Massage Parlor Reports

[SaltyDog]

Stopped by this morning at 945 a asked for Lucy.

Laid down in a room near the back. Lucy came. Was rushing. Said she was already massaging someone else. She gave me a quick BBBJ. Asked if I wanted a glove, applied the cover, bent over and put me in the back 9 hole right from the get go. I pounded away and shot in the bag. We cleaned up and she rushed off to continue with her current customer.

Didn't like the rush but it worked. Gave her 70.

Dude what that a full 10 minutes?

[Slammer6008]

That a boy bronco!!

Let's see if I can set the bar lower than that!!

[Slammer6008]

Stopped by this morning at 945 a asked for Lucy.

Laid down in a room near the back. Lucy came. Was rushing. Said she was already massaging someone else. She gave me a quick BBBJ. Asked if I wanted a glove, applied the cover, bent over and put me in the back 9 hole right from the get go. I pounded away and shot in the bag. We cleaned up and she rushed off to continue with her current customer.

Didn't like the rush but it worked. Gave her 70.

That a boy bronco!!

[MelonHeadMan]

With a name attached it's a nice review. With no name why did you waste your time?

I think you missed the part where I was Ghost Rider for most of the session. I know not attaching a name was not worth writing, but I just wanted to share my experience. Plus, I wanted to let you all I was legit before I asked for recommendations.

[Dhdjdhf35]

You say you won't discuss tip until she tells you what's available. In the previous sentence you said she offered BJ, HJ, naked. Are you waiting for a sales presentation with an overhead projector? It is very bold of her to offer services up front. She's risking a solicitation charge. You're rarely going to find someone that direct. If you're concerned, just go for the handy then circle back later for the main course.

Yeah she's risking a charge but so am I. If she offers a handy, and I verbally accept and pay before the massage even starts, I might be walking out of there in cuffs. If I wait until 10 minutes into the massage and she's massaging my upper thighs the odds of her being a cop go way down.

[Bronco]

Stopped by this morning at 945 a asked for Lucy.

Laid down in a room near the back. Lucy came. Was rushing. Said she was already massaging someone else. She gave me a quick BBBJ. Asked if I wanted a glove, applied the cover, bent over and put me in the back 9 hole right from the get go. I pounded away and shot in the bag. We cleaned up and she rushed off to continue with her current customer.

Didn't like the rush but it worked. Gave her 70.

[TheBenster]

Was near the area and got bored so decided to try out. Was want to go see lulu / ava to see what's slammer talking about but it was way out of my way LOL.

Sally- I can't tell if she's viet or Chinese. Small saggy titties, dark skin, decent young looking face. Mamasan on the other hand, looked like viet and damn cute!! If she does provide, I'll come back LOL.

I didn't even realize this place offer nuru. I tried to ask for FS and she said no, but also mentioned she "rarely" does it and it cost couple hundred. So she's already naked and ready for nuru so I was like okay sure. A little rush on the body slide, allow roaming but seem to avoid it. Allowed fiv but very little. For sure no daty. Most likely last time venture to this place. But I got to say I do like her ways on walking on my back and legs.

Sounds like I got a lot luckier with her service. Sorry to hear that! Yeah the tits are not the best, but I liked the view in the 69 with FIV.

[Sound7]

Heartless:

Can you recommend one? Last Thai place I went to was What Poo in Thailand.

When I have a need for legit massage, I go for Thai massage. Seriously, try a Thai place and explain to MMS what your injury is. Longer is better, if you can afford it. Traditional Thai is 2 hours, but if you have a specific target area you could shorten and have them focus on that. They will fix you up. I've had good luck with them.

[Taws6]

Texted Tustin Bodyworks on Newport and made an appointment for "Christine" this afternoon. Show up, get undressed, lay on table. 10 minutes later Christine walks in. Hot young Viet with a great body. I'm thinking I'm about to have a great time. Then she comes over next to me and asks "what do you want, hand job, blowjob, you want me to be naked? Tell me what you want because I collect tip first. " No subtlety or discretion at all. My policy is to never talk about specifics until the girl has at least put her hands on me for a few minutes and give me some cues that services are available. So I asked for a refund and noped on out. At least they didn't give me any hassle about it. I'm probably just being paranoid but as a married guy I've got to play things safe.

You did the right thing in my opinion, thanks for posting.

If I have never been to a place before, or one without reliable reviews, and a gal negotiates up front by asking what I want, I say, what do you mean, I am here for a massage.

Plus, those that negotiate up front, generally (in my experience) need to due to poor looks, or subpar performance, which re-enforces my "what do you mean?, I am here for a massage".

[Heartless Jay]

I am not looking for 30 minute back massage and flip to finish but a shoulder massage for a sport injury. They used to have chair massage where they did shoulder massage. Anyone know a place?. Thanks.

When I have a need for legit massage, I go for Thai massage. Seriously, try a Thai place and explain to MMS what your injury is. Longer is better, if you can afford it. Traditional Thai is 2 hours, but if you have a specific target area you could shorten and have them focus on that. They will fix you up. I've had good luck with them.

[NoClue02]

I'm not slammer, but I'd still like to help you out with recommendations I dreamt of (? That's the new style, right?) recently.

Sally at VT. Early 30's, a real spinner, 7/10 looks. One Benji and she had no issues with deep FIV and gave great responses. Decent massage as well. Asked for more and she asked for protection, but I couldn't comply. BB fans might be up for a good time because her next question was if I'm clean. I don't do that kinda stuff so I had to pass. You can find her Mo, Tue, Thu, Fr.

Now tell me how I finally get to schedule Nicole at LP again LOL.

Was near the area and got bored so decided to try out. Was want to go see lulu / ava to see what's slammer talking about but it was way out of my way LOL.

Sally- I can't tell if she's viet or Chinese. Small saggy titties, dark skin, decent young looking face. Mamasan on the other hand, looked like viet and damn cute!! If she does provide, I'll come back LOL.

I didn't even realize this place offer nuru. I tried to ask for FS and she said no, but also mentioned she "rarely" does it and it cost couple hundred. So she's already naked and ready for nuru so I was like okay sure. A little rush on the body slide, allow roaming but seem to avoid it. Allowed fiv but very little. For sure no daty. Most likely last time venture to this place. But I got to say I do like her ways on walking on my back and legs.

[Grimmy23]

She's been there about 6 months. Her body reminds me of Linda. I'd guess between 45 and 50 but still curves in the right places. The menu is correct including the lack of excitement she shows. She worked at Total Health on Brookhurst for years. She is a pro. Good massage and knows how to milk the mongoose. I'd personally rate her fourth in this shop but maybe it's a chemistry thing. And she's definitely someone that takes a couple of visits and will expect some loyalty for the frequent flyer bonus experience. $100?? Sometimes ya got to bet on the come, although I'm guessing you've already hit the Wall of China. LOL.

The two times I've seen her we hit it off well. She does a good massage (by AMP standards). Doesn't necessarily follow the Bamboo script but does a good job. She seems a little younger to me but I haven't seen her without a mask on. Body is still tight. At least for me so far, she's been a little higher mileage than other girls at Bamboo, albeit for a larger tip demand. I don't think she's going to become a regular for me by any means, but I'd say she's definitely a good provider.

[HeadorTail]

Texted Tustin Bodyworks on Newport and made an appointment for "Christine" this afternoon. Show up, get undressed, lay on table. 10 minutes later Christine walks in. Hot young Viet with a great body. I'm thinking I'm about to have a great time. Then she comes over next to me and asks "what do you want, hand job, blowjob, you want me to be naked? Tell me what you want because I collect tip first. " No subtlety or discretion at all. My policy is to never talk about specifics until the girl has at least put her hands on me for a few minutes and give me some cues that services are available. So I asked for a refund and noped on out. At least they didn't give me any hassle about it. I'm probably just being paranoid but as a married guy I've got to play things safe.

You say you won't discuss tip until she tells you what's available. In the previous sentence you said she offered BJ, HJ, naked. Are you waiting for a sales presentation with an overhead projector? It is very bold of her to offer services up front. She's risking a solicitation charge. You're rarely going to find someone that direct. If you're concerned, just go for the handy then circle back later for the main course.

[Arden1362]

Texted Tustin Bodyworks on Newport and made an appointment for "Christine" this afternoon. Show up, get undressed, lay on table. 10 minutes later Christine walks in. Hot young Viet with a great body. I'm thinking I'm about to have a great time. Then she comes over next to me and asks "what do you want, hand job, blowjob, you want me to be naked? Tell me what you want because I collect tip first. " No subtlety or discretion at all. My policy is to never talk about specifics until the girl has at least put her hands on me for a few minutes and give me some cues that services are available. So I asked for a refund and noped on out. At least they didn't give me any hassle about it. I'm probably just being paranoid but as a married guy I've got to play things safe.

Heard from a buddy that Tustin PD is monitoring and cracking down on AMPs. You were right to be paranoid, I've done the same thing.

[HeadorTail]

Captain's Log.

Went in kinda late, near closing time. I asked to choose since it was my first time there and they didn't really understand me. To be fair I was pretty blazed. I ended up going to the back and having a girl come to me. I didn't really get to see her, but she had a pretty nice body. She wasn't skinny, but not too fat either. Started with a basic massage and while on my back I touched her legs. After roaming a bit she would put my hands back. I thought I had fucked up, but after waiting a bit I tried again and she would just gently put my arms back. She was getting really close and after she placed a blanket on my upper back is when she started to roam. Felt on the gluts and thighs and when she touched the boys (Amazon tm) and I flipped over. I asked for the FS and she said no, I asked for a candy shop trip and she said yes for 3 of the Jackson 5. She went for BBBJ and I was surprised. She knew what she was doing, absolutely incredible, and probably hella better since I was Johnny Blazed. I only went in for half an hour and only paid like a quarter of $ so near the end I didn't finish, I take a while, but she said no problem with helping hand. It was an incredible experience and I got dressed, said thank you with a green handshake and left a happy customer.

With a name attached it's a nice review. With no name why did you waste your time?