Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

Does FS at AMPs include kissing and daty? I checked one of the places and they said its 160/ hr.

Also, is VIP worth the upgrade? Thanks in advance.

It depends on a provider, I. E. YMMV, but you will never go wrong by asking.

[Sosa23]

Chicago Reality Translation. Do this to all reviews and your expectations will be calibrated.

Coco look 7 age 30's menu open English limited massage non existence.

Judi look 6 age late 30's menus open English limited massage ok.

Miki look 6 age late 30 menus open English good massage good.

Outside of Grand Spa, Micki and Coco at Belmont are the only 2 Chicago options I've found that are petite, under 30, and decently attractive (I was not impressed by Judi however, as she is nowhere as fit as the other two). I would be very surprised if either were over 30, but if they are it's not by much. Both are min 1 . 0 for nude L1, and goes up from there. If anyone's got similar options, please advise. Thanks!

[CornCobMaker]

Went to Ozone the other day for a massage. Had a beautiful masseuse but was asking $200 for L1 service. Is this typical for this place? I didn't bite--but was tempted. I tried to get her down to about $150 but she wouldn't budge. Any recommendations on how to get these prices down?

[Lord Tyrion]

Does FS at AMPs include kissing and daty? I checked one of the places and they said its 160/ hr.

Also, is VIP worth the upgrade? Thanks in advance.

[Moss734]

I wouldn't trust the reviews on there, especially for any of the Chinese parlors in the city. They are all reviewed by the same group of private members. I tried more than a few places due to the reviews and got totally duped. All the same parlors get reviewed constantly and get pushed up to the top of the list. And the thing is, I even went out to CA and thought maybe just a Chicago issue, I'll check out a couple places. Nope! Same fake reviews unless I'm just really unlucky each time I go. I cancelled my membership and not signing back up there.

Does anybody here use Rubmaps?

I go on there from time to time because it provides new and valuable insight. However, I noticed something.

It seems like in the downtown / south loop area, and for sure going to the south side and sometimes west, there is an abundance of parlors there that have a bunch of great reviews.

Given the landscape, I am wondering if I am being led astray by fake reviews and if these fit the typical archetype (average looking 40-50+year old asian woman), or if there is actually.

Something to be had at these places. Has anybody checked this out?

[Faboni]

Finally have something useful to share.

A few weeks ago I went to BHC to see April. We were talking after and she seemed pretty certain she'd be there for a lot longer, definitely longer than everyone thought. I finally found some time and decided to make an appointment with her. I text the number and request April, and confirm an appointment within a few minutes.

Few minutes later she starts offering other girls and asking if I want to see someone else, because they're much younger and hotter than April. I say no thank you, and confirm my appt again with April, she says okay! Great! I go in and I'm rushed into one of their rooms by a slim young girl. Definitely not April, but I didn't want to be pushy, and she's not bad at all. I think her name was Annie. I hear the girl talking to someone else outside the room, things are starting to feel a little off. She comes in, walks me out the room, and sends me to another one with a wider middle aged (40+) woman named Monica. This is when I should've walked out, but for $200 I figured I'd give it a shot. I was pretty confused but figured it couldn't be that bad. Especially since I didn't recognize the name from this forum, maybe she's good despite her appearance!

Monica was pretty rough. She was on her phone the whole time and basically laid dead on the table after a very mediocre massage. If given the choice, pick any other girl. If you get suckered into a similar situation, get out of there. Definitely not worth the time or money to see her. I'm going to try to go back again soon, hopefully with an updated roster.

I used it before and now there a lot of fake reviews on the site. If you're suspicious, you can click on the user's profile and if its private or they review and few places then its fake.

[Moejoo]

Marteen was my ATF at LT as well as generally during the glory days of Chicago MPs. If anyone finds her, please let me know. She got pinched for DUI and spent a short stint in the slammer, but I never found her after that.

That being said, I recently saw Mia at CLM and she is now my new ATF. Her body is just insanely attractive and she is super sensual. Three point five for an hour of CFS, BBBJ, and just insane deep looks into my eyes and sincere passion combined with high sex drive just made the experience completely explosive. It was my best MT experience since Marteen at LT.

The pics are so far off at CLM to be useless. Can you give some more details on Mia's height, weight, cup size, etc?

[RedNoFive5]

Dug this up because I saw Jenny recently. L1 + prostate work and everything else below matches my experience. Just me personally, but I think she's a great value when considering everything.

Just average looks, service was L1 with a little bit of Russian thrown in, great private location, overall ok value. No talk of extras at all . She is a cool laid back person.

[Archive]

I went to BHC on Archer today. I was told there are 2 new girls first day working. Are name Barbie and Susie, they are looks like 22 to 24 years old, very pretty, but I like they are smile it was melting my heart, so I am not hesitated to spent 360 for both of them for an hour, it is awesome hour.

[NovaBrain]

So was April there the day you got the bait and switch with Monica?

I don't think she was, I didn't see her at all. Just Annie and Monica. But one of the girls said she's on her period. Post #5702921 mentioned her going back to NY because of her period. They might be related.

[DLover64]

Anyone with intel!?

Marteen was my ATF at LT as well as generally during the glory days of Chicago MPs. If anyone finds her, please let me know. She got pinched for DUI and spent a short stint in the slammer, but I never found her after that.

That being said, I recently saw Mia at CLM and she is now my new ATF. Her body is just insanely attractive and she is super sensual. Three point five for an hour of CFS, BBBJ, and just insane deep looks into my eyes and sincere passion combined with high sex drive just made the experience completely explosive. It was my best MT experience since Marteen at LT.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Does anybody here use Rubmaps?

I go on there from time to time because it provides new and valuable insight. However, I noticed something.

It seems like in the downtown / south loop area, and for sure going to the south side and sometimes west, there is an abundance of parlors there that have a bunch of great reviews.

Given the landscape, I am wondering if I am being led astray by fake reviews and if these fit the typical archetype (average looking 40-50+year old asian woman), or if there is actually.

Something to be had at these places. Has anybody checked this out?

I used to use it but this site is so much better for sharing information. The only thing I use it for now is to get an address of something that's been mentioned. Plus if you click on that specific place you can see if there are a lot of reports IE probably busy or popular. And if they have a table shower / stand up shower, sauna, house fee, names of the lady's and other things. That information is available to anyone. I don't participate in the forum there because I like the way this site is monitored even though I've gotten my hand slapped a few times and probably deservedly so.

[DMichaels69]

So was April there the day you got the bait and switch with Monica?

Finally have something useful to share.

A few weeks ago I went to BHC to see April. We were talking after and she seemed pretty certain she'd be there for a lot longer, definitely longer than everyone thought. I finally found some time and decided to make an appointment with her. I text the number and request April, and confirm an appointment within a few minutes.

Few minutes later she starts offering other girls and asking if I want to see someone else, because they're much younger and hotter than April. I say no thank you, and confirm my appt again with April, she says okay! Great! I go in and I'm rushed into one of their rooms by a slim young girl. Definitely not April, but I didn't want to be pushy, and she's not bad at all. I think her name was Annie. I hear the girl talking to someone else outside the room, things are starting to feel a little off. She comes in, walks me out the room, and sends me to another one with a wider middle aged (40+) woman named Monica. This is when I should've walked out, but for $200 I figured I'd give it a shot. I was pretty confused but figured it couldn't be that bad. Especially since I didn't recognize the name from this forum, maybe she's good despite her appearance!

Monica was pretty rough. She was on her phone the whole time and basically laid dead on the table after a very mediocre massage. If given the choice, pick any other girl. If you get suckered into a similar situation, get out of there. Definitely not worth the time or money to see her. I'm going to try to go back again soon, hopefully with an updated roster.

[Dbiz01]

Does anybody here use Rubmaps?

I go on there from time to time because it provides new and valuable insight. However, I noticed something.

It seems like in the downtown / south loop area, and for sure going to the south side and sometimes west, there is an abundance of parlors there that have a bunch of great reviews.

Given the landscape, I am wondering if I am being led astray by fake reviews and if these fit the typical archetype (average looking 40-50+year old asian woman), or if there is actually.

Something to be had at these places. Has anybody checked this out?

The unfortunate aspect, and it's reported by posters for this site as well, fake reviews are abundant. Care and caution should guide your decision to patronage one MP versus another.

[NovaBrain]

Finally have something useful to share.

A few weeks ago I went to BHC to see April. We were talking after and she seemed pretty certain she'd be there for a lot longer, definitely longer than everyone thought. I finally found some time and decided to make an appointment with her. I text the number and request April, and confirm an appointment within a few minutes.

Few minutes later she starts offering other girls and asking if I want to see someone else, because they're much younger and hotter than April. I say no thank you, and confirm my appt again with April, she says okay! Great! I go in and I'm rushed into one of their rooms by a slim young girl. Definitely not April, but I didn't want to be pushy, and she's not bad at all. I think her name was Annie. I hear the girl talking to someone else outside the room, things are starting to feel a little off. She comes in, walks me out the room, and sends me to another one with a wider middle aged (40+) woman named Monica. This is when I should've walked out, but for $200 I figured I'd give it a shot. I was pretty confused but figured it couldn't be that bad. Especially since I didn't recognize the name from this forum, maybe she's good despite her appearance!

Monica was pretty rough. She was on her phone the whole time and basically laid dead on the table after a very mediocre massage. If given the choice, pick any other girl. If you get suckered into a similar situation, get out of there. Definitely not worth the time or money to see her. I'm going to try to go back again soon, hopefully with an updated roster.