Massage Parlor Reports

[NewCleve]

Decent massage, okay HJ at the end. Didn't negotiate tip but I left 60.

Miki is very cute but didn't try.

[ApplePiePussy]

The Chicago market is in the middle of the Great ***** Depression. It's been a steady decline for 5 years now. The young ones don't want to come here anymore because of the crime and because it's cold as fuck and because Chicago is not a prime destination for Asian women. It's a secondary destination. NYC, LA, SF, SD, Seattle, Toronto, Vancouver, Orlando all have grade A pussy, although the talent levels have dropped in those cities as well due to the pandemic. The only one that doesn't seem to have been affected is NYC. And that's probably due to the fact that the prosecutors are not prosecuting sex workers anymore, so the girls feel safer there.

The problem in Chicago, aside from what I just mentioned, is that Chicago mongers line up around the block to see post menopausal grannies like Judy, who then get on their phones and call all the other old bags around the country who can't get work in the cities with hotter and younger girls, so they keep coming here. It's just like pigeons. You feed one and next thing you know, 300 more surround you.

Chicago is where providers go to retire. They pump out handies until the arthritis won't allow it anymore. Then they sell herbs to the tourists in Chinatown.

[Biliator]

Chicago market is ridiculous compared to other parts of the country.

Simple fact.



You have to rely on this forum for Chicago because girls control the market here, where other cities your money goes a hell of a lot further.

Um, ok. But I was in NYC last month and the "spa talent" I saw pretty much said, "you want a BJ, $140". So there's that.

[ThroatSeek77]

Meanwhile on the escort board everybody is complaining that they can't get anybody who isn't fat, old or strung out for less than $500 anymore LOL.

Chicago market is ridiculous compared to other parts of the country.

Simple fact.

You have to rely on this forum for Chicago because girls control the market here, where other cities your money goes a hell of a lot further.

[AyoHell]

Tried this random place in Milwaukee and Bryn Mawr in Jefferson Park. 50 HHR and left 40 tip out at beginning. I got a super hot 20 something Chinese girl with huge tits and butterfly eyelashes. Jk it was a 50 something MMS although she did change out of her t-shirt and into a dress for me after letting me in. Free roaming and no discussion L1 nice light touch geisha technique at least initially. Hoping to get something more exciting one of these days until I have time to get out to the suburbs.

[ConfuciusMan]

Went their to see Stephanie. Another website reviewed and said must see young cute girl. Also numerous reviewers said same thing. They also said other girls cute and young. You guys must be blind. I'm sorry do not go unless you like older late 50's women. Not even nice figures. She was overweight. I was very disappointed. I saw skinny one sitting in the room eating on massage table. She was not pretty at all and looked old.

[DMichaels69]

She's right!

No one should be under any delusion that their are 20 year old AMP girls anywhere in Chicago area.

So last night I went to visit hao spa and was very sad. I Called and look at RR and was told young girls was there 20 year old & big tits. So I definitely was happy to visit. So walked in and ask to see young girl and was told there none here I said I just called and she laughs like just try me WTF so you posted fake pic and lie. I just took the massage and nothing else but she also said there's no young girls in Chicago.

[DanTheMan1010]

COCO and Miki very similar petite coco has more curves and bigger tatas.

Judi fuller figure not fat not petite.

Eva the best boobs in Chicago flat ass.

Thanks for the help regarding Belmont, it's been a year or two for me. Would you go to them in the order you ranked them?

Just moved to Roscoe west lakeview area and have walked around.

Anyone got anything on:

Comfy massage Addison / Ashland.

Aroma Thai spa Ashland and grace.

Ping spa Ashland and grace.

Have been to Belmont and new hope but always willing to try others.

Thanks!

[SalTheMan1]

Can somebody please share if there's any young girls in their 20's-30's at any parlors around the city? They don't have to be a spinner and just not big. I'm looking for if they tease and full roaming possibly but just seems so hard to find. Please pm me the parlor name and their name. I just haven't had any luck yet so please anything helps! Thank you!

Saltheman1.

[SonnyBlack85]

So last night I went to visit hao spa and was very sad. I Called and look at RR and was told young girls was there 20 year old & big tits. So I definitely was happy to visit. So walked in and ask to see young girl and was told there none here I said I just called and she laughs like just try me WTF so you posted fake pic and lie. I just took the massage and nothing else but she also said there's no young girls in Chicago.

[Jinurso]

Save up guys and see an escort. For $350, you can get anything you've every dreamed of. Why waste your hard earned cash for an L1-L2 with an old hag. Makes no sense to me unless you have a very limited budget.

Meanwhile on the escort board everybody is complaining that they can't get anybody who isn't fat, old or strung out for less than $500 anymore LOL.

[Tkow70]

Real talk I definitely understand. I'm not sure if there's any young pretty girls anymore. I'm done travelling so face to see old ass lady who want to charge like they top ass. Smfh.

Save up guys and see an escort. For $350, you can get anything you've every dreamed of. Why waste your hard earned cash for an L1-L2 with an old hag. Makes no sense to me unless you have a very limited budget.

[SonnyBlack85]

Is there any reviews on hao spa on 35th Halsted.

[Jayp80]

Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.

Which bhc did you go to?

[SonnyBlack85]

Went as I've seen all the chatter about the place. Very disappointing. Went in new girl has first door on left but I Wasn't interested in her as she was a 5 on my scale. I requested to see the other girl, Monica I think, She came back and was equally disappointing with a little more upstairs so I went with her (5. 5). The other girl that was occupied named ayda or some shit I didn't get to see her. If this is the best around I'm getting out of the game. If someone can help with a sure thing. Young, skinny, fake or big knockers. Please pm me, but I'm pretty sure they aren't in Chicago anymore. Maybe April was the only unicorn and I missed the party.

Real talk I definitely understand. I'm not sure if there's any young pretty girls anymore. I'm done travelling so face to see old ass lady who want to charge like they top ass. Smfh.