Massage Parlor Reports

[Fruit Cake]

Anyone got a good MP spot that has pretty latinas?

[PriscillaM]

Fair enough.

I've been wanting to get into the KGirl game. The girls seem much hotter and younger, unless people exaggerate the truth on the internet, which never happens of course.

You know how to get into that game? My understanding is you can't just call and make an appointment. They need to vet you somehow.

First off, I would encourage you to not use the k girl option. The pictures are all fake, the mongers are all completely beholden. Kind of like our media. Instead of having a state run media, we have a media run state. Read the reviews and set your expectations completey to zero.

That being said, if you want to joint the NPC crowd, you need to get an in with the bookers. I cannot speak with expertise on whether joining humaniplex / here are our server logs mr. Us attorney will help you. There apparently is an asian tranche at that travesty. To get in, you should just start mass texting all of them. They will want your I'd. Do not even bother to argue out of it based on your employment with the CIA, FBI, cleveland browns, or kroger. You have to give them your I'd. I think I texted like 6 of them and only got responses from two. It was I think ktwownescort, sweetasiangem and now I get texts from 2pop.net. Once you get a green light, you will be given the address of a building in k town with no parking or a building on sawtelle in west la where the bedroom carpet has burn marks from the traction of monger's bare feet.

You will then either do what I did, give a great review about how fun it was to shower with an asian woman that looks like she came over on the mayflower, hoping that the next girl will be better. At some point you will just give up. The only excpetion ever was this girl at parkasian in 2006 who was actually from roanoake or norfolk virginia.

[PropLA]

Yes, this is the spa on Huntington. It's been a reliable spot in the past, but not the other night. What gives?

Is this the Angel on huntington?

[Murrican]

Fair enough.

I've been wanting to get into the KGirl game. The girls seem much hotter and younger, unless people exaggerate the truth on the internet, which never happens of course.

You know how to get into that game? My understanding is you can't just call and make an appointment. They need to vet you somehow.

Your concern about plausible deniability are overbaked. That whole phrase went out the window when the "emails" about iran contra were uncovered after being deleted.

First off, if you want to see an indie, pay attention to this board. I myself have driven to locations where the last time a white man was there was when leif erickson sailed there to scout handjobs. I have never been remotely near a bust. I am truly unaware of any monger being busted by a guy going into an apartment trick pad. I think I have heard of hotel busts, but since FOSTA has driven online shit mostly underground. To such a degree that you rarely hear about prostitutes being busted.

So, I am not saying it does not happen, but if a bust happens to you, that is a problem.

I just recall there was a guy visiting the pearl pad in west l. A. To see this latina with huge tits. He reviewed her and did not get up all on the tits because "she might be LE" - if you are with a known gal at a known pad, she is not LE..

[FishyHunter]

I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:

Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.

Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?

Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.

Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.

Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.

Michelle was pretty hot here too. I didn't know they had a staff change. Did they change ownerships?

The burger joint in the same mall seems decent too.

[IAmGib1]

I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:

Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.

Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?

Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.

Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.

Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.

Where is this Angel spa?

[FishyHunter]

Check for previous reviews from different forums or users.

Can I ask kind of a weird question? I'm going to be direct.

I have not historically used RRatings and similar sites because the prospect of independents scares me. Specifically, the prospect I'll show up and badge will be flashed at me ("surprise! This is a sting! Storefront massages, for all their shortcomings, provide plausible deniability ("I was just here for a massage. This is a publicly enterable storefront and I had no knowledge they do anything but massages here. " Just being honest.

If you go beyond the aamp / lamp setups, how do you know you're not being set up? Not even just LE, but also to be mugged or something?

[PriscillaM]

Can I ask kind of a weird question? I'm going to be direct.

I have not historically used RRatings and similar sites because the prospect of independents scares me. Specifically, the prospect I'll show up and badge will be flashed at me ("surprise! This is a sting! Storefront massages, for all their shortcomings, provide plausible deniability ("I was just here for a massage. This is a publicly enterable storefront and I had no knowledge they do anything but massages here. " Just being honest.

If you go beyond the aamp / lamp setups, how do you know you're not being set up? Not even just LE, but also to be mugged or something?

Your concern about plausible deniability are overbaked. That whole phrase went out the window when the "emails" about iran contra were uncovered after being deleted.

First off, if you want to see an indie, pay attention to this board. I myself have driven to locations where the last time a white man was there was when leif erickson sailed there to scout handjobs. I have never been remotely near a bust. I am truly unaware of any monger being busted by a guy going into an apartment trick pad. I think I have heard of hotel busts, but since FOSTA has driven online shit mostly underground. To such a degree that you rarely hear about prostitutes being busted.

So, I am not saying it does not happen, but if a bust happens to you, that is a problem.

I just recall there was a guy visiting the pearl pad in west l. A. To see this latina with huge tits. He reviewed her and did not get up all on the tits because "she might be LE" - if you are with a known gal at a known pad, she is not LE.

If you want me to take one for the team, I will.

[Murrican]

Can I ask kind of a weird question? I'm going to be direct.

I have not historically used RRatings and similar sites because the prospect of independents scares me. Specifically, the prospect I'll show up and badge will be flashed at me ("surprise! This is a sting! Storefront massages, for all their shortcomings, provide plausible deniability ("I was just here for a massage. This is a publicly enterable storefront and I had no knowledge they do anything but massages here. " Just being honest.

If you go beyond the aamp / lamp setups, how do you know you're not being set up? Not even just LE, but also to be mugged or something?

You might want to try this joint. It is a an affiliate of a valley trick pad. The girls are uninspired Latina gen z types who think giving handjobs is some kind of hobby and not a sacred art.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/242058

This is the main joint in north Hollywood.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/233438.

[FishyHunter]

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[PriscillaM]

So you afflicted types have probably not seen Casablanca as many times as I have, but breaking precedent is kind of fun.

I called up Goldfinger. Obviously my hiatus lasted about a week. The roll call was for shit. Amy (pig), Vanessa (hog), Selena (rhino), Katie (uknown), Yuki (drek).

So I took wilshire home from my vons. I passed wharf and called. No answer, but in a precedent breaker, I got a text in English as a fourth language advising they were there but could not get to the phone.

So I call back, and the roll call is Vicky, Kiki, and Nicole. All of a sudden I think that maybe Kiki was the one from Goldfinger that engaged in great mutual masturbation, my finger up her Asian bento box and her hands on my Louisville slugger / Hebrew national.

So I say I will be there in 10 min.

I walk by the front and the crowd at Sasabune eating outside next door looked at me like I was some kind of pathetic loser, even this fat chick eating a shamu size portion of inari figured out why I was walking by. I do not need this kind of tood, so I did something I have never done, I went to the back.

The back of wharf has about as much security as a cooter on fig. The back door was open, there was one car parked there, I think an Audi SUV with a personalized plate of some kind. I knock and Vicky answers. She seems like I have seen her before, kind of that sweaty Asian look with the face about to fall to the ground. Typical 36-40. She lets me in and I walk past the curtain door into the hallway and shows me to a side room along the west wall. I ask who is there, and I see Nicole walk by. Neither gal was wearing a mask, and Nicole seemed like a nice body, but face was questionable. I asked for Kiki, but Kiki was busy, she said it is me Vicky or Nicole.

So I say I want Nicole, but first I did something I have not done in some time, I availed myself of the can. Boys, let me tell you, I have clinical urinary and bowel problems and have been to almost every public shitter in l. A. This one is in the top 10%. There are several types of soap, the floor is cleaner and devoid of any wear like a Le bron book journal. It smells nice and this was even after a previous monger (some scrawny Asian kid in a mask) used it.

So I relieve myself (#1, I am not a homonid), and get back into the room. I had given Vicky 60 bucks for the hour. I get naked face down and Vicky comes in. I got pretty assertive and told her she was butt ugly and I want Nicole. So then she got Nicole.

What then proceeded was a 45 minute very relaxing cock work session. Nicole wore a mask and would not take it off. She asked me if I was there before and I said I saw Mia. She asked soft or hard, I said soft, she said thank. She shoved the towel between my ass and legs and did a very soft and loving full body rub.

After about 15 minutes of that horseshit, she started a prolonged tease of my enormously stressed out ball sack. It was 5 minutes of her poking at my sack like a Hampton tomato at a roadside stand in Montauk.

And then I a great break from precedent, she did not stop the ballet to get a towel. She simply instructed me to turn over. She was wearing gray yoga pants and a kind of green sweater and a mask. The room was very dark. I was all over her ass over the clothes and the small over her back nude. The sweater was a crop top job.

She massaged my front and then went for the shlong. She never did any thing remotely like a hammer stroke. It was all slow motion. I had her move from my side to face me. She did not take off a stitch of clothes and would not even take off the mask. She commented only three times about how strong my rod is. So, not overkill.

She did not complain about the time, and I made it to the 45 minute mark, so about 22 minutes of penile manipulation.

I let loose a block buster nut and she cleaned me off. I left 100 as a tip.

If any of you know about Kiki at wharf or more about Nicole, please advise.

[PriscillaM]

The one for compton. What was damage for her?

I do not recall. You can ask her.

[LngTimeMongr]

You might want to try this joint. It is a an affiliate of a valley trick pad. The girls are uninspired Latina gen z types who think giving handjobs is some kind of hobby and not a sacred art.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/242058

This is the main joint in north Hollywood.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/233438

Eve is good looking but could not stroke a cock to save the las Vegas raiders playoff hopes. She gets good reviews because guys are simps. Keeley there looks promising.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247995

If you are willing to drive to Compton, this one is on Rosecrans and central, incredible body, likes to have her pussy licked, but must stroke big black cocks for her main gig, because she is not loving and slow as needed for a penor like mine.

I would stay the fuck away from any Asian MP near downtown for fear you may be committing elder abuse.

The one for compton. What was damage for her?

[Hahasupz]

Just had a LEGIT massage at Angel--does anyone know what happened?

Went into Angel last night and saw Amber. I undressed and laid down on the table, lightly placing the towel across my ass. Paid for an hour and she started the dry massage with a lot of teasing. Then the oil and even more teasing between the legs and stroking my nuts. The towel was barely on at this point so she asked if it was ok to remove it completely. On the flip there was more teasing, but after a couple minutes she started to talking to the other girl in the hall. She said she'd be right back and placed a towel on my crotch to cover my erection.

When she returned she started a chest and shoulder massage and then said "just massage today, I'll give you $20 back" After a little bit of my "what the fuck" questioning, I just dressed and left.

This isn't the Angel I remember--has anyone else had similar experience?

Is this the Angel on huntington?

[Bro Hymn]

Man, I used to frequent that place even before it was Thai Tara. It was my go to. There was this cute little plump chick, Christine. I didn't love plump chicks, but she was that kind that's firm plump, not flabby plump. You know what I mean. And she would just give the best massage and hando. Every time I left I was like "that's a girl who takes her art seriously. " Post-covid she's gone, sadly. I'd love to see her again.

As a backup I'd see Vicki, the proprietor. She was surprisingly hot for her age. But she kinda lost her mojo on the delivery.

Every once in a while I'd get this chick Mona I think was her name. Huge ass chest tattoo that I hated. Looked so ghetto. But Vicki trained her well and she gave a mean massage and hando.

It's sad to hear this place has gone downhill. It was my spot.

Went to see vicky again yesterday (as a last resort). Pretty tough. I'd like to think I had the excuse of wanting a high quality massage, but still felt disappointed after paying $$ for a 90 min. I've only gotten one decent lead from all my sessions at thai hi / tara. Seems like the good girls don't last too long there before finding new shops and if you don't get phone numbers, vicky isn't trying to help you.

Separate but related: if you guys have any leads in Dubai for high quality massage, send them my way please! Going next week for work and I will definitely need something after (essentially) a 24 hour flight.