Massage Parlor Reports

[AverageJoseph]

Had mixed results at this place in the past. The girl I met is using the name lala. She was attractive, nice body, short dress. But the haggling was a boner killer. She tried to get me to tip 200, after back forth back forth back forth (I'm not kidding) settled on 150. Got FS and got to finish line, not going back for her.

Agreed, this place can be good and bad. Girls change frequently. Lala was nice enough cute but greedy, she said they have other girl named Nancy, Lala said Nancy has big nipples, which I thought odd I didn't get to see her. Occasionally, someone decent will show up so I'll check back.

Has anyone else noticed a trend with the names being more ordinary like Nancy and Linda? Whats next Marge? Its a little easier to remember, I've met like ten different Coco's, Cicis, Nanas, and Lalas.

[AverageJoseph]

Sunday around 2 decided to try the previously well documented place on 82nd S of foster. Was greeted at the door by a late 30's slim gal with okay facial features. Gave the standard house fee for hhr. After light back massage and a freely roaming hand agreed to 1. 6. Finished with her in missionary. After a cleanup and on the way out she introduced me to another late 30's gal. I think she said her name was Mimi or something similar. I told her maybe next time and went on my way. Overall, kinda like going through the drive through at Micky D's. You know what you are going to get and there are no real surprises. Which sometimes is what you want.

Been here several times Mimi is very sweet and she tries to make everyone happy. Unfortunately not possible. When I first went it was great! Then several posts here later and the horde descended on her and now not as great. Maybe like a sign up sheet so we don't all overlap would be good. She'll want 2. 6 but she'll take 2 including the 60 house. Full menu. Other girl Skyler is a little boring, cute but boring personality. Kind of a turn off for me. I think boss makes them take every guy that comes in knowing that if they leave they'll go elsewhere.

[OldShipCaptain]

They have a new girl there named Bella. Good massage. Young girl, not grandma. She provided good service. Go try it out.

[WarpFactor69]

The place on Barbur. Well, damn. Got Mia, super cute, super petite, 30 ish Chinese gal. Excellent detailed massage, one of the ten best I've had. After the flip, indicated I wanted the works, but she said my averaged sized alter ego was too big. Denied! Life isn't fair. Damn, she is cute, nice body too. Any of you guys that use condoms marked "snug fit", don't miss Mia.

[Pay to Play]

Sunday around 2 decided to try the previously well documented place on 82nd S of foster. Was greeted at the door by a late 30's slim gal with okay facial features. Gave the standard house fee for hhr. After light back massage and a freely roaming hand agreed to 1. 6. Finished with her in missionary. After a cleanup and on the way out she introduced me to another late 30's gal. I think she said her name was Mimi or something similar. I told her maybe next time and went on my way. Overall, kinda like going through the drive through at Micky D's. You know what you are going to get and there are no real surprises. Which sometimes is what you want.

[Craniack]

Dude, no. Always respect ladies. Always ask. They put their safety on the line for this hobby.

Do any of you ever try to vid your session? Or ever tried it? I have two phones so can easily set one up to record from a private viewing area. I have done it 2 times before with escort, massage girls but it was at a hotel I was staying at, so I had plenty of time to set it up and hide the cam. Harder to do when you visit an AMP and have limited time when they leave you to let you undress.

[AverageJoseph]

Place on 82nd. Across from Hong Phat store. Met a cutie named Nana. Younger 30 ish very cute with braces. 70 for hour 1.6 for complete package. Some haggling but not bad. Good massage. The good part for me was dining. Something great about a puffy kitty in my mouth. Sometimes 3 girls are here all decent younger. Have seen two of them elsewhere before. One on Powell by 63rd. She is okay extremely small downstairs and couldn't last long lots of tattoos. Nana is better for me.

Anyway, long time listener first time caller. Lots of info on the eastside if anyone is interested.

[Trozz1]

Do any of you ever try to vid your session? Or ever tried it? I have two phones so can easily set one up to record from a private viewing area. I have done it 2 times before with escort, massage girls but it was at a hotel I was staying at, so I had plenty of time to set it up and hide the cam. Harder to do when you visit an AMP and have limited time when they leave you to let you undress.

[DosedAgn]

Its pretty low key and under the radar never mentioned here at least not much. Had a nice massage there. Super nice girl. Relaxing time.

It was clean and larger than I remember. Seems like they expanded a little.

I've been to 6-8 spots in Vancouver. Hands down Red Sun was the best massage. Finish seemed limited to standard, very friendly and genuine masseuse. No haggling or discussion of tip. Full time received and an actual full day massage including hands, fingers, head, full arms, legs, feet, chest and stomach. I was impressed.

[WarpFactor69]

Has anyone had luck getting FS in Newberg or the surrounding cities in the past 6 months? Send me a message if you don't want to post.

[Amp Guide]

Its pretty low key and under the radar never mentioned here at least not much. Had a nice massage there. Super nice girl. Relaxing time.

It was clean and larger than I remember. Seems like they expanded a little.

[AsianChaser]

Last I saw her was pre enhanced and pre covid. When her and coco were still both there. No FS was allowed but BBBJCIM was offered in its place. Go figure. How is she these days?

Cali / Kelly was at a place in Vancouver a little White House sets up off the road last I seen her, shitty parking and still shitty massage but if she was comfy with you FS was an option, always lightly dressed as well. As previously said she will take all the cash she can get out of you, was another good reason to look elsewhere.

[WarpFactor69]

Had mixed results at this place in the past. The girl I met is using the name lala. She was attractive, nice body, short dress. But the haggling was a boner killer. She tried to get me to tip 200, after back forth back forth back forth (I'm not kidding) settled on 150. Got FS and got to finish line, not going back for her.

[Pdx503]

Last I saw her was pre enhanced and pre covid. When her and coco were still both there. No FS was allowed but BBBJCIM was offered in its place. Go figure. How is she these days?

Looks like the famous Cali / Kelly is back.

Not my cup of tea. If you are a fan you know where to go. Just bring a lot of patience and cash, because she is going to test your patience and empty your wallet. LOL.

Be safe of there.

[Byron414]

I should txt with my glasses on! LOL.

I meant to say I have family raising boys and they don't bother teaching decent basic hygiene. I guess in the Metaverse you won't need a shower.

I rarely monger in Portland area. I like places in greater Seattle area where level of service doesn't compare to Portland. Places with a mamasan is bonus because I know there will be no interruptions. You find the right spots and some of the girls are outright sex freaks.