Massage Parlor Reports

**Slammer6008** · 01-24-22 20:42

Well boys I guess I had an infraction!! I just have to tone it down!! Can't promote!! Need to cancel the taco guy the midgets I was going to have a big F&C opening!! There was so much parking there!! Headortails!! Had this booth all set up for the elixir! Can't promote the penis juice. By the way I had two separate sessions today one at 45 minutes the other one hour and 45 minutes.

One testimony today happiest day of my life.

**StubbornMule** · 01-24-22 20:38

Based off reviews here, I decided to go see Andy at Bamboo. Drove down from the LA area. It was a bit out of my way but the reviews for Andy were sufficiently positive that my curiosity was piqued. When I got to the shopping plaza it took me a few minutes to find Bamboo. It is on the second floor. They kept me waiting for ten minutes before she was ready. Who knew Monday afternoons would be so busy! One thing that threw me off is that there are no rooms. You are only separated from everyone else by thin curtains. Andy was only ok. She gave a better than average back rub, but didn't rub my legs at all, other than the tease. On the flip, she took instructions well, but committed an unforgivable sin. SHE REMOVED HER HANDS FROM MY COCK WHEN I STARTED CUMMING. What a fucking newbie error! Honestly ruined the whole thing. I won't be back.

**Slammer6008** · 01-24-22 20:34

Originally Posted by Superflytnt [View Original Post]

I think a more important question to ask are you sure you want to go F&C?

I went to the new one. Lulu is probably in her 50's. She gave me a good massage and that is all I wanted. I wouldn't accept anything else. To each his own, but I suggest you be careful what you ask for LOL.

I'm sorry boys I'll talk to slammer! Don't ask those questions. Now just get back to lucking haha.

**Superflytnt** · 01-24-22 20:30

Originally Posted by TooSlammer [View Original Post]

I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy!

I think a more important question to ask are you sure you want to go F&C?

I went to the new one. Lulu is probably in her 50's. She gave me a good massage and that is all I wanted. I wouldn't accept anything else. To each his own, but I suggest you be careful what you ask for LOL.

**Jw112** · 01-24-22 16:27

Originally Posted by TooSlammer [View Original Post]

I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy!

With all due respect, this gets repeatedly asked about and every time we reply that ALL the info you are asking for is in this thread.

**Slammer6008** · 01-24-22 14:56

Originally Posted by Kevin80 [View Original Post]

Can't make "heads or tails". Haha.

I had too much head and tails It must've been too much Slammer juice.

**TooSlammer** · 01-24-22 13:38

Originally Posted by Kevin80 [View Original Post]

Can't make "heads or tails". Haha.

Yes it was just to much of both! Having a couple days just having 2 sessions a day.

**Kevin80** · 01-24-22 13:28

Originally Posted by SkinnyDugan [View Original Post]

Hey slammer I've talked to a bunch of other mongors and we can't make heads or tails of your rambling.

We are worried that you hit your head on something. Can you start a section below so we don't have to wade through your silliness?

Can't make "heads or tails". Haha.

**PhineasPhreak** · 01-24-22 13:14

Originally Posted by Koreahh [View Original Post]

Where's Saigon spa at?

They will text message you their location if you respond to their phone #.

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**TooSlammer** · 01-24-22 12:06

I've been a long time lurker. What does F&C stand for? We're is it located! Who would you recommend I will report back with my experiences! I heard about this Lucy is it OK if I can lick her if I make a 9 PM appointment. Who is this Slammer guy!

**Danzigx138** · 01-24-22 11:36

Originally Posted by Illeffeqt [View Original Post]

Appreciate the info! Lots of good spots in Orange to try. Does waxing lady have a name? LOL And cost on that? I'm thinking of trying a spot next month for that but still doing a little price shopping atm. Last AMP girl I had said they did it there and it was around 50/60 and depends on the area. I told her that's good they don't charge by the hair, she got a kick out of that bless her heart. Cheers!

Waxing lady is named Luna I believe and if she's down to massage you highly recommend her. Waxing is I believe $60 Brazilian and I think extra for the butt but she hooked me up with both for 60 last time. Honestly a steal, before that I was going to 7 in garden grove and paying even more. Would much rather a wax from a bomb Latina babe than an old Asian lady.

**TooSlammer** · 01-24-22 10:30

Originally Posted by RavPower [View Original Post]

I stopped by earlier today and asked for Ava, but was then taken to a room by Katie. Massage was quick and on the flip $ cfs dfk BBBJCIM.

Katie not the prettiest. I would've passed on that.

**Illeffeqt** · 01-24-22 02:39

Originally Posted by Danzigx138 [View Original Post]

Hey everyone, first time poster stoked on all the tips so far! Can't wait to check all these new spots.

Appreciate the info! Lots of good spots in Orange to try. Does waxing lady have a name? LOL And cost on that? I'm thinking of trying a spot next month for that but still doing a little price shopping atm. Last AMP girl I had said they did it there and it was around 50/60 and depends on the area. I told her that's good they don't charge by the hair, she got a kick out of that bless her heart. Cheers!

**RavPower** · 01-24-22 02:38

I stopped by earlier today and asked for Ava, but was then taken to a room by Katie. Massage was quick and on the flip $ cfs dfk BBBJCIM.

**TooSlammer** · 01-24-22 00:28

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