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[PriscillaM]

So you afflicted types have probably not seen Casablanca as many times as I have, but breaking precedent is kind of fun.

I called up Goldfinger. Obviously my hiatus lasted about a week. The roll call was for shit. Amy (pig), Vanessa (hog), Selena (rhino), Katie (uknown), Yuki (drek).

So I took wilshire home from my vons. I passed wharf and called. No answer, but in a precedent breaker, I got a text in English as a fourth language advising they were there but could not get to the phone.

So I call back, and the roll call is Vicky, Kiki, and Nicole. All of a sudden I think that maybe Kiki was the one from Goldfinger that engaged in great mutual masturbation, my finger up her Asian bento box and her hands on my Louisville slugger / Hebrew national.

So I say I will be there in 10 min.

I walk by the front and the crowd at Sasabune eating outside next door looked at me like I was some kind of pathetic loser, even this fat chick eating a shamu size portion of inari figured out why I was walking by. I do not need this kind of tood, so I did something I have never done, I went to the back.

The back of wharf has about as much security as a cooter on fig. The back door was open, there was one car parked there, I think an Audi SUV with a personalized plate of some kind. I knock and Vicky answers. She seems like I have seen her before, kind of that sweaty Asian look with the face about to fall to the ground. Typical 36-40. She lets me in and I walk past the curtain door into the hallway and shows me to a side room along the west wall. I ask who is there, and I see Nicole walk by. Neither gal was wearing a mask, and Nicole seemed like a nice body, but face was questionable. I asked for Kiki, but Kiki was busy, she said it is me Vicky or Nicole.

So I say I want Nicole, but first I did something I have not done in some time, I availed myself of the can. Boys, let me tell you, I have clinical urinary and bowel problems and have been to almost every public shitter in l. A. This one is in the top 10%. There are several types of soap, the floor is cleaner and devoid of any wear like a Le bron book journal. It smells nice and this was even after a previous monger (some scrawny Asian kid in a mask) used it.

So I relieve myself (#1, I am not a homonid), and get back into the room. I had given Vicky 60 bucks for the hour. I get naked face down and Vicky comes in. I got pretty assertive and told her she was butt ugly and I want Nicole. So then she got Nicole.

What then proceeded was a 45 minute very relaxing cock work session. Nicole wore a mask and would not take it off. She asked me if I was there before and I said I saw Mia. She asked soft or hard, I said soft, she said thank. She shoved the towel between my ass and legs and did a very soft and loving full body rub.

After about 15 minutes of that horseshit, she started a prolonged tease of my enormously stressed out ball sack. It was 5 minutes of her poking at my sack like a Hampton tomato at a roadside stand in Montauk.

And then I a great break from precedent, she did not stop the ballet to get a towel. She simply instructed me to turn over. She was wearing gray yoga pants and a kind of green sweater and a mask. The room was very dark. I was all over her ass over the clothes and the small over her back nude. The sweater was a crop top job.

She massaged my front and then went for the shlong. She never did any thing remotely like a hammer stroke. It was all slow motion. I had her move from my side to face me. She did not take off a stitch of clothes and would not even take off the mask. She commented only three times about how strong my rod is. So, not overkill.

She did not complain about the time, and I made it to the 45 minute mark, so about 22 minutes of penile manipulation.

I let loose a block buster nut and she cleaned me off. I left 100 as a tip.

If any of you know about Kiki at wharf or more about Nicole, please advise.

[PriscillaM]

The one for compton. What was damage for her?

I do not recall. You can ask her.

[LngTimeMongr]

You might want to try this joint. It is a an affiliate of a valley trick pad. The girls are uninspired Latina gen z types who think giving handjobs is some kind of hobby and not a sacred art.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/242058

This is the main joint in north Hollywood.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/233438

Eve is good looking but could not stroke a cock to save the las Vegas raiders playoff hopes. She gets good reviews because guys are simps. Keeley there looks promising.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247995

If you are willing to drive to Compton, this one is on Rosecrans and central, incredible body, likes to have her pussy licked, but must stroke big black cocks for her main gig, because she is not loving and slow as needed for a penor like mine.

I would stay the fuck away from any Asian MP near downtown for fear you may be committing elder abuse.

The one for compton. What was damage for her?

[Hahasupz]

Just had a LEGIT massage at Angel--does anyone know what happened?

Went into Angel last night and saw Amber. I undressed and laid down on the table, lightly placing the towel across my ass. Paid for an hour and she started the dry massage with a lot of teasing. Then the oil and even more teasing between the legs and stroking my nuts. The towel was barely on at this point so she asked if it was ok to remove it completely. On the flip there was more teasing, but after a couple minutes she started to talking to the other girl in the hall. She said she'd be right back and placed a towel on my crotch to cover my erection.

When she returned she started a chest and shoulder massage and then said "just massage today, I'll give you $20 back" After a little bit of my "what the fuck" questioning, I just dressed and left.

This isn't the Angel I remember--has anyone else had similar experience?

Is this the Angel on huntington?

[Bro Hymn]

Man, I used to frequent that place even before it was Thai Tara. It was my go to. There was this cute little plump chick, Christine. I didn't love plump chicks, but she was that kind that's firm plump, not flabby plump. You know what I mean. And she would just give the best massage and hando. Every time I left I was like "that's a girl who takes her art seriously. " Post-covid she's gone, sadly. I'd love to see her again.

As a backup I'd see Vicki, the proprietor. She was surprisingly hot for her age. But she kinda lost her mojo on the delivery.

Every once in a while I'd get this chick Mona I think was her name. Huge ass chest tattoo that I hated. Looked so ghetto. But Vicki trained her well and she gave a mean massage and hando.

It's sad to hear this place has gone downhill. It was my spot.

Went to see vicky again yesterday (as a last resort). Pretty tough. I'd like to think I had the excuse of wanting a high quality massage, but still felt disappointed after paying $$ for a 90 min. I've only gotten one decent lead from all my sessions at thai hi / tara. Seems like the good girls don't last too long there before finding new shops and if you don't get phone numbers, vicky isn't trying to help you.

Separate but related: if you guys have any leads in Dubai for high quality massage, send them my way please! Going next week for work and I will definitely need something after (essentially) a 24 hour flight.

[PropLA]

Just had a LEGIT massage at Angel--does anyone know what happened?

Went into Angel last night and saw Amber. I undressed and laid down on the table, lightly placing the towel across my ass. Paid for an hour and she started the dry massage with a lot of teasing. Then the oil and even more teasing between the legs and stroking my nuts. The towel was barely on at this point so she asked if it was ok to remove it completely. On the flip there was more teasing, but after a couple minutes she started to talking to the other girl in the hall. She said she'd be right back and placed a towel on my crotch to cover my erection.

When she returned she started a chest and shoulder massage and then said "just massage today, I'll give you $20 back" After a little bit of my "what the fuck" questioning, I just dressed and left.

This isn't the Angel I remember--has anyone else had similar experience?

I would like to delete everything I just wrote above. There is new ownership. All new girls. Everyone is attractive to just hot. Usually two girls working there now. Tried these ones:

Angie: Korean, manager I think. Older than the others (35 ish), still very attractive and great sensual massage skills.

Angela: Super hot, can't be over 27 even for an Asian, could be 23, cleavage hanging out of dress when you walk in, but doesn't speak a lick of English and can't massage at all. Very hot though, did I mention that?

Coco also really hot. Great English, great but, legs, can't massage though. She's a student. Could be 25-27.

Wendy is the best (then Angie). Hot, great skills and good English. Only there Tues. Late 20's? No way she's older.

Few other young girls they are trying in the rotation so you might get lucky. Good luck.

[PriscillaM]

Going to be in Dtla tomorrow. RM is failing me and imma let my subscription there expire.

Anyone know a good spot near there. Dtla, East la, echo park. That general hood? To be clear, a place where the average worker is under 35, and ideally under 30. Don't need granny shacks. Got plenty of those sh*tholes near where I live normally.

You might want to try this joint. It is a an affiliate of a valley trick pad. The girls are uninspired Latina gen z types who think giving handjobs is some kind of hobby and not a sacred art.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/242058

This is the main joint in north Hollywood.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/233438

Eve is good looking but could not stroke a cock to save the las Vegas raiders playoff hopes. She gets good reviews because guys are simps. Keeley there looks promising.

https://losangeles.rubratings.com/247995

If you are willing to drive to Compton, this one is on Rosecrans and central, incredible body, likes to have her pussy licked, but must stroke big black cocks for her main gig, because she is not loving and slow as needed for a penor like mine.

I would stay the fuck away from any Asian MP near downtown for fear you may be committing elder abuse.

[Murrican]

Going to be in Dtla tomorrow. RM is failing me and imma let my subscription there expire.

Anyone know a good spot near there. Dtla, East la, echo park. That general hood? To be clear, a place where the average worker is under 35, and ideally under 30. Don't need granny shacks. Got plenty of those sh*tholes near where I live normally.

[PriscillaM]

https://youtu.be/4HlD-QW4dOk

I was watching this video, the guy apparently went to a Massage Parlor and it was filled with Model type girls!

He was dating Lana Rhoades, so I am sure when he says model types, then theyre pretty hot girls there

Any idea where this location is?

I m sure it's not Temple of Bliss because he says the entry fee was just 60.

It is a clout chasing click bait story look at those three fairies you think they even breed.

[DreamFreez]

https://youtu.be/4HlD-QW4dOk

I was watching this video, the guy apparently went to a Massage Parlor and it was filled with Model type girls!

He was dating Lana Rhoades, so I am sure when he says model types, then they’re pretty hot girls there

Any idea where this location is?

I m sure it's not Temple of Bliss because he says the entry fee was just 60.

[Grimmy23]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.

I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.

Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.

And you really like edging, you have to see Zelda in Anaheim. She works out of a warehouse across the street from Honda Center. She's in her late 50's and doesn't take any clothes off (she works in semi-revealing lingerie). She's not ugly but not someone you'd give much of a second look to either. She specializes in prostate massage. If you like edging, then holy fuck, she will edge you better than anyone I've ever seen. If you've never had a prostate orgasm before, she will definitely take care of that. She knows how to drain every last drop of cum out of you. It's literally the only time in my life I've ever screamed while I was cumming. Google search OCWalnutsaver and you will find her.

[Hm2142]

Anyone know nuru spots in LA? Preferably with young women.

[PriscillaM]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.

I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.

Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.

You can forget about Goldfinger or the wharf for edging, they want you in and out and and an extra c note to the jagoff guard.

If you look up templeofbliss.com, there are two gals there now, Devaka kali and Gunievere who will take some direction and let you last. Devaka is not very affectionate and is anti-israel and is loaded on CBD and pot, but will sit across from you and stroke you slower than le bron reads.

Guinivere could lose some weight but is not on any hard scheduled drugs and at my request suckled on my neck, played with my hacky sack with hand 1 and stroked with hand 2.

All the rest are full of shit and will not waste time.

There is this gal in the valley who is 44 years old and sucks and edges pretty good, you could pm me.

[Jbatts77]

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone on here who posted about Wharf or Downey, made it easy to find two places to visit (or pick from) when I fly into LAX and stay in Baldwin Park.

I'm not picky just wanted a sure thing for less than 2 bills.

Edit: Anyone know where they do a really good job on the teasing, or offer Tantra? I'm all about edging, and am willing to pay a little more for it if needed. If you've ever had extreme teasing/edging you likely know what I mean.