EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Dr Manhattan]

Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?

I've never tried this one. Has mature Euro vibes and claims to finish the massage with an oral ending. Anyone ever partake?

https://www.chicagosensualtouch.com/sessions

[CornCobMaker]

Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.

What do you mean manage to get in? Are they always booked?

[FullyMooned]

Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.

Thanks for sharing.

[Walker333]

Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?

Unfortunately there is NONE. You might get some overpriced, miserable action at Maria's in Skokie, if you manage to get in, but I would not bet on that. Good luck.

[FullyMooned]

Are good EMP recommendations in Chicago land?

[Jinurso]

Indeed. Check out the Vegas boards. They have a thread started for every need imaginable. Much be rough, haha!

I've noticed that there are a few European last names listed as massage practitioners if you search the generic yellow or white pages online. Probably a needle in a haystack search, but all it takes is one who pokes.

There's also a place listed called Mila Massage Therapy at (312) 714-9863. Locations both at 1290 Shermer and in Winnetka? Wonder if that just isn't ancient Tat's info staring back at me.

Vegas is probably my favorite place to monger anywhere in the country. Sure Seattle is BBFS capital and Canada has beautiful escorts and San Francisco is the AMP Mecca and LA is the high end spot and Florida has the street scene down, but Vegas has a little bit of everything. I've had a great time paying $800 an hour for model BBFS and a great time paying $200 for and all nighter skanky BBFS. And when you're not doing either you can pick up a horny waitress for free in a downtown restaurant. Best times ever.

[Chicago Rocks]

Anyone been to Maria's lately?

Know who's available and what level of service is being offered?

I haven't been since the beforetimes, drew a rather large woman. Crappy massage, but left happy.

Stay Safe,

CR.

[ZzTopSterZz]

What is the non owner V like?.

Victoria is 50'ish. Nice figure for her age. Thin build with b cups and just a few extra pounds. Better than mine for sure, haha. Weak soft massage. Reminds me of Basya from Tat's and Shermer basement a couple years ago — maybe same woman? I sense the menu is pretty open at least up to L2 but when I saw her the pricing was out of line.

[Dr Manhattan]

Spent some time in Florida this year, and all I can say is, it blows this part of the world away. Americans, euros, and fit, better prices, etc.

Indeed. Check out the Vegas boards. They have a thread started for every need imaginable. Much be rough, haha!

I've noticed that there are a few European last names listed as massage practitioners if you search the generic yellow or white pages online. Probably a needle in a haystack search, but all it takes is one who pokes.

There's also a place listed called Mila Massage Therapy at (312) 714-9863. Locations both at 1290 Shermer and in Winnetka? Wonder if that just isn't ancient Tat's info staring back at me.

[PeteMusk]

Funny story about the trainee. I think we all would enjoy that.

FYI there are two V's working at 7 H. Victoria and Veronica. I think Veronica is the boss. The place is a little pricey for what you get but not outrageous. Be ready to pay up front to avoid negotiations. An extra 20 or 30 here and there doesn't bother me but it adds up for them (ballpark an extra 20 times 5 mongers a day times 250 work days makes an extra 25 k per year for the lady).

What is the non owner V like? V owner I can only imagine how she was 20 years ago, but Chicagoland is stuck with old now. Really, the age of the mongers also increased accordingly with them, so it makes sense younger would go to faster, more interesting areas of the world like NYC.

Spent some time in Florida this year, and all I can say is, it blows this part of the world away. Americans, euros, and fit, better prices, etc.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Not bad! Sounds about right, donation-wise. I never got the rear door delivery from her and she never did a ton of teasing before the flip. She would often incorporate hot stones early in her sessions, so I never arched my ass up. (Didn't want to spill her rocks before I spilt my own my rocks, haha).

I remember having a session at the now-defunct 'European Massage' in the strip mall on Dempster, across from the Swift. The slender and mature brunette therapist removed her hot stones from my spine and had me flip, revealing that she had a young, blonde trainee working alongside her. The boss was gliding her nails in circles around my inner thigh and casually explaining her process to the newbie. Every so often, the girl would gently and literally try her hand at giving the HJ. Surreal as hell.

I've researched 7H and V seems to have been related to, or even a partial owner of that location. Would love to know where all of that otherwordly action went. V used to have younger women in her line-up, but those are probably at a premium now.

Funny story about the trainee. I think we all would enjoy that.

FYI there are two V's working at 7 H. Victoria and Veronica. I think Veronica is the boss. The place is a little pricey for what you get but not outrageous. Be ready to pay up front to avoid negotiations. An extra 20 or 30 here and there doesn't bother me but it adds up for them (ballpark an extra 20 times 5 mongers a day times 250 work days makes an extra 25 k per year for the lady).

[KiwiEater48]

Was the HJ nude?

No, it wasn't. I didn't ask for it nude, but definitely will ask for the price next time and may indulge.

[Thom Thumb]

Might be why they choose there even though the cost of living is higher. If they sleep in the shop or share a room in a rooming house it might not cost them much.

Recently I'm going through my notes that I keep about providers. I found a number of a Ukrainian woman I used to know up until 9 years ago. She quit the business and my previous searches on her old number lead back to an outcall service. I tried again, and found references to that number on Russian classified sites. On that reference I found another phone number. Looking up that number (are you keeping track?) I found ads not for us, to call when we want a massage from a Euro, but for ladies of Russian, Ukrainian, Polish backgrounds to call, promising free transportation to NYC to give massage and make steady income.

OK, this kills me. I know we've all suspected the the Chicago Euros were either moving straight into the escort business. But this is something else. Chicago has always been a city of immigrants from Eastern Europe going back 120 years at least. And now these recruiters are advertising here, to drag away the girls who would be servicing us, to work in NYC.

This just kills me. I know the allure of NYC, Manhattan especially. I've visited a few times. But it's not as if the women can't get handy work right here and make good money.

Just one more reason to hate the Yankees.

[Dr Manhattan]

Interesting research. Some 262 girls come from NYC to work here, then go back home to their regular lives. Seems like the high cost of living in NYC would be a turnoff.

I've been enjoying my 1 hour of massage bliss with Euros for over 20 years now. It pains me to think I may have to eventually give up the actual massage portion by resorting to hotel agencies for my fix. In all that time, I've tried the incall agency services just once. Girl came in from NYC. Long black hair, perfect pale skin, black lingerie, and fantastic breasts. I made myself comfortable on the bed, she knelt between my legs and immediately rushed into a perfunctory HJ with minimal roaming. Whoosh! I've never been more excited and more bored in one 20 minute timespan. It felt like a thrill ride where you wait 45 minutes in line for a brief moment of excitement. At least at a strip club, you go in not expecting more than a full-contact lapper (and probably spend at least $ less, too).

[TJGeek]

Recently I'm going through my notes that I keep about providers. I found a number of a Ukrainian woman I used to know up until 9 years ago. She quit the business and my previous searches on her old number lead back to an outcall service. I tried again, and found references to that number on Russian classified sites. On that reference I found another phone number. Looking up that number (are you keeping track?) I found ads not for us, to call when we want a massage from a Euro, but for ladies of Russian, Ukrainian, Polish backgrounds to call, promising free transportation to NYC to give massage and make steady income.

OK, this kills me. I know we've all suspected the the Chicago Euros were either moving straight into the escort business. But this is something else. Chicago has always been a city of immigrants from Eastern Europe going back 120 years at least. And now these recruiters are advertising here, to drag away the girls who would be servicing us, to work in NYC.

This just kills me. I know the allure of NYC, Manhattan especially. I've visited a few times. But it's not as if the women can't get handy work right here and make good money.

Just one more reason to hate the Yankees.

Interesting research. Some 262 girls come from NYC to work here, then go back home to their regular lives. Seems like the high cost of living in NYC would be a turnoff.