Strip Club Reports

[DennisonDean]

In town for work and play. Part one was a visit to Empire posted on that forum. Afterwards I went to Centerfold for drinks and dances with the hopes of extras. Really nice flock of pretty girls. Shared some dollars and drinks with several. Hit up a tall blonde Zara for a VIP. Not very private area. She was super hot though. Allowed all kinds of roaming and tongue. FIV and tongue as well. Asked for more but she said can't here. Gave me her number but I suspect it's not real. She was pretty coy when I pressed to set up a date. She must have slipped out the back because I never saw her afterwards. Anyone know her, she available for off the clock? Also I'd be indebted for any direction to a club where a guy could get hit dances and BBBJ. Thanks!

[SamPerkins420]

Well that makes three of us in Enterprise Software Sales. Maybe we should meetup and expense it as our 2022 sales kickoff event!

I work from home, sell ERP systems, have a two sale /$2 mm per year quota. I've done this for years and have 100% professional freedom which gives me opportunities to hit up a FS dayshift place like in Inkster anywhere from once per month to several times per week.

And like others have said it's all about playing the game. My usual outfit is jeans or shorts with a basic back polo shirt, in winter jeans + a basic sweater or sweatshirt. No hoodies, even if a fancy one. No coats leave it in the car.

I play Eddie Haskell. Sit there by myself looking clean. No facial hair, no tats, no piercings, clothes are clean and have no holes in them. A little chit chat with waitresses, and tip girls on stage I'm interested in. If a girl I'm not interested in approaches me I'll politely tell them no thanks; if one sits next to me I'll act awkward like I'm not comfortable talking to women or have no idea what's going on and they'll usually leave. Also say things like "I don't go to strip clubs but we got the day off so meeting friends here." And they either get the hint & leave, or think I'm weird and won't spend money on them and leave. Which is what I want.

Also just like in sales it's important to control the engagement. When a girl sits with me that I want to take back I never buy her a drink even when the waitress comes by and asks. I straight up confirm what extras are available (usually all) and negotiate before going back. If the girl starts with a number you cut it in half. If she asks me to make the first offer it's always $100 or even lower. Very rare I'll pay more than $150 +VIP tax for FS, and when it does its bc I allowed it to happen.

[DooMama7]

What does solid session in VIP mean? I figured nothing more than dances here, for the past few years.

I believe there and playhouse during day shift you can get extras, not as guaranteed as the Dearborn / in later clubs of course.

[Jay23]

Well that makes three of us in Enterprise Software Sales. Maybe we should meetup and expense it as our 2022 sales kickoff event!

I wonder what will show up in corporate Amex. Hopefully, it does not end up like https://www.cnet.com/news/strip-club...aid-33540-tab/.

[HarryDude]

Went to Colusium today around 1 PM, they always have very good lunch specials. Very quit with 2 - 4 customers and 4 - 6 girls. Ended up talking to a mature (Age 55) lady who had the body of a 40-year-old, it was a refreshing change from talking to 22-year-olds. Had a solid session in VIP too. Apparently, she only works day shifts at Coliseum and has been in the business for a long long time. I am bad with names, anyone knows her name?

What does solid session in VIP mean? I figured nothing more than dances here, for the past few years.

[SkillyDog]

Me too, agree with you. Also, I do the exact same thing professionally. We might already know each other (our industry is a small world). Ha ha.

Well that makes three of us in Enterprise Software Sales. Maybe we should meetup and expense it as our 2022 sales kickoff event!

[Jay23]

Went to Colusium today around 1 PM, they always have very good lunch specials. Very quit with 2 - 4 customers and 4 - 6 girls. Ended up talking to a mature (Age 55) lady who had the body of a 40-year-old, it was a refreshing change from talking to 22-year-olds. Had a solid session in VIP too. Apparently, she only works day shifts at Coliseum and has been in the business for a long long time. I am bad with names, anyone knows her name?

[Jay23]

I might be down for this. PM me to discuss further.

Your mail box is full.

[HoldenCaul]

I might be down for this. PM me to discuss further.

Me too, agree with you. Also, I do the exact same thing professionally. We might already know each other (our industry is a small world). Ha ha.

[Original Man 78]

I might be down for this. PM me to discuss further.

I sell enterprise software, typically the deal size is 1 to 2 M $ and I can't negotiate rates with strippers. I am dressed up, not drunk, smell good, buy girls drinks, and still can't get a decent service.

Who is in for a group visit, 4 of us get a table, get bottle service and then start negotiation with the girls.

[XMailMan]

I sell enterprise software, typically the deal size is 1 to 2 M $ and I can't negotiate rates with strippers. I am dressed up, not drunk, smell good, buy girls drinks, and still can't get a decent service.

Who is in for a group visit, 4 of us get a table, get bottle service and then start negotiation with the girls.

That would be dope to do!

[Herrgen]

About 500 years ago.

Ancient golden age never to occur again.

[Bmarr77]

Evening gentlemen, I will be in Detroit for a couple days, Thursday and Friday. Was curious about the daytime scene in the clubs that are listed often in this thread. As my username implies if anyone has any good clubs that have busty women feel free to PM me. Thanks and stay safe out there dudes.

The clubs I have visited this week Bogarts and the Cricket during dayshift have been really dead. Not sure if it is the after holiday lull or covid but you may want to try the Landing Strip, good luck!

[Drew93]

What's the "EV and AE" Board?

Those used to be the ***** boards, Until some real bad shit, went down and the Feds got involved. Let's just say things changed very quickly.

[ScratchDent]

So, sometime in the near future I'm going to be coming to Detroit to sample your strip clubs and honestly just see the city. I've done a little homework on which clubs to go see, and maybe massage places too but I have an odd question; Can anyone guide me if there are any places left (factories) where I can still find Fordite? I would love to find some on my own, and no, I couldn't care less about the legality of it. Feel free to PM, any insight is appreciated.