Massage Parlor Reports

**Carb** · 10-10-07 14:35

Was in Chicago a couple of weeks ago (I now live in WA) and had just a couple of hours on a Sat. afternoon. Tried CTM but the door was locked and nobody answered a knock. I had seen a post earlier that extras were offered at the parlor on the West side of Milwaukee in the 4300 block (sorry, but I'm bad with names). Decent but not great massage with NO extras. Next visit I'll make time to go to Chinatown.
Whatever happened to the bakery on Milwaukee down closer to the loop?
Carb

**Nicky Forza** · 10-08-07 14:49

Originally Posted by Coolouforever

Has anyone been here? I called today and a sexy sounding latin woman answered the phone it costs .8 for 1 hr massage only. This other guy emailed me that for 140 he got the massage with a HJ, but he never told me if she was nude or not and what other services she offered.

So the other guy paid what amounts to 80 for a massage and 60 for a HJ.

I'm glad that some of you guys can afford that. The girl musta looked like Aria Giovanni or somebody.

**Al Bundy78** · 10-08-07 14:04

I finally had a chance to go check out what all the talk was about. Great atmosphere, nice rooms w/soft light. I called ahead as was suggested by past posts. I had Myra, long black hair, maybe 5'3". She was a butter face but her body was worth it. Very open to let my hands wander. Best breasts I have ever have the pleasure of! She asked. 60 for topless and $ for full nude after the initial door charge of. 90. I got her to agree to. 40 for topless. Massage quality was a 3. Not really a massage just a light touch and some teasing.

Atmosphere: 8
Massage: 3
HJ:5
Staff (looks & attitude):8

I've had much better massages and HJ at AMP's like Zindy, but the women are usually really ugly. This is the kind of place you go to for the eyecandy and not really the massage.

**Coolouforever** · 10-07-07 19:51

Has anyone been here? I called today and a sexy sounding latin woman answered the phone it costs .8 for 1 hr massage only. This other guy emailed me that for 140 he got the massage with a HJ, but he never told me if she was nude or not and what other services she offered.

**PussyPoker** · 10-07-07 18:46

Seems someone is upset with the tips at Lisuia spa. I have been there a few times and it is over priced.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/442668663.html

**Snowmadics** · 10-07-07 04:14

Called up sat morning. It was an acupuncture clinic. Wasn't sure if I would be successful or not. I paid. 65 for an hour massage which rated about a 7. I got undressed and laid face down on table. No cover. No teasing. Then cover on the flip. At this point I was thinking I was just getting a massage. Then after she did one leg and moved to the other she massage my upper thigh and I sighed to let her know I enjoyed it. Then she kept moving higher while asking me what I did for a living. I lied but it worked. Next thing I know I got a HR and left a. 4 tip. She didn't ask for tip but I left one anyway.

I'm tryna stop doing this, but I'the go back cuz it's close to my job. And cheap. I think her name began with a "j"

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/441027353.html

**GoldenGreek** · 10-04-07 01:52

Originally Posted by Arete06

This place is consistent. You have to put down$80 for the massage. You can get an HR every single time. All the girls are Latina. Touching is acceptable, but you need to give the slightest hint that you are interested and they will proceed. I've had up to 5 or 6 different girls. I've never had the same one twice. Also, their prices are sometimes quite different depending on the girl you get. Jennie is the best.

Any other extras available? BJ, FS?

**Bend It** · 10-02-07 20:03

Originally Posted by Head First

After reading previous about possibly some new talent at Elegant, I pointed my car towards 26th St. this afternoon. Never been there so I was getting excited as I normally do when exploring new hunting grounds. As I drove by searching for a parking space I glanced over to see the front door wide open. Another quick look at my outdoor thermometer told me it was 90 and they should have the air on inside. Thinking maybe it was just open for a minute I turned around and drove by again, but I could see all the way through to the back, so I just continued on past. I'll probably give it another shot, but on a cooler day.

They have an individual air conditioner - a window unit - in the massage room.

**PittPanther** · 10-02-07 14:30

Originally Posted by HappyGardener

Flash, good to hear from you old friend.

Ninel has been advertising for about 15 years now. Same ad different location. Every report I have EVER heard about her is "she is so strange."

Pass the word and stay away from her. I assume she just keeps getting new customers and never repeat ones.

I have a soft spot for Ninel. She is NOT a looker (she's an old lady), and she does NOT allow touching (who wants to touch an old lady, anyway?)...

But man, can she tease and handle the stick! She provides one of the best HS I ever get. Full hour, lots of teasing and build-up.

I have her on my Chicago 'old reliable' list.

**Dent55** · 10-02-07 13:02

THe EROS add for asian escorts, selena 559-1170 and Jessica 299-3161 are answered by the same person, same location, only one girl. It was not Selena, might have been Jessica, hard to tell, from Vietnam except her C's were fake and she was from Thialand. Oh well the asian apts are well, to quote a former Arizona Cardinal football coach. "They are who we think they are". All of that being said, the girl did have an ass you could bounce a quarter off of, haven't squeezed one of those lately, and nice fake C's, pretty face, nice smile, was very freindly and pleasant and into her job. One problem, the apt wasn't very nice, very run down and is in an area that I really didn't trust my car there, and I stuck out like a sore thumb. I obviously looked liked I was lost or trying to score something.

The final score, Dent -160, Asian +160, the pussy wins again, never the less worth the money.

**HappyGardener** · 10-02-07 12:38

Originally Posted by Flashman

Stay away from this very strange old lady!

She's been advertising for years, first on the northside and now on S.Michigan Ave.

Mediocre at best legit massage and way over priced at $85.

HS available for another $50, but NO TOUCHING her and if you even rub the back of her leg she'll really ***** you out. Weird and a little psycho. She first talked to me about how legit she is, then offered "extras" for more cash, then started playing with little dickie and the boys, then totally freaked out when I rubbed the back of her leg--while she was rubbing my 3rd leg! After ranting for 5 mintues she then started up with the HS again, but I got up and bolted.

Many bad reports over the years, I'm surprised she is still around.

If you see an ad for "best Ukranian massage" it's Ninel the nutcase.

Flash, good to hear from you old friend.

Ninel has been advertising for about 15 years now. Same ad different location. Every report I have EVER heard about her is "she is so strange."

Pass the word and stay away from her. I assume she just keeps getting new customers and never repeat ones.

**HappyGardener** · 10-02-07 12:36

Originally Posted by Chitown Clown

I've gone to Senina twice in the last month, and I continue to be totally mystified by the place. Both times I've gotten hot, friendly girls. Both times, the table shower has been very thorough. Both times, the towel has come off early in the massage. Both times, the massage including a lot of playing with "the boys. " And one time, the massage included a lot of finger play around my. Well, you get the idea. But when it comes to the final event, they demure.

It seems nonsensical. The rest clearly crosses the line I'd be waiting for them to cross if I were a Less Enthusiastic customer, so. I don't know. It's odd.

I can't say if I'll go back or not. Apparently there's a magic word that I just don't know.

The magic word is Franklins not Jacksons

**HappyGardener** · 10-02-07 12:34

Originally Posted by Colomoon

Greetings. My travels have brought me to Chicago from the great services of the AMP's in San Francisco. Specifically CEO SPA out there. Hanging out in Arlington Heights for a few days and looing for attentive services suggestions. Thanks. PM me with details.

Wrong forum. Look in the Mount Prospect section

**HappyGardener** · 10-02-07 12:32

Originally Posted by Palms

Has anyone ever been to m2 spa on kedsie? I was there a while ago but the staff has changed to all american, and the prices have gone up. anyone ever been?

Originally Posted by SpaSearch

3614 W. Iriving Park Road
Anyone been to a spa at this location on Irving Park that is currently advertising in the Reader? It just reads, "Body and' Soul Spa, steam / dry sauna. Asian massage. Open 9 am. 10 pm accepting Visa and Mastercard. " Somehow this one's not been on my radar. Then again, I'm not in this area very often, but wouldn't mind making the trip and checking it out if nobody else has yet.

Both places have been written up over the last two years. Use the search function for more detailed reports.

M2 is now Latina and seems to be overpriced as their better options available.

Body and Soul on Irving Park has older, paranoid Korean women working there. Got a couple of OK massages but asked for and recieved nothing more. Again there are better options available. If you get put in the front massage room there, be assured you are going to get nothing.

It seems strange to me that suddenly we are getting more and more Latinas working in these former AMPS. I have talked to some of them at one place and they have told me about the Mexican only bordellos that I knew existed, but have only been able to get into once. The girls told me that they see 20 to 30 guys a day in those places, more on paydays.

Its a menu system in those places. FS- $xx. topless FS? More$. Want a BJ with that FS? More $.

They get tired and worn out prety quick, but most of them do it for the big chunk of change. They then return to the store front massage places where they only see 2, 3, 4 ,guys a day and most of them are HJs only.

Anyway, just my 2 cents.

**HappyGardener** · 10-02-07 12:19

Originally Posted by Arete06

I've had up to 5 or 6 different girls. I've never had the same one twice. Also, their prices are sometimes quite different depending on the girl you get. Jennie is the best.

Never had the same girl twice? Is that why they always have the help wanted sign in the window?