Massage Parlor Reports

**JietMan** · 01-20-22 12:19

Originally Posted by TeeTime69 [View Original Post]

My team of Accountants (not the kind I know from TikTok) should have it tallied up by the April 18 deadline.

What else would I spend my IRA and 401-k RMD on?

https://youtu.be/D9QCvgKW7fk

**SingDong99** · 01-20-22 12:18

Originally Posted by YoungBuck7 [View Original Post]

It's interesting to see an opinion of her like this. I agree 100% about the no ass and hips which makes her look almost cartoonish LOL her face is ok but what makes guys come back is her demeanor and patience with her service. Oh yeah and her perfect implants. I only saw her one time about a year ago and it was incredible, I haven't been back because the price is a bit steep and it's a bit of a drive for me. But with all this talk about her I think I'm going to have to give into my urges (FYI her phone is out of service right now. Looks like she does this when she's not taking clients. I talked to her last week and she said she was green lights from here on out, anybody know what's up?

What I really enjoyed about her, and this was pre-covid, was that she's 1) not asian and speaks fluent English and 2) was willing to participate in DFK, and she's a pretty good kisser. Not sure if this has changed since / during the pandemic?

**Member #6244** · 01-20-22 11:25

Originally Posted by LiquorLotto [View Original Post]

She's nice but she doesn't have an ass at all or any hips and really short too. She's literally all boobs that she comes off as stocky kinda which doesn't work for me. Thought the boobs would be enough but haven't felt any urge to go back. Good time though. To each his own.

It's interesting to see an opinion of her like this. I agree 100% about the no ass and hips which makes her look almost cartoonish LOL her face is ok but what makes guys come back is her demeanor and patience with her service. Oh yeah and her perfect implants. I only saw her one time about a year ago and it was incredible, I haven't been back because the price is a bit steep and it's a bit of a drive for me. But with all this talk about her I think I'm going to have to give into my urges (FYI her phone is out of service right now. Looks like she does this when she's not taking clients. I talked to her last week and she said she was green lights from here on out, anybody know what's up?

**TeeTime69** · 01-20-22 11:19

Originally Posted by JietMan [View Original Post]

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

My team of Accountants (not the kind I know from TikTok) should have it tallied up by the April 18 deadline.

What else would I spend my IRA and 401-k RMD on?

**JietMan** · 01-20-22 10:10

Originally Posted by CarmeloJoe35 [View Original Post]

You spent $20,000 on her and didn't get one fuck out of it? Wow.

Has anyone figured out what they've spent so far on this hobby?

**Liquor Lotto** · 01-20-22 10:00

She's nice but she doesn't have an ass at all or any hips and really short too. She's literally all boobs that she comes off as stocky kinda which doesn't work for me. Thought the boobs would be enough but haven't felt any urge to go back. Good time though. To each his own.

**CarmeloJoe35** · 01-20-22 09:34

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

12. Covid sanitizing after sessions.

13. Did I mention those boobs? Haha.

Cons

There are no cons. Shes perfect.

Natasha is the best. As I said no full service but always a great time with a really great lady. I am very lucky to be one of her many regulars. 200/ hr 100/ hhr. Mm686.

You spent $20,000 on her and didn't get one fuck out of it? Wow.

**Ecuyer** · 01-20-22 08:25

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

12. Covid sanitizing after sessions.

13. Did I mention those boobs? Haha.

Cons

There are no cons. Shes perfect.

Natasha is the best. As I said no full service but always a great time with a really great lady. I am very lucky to be one of her many regulars. 200/ hr 100/ hhr. Mm686.

Sounds like you found a real gem there. Thank you for sharing. Where does the line form? LOL.

**Jp1225** · 01-20-22 08:11

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

Are the tits real or were they purchased with some of the $20 k it sounds like you have spent on her over the years? Kidding. But Don't make my mistake, never go back and try adding up how much you've invested (and sometimes wasted) on this hobby. Thank you for the detailed report of your experience with her though, I've read other glowing reports and seeing as I live in the area I owe it to myself to try her. What is the best way to contact her?

**MichiganMan686** · 01-20-22 07:44

Well how do I write a review on 100 visits to natasha of novi. Lmao. Ok a pros and cons list. Here we go.

Pros.

1. Those boobs. Whoa.

2. On time every time. All 100 times.

3. Super clean incall. Hospital clean.

4. Towels and shower avaliable.

5. Those boobs. Damn.

6. She is Hot AF.

7. Not full service but so much fun.

8. She is a caring kind and intelligent lady.

9. Those boobs. Wow.

10. You get all your time everytime.

11. Never cancels.

12. Covid sanitizing after sessions.

13. Did I mention those boobs? Haha.

Cons

There are no cons. Shes perfect.

Natasha is the best. As I said no full service but always a great time with a really great lady. I am very lucky to be one of her many regulars. 200/ hr 100/ hhr. Mm686.

**RevRun** · 01-20-22 02:20

Originally Posted by UltraFind77 [View Original Post]

Last time I was there a guy was trying to give me a massage. AHH NOPE.

I've never seen a guy there but I would have left if they sent one in the room.

**T Long** · 01-19-22 21:25

Originally Posted by Brute [View Original Post]

Been here a couple times. Strictly legit massage but very good. 8/10 massage. Last time I was there she brushed up on the boys a couple times and can't tell if accident or sending a message. Don't know if it makes a difference but next time I go it will be toward evening time. If I get someone new I will give another attempt for extras. 100 for 90 min, 30 for tip.

PM if you prefer.

**Brute** · 01-19-22 21:00

Been here a couple times. Strictly legit massage but very good. 8/10 massage. Last time I was there she brushed up on the boys a couple times and can't tell if accident or sending a message. Don't know if it makes a difference but next time I go it will be toward evening time. If I get someone new I will give another attempt for extras. 100 for 90 min, 30 for tip.

**Brute** · 01-19-22 20:50

I have posted on this place before and swore it off as a he place but the massage was pretty good. I decided to visit this place again for a legit massage as my back was hurting. Called and asked for Gia Gia and arrived at 7 pm. However this time I am greeted by a tall Asian ***** with a deep voice. Onto the table I go and right off the bat the teasing begins. We do the song and dance for 30 minutes or so and I'm grabbing her ass and legs. I flip. She goes for the balls and pulls out her tit for me to lick. B cups. Turned out to be self service after all that. Paid the hour fee of 70 and 40 for tip. Definitely will not return for anything now.

**Member #6244** · 01-19-22 20:05

I'm looking for an UTR busty provider, It's so much different than it was 7-8 years ago when I first started the hobby. Anyone know of a utr busty provider who gives a good massage as well? I feel like I've seen them all (Lia, Natasha, Ciara, Amy, Rosanne. Ect. The list goes on and on LOL). I'll trade in a pm if preferred. You can reference my old posts as well to see the information that I've put out there. Thanks!