Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

[LofterB]

So the last week or so the areas providers have been a let down.

Saturday I caught up with Bambi Lynn the MILF that many of you have ranted and raved about and it was a meh experience. I guess she fell off a moped or scooter and was bandaged up due to road rash (just my luck) so her performance definitely wasn't up to her reputation not to mention she can't deepthroat at all.

Last night, I was a bit buzzed from the 2 beers I had with my dinner and figured I'd try to get one off and hit up Nina. It seemed like all was going to be well that is until I got to the incall location. Firstly, I know Lauderhill is the hood but I was somewhat familiar with the area an figured it was worth the 20 min drive from the burbs. I get there an she's not there yet so here I am loitering in what I would call the projects since I figured the best way to not get car jacked is not being in your car (LOL). Plus I also thought for some reason it's too cold outside for the thugs and for the most part that was true. So after waiting for like 20 minutes since she had said she went to the store and was on her way back she calls me and it's a 15 sec call and all I hear is her screaming at someone "I wasn't even talking to you bro, you want to hit me?" And the call drops I can hear the direction she was coming from from where I was loitering at and figured I'd just shoot her a text asking if everything was all good. She finally calls me back 5 minutes later saying she's going to send me the apt number which she does and I walk in the same direction I heard the yelling at. Still I'm calm and not phased by what had happened previously. On my way walking to the apt. I can see a couple of dread head fellas handing on a patio and I guess I didn't stick out like a sore thumb in the hood they figured I was just another person going about my business but I told my self if this apt number is in the same location as the patio with the sketchy looking fellows there ain't no way in hell I'm knocking on that door. Sure enough as I'm coming up the stairs the door is to the apt with the dread head suspects and I do a complete 180 out of there. I don't have any guns and would rather not put myself in a scenario where I would need one and after that I tried to connect with that other TGTBT girl I posted about earlier today and that didn't pan out either.

And that's the take of how what should have been a quick hour leaving my house to get some point turned into a shitty turn of events that wasted a good 2 hours and ended up waking up late for work smh.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...rdale/74093996

Lofty out.

[LofterB]

Is she real? I get TGTBT vibes from that ad.

Everything was all good until I asked her about the photos in other locations then she went silent smh.

[Knowledge12]

Is she real? I get TGTBT vibes from that ad.

I bet she asks for a "deposit" she doesn't look real to me. 2 pics and she's talking explicit in the ad. I'd pass on that nightmare dream.

[Joseph Kerr]

Any of you mongers have any info on this girl here I remember one of you a while back posting a photo or two of her here a but I couldn't find the post if anyone can vouch that the post is legit that'd be dope I did a reverse image search and saw posts in other states but once again one of you did actually post pics of her on here.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...050/4073494413

Is she real? I get TGTBT vibes from that ad.

[LofterB]

Any of you mongers have any info on this girl here I remember one of you a while back posting a photo or two of her here a but I couldn't find the post if anyone can vouch that the post is legit that'd be dope I did a reverse image search and saw posts in other states but once again one of you did actually post pics of her on here.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...050/4073494413

[BangItty]

Not for free in her best dress.

I seen her ad when I was drunk and horny, went to see her and instantly sobered up LOL, she is in bad shape, I was in and out the room in seconds once I seen her in person, she looks way older, and way skinnier.

[Shudio49]

Man I miss the good ole days! Mike gave nothing but amazing service. His mystery date was so awesome. Will we ever have anything like Indy again? To me that is the best its ever been. I hardly ever had any headaches with those agencies. For 5 years it was just an amazing time for me!

After backpage went down and indi went into a fire pit. The agency owners all hauled ass. They would be stupid not too. Those are serious charges if you get in a pinch. Remember Mike from international playmates. Him and his brother are doing 20 years. Adorable changed after Jack died and it went down hill fast.

I was curious about Jay for Indi board with his agency. He went scarce after the Neil situation and no more parties.

The good ol days. Now be prepared to screen and be verified if you want to see the agency ladies.

[PumpAndDump]

This one is openly advertising creampie. Should that be a red flag? Does anyone have info on her?

Not for free in her best dress.

[BigMike1984]

A red flag besides the fact that she looks like a dude?! To each their own but good lord!!

May be some more questions about her but I'll just trying to get info. No offence but I checked your post history and do you provide any info to anyone? It seems like you just fish for info without providing any. Just a question.

[Oldbuthorney]

This one is openly advertising creampie. Should that be a red flag? Does anyone have info on her?

There was a review of her a while back, said she promises the world, does not deliver.

[Pmanhere]

This one is openly advertising creampie. Should that be a red flag? Does anyone have info on her?

A red flag besides the fact that she looks like a dude?! To each their own but good lord!!

[Popman]

This one is openly advertising creampie. Should that be a red flag? Does anyone have info on her?

Never met her but she has been posting for years.

[DrWho]

The most recent pic is of her with glasses, the others are dated.

1st time visit about 6 months ago. Realized she was actually real when she responded and we started texting back and forth and she provided her address. Agreed QV session for $120.

Thanks guys for the info, sounds like you saved me from the little guy.

There's a lot to wade through now. I miss Indi.

[BlazerMan]

Jenica.

You needed a decoder ring to decrypt her posts.

Yeah-- that's it! Funny, I remember how unintelligible her posts were, ha ha!

[ManyAmp]

Long time mongerer here, was out of commission for a while.

Just got out of a 4 year relationship and looking to get back in the game, so much has changed.

Any info on this one would be greatly appreciated.

https://callescort.org/754-237-6765

1st time visit about 6 months ago. Realized she was actually real when she responded and we started texting back and forth and she provided her address. Agreed QV session for $120.

Arrived on time. Inside her condo needs attention as she has pets and doesn't clean up after them. Keep your shoes on. She is thin but is cute when dressed up. Went to her room and found out she pretty much does candy while I was laying on her bed waiting for her. Smoked weed and sniffed cocaine. Continuous talker. After about 30 minutes waiting, she finally strips. Gives me CBJ. Hit it mish and cleaned up and left. Before leaving she gives me what I think is her private number. Kept in contact but no longer performs sessions with her based on 2 other meet and greets.

Really nice girl and friendly, but the candy use is too heavy. Be forewarned, if she is constantly texting and hitting her candy as you are waiting for her in her bed, she may rush you out saying a friend is coming over and she has to see them. She may promise to make it up to you.

Recently said she was pregnant but lost the baby. Unsure if true or not. Also said one of her pets has terminal cancer and needed money for an operation. Didn't send.

I know this is more than you probably wanted to know but you have the whole picture of my interaction.

Bottom line, no thrills / frills session. Nice girl if she is coherent and will follow through.

Happy mongering.