Massage Parlor Reports

[Kris106]

ROFL! Haha.

Yeah man the hallway is legit terrifying, I make sure I'm strapped when I go.

For real though, I don't think the Baltimore AMP scene is for you, especially Pinetree since the providers are often older. I think you're wasting your time and money and becoming frustrated looking for an experience that doesn't really exist around here. And based on your other statements I don't think you'd know what to do in the situation if it *did* exist.

I know this sounds harsh but I'm trying to help you out.

New plan for you: Thailand. Prices are cheap. Save up 3 k, go over there and go fucking wild. You will get young beautiful asian women that will legit make you feel like they are your girlfriend.

[SyntorX]

You go into an AMP strapped? That is absolutely one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and a great way to ask for trouble. No one's going to rob you at an AMP except the provider who may overcharge. It's also a great way to get a gun charge thrown at you if police ever raided the place while you're there. Just leave the gun at home.

If you read the rest of his report, you would have known he was joking.

[BMoreDog69]

I tend to agree here with DC. In my somewhat limited experience with these. The woman you'll find is probably twice as old as what you see in the ad, and any offer of services such as BBFS, is to get you in the door, and they hope that the little head will keep you there, despite, the bait and switch from the ad. IMO, you're unlikely to get BBFS (do you want to go there with someone that offers it to everyone? Except maybe with a significant upcharge, as suggested by DC, and probably not at all. The person making the ad, answering the phone and answering the door are all different.

Assuming base rates of 140 hhr and 160 hr. To add a BBBJ is typically 60-80. For those places (which I avoid) that offer BBFS add another $120-160 on top of the BBBJ. For the $400 and up range I 'd rather be with a smoking hot Brazilian that you see on Eros for all safe activities. Visuals are more important to me than personality or connection.

Is it worth it? It's up to you to make that value judgment. I personally avoid providers that offer BBFS. In terms of tiers for Asians. The highest tier girls go to agencies. The second (and widest) tier are the fixed address commercial spas.

The above ads represent the lowest tier. Think of it. The girls work in unfamiliar cities for 2 to 4 weeks in low end sparsely furnished apartments at the lowest per hour compensation. If they are lucky they have a sleeping bed (in the closet) and a working bed. They may have a couch and no tv.

We all want the most beautiful, friendly, and engaging provider at the lowest possible price. It's just a fantasy. It happened in Pretty Woman.

[DCHung]

Doesn't sound like your trying to help at all. I actually went there a couple days ago and it didn't look scary in there just had a bad smell and I only was able to see one Asian lady who wasn't really that attractive the other girls in there were dealing with other customers at the time. I've seen better at other massage spots its just those places are legitimate. Like I said I already know that where I live its almost impossible to find a young looking Asian in a massage parlor in my area I'm just looking for one that's at least halfway decent looking. Doesn't have to be a 10 out of 10. She can be a 6 or 7 but anything below that is a no go for me.

Unfortunately you're going to have to get in your car and drive down to Greenbelt / PG county or to Tysons corner area in VA. There is nothing in the Baltimore City or county that fits your criteria. The closest would be Lilly Sweet in Howard County at $400 hour.

https://tryst.link/escort/lily-sweet

[MDFootLover]

I was looking for a real massage since I was hurting from work. I figured I'd go there since I hadn't been in 6 months and wanted to see if anything changed. I was curious when I went into the room because I saw a roll of Saran Wrap tucked away ontop the stand and the only time I've seen Saran Wrap at an Asian massage was place was when they'd use it for a CBJ. Anyway, nothing happened and it's still just a legit massage place as it's always been.

[Dff 4580]

Yeah man the hallway is legit terrifying, I make sure I'm strapped when I go.

You go into an AMP strapped? That is absolutely one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and a great way to ask for trouble. No one's going to rob you at an AMP except the provider who may overcharge. It's also a great way to get a gun charge thrown at you if police ever raided the place while you're there. Just leave the gun at home.

[MJC0994]

Yeah man the hallway is legit terrifying, I make sure I'm strapped when I go.

For real though, I don't think the Baltimore AMP scene is for you, especially Pinetree since the providers are often older. I think you're wasting your time and money and becoming frustrated looking for an experience that doesn't really exist around here. And based on your other statements I don't think you'd know what to do in the situation if it *did* exist.

I know this sounds harsh but I'm trying to help you out.

New plan for you: Thailand. Prices are cheap. Save up 3 k, go over there and go fucking wild. You will get young beautiful Asian women that will legit make you feel like they are your girlfriend.

Doesn't sound like your trying to help at all. I actually went there a couple days ago and it didn't look scary in there just had a bad smell and I only was able to see one Asian lady who wasn't really that attractive the other girls in there were dealing with other customers at the time. I've seen better at other massage spots its just those places are legitimate. Like I said I already know that where I live its almost impossible to find a young looking Asian in a massage parlor in my area I'm just looking for one that's at least halfway decent looking. Doesn't have to be a 10 out of 10. She can be a 6 or 7 but anything below that is a no go for me.

[AbsoluteSavage]

Does it look scary in there?

Yeah man the hallway is legit terrifying, I make sure I'm strapped when I go.

For real though, I don't think the Baltimore AMP scene is for you, especially Pinetree since the providers are often older. I think you're wasting your time and money and becoming frustrated looking for an experience that doesn't really exist around here. And based on your other statements I don't think you'd know what to do in the situation if it *did* exist.

I know this sounds harsh but I'm trying to help you out.

New plan for you: Thailand. Prices are cheap. Save up 3 k, go over there and go fucking wild. You will get young beautiful asian women that will legit make you feel like they are your girlfriend.

[Fuzby69]

Closed for now sign on door.

[WWinBMore]

Any itell on what is going on with 51*7 Belair? I've been a regular for over a year. Haven't had a reply to my texts since 12/29.

[DCHung]

Has anyone tried any of these out of curiosity? I just wonder if the VIP is even worth it. Although I'm sure maybe not safe but to each their own. Most of the times I have seen stuff like that is like when you get there the girl has not been informed of why you are there. I at least would try the BBJ. Feel free to PM me. Thanks!

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/2699976

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/2565507

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/1769345

Assuming base rates of 140 hhr and 160 hr. To add a BBBJ is typically 60-80. For those places (which I avoid) that offer BBFS add another $120-160 on top of the BBBJ. For the $400 and up range I 'd rather be with a smoking hot Brazilian that you see on Eros for all safe activities. Visuals are more important to me than personality or connection.

Is it worth it? It's up to you to make that value judgment. I personally avoid providers that offer BBFS. In terms of tiers for Asians. The highest tier girls go to agencies. The second (and widest) tier are the fixed address commercial spas.

The above ads represent the lowest tier. Think of it. The girls work in unfamiliar cities for 2 to 4 weeks in low end sparsely furnished apartments at the lowest per hour compensation. If they are lucky they have a sleeping bed (in the closet) and a working bed. They may have a couch and no tv.

We all want the most beautiful, friendly, and engaging provider at the lowest possible price. It's just a fantasy. It happened in Pretty Woman.

[ProjectMayham]

Has anyone tried any of these out of curiosity? I just wonder if the VIP is even worth it. Although I'm sure maybe not safe but to each their own. Most of the times I have seen stuff like that is like when you get there the girl has not been informed of why you are there. I at least would try the BBJ. Feel free to PM me. Thanks!

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/2699976

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/2565507

https://adultsearch.com/maryland/bal...scorts/1769345

[MJC0994]

I think I read that this place is legit. Odd because a peak inside and it looks like they should offer extras.

I go there all the time. There's two Asian ladies in there one is old and the other is young well sorta young in her 30's. I see the young one all the time and is very friendly. Unfortunately though I only received regular massages here but I always enjoyed my time with the nice young Asian lady there. Very friendly and somewhat attractive. I'd give her maybe a 7 looks wise.

[RandoMando]

Long time lurker, I know, I'll post some intel soon.

In the meantime, any info on the foot massage spa on York rd. Next to a restaurant in the little strip center?

I think I read that this place is legit. Odd because a peak inside and it looks like they should offer extras.

[DoublePud1]

Every hobbyist should take a pilgrimage to Orlando. Take the hottest and best provider you've ever seen in Baltimore and multiply it by 45 for the daily line up at milk massage. Multiply by 3 for NDS and 2 for King spa and so on and so on.

100% to this. I had my first business trip since COVID in November, which was to Orlando. I went to Blue Ocean based on the Orlando board, and had one of most memorable experiences of my mongering days. The high point was going to the table shower with the lady doing a fully nude body slide leading to TUMA and an amazing BBBJ, still in the shower. Then another lady came in, already nude and holding a cover. The first rode CG while the second roughly took one of my hands and forced multiple FIV, and grabbed my other hand to choose her breast and pinch her nipple hard, while she was standing next to the table shower and spraying herself with water.

Needless to say, I didn't last long. I had never been there before, and obviously YMMV, but I cannot turn down the blessings of the universe when they are thrust upon me. So, I'm looking forward to my next Orlando trip, and you should too if you can.