Massage Parlor Reports

**VcyClonn** · 01-26-22 14:41

Originally Posted by DTownMick [View Original Post]

I don't report much on here but I read a lot of the conversations and figured I'd add my two cents on something.

I've read many reports and comments about how this service provider or that service provider doesn't do this or doesn't do that and, the replies calling individuals liars for their reports of their experiences. I can say that from my experience the phrase YMMV can't be more true in this hobby. I've received HE's from providers that from all reports are normally legit providers. I've received oral from providers that are normally just standard HE providers. I have two providers that now offer FS, after seeing one service provider for many years and only receiving a standard HE we have now reached a point where FS is available without request or negotiation. The other provider I have seen for years has been completely legit but I saw on a weekly basis because she gives that best deep tissue massage I've ever had and over the last year or so has completely opened up all services but, with no request for compensation. It's more of a sexual relationship rather than a business transaction with the second one.

I haven't cracked the code of how to get them all to open up their menus and wish that I have. It's not like I'm some young stud, by all accounts just I'm an average guy, of average looks, with an average body, and an average size tool, so it has nothing to do with any of that. The only thing that I can hypothesize is that I have put time and effort into building a rapport with them and they are comfortable with me and therefore the offerings with some of these providers have opened up for me.

Aye captain. , could not agree more. !!

**MrLemon01** · 01-26-22 12:11

Originally Posted by DTownMick [View Original Post]

The only thing that I can hypothesize is that I have put time and effort into building a rapport with them and they are comfortable with me and therefore the offerings with some of these providers have opened up for me.

If that's not the code, that's a very good means of how to open doors. Put time and effort into someone, make connections /"warm up" to each other, and doors open.

But, as you said, YMMV and I absolutely agree with your entire point.

**FoggyDew** · 01-26-22 11:03

Originally Posted by DTownMick [View Original Post]

I don't report much on here but I read a lot of the conversations and figured I'd add my two cents on something.

I've read many reports and comments about how this service provider or that service provider doesn't do this or doesn't do that and, the replies calling individuals liars for their reports of their experiences. I can say that from my experience the phrase YMMV can't be more true in this hobby. I've received HE's from providers that from all reports are normally legit providers. I've received oral from providers that are normally just standard HE providers. I have two providers that now offer FS, after seeing one service provider for many years and only receiving a standard HE we have now reached a point where FS is available without request or negotiation. The other provider I have seen for years has been completely legit but I saw on a weekly basis because she gives that best deep tissue massage I've ever had and over the last year or so has completely opened up all services but, with no request for compensation. It's more of a sexual relationship rather than a business transaction with the second one.

I haven't cracked the code of how to get them all to open up their menus and wish that I have. It's not like I'm some young stud, by all accounts just I'm an average guy, of average looks, with an average body, and an average size tool, so it has nothing to do with any of that. The only thing that I can hypothesize is that I have put time and effort into building a rapport with them and they are comfortable with me and therefore the offerings with some of these providers have opened up for me.

Truer words were never spoken. Thanks Mick! I've had exactly the same experiences.

**SingDong99** · 01-26-22 10:50

Originally Posted by FloppyMcStiffy [View Original Post]

I went to the one near the high school. Lisa is the owner and generally the only one there. I've seen her for years, before she opened that location. She tells me she only does HE for me and a few other special clients but I don't buy that. She's nothing special to look at but the finish is good. She used to allow DATY and get nude but she quit when covid hit and said she won't do it anymore.

I've gotten a HE there, haven't been since just before covid. She was not very happy to be doing it, I can say that for sure. I didn't get a good vibe from the place so I haven't been back.

**FishHut5213** · 01-26-22 05:24

Swung by M! Sketchy area at best, I used to go there back in the day. I rang bell and waited in lobby for a good while. Then the door opens up and I am greeted greeted by a smiling face with big bolt ons. She says, they have been slow and I was second customer, this is around 3. Then she says, full treatment 220. I am like, it was 140, this was tip and everything. She reply new owner 220. I say how about not full treatment and she says not worth time. I spun around and walked out the door.

I get inflation but that was a little sticker shock.

**Jp1225** · 01-26-22 02:32

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

Sorry guys, feel like I must chime in here. As you know, opinions are like assholes, so here's mine. If you have any kind of standards, you will be contemplating suicide after the visit. Pretty much everything everyone has said it true. Non existent massage, talks a lot, etc. However nobody mentioned the random farts. A real mood killer in my opinion. BBBJ is very mediocre in my opinion. I did get a hand on her cooter during the BJ. Afterward it smelled like I had marinated it in 2 week old piss. Glad I didn't get FS. The only good thing is the price.

JD. Your asshole had me on the floor. ,I had much the same experience although mine was my hand was near her arm pit while holding her tit and after leaving I could smell this smell I couldn't place til I smelled my hand and was strong underarm smell. I think her brain issue may affect her ability to keep up on her hygiene.

I never got fully hard with her so I never fully enjoyed. She's cheap that's the rub.

**DTownMick** · 01-26-22 00:20

I don't report much on here but I read a lot of the conversations and figured I'd add my two cents on something.

I've read many reports and comments about how this service provider or that service provider doesn't do this or doesn't do that and, the replies calling individuals liars for their reports of their experiences. I can say that from my experience the phrase YMMV can't be more true in this hobby. I've received HE's from providers that from all reports are normally legit providers. I've received oral from providers that are normally just standard HE providers. I have two providers that now offer FS, after seeing one service provider for many years and only receiving a standard HE we have now reached a point where FS is available without request or negotiation. The other provider I have seen for years has been completely legit but I saw on a weekly basis because she gives that best deep tissue massage I've ever had and over the last year or so has completely opened up all services but, with no request for compensation. It's more of a sexual relationship rather than a business transaction with the second one.

I haven't cracked the code of how to get them all to open up their menus and wish that I have. It's not like I'm some young stud, by all accounts just I'm an average guy, of average looks, with an average body, and an average size tool, so it has nothing to do with any of that. The only thing that I can hypothesize is that I have put time and effort into building a rapport with them and they are comfortable with me and therefore the offerings with some of these providers have opened up for me.

**NeilYoung999** · 01-25-22 23:36

Originally Posted by Riker36 [View Original Post]

I've been saying the same thing for years. There's a reason her rates are so low. I gave her a go about 3 years ago, and never again. It's the only time in all my years in this hobby that I was unable to get off. In my opinion, the only way you'll like her is if you have absolutely no standards at all.

To each their own.

I rather see her than some junkie or some chick with fake boobs.

**HeeJunk** · 01-25-22 21:27

Originally Posted by Michiganman87 [View Original Post]

Where is pro body? You can DM me if you want or is it the place in Taylor?

Yes. Taylor.

**FloppyMcStiffy** · 01-25-22 19:31

Originally Posted by SingDong99 [View Original Post]

Can I ask where you went " down the road" that offers an ending? There aren't many places in this neck of the woods.

I went to the one near the high school. Lisa is the owner and generally the only one there. I've seen her for years, before she opened that location. She tells me she only does HE for me and a few other special clients but I don't buy that. She's nothing special to look at but the finish is good. She used to allow DATY and get nude but she quit when covid hit and said she won't do it anymore.

**TeeTime69** · 01-25-22 18:00

Originally Posted by SandersNut [View Original Post]

I just had an add pop up for this place in Shelby township. Looks like it's new. Anyone try it yet?

My four regular places constantly change names, at least on the internet. Generally the name on the door does NOT change. I suspect common or extended family ownership.

I recommend giving it a try. I tried Alice Spa for the first time. We both stayed masked. Diane gave a very good to great massage. $80 plus tip.

**SandersNut** · 01-25-22 17:27

I just had an add pop up for this place in Shelby township. Looks like it's new. Anyone try it yet?

**Riker36** · 01-25-22 14:49

Originally Posted by Jd2011 [View Original Post]

Sorry guys, feel like I must chime in here. As you know, opinions are like assholes, so here's mine. If you have any kind of standards, you will be contemplating suicide after the visit. Pretty much everything everyone has said it true. Non existent massage, talks a lot, etc. However nobody mentioned the random farts. A real mood killer in my opinion. BBBJ is very mediocre in my opinion. I did get a hand on her cooter during the BJ. Afterward it smelled like I had marinated it in 2 week old piss. Glad I didn't get FS. The only good thing is the price.

I've been saying the same thing for years. There's a reason her rates are so low. I gave her a go about 3 years ago, and never again. It's the only time in all my years in this hobby that I was unable to get off. In my opinion, the only way you'll like her is if you have absolutely no standards at all.

**Michiganman87** · 01-25-22 14:08

Originally Posted by Kimha55 [View Original Post]

Not sure what she is using as a name now, but Pro Body has one of the better looking girls in the Detroit area now. She was working at Van Dyke Spa last summer. She is also one of the younger girls in this area. Early 40's with a great body.

Where is pro body? You can DM me if you want or is it the place in Taylor?

**CarmeloJoe35** · 01-25-22 13:27

Originally Posted by Kimha55 [View Original Post]

Not sure what she is using as a name now, but Pro Body has one of the better looking girls in the Detroit area now. She was working at Van Dyke Spa last summer. She is also one of the younger girls in this area. Early 40's with a great body.

Do you recall her name when at the Van Dyke Spa last summer?