Massage Parlor Reports

[Mattis1775]

60/40 for the hour and a HJ is pretty standard and has been forever. Personally I won't go over that. I know that some won't show their tits unless you give them extra. Maybe that's the new norm? I've been going to parlors for the better part of 3 decades and it was always tits out for the finish for the standard price.

I do the FS parlors some, but most won't do a BBBJ, which I prefer. I'm not paying $100 for a Saran Wrap or condom job.

If I want a good BBBJ, I'll go find a street ho and get that for $30. $20 if they need a bag or a rock asap. I know the street game isnt for everyone, but Ive been doing that since the early 80s and its easy. Just have to keep your wits about you.

I'm not a tits kind of guy. So, when I go to an AMP, I don't expect the tits to come out. But, if they lift up on their own, it's great. I notice that they are more comfortable and give you a better HJ and service if they DON'T lift their tops. You have to remember that the manager or other girls don't know what other girls are offering. And, they don't want to get caught with their nipples out if they open the door. That's just me. But, I know a lot of guys here want to see and feel skin during their handy.

[LustyB]

60/40 for the hour and a HJ is pretty standard and has been forever. Personally I won't go over that. I know that some won't show their tits unless you give them extra. Maybe that's the new norm? I've been going to parlors for the better part of 3 decades and it was always tits out for the finish for the standard price.

I do the FS parlors some, but most won't do a BBBJ, which I prefer. I'm not paying $100 for a Saran Wrap or condom job.

If I want a good BBBJ, I'll go find a street ho and get that for $30. $20 if they need a bag or a rock asap. I know the street game isn’t for everyone, but I’ve been doing that since the early 80’s and it’s easy. Just have to keep your wits about you.

[NewGuy666]

I freaking love this review. Brought a smile to my face. Loved it, loved reading it, especially when it's getting to the good part where you told the WG you were not paying for her bullshit service and the $20 is all she deserved, and rightfully so. Love it. If more of us did that, the hobby would certainly be better. It's about time we stop rewarding their shitty services. Great going.

I am ashamed of myself and quite jealous and envious of your actions when I should put more of it similar into practice. Unfortunately, I do get more bang for my buck. So I haven't had any quarells with my regulars on rotation. I get either FS or complete GFE on the cheap and repeated business, all for less then 100 respectively, so I am good.

Thank You, Yum Yum. I appreciate the reply. Obviously, some others don't agree. I have no problem haggling with provider and hashing out details of what I am going to get for my hard earned cash after the flip. If a young, smoke show is the provider, my wallet is going to fly open. We won't be bullied into paying high prices when they're not warranted. This is my hobby and not my date night with these providers. I gave my review of place so others know what to expect there, whether they like it or not.

[MMartin]

So I don't think there's anywhere that I go for a half hour massage and at minimum a HJ for less than $80 total. And I'd say that's the bare minimum. You should've thrown her at least the 10 when she asked. Personally in this economy, $100 total is fair. If anything over 70 is too rich for your blood, I would start checking out the streetwalker forums and skip the massage. Actions like this is going to cause these parlors to start demanding their tip when you flip, which will ruin the overall experience way more than not getting my shoes tied.

not to happy with getting gauged for 50 and little roaming. So, when I'm ready to leave, I hand her a 20. Her facial expression, even wearing a mask was priceless. She says it's 40. I say no, massage cost 50 and that's a 40% tip. She haggles and says, okay another 10 dollar. I said "if you let me play with your tits, you would have gotten another 20 dollar". She asks, "wasn't massage good". I said, no, not for 50. I said, "maybe next time I come back you let me play with your tits, and you should tie my shoes if you want better tip. You have to up your service". She is baffled now, and steps aside for me to leave. I laughing my ass off inside and hear her mutter something in Chinese when I reach the door. I don't think it was have a good day. Don't think I'll go back but happy with good massage and HJ for 70 damage.

[Katokay]

Shirley, you guys aren't serious blaming inflation for price increases. Did cost of lotion go up that much to effect cost of hand jobs? Did condom prices suddenly go crazy for whatever? They can go to Costco and buy in bulk. They were to learn how to run their (illegal) business without raising prices or there are mongers out there not afraid to hold the line. This is still the good old U S of A.

These women don't spend most of their money on condoms and vaseline. Living expenses, gas, rent, good are all way up. Inflation is 7%. I have no problem tipping $80 for a decent HJ. I make more and have no problems on compensating them for a job well done. Find another hobby if you're going to be cheap.

[Bishop8891]

Shirley, you guys aren't serious blaming inflation for price increases. Did cost of lotion go up that much to effect cost of hand jobs? Did condom prices suddenly go crazy for whatever? They can go to Costco and buy in bulk. They have to learn how to run their (illegal) business without raising prices or there are mongers out there not afraid to hold the line. This is still the good old U S of A.

Their businesses aren't illegal, only what you demand of them. They can charge whatever they want and there will always be a customer who supports them. Grow up and realize your paying for a service that you insist on getting. And don't call me Shirley.

[Sounds]

Shirley, you guys aren't serious blaming inflation for price increases. Did cost of lotion go up that much to effect cost of hand jobs? Did condom prices suddenly go crazy for whatever? They can go to Costco and buy in bulk. They have to learn how to run their (illegal) business without raising prices or there are mongers out there not afraid to hold the line. This is still the good old U S of A.

Rent and food has gone up. Girls need a place to live and eat.

Prices for everything else has gone up too.

Yes. It is good old USA. They can charge whatever they want, and you do not have any right to dispute what they charge. Your only choice is whether to pay it or stay home.

[ChipJohnson001]

Shirley, you guys aren't serious blaming inflation for price increases. Did cost of lotion go up that much to effect cost of hand jobs? Did condom prices suddenly go crazy for whatever? They can go to Costco and buy in bulk. They have to learn how to run their (illegal) business without raising prices or there are mongers out there not afraid to hold the line. This is still the good old U S of A.

Can anyone who feels that the price for a massage and handjob in 2022 should be the same as it was in 2010 please get out of the hobby. You are making it worse for those of us who want good service, and are willing to pay fair market value. If you can't afford $70 for an hour massage, and $50+ for a HJ, maybe you should find a new hobby.

[HappyDave]

Great service and was a full hour. 60 + tip.

"Great service " FS? HJ?

[NewGuy666]

I agree with Vintage68, you don't have to give them a hard time and the cost of everything is going up so why should a massage be any different. They deserve to be treated fairly. If your unhappy with the service don't go back.

Shirley, you guys aren't serious blaming inflation for price increases. Did cost of lotion go up that much to effect cost of hand jobs? Did condom prices suddenly go crazy for whatever? They can go to Costco and buy in bulk. They have to learn how to run their (illegal) business without raising prices or there are mongers out there not afraid to hold the line. This is still the good old U S of A.

[SouthShoreGuy3]

Had a little bit of free time so went over to oriental in the Bing. I haven't been there in about a year. Walk in and a cute younger provider is waiting on the couch. Asks how long and takes me to the room. Massage was pretty good, however you could tell she wasn't really into it. On the flip she massaged my chest and legs before grazing my dick and asking "you want here too". Grabbed her ass otc but didn't even bother asking for more.

If in a pinch and in the area it's available but wouldn't seek it out. 6 +. 4.

[Pooma127]

They were nice. But they are gone. Any ideas if they move to another shoppe? Thank you!

[Member #6348]

Have a level of service and cost?

Great service and was a full hour. 60 + tip.

[Vintage68]

If they start asking Tip up front then we should start asking what's included up front as well, before we pay house fee. We don't like it, we walk.

That should've been the practice for many of you over the years, especially if you've gotten played many times. I only got played for so long before that started to be my standard operating procedure when I walked in. I do not allow myself to get rushed shit, money does not come out of my pocket just for entering the premises without knowing what I am going to get.

Some of you must have money to waste, to go take it out of the ATM or your bank and walk it over and give it to the parlor WGs without getting what you wanted to pay for, fuck that, that shit does not happen to me. There is not a parlor I walk into now where they try to get my money first, I don't ask what I am going to get for extra and how much I am going to spend. If I don't like it, C-Ya, no little guy going to take over the decision here like some of you lames always keep claiming.

Start having 2 places on your list to go to, or even 3, if one doesn't work out and cater to your needs so you can start walking. Yeah inflation is up but that doesn't mean they should rob us of service and suck in our money in the process.

We have money, we have power, we are paying customers and should demand what we are paying for. They don't want to extend the courtesy, then walk. Walk and keep on walking and you'll see how fast they change things. Time for the old way of thinking to be flushed down the sewers and new way of thinking is taking form. Time for mongers to get more bang for our bucks. It doesn't hurt but help them with repeated business. This notion of keep getting haggled, shortened time and bad services, it has to stop, enough is enough.

I have been doing this long enough to know when to get up and walk. Just did it a few weeks ago at 32 South. But that is an individual choice. Power is distributed equally between monger and provider. One has the money and the other has the pussy. If I am forced to get off the table naked after haggling a rate, chances are good I'm not returning unless she provided well above average service. If her rates are too high, I walk, if she is fussy and plays hard to get, won't let me roam, it's a deal breaker. My biggest problem with this hobby is that once you get one you really like and pushes all the right buttons she is rotated to NY or elsewhere.

[HappyDave]

Stopped buy there this weekend. My friend told me too check it so I did. Glad I did. Get the soft touch. Amazing hour. College age female. 25 years old. Very attractive. If in Brighton check this place out.

Have a level of service and cost?