Strip Club Reports

[Lamarr]

Shoot any room at the table for a marketing manager for a large automotive brand?

First rounds on me? LOL.

I'm game. Current VP, probably talked to you ERP sales guys or auto guys in current or former life.

[MichiGanz]

Shoot any room at the table for a marketing manager for a large automotive brand?

First rounds on me? LOL.

I work from home, sell ERP systems, have a two sale /$2 mm per year quota. I've done this for years and have 100% professional freedom which gives me opportunities to hit up a FS dayshift place like in Inkster anywhere from once per month to several times per week.

And like others have said it's all about playing the game. My usual outfit is jeans or shorts with a basic back polo shirt, in winter jeans + a basic sweater or sweatshirt. No hoodies, even if a fancy one. No coats leave it in the car.

I play Eddie Haskell. Sit there by myself looking clean. No facial hair, no tats, no piercings, clothes are clean and have no holes in them. A little chit chat with waitresses, and tip girls on stage I'm interested in. If a girl I'm not interested in approaches me I'll politely tell them no thanks; if one sits next to me I'll act awkward like I'm not comfortable talking to women or have no idea what's going on and they'll usually leave. Also say things like "I don't go to strip clubs but we got the day off so meeting friends here." And they either get the hint & leave, or think I'm weird and won't spend money on them and leave. Which is what I want.

Also just like in sales it's important to control the engagement. When a girl sits with me that I want to take back I never buy her a drink even when the waitress comes by and asks. I straight up confirm what extras are available (usually all) and negotiate before going back. If the girl starts with a number you cut it in half. If she asks me to make the first offer it's always $100 or even lower. Very rare I'll pay more than $150 +VIP tax for FS, and when it does its bc I allowed it to happen.

[Lamarr]

I have had few FS sessions in Coliseum.

Ditto, but that was pre-crackdown in Detroit and also pre-covid.

[Dan Gerous]

What does solid session in VIP mean? I figured nothing more than dances here, for the past few years.

I have had few FS sessions in Coliseum.

[Electronman]

Anyone know or had an experience wit ha big tit light skin that goes by the stripper name Mini? I met her at Angels and was wondering if she's available for OTC or even just how good her dances are?

You might have better luck if you posted this in the Kalamazoo forum, unless there is a good reason to post in the Detroit forum.

[SmallBalls29]

Anyone know or had an experience wit ha big tit light skin that goes by the stripper name Mini? I met her at Angels and was wondering if she's available for OTC or even just how good her dances are?

[MidwestMayhem]

In town for work and play. Part one was a visit to Empire posted on that forum. Afterwards I went to Centerfold for drinks and dances with the hopes of extras. Really nice flock of pretty girls. Shared some dollars and drinks with several. Hit up a tall blonde Zara for a VIP. Not very private area. She was super hot though. Allowed all kinds of roaming and tongue. FIV and tongue as well. Asked for more but she said can't here. Gave me her number but I suspect it's not real. She was pretty coy when I pressed to set up a date. She must have slipped out the back because I never saw her afterwards. Anyone know her, she available for off the clock? Also I'd be indebted for any direction to a club where a guy could get hit dances and BBBJ. Thanks!

Tall, pretty, no chest? She was a sight.

[CrackHoreLover]

In town for work and play. Part one was a visit to Empire posted on that forum. Afterwards I went to Centerfold for drinks and dances with the hopes of extras. Really nice flock of pretty girls. Shared some dollars and drinks with several. Hit up a tall blonde Zara for a VIP. Not very private area. She was super hot though. Allowed all kinds of roaming and tongue. FIV and tongue as well. Asked for more but she said can't here. Gave me her number but I suspect it's not real. She was pretty coy when I pressed to set up a date. She must have slipped out the back because I never saw her afterwards. Anyone know her, she available for off the clock? Also I'd be indebted for any direction to a club where a guy could get hit dances and BBBJ. Thanks!

Stop being shy and call her.

[Passenger]

In town for work and play. Part one was a visit to Empire posted on that forum. Afterwards I went to Centerfold for drinks and dances with the hopes of extras. Really nice flock of pretty girls. Shared some dollars and drinks with several. Hit up a tall blonde Zara for a VIP. Not very private area. She was super hot though. Allowed all kinds of roaming and tongue. FIV and tongue as well. Asked for more but she said can't here. Gave me her number but I suspect it's not real. She was pretty coy when I pressed to set up a date. She must have slipped out the back because I never saw her afterwards. Anyone know her, she available for off the clock? Also I'd be indebted for any direction to a club where a guy could get hit dances and BBBJ. Thanks!

Basically any clubs along the Michigan Avenue corridor in Dearborn and Inkster; also Landing Strip in Romulus.

Avoid clubs within the city limits of Detroit; they prohibit private dance areas.

Read this Strip Club thread. Most everything that you need to know is posted in here, including all of the club names.

[DennisonDean]

In town for work and play. Part one was a visit to Empire posted on that forum. Afterwards I went to Centerfold for drinks and dances with the hopes of extras. Really nice flock of pretty girls. Shared some dollars and drinks with several. Hit up a tall blonde Zara for a VIP. Not very private area. She was super hot though. Allowed all kinds of roaming and tongue. FIV and tongue as well. Asked for more but she said can't here. Gave me her number but I suspect it's not real. She was pretty coy when I pressed to set up a date. She must have slipped out the back because I never saw her afterwards. Anyone know her, she available for off the clock? Also I'd be indebted for any direction to a club where a guy could get hit dances and BBBJ. Thanks!

[SamPerkins420]

Well that makes three of us in Enterprise Software Sales. Maybe we should meetup and expense it as our 2022 sales kickoff event!

I work from home, sell ERP systems, have a two sale /$2 mm per year quota. I've done this for years and have 100% professional freedom which gives me opportunities to hit up a FS dayshift place like in Inkster anywhere from once per month to several times per week.

And like others have said it's all about playing the game. My usual outfit is jeans or shorts with a basic back polo shirt, in winter jeans + a basic sweater or sweatshirt. No hoodies, even if a fancy one. No coats leave it in the car.

I play Eddie Haskell. Sit there by myself looking clean. No facial hair, no tats, no piercings, clothes are clean and have no holes in them. A little chit chat with waitresses, and tip girls on stage I'm interested in. If a girl I'm not interested in approaches me I'll politely tell them no thanks; if one sits next to me I'll act awkward like I'm not comfortable talking to women or have no idea what's going on and they'll usually leave. Also say things like "I don't go to strip clubs but we got the day off so meeting friends here." And they either get the hint & leave, or think I'm weird and won't spend money on them and leave. Which is what I want.

Also just like in sales it's important to control the engagement. When a girl sits with me that I want to take back I never buy her a drink even when the waitress comes by and asks. I straight up confirm what extras are available (usually all) and negotiate before going back. If the girl starts with a number you cut it in half. If she asks me to make the first offer it's always $100 or even lower. Very rare I'll pay more than $150 +VIP tax for FS, and when it does its bc I allowed it to happen.

[DooMama7]

What does solid session in VIP mean? I figured nothing more than dances here, for the past few years.

I believe there and playhouse during day shift you can get extras, not as guaranteed as the Dearborn / in later clubs of course.

[Jay23]

Well that makes three of us in Enterprise Software Sales. Maybe we should meetup and expense it as our 2022 sales kickoff event!

I wonder what will show up in corporate Amex. Hopefully, it does not end up like https://www.cnet.com/news/strip-club...aid-33540-tab/.

[HarryDude]

Went to Colusium today around 1 PM, they always have very good lunch specials. Very quit with 2 - 4 customers and 4 - 6 girls. Ended up talking to a mature (Age 55) lady who had the body of a 40-year-old, it was a refreshing change from talking to 22-year-olds. Had a solid session in VIP too. Apparently, she only works day shifts at Coliseum and has been in the business for a long long time. I am bad with names, anyone knows her name?

What does solid session in VIP mean? I figured nothing more than dances here, for the past few years.

[SkillyDog]

Me too, agree with you. Also, I do the exact same thing professionally. We might already know each other (our industry is a small world). Ha ha.

Well that makes three of us in Enterprise Software Sales. Maybe we should meetup and expense it as our 2022 sales kickoff event!