Massage Parlor Reports

[WhoreMaster 91]

Well boys I did it I went to simple foot massage in Rosemead and had cc. Headortails you would've been proud of me representing the OC I put her through the 8. 75 point inspection.

BBFS CIM Cici?

[Bronco]

Dude what that a full 10 minutes?

Got mine. Not there to fall in love.

[Heartless Jay]

Heartless:

Can you recommend one? Last Thai place I went to was What Poo in Thailand.

I recommend Nuad Thai in Costa Mesa at Fairview and MacArthur. Be sure to ask for MMS and explain your injury. If Pam is available, she works wonders with shoulders, but her English is pretty much zero. BTW she was trained at what po. And I know you said this up front, but I just want to reiterate, this is legit only, no happy ending here. Good luck!

[Illeffeqt]

What kind of tacos did get? Taco Bell or authentic? Do they have Mol ?

Cheers Slammer! Great Mex in the same plaza. Used to be my ATF 10 years ago but now I just call it "Good Mex" while others call it "Great White" so YMMV but it does the job. No Mol I'm afraid, best to stick to authentic / homemade for that anyway.

[Meshugga]

Texted Tustin Bodyworks on Newport and made an appointment for "Christine" this afternoon. Show up, get undressed, lay on table. 10 minutes later Christine walks in. Hot young Viet with a great body. I'm thinking I'm about to have a great time. Then she comes over next to me and asks "what do you want, hand job, blowjob, you want me to be naked? Tell me what you want because I collect tip first. " No subtlety or discretion at all. My policy is to never talk about specifics until the girl has at least put her hands on me for a few minutes and give me some cues that services are available. So I asked for a refund and noped on out. At least they didn't give me any hassle about it. I'm probably just being paranoid but as a married guy I've got to play things safe.

I'd say that place is looking to get busted if she's coming out up front asking you that. If she's touched you "inappropriately" first, you should be good. Otherwise, you could ask to see her naked, or ask if you can touch her and run your hand over her ass and tits. In that case I think you'd be ok. But the safest move is what you did.

If you remember Valencia and Ortega back in the day, a lot of the providers got too aggressive like that. I stopped going to both places not long before they got shutdown. It's best when they're cautious at first, then open up once both parties have shown they are safe.

If I get a massage, and she starts handling Mr. Happy and I'm playing with her tits, I'm good (but not happy) with talking tip. But in no way am I ever negotiating a tip before she's proven to me she's not LE.

[TotalGrip]

I'm going to visit Erika at Luna Bio Massage, but wanted to know what the standard extra donation is currently. Please let me know via reply or PM. THANKS!

[SaltyDog]

Well boys I did it I went to simple foot massage in Rosemead and had cc. Headortails you would've been proud of me representing the OC I put her through the 8. 75 point inspection.

Did she pass the sniff inspection LOL.

[MelonHeadMan]

So melons!! What places have you tried that you can recommend?

Bamboo recently and Nature Acupuncture in Lennox? I've been mostly doing the one on one tango with providers, but it's always breaking the bank. So massages are a new exploration for me.

[Slammer6008]

Hey gang,

Longtime lurker / monger appreciate all the info and wanted to give back. Little bit long. HJ only.

Couple recent hits. Both on the blvd AMP strip.

Kim.

Got in early after opening and drew Judy / Julie, I couldn't understand her after asking like 3 times. Pretty sure its Judy. This place does legit massage and Judy was dressed very conservative. Really relaxing, lots of work on the gluts and inner thighs. Gave her some leg rubs and approving moans to get her to loosen up. When she thought I was cool she asked if I'd been there before, of course Judy! Lifted up a bit so she could really get in my thighs next to the boys and she spent awhile there which was great but not much grazing / teasing. Never put the sheet / towel on and neither did she. Turn over and I'm ready to go and she is just all over my chest, stomach and thighs asking me if it tickles LOL. Think she realizes I can't take it anymore and points at jr. And says, "I give you oil, you do." Yeah that ain't going to work for me, could have done that at home. I'm nice about it tho and I tell her, "you do, I tip." She shooshes me and after a little back and forth she starts grazing her nails on my balls. I give myself a stroke or two and guide her hand and she takes over. See that wasn't so bad? Maybe just feeling me out? Not sure. Really nice slow and sensual stroke, felt great. I'm laying there enjoying rubbing my hand on her OTC and about to finish and she stops and says ready? Caught off guard I say, "huh, okay?" and she starts rubbing the tip like a mad woman in a good way and I just lose it all over, it was incredible. It had been like a week for me and she laughs and says, "wow that was a lot from balls. " Judy is thin, short and not much of a body but damn if she didn't have technique. She brings me water, never discusses any tip but is happy with the 5 I give her, could have prolly done 4 but it was the holidays.

TLC.

Was going to go back to Kim but they were booked which threw me off so I went across the way to TLC to try there. Know FS is available so figured this should be easy and I was right. Knockout greets me at the door in a white dress and nice fake tits and asks if I have an appointment, I tell her no and she says no problem follow me. I had my mask on thankfully because I'm pretty sure my jaw dropped when I saw her walk out. Bummed I didn't get her name. I lay down and Tanya comes in who I believe is MMS, she asks me if I want a towel but I tell her no I run hot so she says, "okay good we have a sexy party then!" I laugh and when she comes over I run my hand up her leg and she mutters something so I thought I made her mad but off come her yoga pants and she's just got a dress on top with no panties. We're off to the races. Skin feels great, I'm on her legs and bare ass nearly the whole time face down. She shakes me down a bit and asks if I've been there yada yada, of course I have. Once she was cool she really teased the shit of me, strokes me a bit from behind asking how I like that, really gets in there. On flip I'm ready to go, not sure what rates here are and the H was 65 vs Kim 60 so now my finances are all messed up, got to hope to stay under 55. She grabs me and I nod, "how much you tip?" Offer 4, she counters 5, cool. Brought to the finish line but not before an intermission because she thought I finished and went to get towels. Not sure what happened there but she comes back and I ask her if we can finish and she says "oh sorry baby I thought you finish" Weird. Anyway gets back to it, puts a finger under my balls to rub the button a bit while finishing me off with the other, nice release and yells "yaaay Happy New Year" after I go off LOL. She's 40's /50's with work done and nice fake Ds, got to appreciate the effort. Not everyone's cup of tea but I enjoyed the time. Offered shower and water and off I go.

So a week later I walk back over to TLC to try and hookup with that goddess but 2 LE came out the door so I nope'd out of there real quick. They were talking to some bozo, it didn't look too serious but I'm married and would like to stay that way. Blotter said "keeping the peace. " CM generally doesn't seem to care but I'll let it cool down. With some other happenings in the area, Judy's paranoia and this maybe they are cracking down on routine checks, who knows. Thought about going a few blocks down to OC Sunshine but lost my nerve and got tacos instead. Stay safe!

What kind of tacos did get? Taco Bell or authentic? Do they have Molé ?

[Slammer6008]

Anybody got recommendations for busty pals? I'm a tit man and so far I've gotten some nice sizes, but I want some melones.

So melons!! What places have you tried that you can recommend?

[Slammer6008]

Well boys I did it I went to simple foot massage in Rosemead and had cc. Headortails you would've been proud of me representing the OC I put her through the 8. 75 point inspection.

[MelonHeadMan]

Anybody got recommendations for busty pals? I'm a tit man and so far I've gotten some nice sizes, but I want some melones.

[Dhdjdhf35]

How much was the blow me charge?

No idea; the discussion didn't get that far.

[Illeffeqt]

Hey gang,

Longtime lurker / monger appreciate all the info and wanted to give back. Little bit long. HJ only.

Couple recent hits. Both on the blvd AMP strip.

Kim.

Got in early after opening and drew Judy / Julie, I couldn't understand her after asking like 3 times. Pretty sure its Judy. This place does legit massage and Judy was dressed very conservative. Really relaxing, lots of work on the gluts and inner thighs. Gave her some leg rubs and approving moans to get her to loosen up. When she thought I was cool she asked if I'd been there before, of course Judy! Lifted up a bit so she could really get in my thighs next to the boys and she spent awhile there which was great but not much grazing / teasing. Never put the sheet / towel on and neither did she. Turn over and I'm ready to go and she is just all over my chest, stomach and thighs asking me if it tickles LOL. Think she realizes I can't take it anymore and points at jr. And says, "I give you oil, you do." Yeah that ain't going to work for me, could have done that at home. I'm nice about it tho and I tell her, "you do, I tip." She shooshes me and after a little back and forth she starts grazing her nails on my balls. I give myself a stroke or two and guide her hand and she takes over. See that wasn't so bad? Maybe just feeling me out? Not sure. Really nice slow and sensual stroke, felt great. I'm laying there enjoying rubbing my hand on her OTC and about to finish and she stops and says ready? Caught off guard I say, "huh, okay?" and she starts rubbing the tip like a mad woman in a good way and I just lose it all over, it was incredible. It had been like a week for me and she laughs and says, "wow that was a lot from balls. " Judy is thin, short and not much of a body but damn if she didn't have technique. She brings me water, never discusses any tip but is happy with the 5 I give her, could have prolly done 4 but it was the holidays.

TLC.

Was going to go back to Kim but they were booked which threw me off so I went across the way to TLC to try there. Know FS is available so figured this should be easy and I was right. Knockout greets me at the door in a white dress and nice fake tits and asks if I have an appointment, I tell her no and she says no problem follow me. I had my mask on thankfully because I'm pretty sure my jaw dropped when I saw her walk out. Bummed I didn't get her name. I lay down and Tanya comes in who I believe is MMS, she asks me if I want a towel but I tell her no I run hot so she says, "okay good we have a sexy party then!" I laugh and when she comes over I run my hand up her leg and she mutters something so I thought I made her mad but off come her yoga pants and she's just got a dress on top with no panties. We're off to the races. Skin feels great, I'm on her legs and bare ass nearly the whole time face down. She shakes me down a bit and asks if I've been there yada yada, of course I have. Once she was cool she really teased the shit of me, strokes me a bit from behind asking how I like that, really gets in there. On flip I'm ready to go, not sure what rates here are and the H was 65 vs Kim 60 so now my finances are all messed up, got to hope to stay under 55. She grabs me and I nod, "how much you tip?" Offer 4, she counters 5, cool. Brought to the finish line but not before an intermission because she thought I finished and went to get towels. Not sure what happened there but she comes back and I ask her if we can finish and she says "oh sorry baby I thought you finish" Weird. Anyway gets back to it, puts a finger under my balls to rub the button a bit while finishing me off with the other, nice release and yells "yaaay Happy New Year" after I go off LOL. She's 40's /50's with work done and nice fake Ds, got to appreciate the effort. Not everyone's cup of tea but I enjoyed the time. Offered shower and water and off I go.

So a week later I walk back over to TLC to try and hookup with that goddess but 2 LE came out the door so I nope'd out of there real quick. They were talking to some bozo, it didn't look too serious but I'm married and would like to stay that way. Blotter said "keeping the peace. " CM generally doesn't seem to care but I'll let it cool down. With some other happenings in the area, Judy's paranoia and this maybe they are cracking down on routine checks, who knows. Thought about going a few blocks down to OC Sunshine but lost my nerve and got tacos instead. Stay safe!

[Slammer6008]

You say you won't discuss tip until she tells you what's available. In the previous sentence you said she offered BJ, HJ, naked. Are you waiting for a sales presentation with an overhead projector? It is very bold of her to offer services up front. She's risking a solicitation charge. You're rarely going to find someone that direct. If you're concerned, just go for the handy then circle back later for the main course.

How much was the blow me charge?