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[Twist]

Yah this was a case of misinterpretation LOL. Having said that any female asking for a +Ben can GtFOH with that nonsense.

Jesus fucking Christ I am sorry I brought it up. Let me break it down for you.

For 7 hours of dinner / drinks and a show plus 2 hours of behind closed doors, Clara charges 1500 CAD or 1200 USD at todays rates. 7+2=9 for the math impaired and 1200/9 = 133/ hr USD. You get an evening with a woman who is educated, can read for comprehension (which some of you fuck bird don't appear to be able to do) and is competent in basic math. She is not on drugs, well traveled and can hold a conversation. She will make you the center of her attention and genuinely flirt with you all night because that is what you are paying for. In the bedroom, she won't stop until she has acquired your very soul because she is actually into it thanks to all that flirting and getting to know you. All you need is to be interesting, kind, and have just a little game; a few interesting life stories helps too.

Money gets you in the door but game gets you the best any of these ladies have to offer. Hell, I don't think you even need to be good looking with most of the ladies. Just kind, confident, and in the moment. Clara even states on her site that she prefers longer dates where she gets to know the person she is with and her rates reflect that. That is why the hourly rate is so high. She is not interested in pump and dumps; you pay a premium for that honor. She actually wants you to go someplace else for that but will take your money if you insist.

I don't blame her. If I was selling my company to men, I would not want any cheap scrubs either. If I have to deal with an asshole who just wants to shove his dick in me off and on for an hour, I would want to be well compensated for my troubles.

This is not unusual for independent Montreal escorts. They have a business plan, an exit strategy, and a clientele they want to attract. Men with money that want an experience. That sounded like what the original poster was after, which is why I posted my comment.

If you want a one hour pump and dump, escortsxo.com will meet your needs for about 200/ hr USD. It will not be the same experience but the lady will be in her early twenties, attractive, on time and not on a drug harder than Marijuana. Most likely, she won't even be on that while she is working but I don't mind a little Mary Jane on the balcony from time to time prior to services rendered. I will tell you the experience is better with the Mary Jane prior. Bonding over a joint is a short cut; especially if you provide good weed and you are her last date for the night. Again, this assumes you know how to smile, be kind, dont excrete creepy and have some game.

One of the ladies I spent an evening with was laid off from Cirque du Soleil (based in Montreal) when they were retooling a show. I had no idea when I booked the date, I just liked her twitter feed and thought we would hit it off. She had some great stories and more than delivered behind closed doors. She had some rings suspended from the ceiling where she practices her act and it was amazing to see her up close and personal as she worked me into the performance. I learned exactly how inflexible I am; need to take up yoga. For the bean counters, that date was 1200 CAD for 8 hours, or 110/ hr US at the exchange rate in early 2020 when the dollar was stronger. She ended up spending 10 hours with me; which I compensated her for because I had a wonderful evening and it was the right thing to do.

I know I am pissing into the wind here so I have nothing more to say on the topic. DM me if you want real intel on this topic; my work is based in Montreal and I spend a lot of time there for company events.

Otherwise, to quote Florence Henderson.

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET the help!

Subtitle: GIVE ME A BREAK! IF YOU DON'T WANT HELP, I WON'T HELP YOU!

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

Subtitle: NEVER MIND. YOU'RE STUPID, ANYWAY. GOLLY!

[JanusCanal84]

JC84, Based on today's exchange rates, $550 CAD is +/- $440 USD, just as Lebowski said. The $60 rate you are posting about was in reply to the original post about the probable rate of a US provider that "could" compare to a $550 CAD provider and the joke was about the possibility of $550 CAD becoming the going rate here.

Grain 56.

Yah this was a case of misinterpretation LOL. Having said that any female asking for a +Ben can GtFOH with that nonsense.

[SC James]

Good afternoon gentleman, sorry it took me a bit but just a quick review and update on Sophia. I saw her the other day as always she looks amazing. Nicely shape Latina! All I can say is she is just as good know as when she retired a few years ago. I am not going to go into specific details just know the the menu is open except for visiting the Greek isles. She just gave me her new digits to issue out. She doesn't see AA she said she will activate a new account on USA because her old account was deleted and she cannot get on to her old account.

Stay safe.

Orlo69.

About time we get some good returning stars!

[Orlo69]

Good evening gentlemen, just an FYI Maddie B is back in the picture and is looking to see a few good gentleman. Hit me up if your interested.

Stay safe.

Orlo69.

[Seeking2020]

I had the pleasure of meeting Sophia UTR before the pandemic, and can confirm that she was a sexy and fun companion, whom I can recommend. Good news, if she is going to be back in the hobby. All went well, and as expected.

Good afternoon just an FYI, gentleman Sophia UTR contacted me and told me she might be getting back into the hobby. I will be meeting later this week with her. From what she told me she is going to be very selective of who she sees and extremely low volume. I will know more when a meet with her. I will keep you guys posted.

Stay safe.

Orlo69.

[Lebowski69]

I guess that's your answer LOL.

Are you sure? Perhaps day drinking was a mistake.

[EveryDay J]

When are they leaving?

Got a text from Vicki saying she'd be available until 6 pm tomorrow. Enzo's review was spot on as well, had a very similar experience and thoroughly enjoyed the time.

[Orlo69]

Good afternoon gentleman, sorry it took me a bit but just a quick review and update on Sophia. I saw her the other day as always she looks amazing. Nicely shape Latina! All I can say is she is just as good know as when she retired a few years ago. I am not going to go into specific details just know the the menu is open except for visiting the Greek isles. She just gave me her new digits to issue out. She doesn't see AA she said she will activate a new account on USA because her old account was deleted and she cannot get on to her old account.

Stay safe.

Orlo69.

[JanusCanal84]

Let me know what I did wrong in my calc.

I'm on my second White Russian so take that under consideration.

I guess that's your answer LOL.

[Grain 56]

That's 550 Canadian so with todays exchange rate just shy of $440 US dollars LOL. Going to need a second job if that becomes the going rate.

The dude abides.

Your Exchange Rate is a Bit Off: Mate $60 US equates to $74 CAD. I know your being sarcastic but that just way off.

JC84, Based on today's exchange rates, $550 CAD is +/- $440 USD, just as Lebowski said. The $60 rate you are posting about was in reply to the original post about the probable rate of a US provider that "could" compare to a $550 CAD provider and the joke was about the possibility of $550 CAD becoming the going rate here.

Grain 56.

[Lebowski69]

Mate $60 US equates to $74 CAD. I know your being sarcastic but that just way off.

So if I use your numbers. 60 USD /74 Cad =. 78 USD / cad. I looked up todays rate and it's. 8 USD to cad. Or 1. 25 cad to USD.

So 550 cad x. 80 USD/cad= $440.00 USD. Let me know what I did wrong in my calc. I'm on my second White Russian so take that under consideration. However no mater which currency we are talking about this is a serious case of GPS!

The dude abides.

[Orlando Monger]

Mate $60 US equates to $74 CAD. I know your being sarcastic but that just way off.

Yes, she is worth SW price of 60 US for everything including CIP / CIA and no more.

Current exchange rate for 1 US dollar will get you 1.25 liberal shithole dollars.

Canadian pussy is usually free for Americans due to the fact they all want to be American instead.

Just go there saying you are looking for a wife and watch them do crazy shit to get that citizenship!

[Mistro61]

Decided to try out brunas friend Vicky, wow. Bruna is in her 20's, vicky is in her 30's. She is attractive, short, greeting me at the door in lingerie, amazing body, D cups and a great ass. Definitely took a liking to me, kept commenting on my looks, she said bruna told her she would like me. Bad english skills but I speak spanish so it was all good. A lot of DFK, gave a very sensual BBBJ, couldn't DT on me but gave a good effort trying. DATY was great, started shaking when she came. Back to BBBJ than slipped the cover on, she rode me while DFK and FIA (I'm going to ask about greek next time). Couple more positions than started pounding away in K9, she was very vocal and made her cum again, couldn't hold it any longer so busted in the cover. After we laid there naked for about 20 minutes talking. Great time with these Brazilian ladies. Too bad they are leaving, trying to return in March. I will be waiting.

When are they leaving?

[JanusCanal84]

That's 550 Canadian so with todays exchange rate just shy of $440 US dollars LOL. Going to need a second job if that becomes the going rate.

The dude abides.

Mate $60 US equates to $74 CAD. I know your being sarcastic but that just way off.

[Enzo2018]

Decided to try out brunas friend Vicky, wow. Bruna is in her 20's, vicky is in her 30's. She is attractive, short, greeting me at the door in lingerie, amazing body, D cups and a great ass. Definitely took a liking to me, kept commenting on my looks, she said bruna told her she would like me. Bad english skills but I speak spanish so it was all good. A lot of DFK, gave a very sensual BBBJ, couldn't DT on me but gave a good effort trying. DATY was great, started shaking when she came. Back to BBBJ than slipped the cover on, she rode me while DFK and FIA (I'm going to ask about greek next time). Couple more positions than started pounding away in K9, she was very vocal and made her cum again, couldn't hold it any longer so busted in the cover. After we laid there naked for about 20 minutes talking. Great time with these Brazilian ladies. Too bad they are leaving, trying to return in March. I will be waiting.