Massage Parlor Reports

[Dhdjdhf35]

How much was the blow me charge?

No idea; the discussion didn't get that far.

[Illeffeqt]

Hey gang,

Longtime lurker / monger appreciate all the info and wanted to give back. Little bit long. HJ only.

Couple recent hits. Both on the blvd AMP strip.

Kim.

Got in early after opening and drew Judy / Julie, I couldn't understand her after asking like 3 times. Pretty sure its Judy. This place does legit massage and Judy was dressed very conservative. Really relaxing, lots of work on the gluts and inner thighs. Gave her some leg rubs and approving moans to get her to loosen up. When she thought I was cool she asked if I'd been there before, of course Judy! Lifted up a bit so she could really get in my thighs next to the boys and she spent awhile there which was great but not much grazing / teasing. Never put the sheet / towel on and neither did she. Turn over and I'm ready to go and she is just all over my chest, stomach and thighs asking me if it tickles LOL. Think she realizes I can't take it anymore and points at jr. And says, "I give you oil, you do." Yeah that ain't going to work for me, could have done that at home. I'm nice about it tho and I tell her, "you do, I tip." She shooshes me and after a little back and forth she starts grazing her nails on my balls. I give myself a stroke or two and guide her hand and she takes over. See that wasn't so bad? Maybe just feeling me out? Not sure. Really nice slow and sensual stroke, felt great. I'm laying there enjoying rubbing my hand on her OTC and about to finish and she stops and says ready? Caught off guard I say, "huh, okay?" and she starts rubbing the tip like a mad woman in a good way and I just lose it all over, it was incredible. It had been like a week for me and she laughs and says, "wow that was a lot from balls. " Judy is thin, short and not much of a body but damn if she didn't have technique. She brings me water, never discusses any tip but is happy with the 5 I give her, could have prolly done 4 but it was the holidays.

TLC.

Was going to go back to Kim but they were booked which threw me off so I went across the way to TLC to try there. Know FS is available so figured this should be easy and I was right. Knockout greets me at the door in a white dress and nice fake tits and asks if I have an appointment, I tell her no and she says no problem follow me. I had my mask on thankfully because I'm pretty sure my jaw dropped when I saw her walk out. Bummed I didn't get her name. I lay down and Tanya comes in who I believe is MMS, she asks me if I want a towel but I tell her no I run hot so she says, "okay good we have a sexy party then!" I laugh and when she comes over I run my hand up her leg and she mutters something so I thought I made her mad but off come her yoga pants and she's just got a dress on top with no panties. We're off to the races. Skin feels great, I'm on her legs and bare ass nearly the whole time face down. She shakes me down a bit and asks if I've been there yada yada, of course I have. Once she was cool she really teased the shit of me, strokes me a bit from behind asking how I like that, really gets in there. On flip I'm ready to go, not sure what rates here are and the H was 65 vs Kim 60 so now my finances are all messed up, got to hope to stay under 55. She grabs me and I nod, "how much you tip?" Offer 4, she counters 5, cool. Brought to the finish line but not before an intermission because she thought I finished and went to get towels. Not sure what happened there but she comes back and I ask her if we can finish and she says "oh sorry baby I thought you finish" Weird. Anyway gets back to it, puts a finger under my balls to rub the button a bit while finishing me off with the other, nice release and yells "yaaay Happy New Year" after I go off LOL. She's 40's /50's with work done and nice fake Ds, got to appreciate the effort. Not everyone's cup of tea but I enjoyed the time. Offered shower and water and off I go.

So a week later I walk back over to TLC to try and hookup with that goddess but 2 LE came out the door so I nope'd out of there real quick. They were talking to some bozo, it didn't look too serious but I'm married and would like to stay that way. Blotter said "keeping the peace. " CM generally doesn't seem to care but I'll let it cool down. With some other happenings in the area, Judy's paranoia and this maybe they are cracking down on routine checks, who knows. Thought about going a few blocks down to OC Sunshine but lost my nerve and got tacos instead. Stay safe!

[Slammer6008]

You say you won't discuss tip until she tells you what's available. In the previous sentence you said she offered BJ, HJ, naked. Are you waiting for a sales presentation with an overhead projector? It is very bold of her to offer services up front. She's risking a solicitation charge. You're rarely going to find someone that direct. If you're concerned, just go for the handy then circle back later for the main course.

How much was the blow me charge?

[SaltyDog]

Stopped by this morning at 945 a asked for Lucy.

Laid down in a room near the back. Lucy came. Was rushing. Said she was already massaging someone else. She gave me a quick BBBJ. Asked if I wanted a glove, applied the cover, bent over and put me in the back 9 hole right from the get go. I pounded away and shot in the bag. We cleaned up and she rushed off to continue with her current customer.

Didn't like the rush but it worked. Gave her 70.

Dude what that a full 10 minutes?

[Slammer6008]

That a boy bronco!!

Let's see if I can set the bar lower than that!!

[Slammer6008]

Stopped by this morning at 945 a asked for Lucy.

Laid down in a room near the back. Lucy came. Was rushing. Said she was already massaging someone else. She gave me a quick BBBJ. Asked if I wanted a glove, applied the cover, bent over and put me in the back 9 hole right from the get go. I pounded away and shot in the bag. We cleaned up and she rushed off to continue with her current customer.

Didn't like the rush but it worked. Gave her 70.

That a boy bronco!!

[MelonHeadMan]

With a name attached it's a nice review. With no name why did you waste your time?

I think you missed the part where I was Ghost Rider for most of the session. I know not attaching a name was not worth writing, but I just wanted to share my experience. Plus, I wanted to let you all I was legit before I asked for recommendations.

[Dhdjdhf35]

You say you won't discuss tip until she tells you what's available. In the previous sentence you said she offered BJ, HJ, naked. Are you waiting for a sales presentation with an overhead projector? It is very bold of her to offer services up front. She's risking a solicitation charge. You're rarely going to find someone that direct. If you're concerned, just go for the handy then circle back later for the main course.

Yeah she's risking a charge but so am I. If she offers a handy, and I verbally accept and pay before the massage even starts, I might be walking out of there in cuffs. If I wait until 10 minutes into the massage and she's massaging my upper thighs the odds of her being a cop go way down.

[Bronco]

Stopped by this morning at 945 a asked for Lucy.

Laid down in a room near the back. Lucy came. Was rushing. Said she was already massaging someone else. She gave me a quick BBBJ. Asked if I wanted a glove, applied the cover, bent over and put me in the back 9 hole right from the get go. I pounded away and shot in the bag. We cleaned up and she rushed off to continue with her current customer.

Didn't like the rush but it worked. Gave her 70.

[TheBenster]

Was near the area and got bored so decided to try out. Was want to go see lulu / ava to see what's slammer talking about but it was way out of my way LOL.

Sally- I can't tell if she's viet or Chinese. Small saggy titties, dark skin, decent young looking face. Mamasan on the other hand, looked like viet and damn cute!! If she does provide, I'll come back LOL.

I didn't even realize this place offer nuru. I tried to ask for FS and she said no, but also mentioned she "rarely" does it and it cost couple hundred. So she's already naked and ready for nuru so I was like okay sure. A little rush on the body slide, allow roaming but seem to avoid it. Allowed fiv but very little. For sure no daty. Most likely last time venture to this place. But I got to say I do like her ways on walking on my back and legs.

Sounds like I got a lot luckier with her service. Sorry to hear that! Yeah the tits are not the best, but I liked the view in the 69 with FIV.

[Sound7]

Heartless:

Can you recommend one? Last Thai place I went to was What Poo in Thailand.

When I have a need for legit massage, I go for Thai massage. Seriously, try a Thai place and explain to MMS what your injury is. Longer is better, if you can afford it. Traditional Thai is 2 hours, but if you have a specific target area you could shorten and have them focus on that. They will fix you up. I've had good luck with them.

[Taws6]

Texted Tustin Bodyworks on Newport and made an appointment for "Christine" this afternoon. Show up, get undressed, lay on table. 10 minutes later Christine walks in. Hot young Viet with a great body. I'm thinking I'm about to have a great time. Then she comes over next to me and asks "what do you want, hand job, blowjob, you want me to be naked? Tell me what you want because I collect tip first. " No subtlety or discretion at all. My policy is to never talk about specifics until the girl has at least put her hands on me for a few minutes and give me some cues that services are available. So I asked for a refund and noped on out. At least they didn't give me any hassle about it. I'm probably just being paranoid but as a married guy I've got to play things safe.

You did the right thing in my opinion, thanks for posting.

If I have never been to a place before, or one without reliable reviews, and a gal negotiates up front by asking what I want, I say, what do you mean, I am here for a massage.

Plus, those that negotiate up front, generally (in my experience) need to due to poor looks, or subpar performance, which re-enforces my "what do you mean?, I am here for a massage".

[Heartless Jay]

I am not looking for 30 minute back massage and flip to finish but a shoulder massage for a sport injury. They used to have chair massage where they did shoulder massage. Anyone know a place?. Thanks.

When I have a need for legit massage, I go for Thai massage. Seriously, try a Thai place and explain to MMS what your injury is. Longer is better, if you can afford it. Traditional Thai is 2 hours, but if you have a specific target area you could shorten and have them focus on that. They will fix you up. I've had good luck with them.

[NoClue02]

I'm not slammer, but I'd still like to help you out with recommendations I dreamt of (? That's the new style, right?) recently.

Sally at VT. Early 30's, a real spinner, 7/10 looks. One Benji and she had no issues with deep FIV and gave great responses. Decent massage as well. Asked for more and she asked for protection, but I couldn't comply. BB fans might be up for a good time because her next question was if I'm clean. I don't do that kinda stuff so I had to pass. You can find her Mo, Tue, Thu, Fr.

Now tell me how I finally get to schedule Nicole at LP again LOL.

Was near the area and got bored so decided to try out. Was want to go see lulu / ava to see what's slammer talking about but it was way out of my way LOL.

Sally- I can't tell if she's viet or Chinese. Small saggy titties, dark skin, decent young looking face. Mamasan on the other hand, looked like viet and damn cute!! If she does provide, I'll come back LOL.

I didn't even realize this place offer nuru. I tried to ask for FS and she said no, but also mentioned she "rarely" does it and it cost couple hundred. So she's already naked and ready for nuru so I was like okay sure. A little rush on the body slide, allow roaming but seem to avoid it. Allowed fiv but very little. For sure no daty. Most likely last time venture to this place. But I got to say I do like her ways on walking on my back and legs.

[Grimmy23]

She's been there about 6 months. Her body reminds me of Linda. I'd guess between 45 and 50 but still curves in the right places. The menu is correct including the lack of excitement she shows. She worked at Total Health on Brookhurst for years. She is a pro. Good massage and knows how to milk the mongoose. I'd personally rate her fourth in this shop but maybe it's a chemistry thing. And she's definitely someone that takes a couple of visits and will expect some loyalty for the frequent flyer bonus experience. $100?? Sometimes ya got to bet on the come, although I'm guessing you've already hit the Wall of China. LOL.

The two times I've seen her we hit it off well. She does a good massage (by AMP standards). Doesn't necessarily follow the Bamboo script but does a good job. She seems a little younger to me but I haven't seen her without a mask on. Body is still tight. At least for me so far, she's been a little higher mileage than other girls at Bamboo, albeit for a larger tip demand. I don't think she's going to become a regular for me by any means, but I'd say she's definitely a good provider.