Massage Parlor Reports

[Enderwiggen]

May. 1.0

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[Colomoon]

Greetings. My travels have brought me to Chicago from the great services of the AMP's in San Francisco. Specifically CEO SPA out there. Hanging out in Arlington Heights for a few days and looing for attentive services suggestions. Thanks. PM me with details.

[Musei]

I've been trying to do the math and the circumstances and all I can narrow it down to is Lilly at Senina. I don't get out much but when I saw her fantastic lips, I couldn't resist and went balls-out! Shit, the ***** wouldn't quit so I dined all night... (ok, just a couple of hours) Now I think I got burned for my efforts, shit!!

I could be wrong, but I doubt it, just be careful guys.

[Arete06]

I went to VS. They are okay. I will say that they are not better than Bamboo Massage, but, of course, this may be due to my limited experience. Vic. Sp. is on a major street and requires you to buzz in, which may cause a bit of nervousness as you wait to be let in full view. Overall, the atmosphere was great, but the girl was weird, not quite sure what to make of her. She did a hr, but either she was inexperienced or scared or both.

[Arete06]

This place is consistent. You have to put down$80 for the massage. You can get an HR every single time. All the girls are Latina. Touching is acceptable, but you need to give the slightest hint that you are interested and they will proceed. I've had up to 5 or 6 different girls. I've never had the same one twice. Also, their prices are sometimes quite different depending on the girl you get. Jennie is the best.

[Enderwiggen]

I left the board before because I was accosted the first time I was misinturpreted. I have been doing it for a while now.

NOW! I will share my new secret.

All I am asking for is to not go about treating me like a noob.

Check craigslist for tricia delmorte.

So I actually MET this girl on the northside.

She gave me her card.

So finally I went to her website Friday night, and you can book her via there. I am assuming her method is for protection or something.

Anywho, I left a voicemail. Standard 2 call system, and she called me from a private number. (Which I found weird) and gave me directions. She refuses to talk about rates over the phone because theya re posted on the site.

She gave me directions, its off 290 right past harlem. About 10 mins from the loop.

I arrived at the address she gave me. And parked at a bar across the street. I called. No answer.

I waited a few minutes and she called me RIGHT BACK.

She met me at the bar, and we walked across the street to her place. (She looks better than the pics! Curvy as hell and DSL LIPS OMG! )

I was a little nervous because her roomate was there for a minute.

He was a very LARGE man. But he was a really cool guy, and offered me a beer! He left the place. I suppose she just didn't want any funny stuff happening.

We went to a room, it was nice, and lit with candles. (Note if you are alergic to cats, she has a friendly kitten.) I undressed and lay down on the bed. And she starts a nice massage. She kissed my neck at one point, and I turned over and she began the best russian I have EVER HAD. THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE, and they are soft but don't sag!

I finished over her roundies. And she cleaned me up a bit. She talked a bit too. This one is a keeper guys treat her right.

I have her personal cell now.

Just follow standard massage procedures, and dont mention anything.

Try it, though I'd prefer that someone who has been on this board forever to do so, so I will gain credibility.

[Whoami]

After reading previous about possibly some new talent at Elegant, I pointed my car towards 26th St. this afternoon. Never been there so I was getting excited as I normally do when exploring new hunting grounds. As I drove by searching for a parking space I glanced over to see the front door wide open. Another quick look at my outdoor thermometer told me it was 90 and they should have the air on inside. Thinking maybe it was just open for a minute I turned around and drove by again, but I could see all the way through to the back, so I just continued on past. I'll probably give it another shot, but on a cooler day.

The doors are left open everyday for some reason. I pass by that place every day but never went in to try because of the very same reason.

[Hate Veggies]

Enderwiggen,

Sorry, I don't mean to come across negatively, but I checked her ads on CL and a search by her name (just tricia) pulled up five responses withing the past two days. Same picture on all 5, but her age changes from 19 to 22 to 20. Why does her age change in two days? Most people say becareful of this type of advertising. Glad you had a good experience though.

[Enderwiggen]

I left the board before because I was accosted the first time I was misinturpreted. I have been doing it for a while now.

NOW! I will share my new secret.

All I am asking for is to not go about treating me like a noob.

Check craigslist for tricia delmorte.

So I actually MET this girl on the northside.

She gave me her card.

So finally I went to her website Friday night, and you can book her via there. I am assuming her method is for protection or something.

Anywho, I left a voicemail. Standard 2 call system, and she called me from a private number. (Which I found weird) and gave me directions. She refuses to talk about rates over the phone because theya re posted on the site.

She gave me directions, its off 290 right past harlem. About 10 mins from the loop.

I arrived at the address she gave me. And parked at a bar across the street. I called. No answer.

I waited a few minutes and she called me RIGHT BACK.

She met me at the bar, and we walked across the street to her place. (She looks better than the pics! Curvy as hell and DSL LIPS OMG! )

I was a little nervous because her roomate was there for a minute.

He was a very LARGE man. But he was a really cool guy, and offered me a beer! He left the place. I suppose she just didn't want any funny stuff happening.

We went to a room, it was nice, and lit with candles. (Note if you are alergic to cats, she has a friendly kitten.) I undressed and lay down on the bed. And she starts a nice massage. She kissed my neck at one point, and I turned over and she began the best russian I have EVER HAD. THOSE THINGS ARE HUGE, and they are soft but don't sag!

I finished over her roundies. And she cleaned me up a bit. She talked a bit too. This one is a keeper guys treat her right.

[Al Bundy78]

someone must of been taking care of me this evening cause she fit the Bill, Dark hair, Nice tits, Nice ass, Whole package, For me to give a 9 out is hard but I'm doing it. I can't remember her name I was in awe.

Left with a grin from ear to ear. All I can say is wow what an experience. I will be going back to see her soon.

Anyone out there know this girls name? She sounds like my kind of girl. PM me so she won't have a line out the door.

Thanks in advance!

[Al Bundy78]

Anyone been to a spa at this location on Irving Park that is currently advertising in the Reader? It just reads, "Body and' Soul Spa, steam / dry sauna. Asian massage. Open 9 am. 10 pm accepting Visa and Mastercard. " Somehow this one's not been on my radar. Then again, I'm not in this area very often, but wouldn't mind making the trip and checking it out if nobody else has yet.

I tried this place over the winter. I don't remember exactly when but I remember snow on the ground. Anyways, it has the usual door charge you would fine at a AMP but no extras. Great massage (8) but the Korean women were large, ugly, and old (3). I'd go back for a great legit massage but nothing more.

[Goat Trotter]

That's the same one that pissed me off once. She switched a girl in the middle of the massage. I heard some whispering and then poof someone else was massaging me. Was willing to give me a discount when I was leaving but that was a big turn off. Low ethics on that one.

Anyway, the last time I went, I also stopped in at the place a little east of B&B on Cermak (2nd Floor), who claimed to have a new young girl. An older, unappealing woman let me in. I asked about the new girl, and she told me they have a new girl. But when I got comfortable, she came back in and told me the other girl left hours ago. I hadn't paid the door fee yet. I thought it was odd that she didn't ask me for it when I came in, but at that point I was grateful, since it made my exit easy.

Chinatown is so hit and miss.

I've also been there a few times and have never seen other girl either. asked about her. The one lady is not very pretty. But I found her to be a very nice person and is educated and can at least speak English and carry on a conversation. Gives a decent massage. The egg timer is a turn off.

Barney

[Barney]

Anyway, the last time I went, I also stopped in at the place a little east of B&B on Cermak (2nd Floor), who claimed to have a new young girl. An older, unappealing woman let me in. I asked about the new girl, and she told me they have a new girl. But when I got comfortable, she came back in and told me the other girl left hours ago. I hadn't paid the door fee yet. I thought it was odd that she didn't ask me for it when I came in, but at that point I was grateful, since it made my exit easy.

Chinatown is so hit and miss.

I have also been there a few times and have never seen other girl either. asked about her. The one lady is not very pretty. But I found her to be a very nice person and is educated and can at least speak English and carry on a conversation. Gives a decent massage. The egg timer is a turn off.

Barney

[Lurking]

BTW I forgot to report. I dropped by Lusina or whatever it's called when I was driving through the area. Missed the darn thing because I didn't want to enter the damn carpet shop! But then realized it was at the back of the building.

Anyway, took the VIP package with Diana. Decent blonde, looked like she had the goods but when the top came off, I think I realized why Victoria Secrets makes so much money. She was asking for additionaly cents and I said forget it and finised off with the usual package.

I think this joint is waaaay too pricy, I'm not sure if everyone in the area is paying that much. Supply and demand guys... you need to demand less and get supplied more! LOL!

Seriously, way over priced , and I didn't think the massage was that great.

I always thought this place was way over priced for the services offered. The massage, on the vip, is way too short and lame. Now if they would offer the normal 65.00 massage, which is quite good, with the finish of the vip, I wouldn't mind spending the $.

[Bend It]

I am not sure if this post is in the right place, but I am sure someone will correct me if I am wrong. I am new to this scene only having been to a parlor once or twice. i just checked out a place up north. My question is about the cleanliness of these places. I couldn't help but thing about the shower table etc. Any thoughts? Am I being too nervous?

Yes, you're being too nervous.