Massage Parlor Reports

[LAPartner]

Looks like RubRatings changed to RubMD. New site is trash. Can't hide the endless scam ads to find the good independent providers. Any reccos on finding good independents?

[PriscillaM]

New to the area. Any recommendations for good places with HJ or BBJ with providers in their 20's?

If you are in west Hollywood, you need to go to 8155 and fuck a Latina.

[Erikjin]

I am unaware of Korean massage parlors, the ones we worship here are all Chinese gals.

As for agencies, there are a couple user forums down below and a couple huckleberries (tounsten, bastard chorum, bonerappetitty, et al) who are on a mission to fuck every k-girl in the la area and tell us how great they are. Be warned, on occasion the pictures are fake.

I am down to try new things!

I would love to meet some new Chinese gals!

Any recommendations?

Thanks!

[Grimmy23]

I am unaware of Korean massage parlors, the ones we worship here are all Chinese gals.

As for agencies, there are a couple user forums down below and a couple huckleberries (tounsten, bastard chorum, bonerappetitty, et al) who are on a mission to fuck every k-girl in the la area and tell us how great they are. Be warned, on occasion the pictures are fake.

The establishments in Downey and surrounding areas are Korean, some with a mix of Korean and Latina. Most of the time they aren't great though - 40 something and just ok looking.

[JdPierce21]

New to the area. Any recommendations for good places with HJ or BBJ with providers in their 20's?

[PriscillaM]

Hey guys!

I'll be down for a while, new to this area.

Any solid KAMP or Agencies around?

Thanks!

I am unaware of Korean massage parlors, the ones we worship here are all Chinese gals.

As for agencies, there are a couple user forums down below and a couple huckleberries (tounsten, bastard chorum, bonerappetitty, et al) who are on a mission to fuck every k-girl in the la area and tell us how great they are. Be warned, on occasion the pictures are fake.

[Erikjin]

Hey guys!

I'll be down for a while, new to this area.

Any solid KAMP or Agencies around?

Thanks!

[DerekBrwn]

Hey, any mongers know of a place to get a good manzilian and HJ / BBJ. Around the westside area, been looking for a good spot for a couple weeks to no avail.

[Grimmy23]

I will not comment at the outset on you belief that a handjob provider at gold finger only works 3-4 hours of a 10-12 hour shift. Instead, and I invite grimmy to chip in, let's start with profit margins.

Apple computer has a profit margin (pre tax is all I care about) in the last full year of reporting of 29.85%. Pfizer has a margin of 30.55%. Facebook runs at 42.4%.

Now, let's try and figure out what kind of margins goldfinger has. I am going to ignore the build out costs of the space. That is a fixed cost and is sunk. The owner will either make it back or not, and it does not affect his margins. I assume he did not borrow funds from a bank to install doors with a window in it.

I am going to assume that the only significant expenses of this place are the two killers for any business, rent and labor. Unlike restaurants and retail, there are no goods being sold. The only fucken operating costs of goldfinger are the immense volume of towel laundry expense and the time and cost of sourcing those ridiculous 4.25 ounce waters.

So, now let's go back to gross profits. A girl there on a 10 hour shift has to be at least 60% occupied. So she is making the place gross 300 a day (it seems to still be 50 an hour). There are 4 girls on average a day (actually 5, but lets be conservative), open seven days a week, for gross house payment of $36 k monthly.

Now, there are tips on top, which I will simply add on to the gross by adding 120% - I know of no one tipping at the finger for an hour at 50 for less than 50. It is much more, but just for estimation purposes. So now add another 43 k a month. With four girls working at around 60% capacity, you get to that little shithole making $79 k a month gross.

I figure they pay each of the girls there 300 dollars a day, so on 4 girls, basically you pay 36 k out the door a month.

You are left with 43 k a month. Rent is probably 10 k a month. The rest of the expenses, such as towels, water, rubbing alcohol, a new washer dryer due to human semen plugging up the pipes and candy in those dishes, is another 3 k monthly.

So you are taking home 30 k a month. On 79 k gross, the profit margin is 38%. Now grimmy can step in and tell us that there are other expenses, or that the girls keep more of the tip. Who knows. But if you can find me a business that operates on a 38% margin, well fuck the iphone and the safe, effective and free vaccine, and the waste of time spent stalking pussy on IG, where do I invest?

You're pretty spot on actually. Yeah there are other expenses. I pay about $1500/ week for advertising and marketing, but these spas surely don't spend anywhere near that. I pay royalties because I'm a franchise. Maintenance costs. You'd be amazed how much shit breaks every day that you need to fix or replace. Those towel warmers that spas use? All cheap made in China pieces of shit that don't last. I replace those damn things constantly. Linen service is about $2000/ month for sheets alone (we wash our own towels in house but sheets are a gigantic pain in the ass). You're probably within a couple thousand dollars of being accurate though one way or another.

One big thing to keep in mind with "hobby" spas. For most of them, the actual owner is some dude sitting in China or Hong Kong outside the reach of US authorities, so that's where most of the money goes. The "owner" here is just a pawn recruited by the real owner in Asia. He takes whatever the cut is for himself and sends the rest overseas. If he gets busted, no biggie for the real owner. He just recruits another pawn to "own" a couple spas. There are exceptions of course, but for the most part that's how these places run. Nobody in the US is getting rich from them. That's also why AMPs are so hard to break up and a lot of cities don't even try to bust them - they just let them do their thing as long as they aren't a public nuisance.

[BigBadNut]

You sure about heavena? Went in there the other day but no one was available. The place looked.

Therapeutic legit, just like it's yelp reviews state. Seems like HE might even not be possible there.

I took a stab at this one and the found a 60 plus year old. They seemed way legit. The manager and the provider were older and no cuties in sight. Please let me know your experiences.

[Liljoeyw]

Since the demise of the Santa Monica MPS (Ginja, ocean and that granny shack) Other than the place at 118** Santa Monica, top floor at the very end with the fat Latinas, and perhaps heavena and season, it is handjob only..

You sure about heavena? Went in there the other day but no one was available. The place looked.

Therapeutic legit, just like it's yelp reviews state. Seems like HE might even not be possible there.

[PlayerN818]

I hate to up the price for everyone but she was too hot so I agreed to a hundy. Off came the top and I put my hands on those long pencil erasers. She was very hot and gave some great words of encouragement, but it was a little mechanical.

If never had a provider NOT feel mechanical after a pre-service negotiation. It's a brutal reminder I'm a wallet, and she wants to get to as many as possible.

[PlutoKiller]

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[PriscillaM]

Since the demise of the Santa Monica MPS (Ginja, ocean and that granny shack) full service west of Robertson is rare. I do not count Mary at Chens or a1 or skin paradise in Santa Monica.

Other than the place at 118** Santa Monica, top floor at the very end with the fat Latinas, and perhaps heavena and season, it is handjob only.

I am guessing that there is serious difficulties finding gals who will fuck mongers and / or the owners just think that the cops coming in and finding condoms and vaginal repair kits (in Chen's case, anal repair kits) would be too incriminating.

[PriscillaM]

Oops. Messed up my math.

180/ hr.

1400/ day.

10 k / week.

525 k / year.

That's ok. Not great. But ok. They probably have very low overhead. I'm sure they're not paying taxes.

It's interesting.

I will not comment at the outset on you belief that a handjob provider at gold finger only works 3-4 hours of a 10-12 hour shift. Instead, and I invite grimmy to chip in, let's start with profit margins.

Apple computer has a profit margin (pre tax is all I care about) in the last full year of reporting of 29.85%. Pfizer has a margin of 30.55%. Facebook runs at 42.4%.

Now, let's try and figure out what kind of margins goldfinger has. I am going to ignore the build out costs of the space. That is a fixed cost and is sunk. The owner will either make it back or not, and it does not affect his margins. I assume he did not borrow funds from a bank to install doors with a window in it.

I am going to assume that the only significant expenses of this place are the two killers for any business, rent and labor. Unlike restaurants and retail, there are no goods being sold. The only fucken operating costs of goldfinger are the immense volume of towel laundry expense and the time and cost of sourcing those ridiculous 4.25 ounce waters.

So, now let's go back to gross profits. A girl there on a 10 hour shift has to be at least 60% occupied. So she is making the place gross 300 a day (it seems to still be 50 an hour). There are 4 girls on average a day (actually 5, but lets be conservative), open seven days a week, for gross house payment of $36 k monthly.

Now, there are tips on top, which I will simply add on to the gross by adding 120% - I know of no one tipping at the finger for an hour at 50 for less than 50. It is much more, but just for estimation purposes. So now add another 43 k a month. With four girls working at around 60% capacity, you get to that little shithole making $79 k a month gross.

I figure they pay each of the girls there 300 dollars a day, so on 4 girls, basically you pay 36 k out the door a month.

You are left with 43 k a month. Rent is probably 10 k a month. The rest of the expenses, such as towels, water, rubbing alcohol, a new washer dryer due to human semen plugging up the pipes and candy in those dishes, is another 3 k monthly.

So you are taking home 30 k a month. On 79 k gross, the profit margin is 38%. Now grimmy can step in and tell us that there are other expenses, or that the girls keep more of the tip. Who knows. But if you can find me a business that operates on a 38% margin, well fuck the iphone and the safe, effective and free vaccine, and the waste of time spent stalking pussy on IG, where do I invest?