Escort Reviews

[KcarrocDoc]

This Kitty?

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...k/918370675631

Yes sorry I guess the link didn't post.

[Big Mac Daddy]

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...t/660906451887

This girl is a skank. Stay away. I was warned and I didn't heed good advice. Take it from me and others who have posted reviews you are far better off avoiding avoiding for numerous reasons.

She's currently at the super 8 in Cromwell. 216.

For future research purposes.

BMD.

[DirkyDiggy]

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...t/660906451887

This girl is a skank. Stay away. I was warned and I didn't heed good advice. Take it from me and others who have posted reviews you are far better off avoiding avoiding for numerous reasons.

She's currently at the super 8 in Cromwell. 216.

[Big Mac Daddy]

Love my chocolate but what a complete waste of time she tells you she's giving you a deal when really its less money for terrible service she looks better in her pictures. She starts with cbj lackluster yanking on him so of course hes not going to stand up she goes "Ready?"and now this is after she promised bbbj and daty, none of that happened I tried to get myself up but because she was on her phone the whole time it didn't happen so a deal 1. 6 for hhr with no outcome. She left and it was like nothing to her that she didn't do the job. She is a waste of time. Much better service out there.

This Kitty?

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...k/918370675631

[KcarrocDoc]

Love my chocolate but what a complete waste of time she tells you she's giving you a deal when really its less money for terrible service she looks better in her pictures. She starts with cbj lackluster yanking on him so of course hes not going to stand up she goes "Ready?"and now this is after she promised bbbj and daty, none of that happened I tried to get myself up but because she was on her phone the whole time it didn't happen so a deal 1. 6 for hhr with no outcome. She left and it was like nothing to her that she didn't do the job. She is a waste of time. Much better service out there.

[GordonFreeman]

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...e/302667415118

I was curious about the squirting thing. She seemed to be recommended on the forum. I was in the area and her rates are reasonable. Her location seemed nice enough.

The gravely voice on the phone was a bit of a warning.

She friendly, but kind of an older mess of a woman. She disrobed (maybe I didn't need to see all of her). So I decided I only wanted a BBJ. She gave a great BBJ with a ton of attention to the boys, but her large body type and general deconditioning was not helping my mood. So he deep-throated, ate my ass (weird), sucked on my balls and gave some head that, with a hot woman, would have had me cum pretty fiercly. But I was getting head by a troll from under the bridge and even with my eyes closed I was having a hard time with it.

Okay-- if you've read any of my stories, you all know I've been through worse than her, but of late have not gone to the depths of horror that I was feeling. And then it happened, she starts begging me to fuck her. I am not kidding, BEGGING. She was reciting lines that could have been taken from a 1970's porn movie. With her raspy, cigarette-ruined tones, she was telling me she needed me to fuck her. No extra fee.

Now I feel bad, she sucking my head, fingering my ass, running her hand up and down my shaft and pausing the head game to beg. She then flips her body so that she is on her back, holding her ankles and begs me. Fine. I've done worse. I suit up and go in. I figure I'll keep my eyes closed, think about Kate Beckinsale and just cum. So I pound, blinded, like a jackhammer and then it happens; the waterworks begin. I didn't expect it. Dee moans and screams in a way that made me think of a bull being slaughtered in a ring in Madrid. My thighs and abs are soaked and I still don't cum.

I pull out. She is (no shit) grateful to me. I tell her I need to use the shower (and, I thought, possibly the toilet, to throw up in). Squirting, clearly, is NOT my fetish. GROSS!

I shower and then she shows me some things in her apartment. She asks me if I had a good time. I tell her I didn't cum and she says, "we can't have that!" and proceeds to blow me to conclusion.

I leave feeling that odd, ambivalent feeling of satisfaction paired with utter disdain for my previous actions. I fucked a cigarette-smoking cow with exceptional skills in customer service (who probably is at heart, a really nice person).

Ugh. My dick is not speaking to me tonight.

Squirters? No thank you.

This lady is also a real squirter. I have seen her before and can testify to that. She gives good service. I have been wanting to go back and try her nuru. Also has a gravelly voice. Talks real fast. Very short, almost took me off guard.

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...r/220649567104

[Big Mac Daddy]

Do we have a link or number for her?

Scroll down or search here or STG for Lacey aka Lacey Love.

[OffTheGrid860]

Do we have a link or number for her?

The providers name is Lacey. Her name was listed in the title of the post you responded to. She has plenty of reviews on here with links. Try searching for Lacey.

[Member #6108]

Hilarious! Great read.

I dated my first squirter for 4 years back in high school. She was a virgin when we met. The first time it happened, a surprise for both of us, she was sitting on my face and almost drowned me! I then understood how many girls prefer a warning when we're going to squirt. Once I got the hang of planning ahead and getting hotel rooms with two beds instead of one and extra towels, it was kind of fun, but I can understand it may not be for everyone.

FWIW, every genuine squirter I've dated has squirted a clear to whitish, odorless liquid. If it seems like pee, she probably isn't really squirting, she's pissing on you.

Great read an story. Never been with one but I do think it would freak me out big time.

Low to no appeal for me but loved the story.

I am now getting hounded 3 times a day to meet by the lady who nodded off on top of me.

Insane. How many times I've told her no meet but she is not wanting that to happen.

[Jeep2013]

I saw her back in September 2021, very hard to get a hold of. It was 200 for hh covered, but she was very attentive and gave a great BBBJ. She doesn't allow cim / swallow for new clients, but does allow it for later visits. Always operates out of the USA Motel on the pike unless you do an outcall which she will come to you. Tight little body and I couldn't tell if she had demons or not, but she is well used and feels a little loose down there. She just turned 22 recently if that matters to you.

She was about 30 minutes late to our appointment and that was because I was clearly the first client of the day. She works with whoever runs the place because I watched her pull in with her skimpy outfit, went up to the front desk, and got the room like it was no issue. She owns and drives her own car surprisingly, she even showed me her license with legal info and everything. Sweet girl, I tried repeating twice but got stood up twice. First time she claimed she had narcolepsy and claimed she forgot we had a date, then second time was an out call she offered because she was in the area I was staying at in the time but cancelled last second because she claimed she had to pick up her friend that got into a car accident; which she then sent me pictures to show she wasn't lying..

Do we have a link or number for her?

[Woody50]

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...e/302667415118

Squirters? No thank you.

Hilarious! Great read.

I dated my first squirter for 4 years back in high school. She was a virgin when we met. The first time it happened, a surprise for both of us, she was sitting on my face and almost drowned me! I then understood how many girls prefer a warning when we're going to squirt. Once I got the hang of planning ahead and getting hotel rooms with two beds instead of one and extra towels, it was kind of fun, but I can understand it may not be for everyone.

FWIW, every genuine squirter I've dated has squirted a clear to whitish, odorless liquid. If it seems like pee, she probably isn't really squirting, she's pissing on you.

[Thoren2002]

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...e/302667415118


Ugh. My dick is not speaking to me tonight.

Squirters? No thank you.

Thanks for taking one for the team man.

[Vicr1911]

Finally got this one to answer. Yes she's in ct. She's not scamming no one I thought she was. I dropped a duce in her bathroom then got down to it. I raw dogged it. BJ I give 8/10 she likes to fuck. I'm not 100% positive if she will go bare with anyone else but she did with me I've seen her over 5+ years ago. She got bigger is bigger than the pics show. Monster tits. Tough to get a hold of but she's a good provider. Jewelz or Angel. Is her name.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/o...a-p-i/43828969

[TherealBbcMonger]

https://hartford.skipthegames.com/fe...e/302667415118

I was curious about the squirting thing. She seemed to be recommended on the forum. I was in the area and her rates are reasonable. Her location seemed nice enough.

The gravely voice on the phone was a bit of a warning.

She friendly, but kind of an older mess of a woman. She disrobed (maybe I didn't need to see all of her). So I decided I only wanted a BBJ. She gave a great BBJ with a ton of attention to the boys, but her large body type and general deconditioning was not helping my mood. So he deep-throated, ate my ass (weird), sucked on my balls and gave some head that, with a hot woman, would have had me cum pretty fiercly. But I was getting head by a troll from under the bridge and even with my eyes closed I was having a hard time with it.

Okay-- if you've read any of my stories, you all know I've been through worse than her, but of late have not gone to the depths of horror that I was feeling. And then it happened, she starts begging me to fuck her. I am not kidding, BEGGING. She was reciting lines that could have been taken from a 1970's porn movie. With her raspy, cigarette-ruined tones, she was telling me she needed me to fuck her. No extra fee.

Now I feel bad, she sucking my head, fingering my ass, running her hand up and down my shaft and pausing the head game to beg. She then flips her body so that she is on her back, holding her ankles and begs me. Fine. I've done worse. I suit up and go in. I figure I'll keep my eyes closed, think about Kate Beckinsale and just cum. So I pound, blinded, like a jackhammer and then it happens; the waterworks begin. I didn't expect it. Dee moans and screams in a way that made me think of a bull being slaughtered in a ring in Madrid. My thighs and abs are soaked and I still don't cum.

I pull out. She is (no shit) grateful to me. I tell her I need to use the shower (and, I thought, possibly the toilet, to throw up in). Squirting, clearly, is NOT my fetish. GROSS!

I shower and then she shows me some things in her apartment. She asks me if I had a good time. I tell her I didn't cum and she says, "we can't have that!" and proceeds to blow me to conclusion.

This without question is the funniest and honest review I have ever read. Dee is definitely a heavy smoker and Yes she is very large. The details in your review where absolutely hilarious!

[BlueFox141]

LOL, that was one of the best reviews I've read in a while.

Stay safe,

PA.

Funny stuff! Just reading it, makes me want to take a shower!

Blue.