Massage Parlor Reports

[Seattleik]

Anyone been to orchid massage in federal way next to sunshine recently, going to be there at Wednesday was wondering if cfs is available or CBJ not just handy.

[HelloSailor]

Angel, the thick attractive younger girl from Federal Way, with the giant pussy lips, is at Legend in Lacey.

Same menu as before.

Where can I find this Angel?

I live in Lacey. Never heard of her, but I want to now.

[Flyer99]

Angel, the thick attractive younger girl from Federal Way, with the giant pussy lips, is at Legend in Lacey.

Same menu as before.

[CJH1956]

Have been wanting to try a few spots that I haven't been to in a long time, but curious if any of you guys have been there lately and can save me the recon.

1. King (She She) massage on Meridan Ave in South Hills / puyallup. The last time I went was when they first opened years ago, and no extras at the time.

2. Lilly's nail and Spa on 12th st in tacoma. (Never been there, but intrigued by the idea of Vietnamese girls).

3. Sunny Massage Spa on 138th in parkland / spanaway -- went there years ago. They had a lot of hot, younger girls, but did no extras. Went about a 2 months ago. An older woman was there. She gave a great HJ and allowed some breast play. Are there still young, hotties there?

4. Joy Massage on Pacific in Parkland. Only been there once about 3 years ago. They used a full sheet and gave no signs of extras.

5. jasmine on Pacific in tacoma, near a Pizza Hut. I used to go there all the time. They were a cheap reliable HJ shop. Heard a rumor they do nothing at all now. Anyone know for sure?

6. Tule Lake in Parkland. It was older women, with HJs on the menu, but that was a million years ago.

7. MEI on Pacific in Tacoma. Are they still HE only, or have they expanded their menu any?

Never been to Joy, Mei or Jasmine. Went to Sunny a few months back and there was an older lady who liked talking dirty and allowed lots of UTC touching. Thebothers I've been to, but it was pre-Covid, so things could be very different now.

[DaveLuvGirls]

Sunny massage was still as you described as recently as two months ago.

Tule lake is exactly the same when I visited about 3 months ago.

I've been thinking of going to see Alice in Federal Way. Her ads seem very interesting but I suspect are full of false promise.

Would anyone care to share if they visited Alice?

Have been wanting to try a few spots that I haven't been to in a long time, but curious if any of you guys have been there lately and can save me the recon.

1. King (She She) massage on Meridan Ave in South Hills / puyallup. The last time I went was when they first opened years ago, and no extras at the time.

2. Lilly's nail and Spa on 12th st in tacoma. (Never been there, but intrigued by the idea of Vietnamese girls).

3. Sunny Massage Spa on 138th in parkland / spanaway -- went there years ago. They had a lot of hot, younger girls, but did no extras. Went about a 2 months ago. An older woman was there. She gave a great HJ and allowed some breast play. Are there still young, hotties there?

4. Joy Massage on Pacific in Parkland. Only been there once about 3 years ago. They used a full sheet and gave no signs of extras.

5. jasmine on Pacific in tacoma, near a Pizza Hut. I used to go there all the time. They were a cheap reliable HJ shop. Heard a rumor they do nothing at all now. Anyone know for sure?

6. Tule Lake in Parkland. It was older women, with HJs on the menu, but that was a million years ago.

7. MEI on Pacific in Tacoma. Are they still HE only, or have they expanded their menu any?

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[AmericanScott]

Have been wanting to try a few spots that I haven't been to in a long time, but curious if any of you guys have been there lately and can save me the recon.

1. King (She She) massage on Meridan Ave in South Hills / puyallup. The last time I went was when they first opened years ago, and no extras at the time.

2. Lilly's nail and Spa on 12th st in tacoma. (Never been there, but intrigued by the idea of Vietnamese girls).

3. Sunny Massage Spa on 138th in parkland / spanaway -- went there years ago. They had a lot of hot, younger girls, but did no extras. Went about a 2 months ago. An older woman was there. She gave a great HJ and allowed some breast play. Are there still young, hotties there?

4. Joy Massage on Pacific in Parkland. Only been there once about 3 years ago. They used a full sheet and gave no signs of extras.

5. jasmine on Pacific in tacoma, near a Pizza Hut. I used to go there all the time. They were a cheap reliable HJ shop. Heard a rumor they do nothing at all now. Anyone know for sure?

6. Tule Lake in Parkland. It was older women, with HJs on the menu, but that was a million years ago.

7. MEI on Pacific in Tacoma. Are they still HE only, or have they expanded their menu any?

[AmericanScott]

Great article AS!

It's as if you read my mind.

I can't help but wonder where you might have had this experience and if I should give them a visit if I haven't done so for a while.

Thanks for the great read.

I almost never returned after my first two visits went south. I usually cut bait if it is not what I like the first time. Soomething told me to keep trying. And by the fouth visit they had turned it around with new girls and new attitudes. It's not for every one. The girls are not old, but they don't have the really thin or tight bodies some guys like. And if you are not that attracted to them, they may not be worth the investment of extra visits. Jessica, Jinny and Sunny are great in my opinion. I haven't tried Sasha, but I want to. Her breasts look amazing.

[AmericanScott]

What spot is this?

In Parkland. Sorry I left it out of the original post.

[Amp Guide]

Your post of what the girls are looking for is right on. Many a time I wanted to go but have been after a hot summer of work and I am not my best for hyigene. I found if you smell nice wash the hands. Lately many girls check the fingers and hands If the nails are clean they are more apt to let your hands roam.

One of the reasons I like the AMP girls. Although the diet of C and K girls gets old. They are dressed ok and clean smelling nice. Most never have a smell on any part of their body. Almost a sterile type cleanness / That is one reason to stay away from some of the streewalkers who have not washed or cleaned up the coochie in ages.

Food for thought.

Like I told a fellow one time. Do you know what Halitosis is? He said yes. I replied WELL YOU HAVE IT GET RID OF IT.

No need to loose a sale over someone that has bad breath.

Take care I have a trip to seattle soon I hope.

[TheThinker808]

After an initial discouraging couple of visits, a massage parlour I didn't like at first has really turned around and become one of my favorites.

I recently visited it again with one of the newer girls, who seemed like a bit of a germaphobe the first time I saw her. She was nice and sexy and fun, but repeatedly stopped the action to clean and what not. This time she was much more relaxed and into it than before. She gave me great BBBJ, CFS and by the end was super enthusiastic, telling me she needed me to fuck her and begging for my dick. (She seemed genuinely into it and almost aggressive begging for it.) Afterwards we had a really good conversation about how and why YMMV.

1. Some of you have asked if these girls really see a doctor regularly and get tested often. She told me that they absolutely do. I was told that they get IV vitamin shots monthly, test monthly and see the doctor in LA and here regularly as needed.

She even showed me her results on her phone, and joked that the doctor once asked how often does she fuck, that she comes in and gets tested so much. She also showed me the IV schedule of vitamins she gets, which she says gives her lots of energy to perform.

2. The girls are very particular about who they provide extra services to, more so than I imagined. It was explained to me that the girls there like me and trust me because I am very clean and smell good. They said that they do not have to offer any services to anyone they don't want to, and if a guy is dirty, smells bad, looks sick or has horrible hygiene, they will simply massage him and that is it. She told me I would be surprised at how many guys come for massage with shitty asses, funky pits, smelly feet, stinky breath, and even caked on dirt and grime. She said they only let those guys get 30 minutes or refuse them all together. Sometimes they will massage them, but they never get extras. That shit is gross. So fellas, please clean up your act. It may get in your way of getting an expanded menu if you don't.

3. She said some guys are too rough, and that she likes a gentleman (or gentle man). She said a lot of guys are too physically aggressive and either hurt them or scare them. If that happen she says they do not offer them much, and hope they don't come back.

4. She said to always call and schedule an appointment (something I never do). She said that they like when guys schedule appointments, because even if they are busy, they know they can take their time with those customers and not rush. She said if it is busy, and you are a walk-in, there will be pressure to hurry you up, so the other girls are not overwhelmed. She said that when she is relaxed, she is more likely to want to play or do more. She said that guys assume it is all about the money, but that is not the only factor. If they like you, if you help them be more relaxed (by scheduling, tipping reliably, and being kind), they will do more for you. They said there are customers they all like and fight over because they make the job easier and more fun.

5. BBFS and BBBJs are reserved for guys they truly trust to be clean and healthy, which makes sense. She brought another girl in to meet me, and told me that she was like her. Completely clean and safe. She suggested that the two of them would love to be with me BB if I wanted to at the same time, because they trust me and I am always kind. Funny, my mother always told me that women would like me and treat me well if I was kind and a gentleman. I didn't believe it after being married to my ex, but maybe it is true. LOL.

All of that made me feel a lot better about the industry. Some of these women have agency, they are free to decide what they will and won't do, and they care about their health and the health of their best customers. That's all really cool and good to know.

What spot is this?

[Cdude2]

Excellent write up and wonderful tips American Scott!!

Everything you said is simple common sense. Unfortunately, some guys are born with less of it than others. Guys don't like stinky fish smelling honey pots, so why would a provider, who has a much better sense of smell than most guys, want to smell your bad breath & BO?

And thank you so much regarding provider health checkups as I have always wondered about that.

I see guys on these board that talk about the women they deal with horribly. If you do not think the girls you meet are worth respect why do you see them.

I will add, that treating all the girls you come in contact with respect goes a long way. I do not really do AMPs anymore, but I always became a favorite of the girls I met a few times. I think mostly because I do not have judgment toward any of them (unless there is something horrible that happens in our time together in some way). I asked them about themselves in a friendly way. They always ask me to return. Both you and the girl are engaging in the activity. Why judge them. You are also there. I am always surprised when that does not seem possible for some.

[GoldMinerLxv]

All of that made me feel a lot better about the industry. Some of these women have agency, they are free to decide what they will and won't do, and they care about their health and the health of their best customers. That's all really cool and good to know.

Excellent write up and wonderful tips American Scott!!

Everything you said is simple common sense. Unfortunately, some guys are born with less of it than others. Guys don't like stinky fish smelling honey pots, so why would a provider, who has a much better sense of smell than most guys, want to smell your bad breath & BO?

And thank you so much regarding provider health checkups as I have always wondered about that.

[DaveLuvGirls]

Great article AS!

It's as if you read my mind.

I can't help but wonder where you might have had this experience and if I should give them a visit if I haven't done so for a while.

Thanks for the great read.

After an initial discouraging couple of visits, a massage parlour I didn't like at first has really turned around and become one of my favorites.

I recently visited it again with one of the newer girls, who seemed like a bit of a germaphobe the first time I saw her. She was nice and sexy and fun, but repeatedly stopped the action to clean and what not. This time she was much more relaxed and into it than before. She gave me great BBBJ, CFS and by the end was super enthusiastic, telling me she needed me to fuck her and begging for my dick. (She seemed genuinely into it and almost aggressive begging for it.) Afterwards we had a really good conversation about how and why YMMV.

1. Some of you have asked if these girls really see a doctor regularly and get tested often. She told me that they absolutely do. I was told that they get IV vitamin shots monthly, test monthly and see the doctor in LA and here regularly as needed.

She even showed me her results on her phone, and joked that the doctor once asked how often does she fuck, that she comes in and gets tested so much. She also showed me the IV schedule of vitamins she gets, which she says gives her lots of energy to perform.

2. The girls are very particular about who they provide extra services to, more so than I imagined. It was explained to me that the girls there like me and trust me because I am very clean and smell good. They said that they do not have to offer any services to anyone they don't want to, and if a guy is dirty, smells bad, looks sick or has horrible hygiene, they will simply massage him and that is it. She told me I would be surprised at how many guys come for massage with shitty asses, funky pits, smelly feet, stinky breath, and even caked on dirt and grime. She said they only let those guys get 30 minutes or refuse them all together. Sometimes they will massage them, but they never get extras. That shit is gross. So fellas, please clean up your act. It may get in your way of getting an expanded menu if you don't.

3. She said some guys are too rough, and that she likes a gentleman (or gentle man). She said a lot of guys are too physically aggressive and either hurt them or scare them. If that happen she says they do not offer them much, and hope they don't come back..

[GoldMinerLxv]

Just left and older lady (Cindy), maybe late 40's was only one working at 10 pm, but I went I because I needed to get one off anyways. I pay for the hhr get some oil smacked around with some oil (don't recommend the massage) or maybe she was just trying to get me out. But I get flipped and she immediately grabs my soldier cause he is at full attention (it's been a little while) and ask how much? I give her. 6 for the usual HE. She knew what she was doing to get me out cause she inserts a finger in my ass first then starts to massage the balls to get me really going after 3-4 mins of that, she goes into jack hammering me for anther 10-15 minutes poor lady's arm got tired. LOL. She let me suck without paying extra and had some really nice perky boobs for her age. Good quick massage for a bill.

Actually, I think you might of paid for extras without realizing it. I say that because in the Olympia / Lacey are I never pay more $. 4 for a HJ and about 50% of the time the provider permits OTC down south and UTC topside. In fact I recently had another nice 1 hour rub and tug from a braless older lady who didn't mind any of that at all. Her small soft tits fit perfectly in my hand and her nips were firm. Unfortunately, she doesn't do FS, just HJ's she told me. And I only paid $. 4 and got a big hug when I left. I've seen her a few times now and other ladies there many times. They all gave good massages, permitted the same amount of roaming, gave great HJ's & got the same tip.

[AmericanScott]

After an initial discouraging couple of visits, a massage parlour I didn't like at first has really turned around and become one of my favorites.

I recently visited it again with one of the newer girls, who seemed like a bit of a germaphobe the first time I saw her. She was nice and sexy and fun, but repeatedly stopped the action to clean and what not. This time she was much more relaxed and into it than before. She gave me great BBBJ, CFS and by the end was super enthusiastic, telling me she needed me to fuck her and begging for my dick. (She seemed genuinely into it and almost aggressive begging for it.) Afterwards we had a really good conversation about how and why YMMV.

1. Some of you have asked if these girls really see a doctor regularly and get tested often. She told me that they absolutely do. I was told that they get IV vitamin shots monthly, test monthly and see the doctor in LA and here regularly as needed.

She even showed me her results on her phone, and joked that the doctor once asked how often does she fuck, that she comes in and gets tested so much. She also showed me the IV schedule of vitamins she gets, which she says gives her lots of energy to perform.

2. The girls are very particular about who they provide extra services to, more so than I imagined. It was explained to me that the girls there like me and trust me because I am very clean and smell good. They said that they do not have to offer any services to anyone they don't want to, and if a guy is dirty, smells bad, looks sick or has horrible hygiene, they will simply massage him and that is it. She told me I would be surprised at how many guys come for massage with shitty asses, funky pits, smelly feet, stinky breath, and even caked on dirt and grime. She said they only let those guys get 30 minutes or refuse them all together. Sometimes they will massage them, but they never get extras. That shit is gross. So fellas, please clean up your act. It may get in your way of getting an expanded menu if you don't.

3. She said some guys are too rough, and that she likes a gentleman (or gentle man). She said a lot of guys are too physically aggressive and either hurt them or scare them. If that happen she says they do not offer them much, and hope they don't come back.

4. She said to always call and schedule an appointment (something I never do). She said that they like when guys schedule appointments, because even if they are busy, they know they can take their time with those customers and not rush. She said if it is busy, and you are a walk-in, there will be pressure to hurry you up, so the other girls are not overwhelmed. She said that when she is relaxed, she is more likely to want to play or do more. She said that guys assume it is all about the money, but that is not the only factor. If they like you, if you help them be more relaxed (by scheduling, tipping reliably, and being kind), they will do more for you. They said there are customers they all like and fight over because they make the job easier and more fun.

5. BBFS and BBBJs are reserved for guys they truly trust to be clean and healthy, which makes sense. She brought another girl in to meet me, and told me that she was like her. Completely clean and safe. She suggested that the two of them would love to be with me BB if I wanted to at the same time, because they trust me and I am always kind. Funny, my mother always told me that women would like me and treat me well if I was kind and a gentleman. I didn't believe it after being married to my ex, but maybe it is true. LOL.

All of that made me feel a lot better about the industry. Some of these women have agency, they are free to decide what they will and won't do, and they care about their health and the health of their best customers. That's all really cool and good to know.