂🥲

As the not so great Owen Wilson said in Wedding Crashers: "Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula. ".

I think this should be a sticky on the entire USG site and all newbies should have to read it before your they are allow to create an account.

[DollarBill50]

STOP IT!

This is funny as hell. !

Standup somewhere in town?

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??

Aren't I? Wait, have I been dining on a smorgasbord of random monger slooge? Has my sweet little angel told me falsehoods? Lied to me when I'm paying her for a service that she broadly advertises to provide? Could it be true! Tell me it's not true!

😂🤣😂🥲

As the not so great Owen Wilson said in Wedding Crashers: "Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula. ".

[TwoShots]

I have to admit I often come here hoping to read some of TT prose. No only he writes the most crazy shit but the trail of chum he has left in the Carolinas working girls snatches goes around the earth twice!

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right?

[Scalan1234]

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??

Aren't I? Wait, have I been dining on a smorgasbord of random monger slooge? Has my sweet little angel told me falsehoods? Lied to me when I'm paying her for a service that she broadly advertises to provide? Could it be true! Tell me it's not true!

😂🤣😂🥲

As the not so great Owen Wilson said in Wedding Crashers: "Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula. ".

Nice writing. Something we forget time to time or choose to forget in this line of entertainment.

[Scalan1234]

I noticed she had the guts to post on Tryst with even more inflated prices. Now she thinks she's worth $7. 5 an hour. Check out my previous report. This one is worse than a dead fish.

https://tryst.link/escort/redhotemmi

I was blocked by her trying to see if she would consider a little less. I guess happened for best. The rates some or more of girls are asking are going too crazy for me.

[Pango1]

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??

Aren't I? Wait, have I been dining on a smorgasbord of random monger slooge? Has my sweet little angel told me falsehoods? Lied to me when I'm paying her for a service that she broadly advertises to provide? Could it be true! Tell me it's not true!

😂🤣😂🥲

As the not so great Owen Wilson said in Wedding Crashers: "Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula. ".

I'm seriously laughing out loud on this one. Between this and the other post to Funder, we may have reached a new level. Much respect to you, sir.

[TheMechanik365]

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right.

This shit is too funny. Instead of T-Pains, "I'm in love with a stripper", "I'm in love with a hooker."

[NC Transplant]

Fact is, if you are eating any woman's pussy you are sucking a little dick, even if it is just your own? There are very few damn virgins around and most won't stay that way for long. Hopefully, the better ones will wash it in between Johns.

Funder, given your penchant for chowing down on the boxes of the most popular working girls of the moment, the volume of my semen you have ingested likely exceeds even that of my all time favorite blow job queen. Please reconsider your choices.

[Macho Manny]

Ha Ha.

By the way, did you ever consider creative writing? Not joking.

You should try.

LOL Bobby great point because that is all it is. Interesting to say the least.

[BobbyYoung]

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??

Aren't I? Wait, have I been dining on a smorgasbord of random monger slooge? Has my sweet little angel told me falsehoods? Lied to me when I'm paying her for a service that she broadly advertises to provide? Could it be true! Tell me it's not true!

😂🤣😂🥲

As the not so great Owen Wilson said in Wedding Crashers: "Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula. ".

Ha Ha.

By the way, did you ever consider creative writing? Not joking.

You should try.

[Schandl2]

I saw bubble but last night. She was awesome. Very sweet girl. Has huge naturals. She also told me that she is getting out of the business. Her last day is Friday.

https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...e/983294375747

Also does anyone have any info on this one. Does she offer BBBJ?

https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...p/200595049872

[Schandl2]

I think this one is real. I messaged her yesterday. She is at a decent hotel in university. She asked for 160 for hh. I however am really turned off by breast implants and she has them so I canceled. However some of you might want to try. I found and included a link of a very convincing video to prove her identity.

https://charlotte.skipthegames.com/f...l/909810998141

Her video.

https://callescort.org/803-636-7426/videos

[Frank Dallas]

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??

Aren't I? Wait, have I been dining on a smorgasbord of random monger slooge? Has my sweet little angel told me falsehoods? Lied to me when I'm paying her for a service that she broadly advertises to provide? Could it be true! Tell me it's not true!

😂🤣😂🥲

As the not so great Owen Wilson said in Wedding Crashers: "Grow up Peter Pan. Count Chocula. ".

That post should be stickied all o er the internet.

[OCW110]

I know bro, truth hurts. You find that special someone you think is the bees knees. Presses all your buttons. Pretty little princess you found on STG who sees 8-10 guys a day but you know you're special. Unique. Feelings are real with this one.

Then some filthy little bastard tells you he texted her, asked about bareback, and she said yes for a healthy upcharge. He proceeds to saunter over and blow a week's worth of frustration into that sweet little box you love to munch on and it's all too much to take in.

It can't be! She'd never! Not my porcelain doll!

These multiple different dudes on a message board claim it happens. But she told me she'd never allow such foul behavior in her nether regions! Right! Right? 😢.

I mean, she does fornicate with dozens of strangers a week after exchanging a couple texts, that found her number from ads she has posted on multiple escort sites. Maybe a broken condom here or there, perhaps an occasional slip up. But I'm special, right??

Wow, that post received quite the reaction. Really thought I was flying under the radar but I guess not. I wasn't trying to white knight, just sharing my experience.