Massage Parlor Reports

[Slammer6008]

The 12 appointment will get five slammer bucks and one specially made tube top.

There's a 4 o'clock available. Only 3 mongers total. Come on boys just two more for the day.

[Slammer6008]

Enter a chance to win a threesome!!

The guy who stood my girl up that's messed up. She was all primed up an waned to fuck. 1 o'clock Is Available.

[Slammer6008]

The 12 appointment will get five slammer bucks and one specially made tube top.

Enter a chance to win a threesome!!

[Slammer6008]

12:00 still available. If nobody helps me out I'm not posting for one month. Maybe that's a good thing for some of you guys.

The 12 appointment will get five slammer bucks and one specially made tube top.

[Slammer6008]

You'll be all invited to the wedding.

12:00 still available. If nobody helps me out I'm not posting for one month. Maybe that's a good thing for some of you guys.

[Slammer6008]

I have a 12 o'clock available who's ready? I don't need a 100 questions either yes at 12 or no.

You'll be all invited to the wedding.

[Slammer6008]

Take my wife please. Who needs an appointment today? Who wants to be the first person to fuck my fianc. ? I'm taking appointments right now!! She will be taking a vacation on Monday.

I have a 12 o'clock available who's ready? I don't need a 100 questions either yes at 12 or no.

[Slammer6008]

That's my Future wife your talking about. She said she cuddled you only!! I knew she was cheating on me.

Take my wife please. Who needs an appointment today? Who wants to be the first person to fuck my fiancé. ? I'm taking appointments right now!! She will be taking a vacation on Monday.

[Slammer6008]

Finally made my way to check out Happy. Walked in 4 ladies sitting in the front. Most looked past their prime but there was a cute one named Ava. Not sure if there are other cute ones but had an appointment with Ava so I was relieved. Thanks Slammer for setting that up and hooking me up with the best looking of the bunch. She was very friendly and led me to the room. Collected the 40 for entry. Massage was great. Good hard pressure covered with a sheet so no oil. A little tease but not much. At this time I did notice that the walls did not enclose each room. It was definitely private but open at the top. Discreet encounters won't be happening here. Heard our neighbors going at it and he was giving it to her good not to mention her moaning quite loudly. I digress, came time for my fun. Gave her 100 and off we went. CBJ was great. I will definitely be back for another one of those. I had a little trouble performing but each time she got off and gave the little guy some mouth love. Service was great. She was very sweet and I can imagine most girls would be annoyed at this happening. Not Ava. Had a fun time. Any position you wanted and as loud or hard as you wanted. Made things interesting as you walked out. Girls in the front gave you that look, yeah that sounded like fun.

That's my Future wife your talking about. She said she cuddled you only!! I knew she was cheating on me.

[CaliPornia]

Finally made my way to check out Happy..

I made my way over there on Monday. Went in looking for Lulu but she was busy (probably with slammet). Landed with Cindy instead.

She's in her 40's with an ok body and some Bs and a great spirit. $ later and I must have teleported to Philly cause I was ordering my sandwich wit or without. A good time was had and I would repeat with Cindy but I'm still curious about meeting Lulu and seeing how she makes her sandwiches. Stay classy out there gents.

[MMacFly]

Night and day experience from me. I saw Jasmine to and she was the only one working when I went. .6 for 30 minutes should have been a warning sign to me. A big sign that says no refunds in the lobby should have been the second. Less than a minute massage before she says flip and asks what I want. Everything was 2 and wouldn't budge. She Viet and younger and prettier than most AMP girls but not worth that. I brought 1.2 and stupid me wasn't thinking and went for BJ. BBBJ? She said no way always use cover. Asked for payment up front. It was bad and toothy. She gave up after a few minutes and went to HJ. I had to keep saying I paying for a BJ for her to keep going. Glad you had a good experience there but not worth it to me.

I saw multiple reports of good experiences here not sure what I did wrong other than not willing to get ripped off for gps. YMMV.

Went this past week to Saigon Spa and had a similar experience. Went in and stood in the lobby for 5 min and no one came to the front. Left and came back later and pulled Jessica. I would say late 30's or early 40's. Nice rack. No refund signs on the front desk. 60 for 30 min is high. No massage at all, just straight to business. Condom only and quoted 200. Only brought 140 (She accepted this time) so 200 all in for 30 min covered session. Many better options out there in my opinion.

[MMacFly]

Night and day experience from me. I saw Jasmine to and she was the only one working when I went. .6 for 30 minutes should have been a warning sign to me. A big sign that says no refunds in the lobby should have been the second. Less than a minute massage before she says flip and asks what I want. Everything was 2 and wouldn't budge. She Viet and younger and prettier than most AMP girls but not worth that. I brought 1.2 and stupid me wasn't thinking and went for BJ. BBBJ? She said no way always use cover. Asked for payment up front. It was bad and toothy. She gave up after a few minutes and went to HJ. I had to keep saying I paying for a BJ for her to keep going. Glad you had a good experience there but not worth it to me.

I saw multiple reports of good experiences here not sure what I did wrong other than not willing to get ripped off for gps. YMMV.

Went this past week to Saigon Spa and had a similar experience. Went in and stood in the lobby for 5 min and no one came to the front. Left and came back later and pulled Jessica. I would say late 30's or early 40's. Nice rack. No refund signs on the front desk. 60 for 30 min is high. No massage at all, just straight to business. Condom only and quoted 200. Only brought 140 (She accepted this time) so 200 all in for 30 min covered session. Many better options out there in my opinion.

[SlickJJ]

Finally made my way to check out Happy. Walked in 4 ladies sitting in the front. Most looked past their prime but there was a cute one named Ava. Not sure if there are other cute ones but had an appointment with Ava so I was relieved. Thanks Slammer for setting that up and hooking me up with the best looking of the bunch. She was very friendly and led me to the room. Collected the 40 for entry. Massage was great. Good hard pressure covered with a sheet so no oil. A little tease but not much. At this time I did notice that the walls did not enclose each room. It was definitely private but open at the top. Discreet encounters won't be happening here. Heard our neighbors going at it and he was giving it to her good not to mention her moaning quite loudly. I digress, came time for my fun. Gave her 100 and off we went. CBJ was great. I will definitely be back for another one of those. I had a little trouble performing but each time she got off and gave the little guy some mouth love. Service was great. She was very sweet and I can imagine most girls would be annoyed at this happening. Not Ava. Had a fun time. Any position you wanted and as loud or hard as you wanted. Made things interesting as you walked out. Girls in the front gave you that look, yeah that sounded like fun.

[BetterThanPro]

Night and day experience from me. I saw Jasmine to and she was the only one working when I went. .6 for 30 minutes should have been a warning sign to me. A big sign that says no refunds in the lobby should have been the second. Less than a minute massage before she says flip and asks what I want. Everything was 2 and wouldn't budge. She Viet and younger and prettier than most AMP girls but not worth that. I brought 1.2 and stupid me wasn't thinking and went for BJ. BBBJ? She said no way always use cover. Asked for payment up front. It was bad and toothy. She gave up after a few minutes and went to HJ. I had to keep saying I paying for a BJ for her to keep going. Glad you had a good experience there but not worth it to me.

I saw multiple reports of good experiences here not sure what I did wrong other than not willing to get ripped off for gps. YMMV.

YYMV.

I am not sure what I did to receive the best service. But I have been very successful with all ladies I have seen. From the top untouchable nuru providers mentioned in prior posts to the general massage parlors. I seem to get great results. I treat the ladies well and that adds value. Jasmine was on me from the start. Even DFK which was awesome. Sorry about your experience. Oh, by the way I am 72 and going strong with the young ladies. I have several ladies that call me back to see them.

[Slammer6008]

Well boy it was a success.

There was a little miscommunication on the time I'm sorry that the monger had to wait an extra 40 minutes to see her It wasn't my car she kept wanting one more one more. What a success time was 1:15 Minutes of making love she said she love me.

Oh boys it was a fun week as I'm driving down Beach Boulevard there's actually a couple nice looking hookers Well got to get home get to bed I have an early paper route tomorrow morning.