Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeySydney]

Any suggestions for a lmt who offers happy endings in Naples?

[JSuper]

Ramsey way is a total freaking joke. Every time I call I tell thrm I'll be right there and then they never answer the door. My buddy was left standing at the door three different times. He didn't leave the3rd time and waited until he saw somebody leave. He then went in and had a mediocre time. YMMV.

Do you happen to know which door? Brown building?

[JSuper]

The place is totally hit and miss. I was there last week and when I tried to move the fun from the table to the bed I was told that was for VIP's only and that it was an additional 1. 5 to be at that level. LOL.

I've been lucky the 3 times I've been there with Lia, Vivian and some other with FS but lately they haven't answered the phone. Did they move?

[Bruce Johnson]

What is up with them never answering the phone right after they post their ads?

Ramsey way is a total freaking joke. Every time I call I tell thrm I'll be right there and then they never answer the door. My buddy was left standing at the door three different times. He didn't leave the3rd time and waited until he saw somebody leave. He then went in and had a mediocre time. YMMV.

[Tyghen]

So at the AMPs, do you Wait for her to ask what you want to the negotiate or Play it up front.

I'm sure different guys have different ways of doing things, but I always assumed you wait for her to bring up the negotiation before getting into it. I would never pay upfront.

[MattFl]

So at the AMPs, do you Wait for her to ask what you want to the negotiate or Play it up front.

[ExtraTime]

Just left AAA and got Jenny one of the new girls, All I can say is WOW! She was very good at her craft, definitely left with a Happy feeling all over my body, will have to go back and try Emily next time.

[Below Me]

Sad to hear this. My electrician has had great luck at said spot. Jenny is the awesome. You have to go in and let it be known what you want and you are the demander. This spot has a 9 out of 10 at the moment with the oratting talent and the willingness when erged. He has met 3 that was their first day there. That's the best!

I find that being demanding with Asian women is the best way to go. They're subservient by nature and want to be told what to do. Don't ever let them dictate to you the way things are going to go, tell them why you want and demand they do it that way. Like Rey said, his electricians son-in-laws 2nd cousins friend experienced great things with 3 different first day girls. They have no idea if you're a regular or not just tell them you are and you always get the type service you ask for. Be large and in charge mongers! Take control. If they won't give you what you want just get up and leave. No soup for you! When they ask for a tip. Fuck 'them. They'll learn or be gone.

[RoyalRey]

Ran into my barber the other day. He relayed his recent experience at the AMP on Boy Scout, behind the old 7-11, between the asian market and nail salon. He had been to 2 or 3 others in the same vicinity, but had not tried this one. He paid the $0. 5 HH fee (he forgot to bring a 10, so his first problem was no change for the 0. 6 he handed over). Bad on him, but a sign of where things were going. He drew a young spinner, late 20's, masked and wearing loose-fitting shorts. - a good sign! He usually asks for the name when he's leaving, but didn't in this case. Asked for medium massage. It was less than mediocre. Lots of oil, no hot towel clean-up before the flip. He figured there was a lot of oil on the linens. Flip was barely 10 min into the rub. Immediately after flip, she asked "what you want?" He motioned just HE, she said 'how much? He said 0. 4. She laughed. He said, OK, 0. 5, since you still have my change. That's all I have. He told me that he had more, but wasn't feeling the need to waste any more. At that point, she agreed and proceeded to give the most mechanical HE he said he has had. At one point, she climbed up on the table between his legs. He thought, hey this might get interesting. Then he looked up and realized that she did that so she could watch the video monitors of the security system. She didn't even look at him. Whole session didn't last 20 minutes. He will not be back, and I'm glad I ran into him. I was going to try it, but not now. SM, out.

Sad to hear this. My electrician has had great luck at said spot. Jenny is the awesome. You have to go in and let it be known what you want and you are the demander. This spot has a 9 out of 10 at the moment with the oratting talent and the willingness when erged. He has met 3 that was their first day there. That's the best!

[BiggDogg70]

Does anyone know what happened? Are they relocating or something? If so, where too?

The place is totally hit and miss. I was there last week and when I tried to move the fun from the table to the bed I was told that was for VIP's only and that it was an additional 1. 5 to be at that level. LOL.

[JSuper]

Wondering who's working at this spa, in my past visits I got to get nice massage from younger provider, but last visit not so much, older lady with no skills.

Does anyone know what happened? Are they relocating or something? If so, where too?

[JSuper]

While I have been to Ramsey by appointment, I am curious. Is it like an AMP where you can also just walk in?

What is up with them never answering the phone right after they post their ads?

[BarneySanders]

Thanks for the intel. Perhaps additional visits would yield additional benefits. With the same lady.

Since my pool guy had a good time at Zen the first time, he went for a second shot. Called ahead and his previous provider answered the phone. She insisted he try the "new girl": more and more this place sounded like the usual establishment. A middle age Asian dude at the desk this time he said. The pool guy said that the new girl was much older but thin and wore a mask. The initial. 6 special was now the regular. 7 for H. Massage was just below average with some teasing and but very limited roaming was allowed he reported. Lacking on technique on the final act made him conclude that he would only go back to the initial provider, who also had a limited menu but was adorable. Stay safe fellas.

[Everlast1]

If your attendant wearing a mask the whole time translates into being "passionate".

Or her requesting a certain number of roses for "everything" which was high $$ then after giving them to her she request another entire rose for "more" is not "upselling" and I get that Beauty is in the eye and all that but "young" she is NOT and the reviewer must have never visited the Orlando area as his definition of "perfect" sure isn't Emily. She does give a great massage but somethings not adding up her.

She took her mask off for me and was exactly as described and Orlando is an entirely different animal, Orlando is more porn preparation, those girls at Milk could easily be shooting a porn video, you're not going to find any of that in Fort Myers or anywhere else on the same consistency. I had no up selling from the girl at AAA.

[Dexter76]

Sounds like I need to book a flight to Orlando?

Go to Milk first.

Than hit King.

3rd New day on sand lake.

Than back to milk, milk, milk.

LOL.