Massage Parlor Reports

**Slammer6008** · 01-20-22 20:21

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Just tried some of my cock & loaded drink He is up and ready for today.

I think this Vietnamese girl wants to marry me now. Three heavy orgasms Not me her. But it's still in the experimental stages but it's looking really promising. But I need to grab a few things in the Slammer mansion a. K. a. Mom's garage. I have another student that I need to try it on her one more time. She also was the patient last night.

**HeadorTail** · 01-20-22 18:55

Originally Posted by BetterThanPro [View Original Post]

Woke up feeling the need some love so headed over to a new adventure at Saigon Spa in Huntington Beach. What a surprise! 2 girls were available so I selected the one that greeted me, jasmine. Nice looking and fit. Probably early 30's. Started with a nice gentle massage with some nice touching and wandering hands. No panties under her tight dress so I wandered everywhere. She was soft and fit. After 10 minutes she asked what I wanted! Everything I said. She proceeded to undress and get on top of me for a BBBJ with my balls being licked up and down. After 5 minutes, She then proceeded to lube her pussy and I assumed to put the cover on me. To my surprise she let me enter her uncovered. She was tight and very very horney. She enjoyed it as much as I did with multiple orgasms. After about 20 minutes I unloaded with a big smile. She gave me a big smile and a kiss and cleaned me up. What an amazing morning.

This morning I was headed to 24 Hour Fitness on Warner and Springdale. Two guys flew by me probably in excess of 100 mph. I assumed it was just another crazy street race by two guys that could give a fuck about everyone else. But now that I read this review I'm guessing they read it too and didn't want thirds. It sounds perfect. But every so often get tested. Just to be on the safe side.

**Grimmy23** · 01-20-22 18:13

Originally Posted by Snaxx [View Original Post]

Once no extras was established, get dressed and leave. Don't pay $60 for nothing. HJs are stupid and will never be as good as your own hand. This culture of paying for poor / no service needs to end. Hold the line fellas!

A good HJ from an attractive girl who knows what she's doing can be pretty nice. I'll take a skilled HJ over a bad BJ any day of the week, especially if the person giving the HJ is attractive and has her naked body available for me to roam and admire while giving the HJ. I do agree that you shouldn't overpay, but I don't agree with just walking away from a service because "only a HJ" is offered. Some of us don't want more than a HJ.

**BetterThanPro** · 01-20-22 18:11

Woke up feeling the need some love so headed over to a new adventure at Saigon Spa in Huntington Beach. What a surprise! 2 girls were available so I selected the one that greeted me, jasmine. Nice looking and fit. Probably early 30's. Started with a nice gentle massage with some nice touching and wandering hands. No panties under her tight dress so I wandered everywhere. She was soft and fit. After 10 minutes she asked what I wanted! Everything I said. She proceeded to undress and get on top of me for a BBBJ with my balls being licked up and down. After 5 minutes, She then proceeded to lube her pussy and I assumed to put the cover on me. To my surprise she let me enter her uncovered. She was tight and very very horney. She enjoyed it as much as I did with multiple orgasms. After about 20 minutes I unloaded with a big smile. She gave me a big smile and a kiss and cleaned me up. What an amazing morning.

**Snaxx** · 01-20-22 17:54

Originally Posted by DeeNewGuy [View Original Post]

Went to Levender today. There was one girl in their waiting / break room usually there's two but handed her my 40 for 30 minutes. She looked like your typical asian girl next door. Was cute and looked young so decided to give her a shot. She was wearing some yoga pants and a short sweater and is pretty petite. Lead me to the room and I see Cici walk past was almost going to request her but didn't. I get undressed and lay down she comes in and begins with a weak massage. She tells me her name is Wendy. Does about 20 minutes as I'm laying face down ask me to turn around and starts rubbing my shoulders I but my hand on her ass and start grabbing it, she has a little butt. Smiled and asked me what I wanted. Asked for her mouth but shook her head no and gave me the HJ motion. I shook my head and said mouth. She said it was her first day and they don't do that there. Started massaging around jr and tried one more time for CBJ but said no, HJ only. I said ok then she did the show me the money sign. I had my pants on the chair next to me so just turned over and grabbed 40. She held up a 1 and I gave her a confused look. Said 100 I shook my head and said no she hit me with 80 I laughed and said that's all I got. She handed me the 40 back. Still massaged me for about 5 minutes LOL got up and got undressed. She walks out and has a conversation with the other girl. I leave 20 on the table and walk out. Need some recommendations for tomorrow.

Once no extras was established, get dressed and leave. Don't pay $60 for nothing. HJs are stupid and will never be as good as your own hand. This culture of paying for poor / no service needs to end. Hold the line fellas!

**Slammer6008** · 01-20-22 17:37

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Went there yesterday at at 1:30 brought the girls a bucket of KFC. They love that chicken!!

Had a good time with Ava!! Then went back for a night cap!! Slammers been mixing up his own concoction and I'm telling you boys it works. I don't on the rights!! For now I'll call it cocked and loaded!! I'll be selling this at our next Event.

Just tried some of my cock & loaded drink He is up and ready for today.

**Slammer6008** · 01-20-22 16:45

Went there yesterday at at 1:30 brought the girls a bucket of KFC. They love that chicken!!

Had a good time with Ava!! Then went back for a night cap!! Slammers been mixing up his own concoction and I'm telling you boys it works. I don't on the rights!! For now I'll call it cocked and loaded!! I'll be selling this at our next Event.

**Slammer6008** · 01-20-22 10:33

Originally Posted by Illeffeqt [View Original Post]

You hang them, we bang them.

That's a good one rookie!!

**Nice Guy 99** · 01-20-22 02:15

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Mindy does a fine job keeping her place in order and her girls following the script.

Totally agree.

**Heartless Jay** · 01-20-22 01:21

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

The majority of AMPs don't change the sheets between customers, so you could literally be laying on 10 different guys' jizz stains. That's just gross. Wet carpets. I'll tell you at my place whenever we have the carpets steam cleaned (3-4 x per year) they stay slightly wet for almost a week just because it's cool and dark in the rooms with little exterior ventilation. One of the perils of the way spas are laid out.

For the record, I've got no problem with the cleanliness of Bamboo. I see them change the sheets and the place seems fine to me. My comment about wet carpet was tongue in cheek jab at the monger who called Bamboo "gross". Any place with carpet is going to look worn and grungy pretty quickly with all that traffic, think of how fast hotel rooms get run down. Contrast them with CBK, which reminds me of some of the nasty back alley establishments I've visited in the third world. Mindy does a fine job keeping her place in order and her girls following the script.

**Illeffeqt** · 01-20-22 00:54

Originally Posted by DeeNewGuy [View Original Post]

Went to Levender today. There was one girl in their waiting / break room usually there's two but handed her my 40 for 30 minutes. She looked like your typical asian girl next door. Was cute and looked young so decided to give her a shot. She was wearing some yoga pants and a short sweater and is pretty petite. Lead me to the room and I see Cici walk past was almost going to request her but didn't. I get undressed and lay down she comes in and begins with a weak massage. She tells me her name is Wendy. Does about 20 minutes as I'm laying face down ask me to turn around and starts rubbing my shoulders I but my hand on her ass and start grabbing it, she has a little butt. Smiled and asked me what I wanted. Asked for her mouth but shook her head no and gave me the HJ motion. I shook my head and said mouth. She said it was her first day and they don't do that there. Started massaging around jr and tried one more time for CBJ but said no, HJ only. I said ok then she did the show me the money sign. I had my pants on the chair next to me so just turned over and grabbed 40. She held up a 1 and I gave her a confused look. Said 100 I shook my head and said no she hit me with 80 I laughed and said that's all I got. She handed me the 40 back. Still massaged me for about 5 minutes LOL got up and got undressed. She walks out and has a conversation with the other girl. I leave 20 on the table and walk out. Need some recommendations for tomorrow.

Man, I drove by this place the other day and considered it. Appreciate the DD DNG, plenty of other options within 1-2 miles with more for less. Absolutely the right move, she'll learn.

**Illeffeqt** · 01-20-22 00:51

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

Remember stay back on the curveball.

You hang them, we bang them.

**Grimmy23** · 01-20-22 00:18

Originally Posted by StubbornMule [View Original Post]

This is something I've been curious about for a while. How do you use health insurance at a legit massage place? Do you just give them your insurance info and have them file the claim? Also, how do you set things up so there is no co-pay?

My place doesn't take insurance, the main reason being that medical insurance billing is a whole different animal and you basically need a dedicated employee who specializes in insurance billing, and it's a huge pain in the ass. My spa would never get a return on it. We do have plenty of clients who use their FSA or HSA to pay for their massages. That's pretty common.

**Nice Guy 99** · 01-19-22 23:36

Originally Posted by DeeNewGuy [View Original Post]

Went to Levender today. I leave 20 on the table and walk out. Need some recommendations for tomorrow.

Totally the right response. 20 for nothing 40 for HJ. She will learn.

**Chaos019** · 01-19-22 23:08

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

I stopped by F&C this afternoon for a little bareback fun with Lucy. That girl can sure rotate her hips! On my way out a considerably younger and thinner girl came out of one of the side rooms. I'd never seen her before. Is there some new talent at F&C? If so, does she play by Lucy's rules?

Every provider who works at F&C is down for bareback play if that's what you are asking for. Lucy seems to be the head provider though based on what I assume to be seniority.