Massage Parlor Reports

**Al Bundy78** · 09-30-07 19:07

Originally Posted by Juggy Gales

someone must of been taking care of me this evening cause she fit the Bill, Dark hair, Nice tits, Nice ass, Whole package, For me to give a 9 out is hard but I'm doing it. I can't remember her name I was in awe.

Left with a grin from ear to ear. All I can say is wow what an experience. I will be going back to see her soon.

Anyone out there know this girls name? She sounds like my kind of girl. PM me so she won't have a line out the door.

Thanks in advance!

**Al Bundy78** · 09-30-07 18:56

Originally Posted by SpaSearch

Anyone been to a spa at this location on Irving Park that is currently advertising in the Reader? It just reads, "Body and' Soul Spa, steam / dry sauna. Asian massage. Open 9 am. 10 pm accepting Visa and Mastercard. " Somehow this one's not been on my radar. Then again, I'm not in this area very often, but wouldn't mind making the trip and checking it out if nobody else has yet.

I tried this place over the winter. I don't remember exactly when but I remember snow on the ground. Anyways, it has the usual door charge you would fine at a AMP but no extras. Great massage (8) but the Korean women were large, ugly, and old (3). I'd go back for a great legit massage but nothing more.

**Goat Trotter** · 09-29-07 10:32

That's the same one that pissed me off once. She switched a girl in the middle of the massage. I heard some whispering and then poof someone else was massaging me. Was willing to give me a discount when I was leaving but that was a big turn off. Low ethics on that one.

Originally Posted by Barney

Anyway, the last time I went, I also stopped in at the place a little east of B&B on Cermak (2nd Floor), who claimed to have a new young girl. An older, unappealing woman let me in. I asked about the new girl, and she told me they have a new girl. But when I got comfortable, she came back in and told me the other girl left hours ago. I hadn't paid the door fee yet. I thought it was odd that she didn't ask me for it when I came in, but at that point I was grateful, since it made my exit easy.

Chinatown is so hit and miss.

I've also been there a few times and have never seen other girl either. asked about her. The one lady is not very pretty. But I found her to be a very nice person and is educated and can at least speak English and carry on a conversation. Gives a decent massage. The egg timer is a turn off.

Barney

**Barney** · 09-29-07 08:26

Anyway, the last time I went, I also stopped in at the place a little east of B&B on Cermak (2nd Floor), who claimed to have a new young girl. An older, unappealing woman let me in. I asked about the new girl, and she told me they have a new girl. But when I got comfortable, she came back in and told me the other girl left hours ago. I hadn't paid the door fee yet. I thought it was odd that she didn't ask me for it when I came in, but at that point I was grateful, since it made my exit easy.

Chinatown is so hit and miss.

I have also been there a few times and have never seen other girl either. asked about her. The one lady is not very pretty. But I found her to be a very nice person and is educated and can at least speak English and carry on a conversation. Gives a decent massage. The egg timer is a turn off.

Barney

**Lurking** · 09-29-07 02:57

Originally Posted by Goat Trotter

BTW I forgot to report. I dropped by Lusina or whatever it's called when I was driving through the area. Missed the darn thing because I didn't want to enter the damn carpet shop! But then realized it was at the back of the building.

Anyway, took the VIP package with Diana. Decent blonde, looked like she had the goods but when the top came off, I think I realized why Victoria Secrets makes so much money. She was asking for additionaly cents and I said forget it and finised off with the usual package.

I think this joint is waaaay too pricy, I'm not sure if everyone in the area is paying that much. Supply and demand guys... you need to demand less and get supplied more! LOL!

Seriously, way over priced , and I didn't think the massage was that great.

I always thought this place was way over priced for the services offered. The massage, on the vip, is way too short and lame. Now if they would offer the normal 65.00 massage, which is quite good, with the finish of the vip, I wouldn't mind spending the $.

**Bend It** · 09-29-07 00:06

Originally Posted by Thecuse

I am not sure if this post is in the right place, but I am sure someone will correct me if I am wrong. I am new to this scene only having been to a parlor once or twice. i just checked out a place up north. My question is about the cleanliness of these places. I couldn't help but thing about the shower table etc. Any thoughts? Am I being too nervous?

Yes, you're being too nervous.

**Bend It** · 09-29-07 00:05

Originally Posted by White

Guys Louisville/Indy SM here. I am staying in the medical distric downtown and wondering if there is anything nearby that I can eaisly access. Thanks for any info and would be happy to return the favor for info in either of the two citys I have mentioned. Have a good one.

PS - send a PM if you would prefer. Thanks again.

A quick taxi ride to Chinatown would be best. Do a search for Elegant Spa and you'll find a good option. Others will probably have good ideas, too.

Or, if you're not set on an amp, you might try Craigs List, lots of ****** downtown or a close taxi ride.

Enjoy your visit,

Bend It

**Goat Trotter** · 09-28-07 22:21

BTW I forgot to report. I dropped by Lusina or whatever it's called when I was driving through the area. Missed the darn thing because I didn't want to enter the damn carpet shop! But then realized it was at the back of the building.

Anyway, took the VIP package with Diana. Decent blonde, looked like she had the goods but when the top came off, I think I realized why Victoria Secrets makes so much money. She was asking for additionaly cents and I said forget it and finised off with the usual package.

I think this joint is waaaay too pricy, I'm not sure if everyone in the area is paying that much. Supply and demand guys... you need to demand less and get supplied more! LOL!

Seriously, way over priced and I didn't think the massage was that great.

**LapDogg** · 09-28-07 20:20

Originally Posted by Firrehs

It could be I'm an arab and it is my name spelled backwards.

Has allah promised you 72 hookers in heaven..???

LOL

**Chi Guy** · 09-28-07 18:52

Originally Posted by Flashman

Stay away from this very strange old lady!

She's been advertising for years, first on the northside and now on S.Michigan Ave.

Mediocre at best legit massage and way over priced at $85.

HS available for another $50, but NO TOUCHING her and if you even rub the back of her leg she'll really ***** you out. Weird and a little psycho. She first talked to me about how legit she is, then offered "extras" for more cash, then started playing with little dickie and the boys, then totally freaked out when I rubbed the back of her leg--while she was rubbing my 3rd leg! After ranting for 5 mintues she then started up with the HS again, but I got up and bolted.

Many bad reports over the years, I'm surprised she is still around.

If you see an ad for "best Ukranian massage" it's Ninel the nutcase.

Wow, it's been a long time, my friend. How are you doing these days? Still hobbying? Hope to see more of you here again.

I don't know if Ninel used to advertise with her pic or someone described her so well that I have an image of her in my head. Whatever it was, it isn't pretty. Man, I can remember reviews years ago about her, and she was old and strange back then. I've always avoided her, and it sounds like it was a wise choice.

**Astralwerks** · 09-28-07 14:48

Went a couple of days ago. My first time there. Didn't see a sign outside with the name of the spa (unless I missed it), and assumed it was inside the "mall". Guessed right. Walked through the Harlem side of the mall. Didn't like the fact that I had to walk by the furniture store with all the glass. I'll park in the back next time.

Anyways, I went in and saw a nice looking brunette with a good set and curves in the right places. But to my chagrin I got the much more petite Maggie. Don't get me wrong, she still had a nice body, but I was in the mood for some meat on my woman. Got the VIP massage (. 90) and went to business. Showered before and after the massage.

As for the massage, or lack thereof. Was basically her giving a soft massage with oil. I sure did get an oily butt. On the flip, she went straight to the goods. Used both hands and was adept, but mechanical. 50 for topless. Got her down to. 40. The other head was feelin' especially randy. Tight body, but would have preferred the first girl. All in all lasted about 40 minutes.

I expected to pay more at an EMP. I prefer the AMP massages better, but this is good if you're looking for something different. I may go back just for that other girl. By the way, only those two girls were there that day.

Astralwerks

**Chitown Clown** · 09-28-07 12:46

I've gone to Senina twice in the last month, and I continue to be totally mystified by the place. Both times I've gotten hot, friendly girls. Both times, the table shower has been very thorough. Both times, the towel has come off early in the massage. Both times, the massage including a lot of playing with "the boys. " And one time, the massage included a lot of finger play around my. Well, you get the idea. But when it comes to the final event, they demure.

It seems nonsensical. The rest clearly crosses the line I'd be waiting for them to cross if I were a Less Enthusiastic customer, so. I don't know. It's odd.

I can't say if I'll go back or not. Apparently there's a magic word that I just don't know.

Anyway, the last time I went, I also stopped in at the place a little east of B&B on Cermak (2nd Floor), who claimed to have a new young girl. An older, unappealing woman let me in. I asked about the new girl, and she told me they have a new girl. But when I got comfortable, she came back in and told me the other girl left hours ago. I hadn't paid the door fee yet. I thought it was odd that she didn't ask me for it when I came in, but at that point I was grateful, since it made my exit easy.

Chinatown is so hit and miss.

**White** · 09-28-07 00:24

Guys Louisville/Indy SM here. I am staying in the medical distric downtown and wondering if there is anything nearby that I can eaisly access. Thanks for any info and would be happy to return the favor for info in either of the two citys I have mentioned. Have a good one.

PS - send a PM if you would prefer. Thanks again.

**Thecuse** · 09-27-07 23:42

I am not sure if this post is in the right place, but I am sure someone will correct me if I am wrong. I am new to this scene only having been to a parlor once or twice. i just checked out a place up north. My question is about the cleanliness of these places. I couldn't help but thing about the shower table etc. Any thoughts? Am I being too nervous?