Massage Parlor Reports

**HornyFlyer** · 01-12-22 00:22

Originally Posted by PaintItBlack [View Original Post]

Has anyone used Kik chat rooms in Grand Rapids with success? I trust the people in here more than anywhere else.

Usually someone who thinks themselves a pimp, or hopes to become one (or a BBW) run the room and try to "run" the room, meaning he or she is the only one getting any "action" in the room, and anyone who is a threat to said action is booted out. Laughingly, there are many rooms (NOT all) ran by ridiculously ugly and/or fat BBW's who love the attention of all the equally ugly men wanting to hook up with them, but the room politics are ridiculous. If you want to play the game and get "in" with the room you have to be extremely patient and very careful who you join in on pouncing on when the hungry idiots join the chat room. I've scored off of meeting peeps in KiK rooms before but it isn't worth the work IMHO. It takes too much investment of time and tolerating people posting ridiculous crap and responding, and being active enough to not get kicked out of the room, and if you want to be an admin in the room you have to spend even more time in it. Then, there are the cash app scammers who post pictures catfishing themselves as super-hot hookers who are local and will "hook up" with you, all you need to do is send them money with a cash app, or buy a visa cash card and send them the number and they'll "be right over".

No thanks. Not worth the effort for the reward.

**Stonecoldstan** · 01-11-22 22:45

Originally Posted by PaintItBlack [View Original Post]

Has anyone used Kik chat rooms in Grand Rapids with success? I trust the people in here more than anywhere else.

Those rooms are useless run by people drunk on the "power" of running a room.

**PaintItBlack** · 01-11-22 17:17

Has anyone used Kik chat rooms in Grand Rapids with success? I trust the people in here more than anywhere else.

**Tommey** · 01-11-22 01:13

Hey fans of Eve, she's going to be in at Brit's place Tuesday evening, starting at 5:30 pm.

Check her out!

**Darshane** · 01-09-22 20:04

Saw her today and am very happy I did. She was on time, gracious and I couldn't stop looking at her face. It worked for me, great curves. She was generous and I stuck to her boundaries, but I cannot wait for another visit.

**TwoSwizzle** · 01-08-22 20:45

I don't know BossHog at all, however I clearly understand his point. If you look at some of my previous post I have said the exact same thing "I'm handsome". Some girls allow me other pleasures just because I stand out. I'm in shape, 30, dress nice, smell nice, and most importantly I have a lot of confidence. I go to MP's because I want the thrill of another woman, without my SO getting super upset because some random girl walking up to me while at dinner with my wife. To these girls at the parlors I'm just another John regardless of my looks they just want the money, however again because they tend to be attracted to me it gets me a little more food put on my plate. I usually just get a HE because I'm so cheap lmao. I want to try Luxe out, but $300 or more is an new Ipad smh. Funny note I went to the a strip club in Detroit a couple weeks ago and got some head from a beautiful blonde. Then I started to wonder how many guys does she do that to a night. I stayed for another 2 hrs and counted she went back with 17 guys. Now I feel used lmao.

Originally Posted by Charlie441 [View Original Post]

I totally understand your general POV. When you have an SO, one will naturally want other ass after the honeymoon phase if they can garner interest & attention of the opp-sex, or if they don't but they're in a locked-down relationship that isn't good to them but hiring some ass is a way out, as that can apply to anybody, hot or not.

So I can understand why you would have visiting a HE massage parlor and an escort on your 'resume'. But I guess the question is, if you're objectively a great looking guy -- why wouldn't a much higher % be getting gals' interest at bars and such? I'm assuming not desired due to buddies ratting on you and / or you don't go out much due to lack of time on the clock, where those other avenues are in short order?

Personally, I wouldn't think it's odd for a decent looking guy getting a $$ at a MP or escort. Too many people assume 99% of the guys are low-ball on looks, while the other 1% are average Joes at best. But if an actual great looking guy indulges A Lot in said fruitful adventures for $$ consistently (not just a phase; but all the fun time), then I could see why that would raise some curiosity. LOL.

I don't think a guy has to be "hot" by any means to garner girls' "extra" interest in the service industry. A decent looking guy is probably in the top 5-10%, and he's going to be experentially compared to other mongers cumming into her place, rather than comparing them to guys she could pick up at the bar.

**Charlie441** · 01-08-22 20:27

Originally Posted by BossHog429 [View Original Post]

I seek them for 2 reasons:

1. I have a SO. Which means if I want new pussy or desire something specific that I am not getting at home like anal or a super busty woman or giving a facial. I can easily do it.

2. Charlie Sheen said it best. You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave.

I totally understand your general POV. When you have an SO, one will naturally want other ass after the honeymoon phase if they can garner interest & attention of the opp-sex, or if they don't but they're in a locked-down relationship that isn't good to them but hiring some ass is a way out, as that can apply to anybody, hot or not.

So I can understand why you would have visiting a HE massage parlor and an escort on your 'resume'. But I guess the question is, if you're objectively a great looking guy -- why wouldn't a much higher % be getting gals' interest at bars and such? I'm assuming not desired due to buddies ratting on you and / or you don't go out much due to lack of time on the clock, where those other avenues are in short order?

Personally, I wouldn't think it's odd for a decent looking guy getting a $$ at a MP or escort. Too many people assume 99% of the guys are low-ball on looks, while the other 1% are average Joes at best. But if an actual great looking guy indulges A Lot in said fruitful adventures for $$ consistently (not just a phase; but all the fun time), then I could see why that would raise some curiosity. LOL.

I don't think a guy has to be "hot" by any means to garner girls' "extra" interest in the service industry. A decent looking guy is probably in the top 5-10%, and he's going to be experentially compared to other mongers cumming into her place, rather than comparing them to guys she could pick up at the bar.

**BossHog429** · 01-08-22 15:33

Originally Posted by Russians [View Original Post]

Just curious if you are so handsome and get any women you want then why do you seek escorts. OH by the way I'm in my 60's and almost all girls tell me I'm handsome however LOL my mirror tells me different.

I seek them for 2 reasons:

1. I have a SO. Which means if I want new pussy or desire something specific that I am not getting at home like anal or a super busty woman or giving a facial. I can easily do it.

2. Charlie Sheen said it best. You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave.

**Gene2** · 01-08-22 14:11

Originally Posted by DisplacedTexan [View Original Post]

Idk about giving another mongers screen name, that's bit unethical. You're kind of assuming a risk by partaking, another monger shouldn't be put at risk for it by giving their name instead of your own. I think the idea is more that these ladies are taking on some risk by meeting a new client, so they're asking you to meet their risk halfway in good faith.

The screen name should have sufficient anonymity to make it reasonable your own. I understand if a member wouldn't want a provider to link him with his posts. So then don't use any reference to this site.

But then Brit has offered several other methods to minimize her risk.

Once you are on their website as a known customer, it's easy to book.

Just my 2 cents.

**Nola823** · 01-08-22 13:14

Originally Posted by TwoTrack [View Original Post]

Great report SS!

I'll wait a week an go for a visit!

Do you have a phone #.

**Russians** · 01-08-22 12:21

Originally Posted by BossHog429 [View Original Post]

Thanks bro!

And yes, I am very handsome. Almost all the providers tell me that at some point during our session. I work in the medical field so the ratio of woman to men is like 90/10. Especially because of Rona these woman or so overworked and stressed they are freaking hungry for the D all the time. Woman who work in the hospital system are like sailors on a aircraft carrier. They talk dirty and sexy all the time. So, Christmas parties and drinks after work make for easy targets!

Just curious if you are so handsome and get any women you want then why do you seek escorts. OH by the way I'm in my 60's and almost all girls tell me I'm handsome however LOL my mirror tells me different.

**BossHog429** · 01-08-22 10:32

Originally Posted by WildPlayer [View Original Post]

You are a big time baller man. You saw 4 providers and 2 girls from your work. Must be good looking dude to be able to hook up with girls at work so easily. I am young but I can't get girls at my work to hook up with me so easily LOL. Thanks for the report. Women are my weakness too. I see them usually twice a week. I need more dreams like yours.

Thanks bro!

And yes, I am very handsome. Almost all the providers tell me that at some point during our session. I work in the medical field so the ratio of woman to men is like 90/10. Especially because of Rona these woman or so overworked and stressed they are freaking hungry for the D all the time. Woman who work in the hospital system are like sailors on a aircraft carrier. They talk dirty and sexy all the time. So, Christmas parties and drinks after work make for easy targets!

**BossHog429** · 01-08-22 10:28

Originally Posted by MichiganMan686 [View Original Post]

Wow. You can fukin bring it man. Well done. Mm686.

Yeah, The only problem was the lack of sleep all week killed my immune system and I was down for the count the following week. But all well worth it.

**DisplacedTexan** · 01-08-22 09:45

Originally Posted by Blackfire [View Original Post]

Obviously the goal of the business is safety and the mongers goal is to not provide personally identifying information. Sounds like both can be had with her screening method. As a monger use a burner phone, create a no ties email address, use a vanilla Visa card for deposit and / or give a different mongers user name if giving a board name. Always always always protect your identity, even good situations can go bad and once you've compromised your identity you can't you do it!

Idk about giving another mongers screen name, that's bit unethical. You're kind of assuming a risk by partaking, another monger shouldn't be put at risk for it by giving their name instead of your own. I think the idea is more that these ladies are taking on some risk by meeting a new client, so they're asking you to meet their risk halfway in good faith.

**Gene2** · 01-08-22 09:11

Originally Posted by MikeYepthatsm [View Original Post]

Where in Orlando? What spa?

My all time favorite is in NYC. Every girl I've seen there is hot and has a fun, playful attitude.

https://nyallwellnessspa.com/

Orlando is king for AMP. Youthful providers, great table showers, lots more activities.

Milk massage.

New Day spa.

King massage.

Ocean star.

Top four. Ocean star is closest to Disney.

Almost all four work under the same pricing. $200 for 45 minutes includes tip. For everything up to and including full service. Perhaps inflation has impacted those prices for the new year.