EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[ZzTopSterZz]

I've been there a countless number of times. When they are fully operational, there is an "Open" sign, and lately is always reads "Closed. " Moreover, it's dark inside. BTW, it was not 100% by appointment only. They've been reluctant to take "walk ins", but they did.

Latest rubmaps is Jan 18 so must be something. I'Ve been 20+ times over the years and always just called for appt. Sometimes there's be someone available and other times they'd need 40 minutes for someone to drive over from wherever. Can't speak to current staff so maybe it's time to check it out.

[Waking521]

No pictures and laughs at the idea of having reviews? I dunno about that.

I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions

[Walker333]

I haven't been there is quite some time but it has always been an appointment place, no walk-ins. Did you call?

I've been there a countless number of times. When they are fully operational, there is an "Open" sign, and lately is always reads "Closed. " Moreover, it's dark inside. BTW, it was not 100% by appointment only. They've been reluctant to take "walk ins", but they did.

[ZzTopSterZz]

No, they appear to be always closed.

I haven't been there is quite some time but it has always been an appointment place, no walk-ins. Did you call?

[Walker333]

What do you mean manage to get in? Are they always booked?

No, they appear to be always closed.

[Dr Manhattan]

Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?

I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions

[CornCobMaker]

Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.

What do you mean manage to get in? Are they always booked?

[FullyMooned]

Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.

Thanks for sharing.

[Walker333]

Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?

Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.

[FullyMooned]

Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?

[Jinurso]

Indeed. Check out the Vegas boards. They have a thread started for every need imaginable. Much be rough, haha!

I've noticed that there are a few European last names listed as massage practitioners if you search the generic yellow or white pages online. Probably a needle in a haystack search, but all it takes is one who pokes.

There's also a place listed called Mila Massage Therapy at (312) 714-9863. Locations both at 1290 Shermer and in Winnetka? Wonder if that just isn't ancient Tat's info staring back at me.

Vegas is probably my favorite place to monger anywhere in the country. Sure Seattle is BBFS capital and Canada has beautiful escorts and San Francisco is the AMP Mecca and LA is the high end spot and Florida has the street scene down, but Vegas has a little bit of everything. I've had a great time paying $800 an hour for model BBFS and a great time paying $200 for and all nighter skanky BBFS. And when you're not doing either you can pick up a horny waitress for free in a downtown restaurant. Best times ever.

[Chicago Rocks]

Anyone been to Maria's lately?

Know who's available and what level of service is being offered?

I haven't been since the beforetimes, drew a rather large woman. Crappy massage, but left happy.

Stay Safe,

CR.

[ZzTopSterZz]

What is the non owner V like?.

Victoria is 50'ish. Nice figure for her age. Thin build with b cups and just a few extra pounds. Better than mine for sure, haha. Weak soft massage. Reminds me of Basya from Tat's and Shermer basement a couple years ago — maybe same woman? I sense the menu is pretty open at least up to L2 but when I saw her the pricing was out of line.

[Dr Manhattan]

Spent some time in Florida this year, and all I can say is, it blows this part of the world away. Americans, euros, and fit, better prices, etc.

Indeed. Check out the Vegas boards. They have a thread started for every need imaginable. Much be rough, haha!

I've noticed that there are a few European last names listed as massage practitioners if you search the generic yellow or white pages online. Probably a needle in a haystack search, but all it takes is one who pokes.

There's also a place listed called Mila Massage Therapy at (312) 714-9863. Locations both at 1290 Shermer and in Winnetka? Wonder if that just isn't ancient Tat's info staring back at me.

[PeteMusk]

Funny story about the trainee. I think we all would enjoy that.

FYI there are two V's working at 7 H. Victoria and Veronica. I think Veronica is the boss. The place is a little pricey for what you get but not outrageous. Be ready to pay up front to avoid negotiations. An extra 20 or 30 here and there doesn't bother me but it adds up for them (ballpark an extra 20 times 5 mongers a day times 250 work days makes an extra 25 k per year for the lady).

What is the non owner V like? V owner I can only imagine how she was 20 years ago, but Chicagoland is stuck with old now. Really, the age of the mongers also increased accordingly with them, so it makes sense younger would go to faster, more interesting areas of the world like NYC.

Spent some time in Florida this year, and all I can say is, it blows this part of the world away. Americans, euros, and fit, better prices, etc.