Massage Parlor Reports

**AsianChaser** · 01-24-22 14:32

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Last I saw her was pre enhanced and pre covid. When her and coco were still both there. No FS was allowed but BBBJCIM was offered in its place. Go figure. How is she these days?

Cali / Kelly was at a place in Vancouver a little White House sets up off the road last I seen her, shitty parking and still shitty massage but if she was comfy with you FS was an option, always lightly dressed as well. As previously said she will take all the cash she can get out of you, was another good reason to look elsewhere.

**WarpFactor69** · 01-24-22 02:01

Had mixed results at this place in the past. The girl I met is using the name lala. She was attractive, nice body, short dress. But the haggling was a boner killer. She tried to get me to tip 200, after back forth back forth back forth (I'm not kidding) settled on 150. Got FS and got to finish line, not going back for her.

**Pdx503** · 01-24-22 01:36

Last I saw her was pre enhanced and pre covid. When her and coco were still both there. No FS was allowed but BBBJCIM was offered in its place. Go figure. How is she these days?

Originally Posted by Agdro17 [View Original Post]

Looks like the famous Cali / Kelly is back.

Not my cup of tea. If you are a fan you know where to go. Just bring a lot of patience and cash, because she is going to test your patience and empty your wallet. LOL.

Be safe of there.

**Byron414** · 01-23-22 23:54

Originally Posted by PriceIsRight39 [View Original Post]

I should txt with my glasses on! LOL.

I meant to say I have family raising boys and they don't bother teaching decent basic hygiene. I guess in the Metaverse you won't need a shower.

I rarely monger in Portland area. I like places in greater Seattle area where level of service doesn't compare to Portland. Places with a mamasan is bonus because I know there will be no interruptions. You find the right spots and some of the girls are outright sex freaks.

**PriceIsRight39** · 01-23-22 21:41

Originally Posted by PriceIsRight39 [View Original Post]

I was recently with a cutie for the board (they exist there LOL). She.

Mentioned how many fellas had bad teeth, too rough, stinky. She said she appreciated that I was well groomed and smelled good. Next thing I know here delicate little hand was easing jr. Into her raw taco.

Lots of dirty dudes out there. I have family that are tasing boys and they don't teach them any decent hygiene. They say the boys don't want to shower and they let it slide. Men are dead.

I should txt with my glasses on! LOL.

I meant to say I have family raising boys and they don't bother teaching decent basic hygiene. I guess in the Metaverse you won't need a shower.

**NewLook146** · 01-23-22 20:25

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

And the three places on Cornell. The one which is nice on Cornell not on the road next to the DQ. It is lucky I think. Good god so many names and hard to keep them straight. But the place is in the back of a newly built small strip mall and nice. She is likely early 40 tight body and wears a small dress She is fun. Typically when you see a small dress on a girl. Its a good sign. But not a good indicator you will get a great massage. I like that place though.

At red rose I have been there and it was granny central. Just not appealing and kind of like Gateway. Super nice but old school C girls in their late 60's do not do it for me.

I like firm body. Even if just getting a regular massage. At least you can dream.

Stay safe out there.

Red rose is little older C ladies.

Lucky used to be good with a K girl during last summer, but she disappeared forever.

There is still some pleasure you can get though YMMV, but will set you up by 120-140.

**Agdro17** · 01-23-22 18:57

Looks like the famous Cali / Kelly is back.

Not my cup of tea. If you are a fan you know where to go. Just bring a lot of patience and cash, because she is going to test your patience and empty your wallet. LOL.

Be safe of there.

**WarpFactor69** · 01-23-22 17:01

Wanted to get another cup of green tea. This place seems to change waitresses every two-four weeks. This waitress was cute, 28-34, nice boobs, thick torso, not bbw. Got my face wet and talked about missionary work. After, requested firm massage which she delivered well. Actually had to ask her to switch to medium pressure a few times. I think she used to work at UPS, she kept handling my package during the massage. Maybe she wanted to serve another cup of tea.

**PriceIsRight39** · 01-23-22 13:30

Originally Posted by ******** [View Original Post]

Its worth a read AmericanScott did a nice job and it is well put. We can all use this advice. So many socially unacceptable practices out there. Enjoy. Happy hunting.

AMERICANSCOTT wrote.

After an initial discouraging couple of visits, a massage parlor I didn't like at first has really turned around and become one of my favorites.

All of that made me feel a lot better about the industry. Some of these women have agency, they are free to decide what they will and won't do, and they care about their health and the health of their best customers. That's all really cool and good to know.

I was recently with a cutie for the board (they exist there LOL). She.

Mentioned how many fellas had bad teeth, too rough, stinky. She said she appreciated that I was well groomed and smelled good. Next thing I know here delicate little hand was easing jr. Into her raw taco.

Lots of dirty dudes out there. I have family that are tasing boys and they don't teach them any decent hygiene. They say the boys don't want to shower and they let it slide. Men are dead.

**WarpFactor69** · 01-22-22 23:55

Originally Posted by TicoRubbs [View Original Post]

I can't blame them. If everybody and their uncle knows all services are offered there, of course it's going to be very popular. I've always been able to be taken care of without any long wait. I usually do only 30 minutes so I don't care about the massage. I'm looking to use as much of the 30 minutes as possible to have fun. I even make sure I have a boner when I step in so I won't have to waste time getting it up. Efficiency. I think it also helps that I go at times where I know they won't be too busy.

I easily get laid at 75 percent of the shops I visit, and I go to new ones all the time. It's no secret that being a gentleman plus 120-140 tip goes a long way.

Any shop and workers that gets greedy, cutting time, demanding more money deserves bad press and what comes next.

**WarpFactor69** · 01-22-22 23:50

Originally Posted by Agdro17 [View Original Post]

Seems like greediness or desperation has caught up with "Healing Touch". The last two times I went there they short me by 30 minutes. They are packing as many customers as possible. Yesterday was not an exception but this time it wasn't me. Whe I got there sofia the older lady came out and I asked her if she or the other girl (mimi) was available. She say yes we are not busy. She led me in to the room on the left and as I was getting ready I over hear a little commotion from the other room. Looks like they already had 2 customers waiting an the one of them was complaining about the crappie massage and rushing service. I felt bad so I put back my clothes on and left. I won't go back for a while. I think a lot of those places are now trying to make as much as possible. I ll stick with those who honor your time.

Be safe out there.

That's what happened at Sunshine. People started reporting about FS at that place, it got crazy busy, then they started shorting people on time. Thankfully, the main lady of interest moved on to a different shop, and got away from that train wreck. The last time I went there, the person I met wanted too much money for extras, so I told her to skip it just give me a massage. She said no you have to choose an extra, so I got a refund and left. I also was told that an hour only equals 45 minutes at that location. A month later I was in the area and drove by, parking lot was empty. Serves them right.

**TicoRubbs** · 01-22-22 20:54

Originally Posted by Dexxzy [View Original Post]

Then you shouldn't sell a 60 min massage if you are only going to give 30 min.

If you only want FS without the massage, the RR ads are a better choice.

RR may be your choice but the AMP's give me what I need. My preference. To each his own. If I want a good massage, I'll go to a legit place.

**Dexxzy** · 01-22-22 19:49

Originally Posted by TicoRubbs [View Original Post]

I can't blame them. If everybody and their uncle knows all services are offered there, of course it's going to be very popular. I've always been able to be taken care of without any long wait. I usually do only 30 minutes so I don't care about the massage. I'm looking to use as much of the 30 minutes as possible to have fun. I even make sure I have a boner when I step in so I won't have to waste time getting it up. Efficiency. I think it also helps that I go at times where I know they won't be too busy.

Then you shouldn't sell a 60 min massage if you are only going to give 30 min.

If you only want FS without the massage, the RR ads are a better choice.

**TicoRubbs** · 01-22-22 18:48

Originally Posted by Agdro17 [View Original Post]

Seems like greediness or desperation has caught up with "Healing Touch". The last two times I went there they short me by 30 minutes. They are packing as many customers as possible. Yesterday was not an exception but this time it wasn't me. Whe I got there sofia the older lady came out and I asked her if she or the other girl (mimi) was available. She say yes we are not busy. She led me in to the room on the left and as I was getting ready I over hear a little commotion from the other room. Looks like they already had 2 customers waiting an the one of them was complaining about the crappie massage and rushing service. I felt bad so I put back my clothes on and left. I won't go back for a while. I think a lot of those places are now trying to make as much as possible. I ll stick with those who honor your time.

Be safe out there.

I can't blame them. If everybody and their uncle knows all services are offered there, of course it's going to be very popular. I've always been able to be taken care of without any long wait. I usually do only 30 minutes so I don't care about the massage. I'm looking to use as much of the 30 minutes as possible to have fun. I even make sure I have a boner when I step in so I won't have to waste time getting it up. Efficiency. I think it also helps that I go at times where I know they won't be too busy.

**Agdro17** · 01-22-22 17:50

Seems like greediness or desperation has caught up with "Healing Touch". The last two times I went there they short me by 30 minutes. They are packing as many customers as possible. Yesterday was not an exception but this time it wasn't me. Whe I got there sofia the older lady came out and I asked her if she or the other girl (mimi) was available. She say yes we are not busy. She led me in to the room on the left and as I was getting ready I over hear a little commotion from the other room. Looks like they already had 2 customers waiting an the one of them was complaining about the crappie massage and rushing service. I felt bad so I put back my clothes on and left. I won't go back for a while. I think a lot of those places are now trying to make as much as possible. I ll stick with those who honor your time.

Be safe out there.