Massage Parlor Reports

[PussyPoker]

Seems someone is upset with the tips at Lisuia spa. I have been there a few times and it is over priced.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/442668663.html

[Snowmadics]

Called up sat morning. It was an acupuncture clinic. Wasn't sure if I would be successful or not. I paid. 65 for an hour massage which rated about a 7. I got undressed and laid face down on table. No cover. No teasing. Then cover on the flip. At this point I was thinking I was just getting a massage. Then after she did one leg and moved to the other she massage my upper thigh and I sighed to let her know I enjoyed it. Then she kept moving higher while asking me what I did for a living. I lied but it worked. Next thing I know I got a HR and left a. 4 tip. She didn't ask for tip but I left one anyway.

I'm tryna stop doing this, but I'the go back cuz it's close to my job. And cheap. I think her name began with a "j"

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/441027353.html

[GoldenGreek]

This place is consistent. You have to put down$80 for the massage. You can get an HR every single time. All the girls are Latina. Touching is acceptable, but you need to give the slightest hint that you are interested and they will proceed. I've had up to 5 or 6 different girls. I've never had the same one twice. Also, their prices are sometimes quite different depending on the girl you get. Jennie is the best.

Any other extras available? BJ, FS?

[Bend It]

After reading previous about possibly some new talent at Elegant, I pointed my car towards 26th St. this afternoon. Never been there so I was getting excited as I normally do when exploring new hunting grounds. As I drove by searching for a parking space I glanced over to see the front door wide open. Another quick look at my outdoor thermometer told me it was 90 and they should have the air on inside. Thinking maybe it was just open for a minute I turned around and drove by again, but I could see all the way through to the back, so I just continued on past. I'll probably give it another shot, but on a cooler day.

They have an individual air conditioner - a window unit - in the massage room.

[PittPanther]

Flash, good to hear from you old friend.

Ninel has been advertising for about 15 years now. Same ad different location. Every report I have EVER heard about her is "she is so strange."

Pass the word and stay away from her. I assume she just keeps getting new customers and never repeat ones.

I have a soft spot for Ninel. She is NOT a looker (she's an old lady), and she does NOT allow touching (who wants to touch an old lady, anyway?)...

But man, can she tease and handle the stick! She provides one of the best HS I ever get. Full hour, lots of teasing and build-up.

I have her on my Chicago 'old reliable' list.

[Dent55]

THe EROS add for asian escorts, selena 559-1170 and Jessica 299-3161 are answered by the same person, same location, only one girl. It was not Selena, might have been Jessica, hard to tell, from Vietnam except her C's were fake and she was from Thialand. Oh well the asian apts are well, to quote a former Arizona Cardinal football coach. "They are who we think they are". All of that being said, the girl did have an ass you could bounce a quarter off of, haven't squeezed one of those lately, and nice fake C's, pretty face, nice smile, was very freindly and pleasant and into her job. One problem, the apt wasn't very nice, very run down and is in an area that I really didn't trust my car there, and I stuck out like a sore thumb. I obviously looked liked I was lost or trying to score something.

The final score, Dent -160, Asian +160, the pussy wins again, never the less worth the money.

[HappyGardener]

Stay away from this very strange old lady!

She's been advertising for years, first on the northside and now on S.Michigan Ave.

Mediocre at best legit massage and way over priced at $85.

HS available for another $50, but NO TOUCHING her and if you even rub the back of her leg she'll really ***** you out. Weird and a little psycho. She first talked to me about how legit she is, then offered "extras" for more cash, then started playing with little dickie and the boys, then totally freaked out when I rubbed the back of her leg--while she was rubbing my 3rd leg! After ranting for 5 mintues she then started up with the HS again, but I got up and bolted.

Many bad reports over the years, I'm surprised she is still around.

If you see an ad for "best Ukranian massage" it's Ninel the nutcase.

Flash, good to hear from you old friend.

Ninel has been advertising for about 15 years now. Same ad different location. Every report I have EVER heard about her is "she is so strange."

Pass the word and stay away from her. I assume she just keeps getting new customers and never repeat ones.

[HappyGardener]

I've gone to Senina twice in the last month, and I continue to be totally mystified by the place. Both times I've gotten hot, friendly girls. Both times, the table shower has been very thorough. Both times, the towel has come off early in the massage. Both times, the massage including a lot of playing with "the boys. " And one time, the massage included a lot of finger play around my. Well, you get the idea. But when it comes to the final event, they demure.

It seems nonsensical. The rest clearly crosses the line I'd be waiting for them to cross if I were a Less Enthusiastic customer, so. I don't know. It's odd.

I can't say if I'll go back or not. Apparently there's a magic word that I just don't know.

The magic word is Franklins not Jacksons

[HappyGardener]

Greetings. My travels have brought me to Chicago from the great services of the AMP's in San Francisco. Specifically CEO SPA out there. Hanging out in Arlington Heights for a few days and looing for attentive services suggestions. Thanks. PM me with details.

Wrong forum. Look in the Mount Prospect section

[HappyGardener]

Has anyone ever been to m2 spa on kedsie? I was there a while ago but the staff has changed to all american, and the prices have gone up. anyone ever been?

3614 W. Iriving Park Road
Anyone been to a spa at this location on Irving Park that is currently advertising in the Reader? It just reads, "Body and' Soul Spa, steam / dry sauna. Asian massage. Open 9 am. 10 pm accepting Visa and Mastercard. " Somehow this one's not been on my radar. Then again, I'm not in this area very often, but wouldn't mind making the trip and checking it out if nobody else has yet.

Both places have been written up over the last two years. Use the search function for more detailed reports.

M2 is now Latina and seems to be overpriced as their better options available.

Body and Soul on Irving Park has older, paranoid Korean women working there. Got a couple of OK massages but asked for and recieved nothing more. Again there are better options available. If you get put in the front massage room there, be assured you are going to get nothing.

It seems strange to me that suddenly we are getting more and more Latinas working in these former AMPS. I have talked to some of them at one place and they have told me about the Mexican only bordellos that I knew existed, but have only been able to get into once. The girls told me that they see 20 to 30 guys a day in those places, more on paydays.

Its a menu system in those places. FS- $xx. topless FS? More$. Want a BJ with that FS? More $.

They get tired and worn out prety quick, but most of them do it for the big chunk of change. They then return to the store front massage places where they only see 2, 3, 4 ,guys a day and most of them are HJs only.

Anyway, just my 2 cents.

[HappyGardener]

I've had up to 5 or 6 different girls. I've never had the same one twice. Also, their prices are sometimes quite different depending on the girl you get. Jennie is the best.

Never had the same girl twice? Is that why they always have the help wanted sign in the window?

[Enderwiggen]

May. 1.0

Email for details.

[Colomoon]

Greetings. My travels have brought me to Chicago from the great services of the AMP's in San Francisco. Specifically CEO SPA out there. Hanging out in Arlington Heights for a few days and looing for attentive services suggestions. Thanks. PM me with details.

[Musei]

I've been trying to do the math and the circumstances and all I can narrow it down to is Lilly at Senina. I don't get out much but when I saw her fantastic lips, I couldn't resist and went balls-out! Shit, the ***** wouldn't quit so I dined all night... (ok, just a couple of hours) Now I think I got burned for my efforts, shit!!

I could be wrong, but I doubt it, just be careful guys.

[Arete06]

I went to VS. They are okay. I will say that they are not better than Bamboo Massage, but, of course, this may be due to my limited experience. Vic. Sp. is on a major street and requires you to buzz in, which may cause a bit of nervousness as you wait to be let in full view. Overall, the atmosphere was great, but the girl was weird, not quite sure what to make of her. She did a hr, but either she was inexperienced or scared or both.